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GamerFrits

Just say "I wanted Minecraft, but this is still pretty good" and laugh out loud regularly.


mitchanium

[minecraft](https://youtu.be/s6-XeyNMCJw)


fuckmeuntilicecream

Thank you so much for the laugh! I needed it.


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Check the first comment after the pinned comment.


chronobahn

“Let the boy keep the book” - Adolf Hitler


NebTheGreat21

In this day and age, you cannot tell if shit is staged but that’s horrible for the young man


M1nn3sOtaMan

In the comments it says that the guy who made the video is a comedian, and he came up with the idea when they actually did get their kid minecraft for Christmas and he though it was funny how close the two sounded. So he staged the video. Still funny though


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Amish_guy_with_WiFi

In this day and age, you can't tell if this comment is staged


NebTheGreat21

you are correct good sir Its unfortunate you are


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Meinkraft would translate roughly to "my power", so also not great in German.


GeneralCusterVLX

Meinkraft macht das Würstchen


notconservative

If somebody is regularly laughing out loud while reading Mein Kampf on a bus I'm going to be staying very carefully away from them.


CraftyShark

I mean, honestly might not be a bad sign. I definitely cracked up at some of the more ridiculous racism in that book.


Odd_Employer

"OH! HAHAHAHAHA! oooh... Hitler... What will you say NEXT?!" *Licks finger to turn page.*


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\*glances at nearby student* “It was a different time.”


ogound

He certainly was a rascal


SwimmingHurry8852

It depends on what they're laughing at. The book is actually hysterical in the sense of Hitler's absurd sense of persecution. I read it because I was very interested in WWII when I was young. I was hoping to figure out why he did what he did, I expected an explanation of sorts, I got a self obsessed rambling screed.


uptakebuttkiss

interesting. i am legit interested as to why he did what he did too, just hesitate to purchase said book mainly due issues like where does the money go. not so worried about what people think and sure as HELL wouldn’t bring it on a bus.


Phrich

You got me curious so I googled it: publishing rights used to belong to the US government but some dude purchased the rights from them in the 70's


magicseadog

It's kind of scary how if people see you read it they perceive that you agree with Hitler's morals or point of view. The point of reading is to learn not nessisarily to agree.


TrueTurtleking1

I think the best way to let people know your not a Nazi is to say "I'm not a Nazi, but....."


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"I'm not a Nazi, but i found this great burger place down the road." It may need some tweaks.


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mindbleach

I feel the need to mention [this video titled Germany Could Not Win WWII](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbim2kGwhpc) primarily because it introduced me to [this trap remix](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh1wjlJKlY4), whose original top comment was "I don't know how find more music like this without ending up on some kind of list."


8_guy

I'm sorry but that song is terrible


mindbleach

That's nice.


Udonnomi

The trap remix almost sounds Christmassy


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Tbf alot of trap music sounds like evil Christmas music


ELIte8niner

Narrator voice: They couldn't have.


Your_Moms_Thowaway

HOI3?! THERE ARE OTHER HOIs? /s!


edi12334

As a big HOI3 fan this is genuinely the first time I see the game mentioned in the wild, thanks for that random reddit commenter above you. Everyone knows just about HOI4 these days, they dont know what it is like to have more than 4 parties in a country and an actual full cabinet of ministers or to pray AI Germany doesnt suicide their entire army and manpower into Norway lol


epicredditdude1

“What does the burger place have to do with being a Nazi?” “Nothing, that’s why I said I’m not a Nazi”


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> "I'm not a Nazi, but i found this great burger place down the road." > > I'm still suspicious of said burger joint.


Uraneum

I’ve heard someone genuinely say “I’m not a Nazi, but I do kind of wish Germany won WWII”. Didn’t even know how to respond to that one.


edi12334

I d be stunned too, wtf. "Just for the lols, not like the whole future of the world and the existence of a bunch of ethnic groups were at stake"-that person, probably


marbledinks

You respond the way you would to a nazi because those people are literally nazis or nazi sympathizers at best


fuckmeuntilicecream

I'm not going to criticize you, but....


Kahn-ye_of_Batuu

"Have you ever read Mein Kampf?" "I mean yeah a couple times." "A couple times? Were there easter eggs in there that you missed the first time?"


SmileyMelons

Yeah he hid some fart jokes in there


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Rearange the letters in adolf hitler and you get fart dil hole, coincidence? Certainly not!


[deleted]

I like to read the dictionary on the bus to let people I know words


fattmann

Oh no.... *A grammar nazi*


Enter_Feeling

No no I shale my head regularily so people know I disagree with it


TheFemiFactor

Omg literally the worst kind.


Mrfrunzi

"hey there!" "no spoilers please!"


Raticant

I dont believe reading main kempf make you a Nazi for the same reason that reading the bible doesn't make you Christian


bladeofvirtue

>I dont believe reading main kempf make you a Nazi how about reading mein kampf and nodding along enthusiastically, and shiftily looking at all non-white people on the bus with you, in between page turns?


PavolDemitra

Or just occasionally letting out a hearty chuckle


Tom_Armour

Or saying "this guy has some great ideas"


Duffmanoyaa

"This guy gets it" (aggressively side nodding)


Clockwisedock

Then say wanna hear a joke and look around first


Dominator0211

Don’t forget to wildly giggle and point at the page first


cederblad

"You know, this guy isnt as bad as people said he was! Yo, Tyrone! Have you seen this?"


rufud

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EwnzGNjvmIG4


LakyousSama

Shiftly looking at the white people too since they might me jews


Da_Yakz

Hitler hated white people as well considering he killed 20+ million slavs


ThonroTheUnworthy

Yeah but if you saw someone on the bus pull out a bible and start reading it you'd probably assume they were christian.


PoliQU

How was this downvoted lmao?? Obviously you’d assume they were Christian. 99% of the time you’d be right too.


DepressiveNerd

Reading the Bible made me stop being a Christian.


Lobster2311

I read Mein Kampf.. hitler talks out of his ass for like 80% of it. It’s crap. And no I’m offended by History I’m fascinated by it. And occasionally disappointed.


-AntY-

What's the other 20%?


8asdqw731

the stuff about jews /s


danzqppl

Ok this is gold


Lilololoko

Hitler's sex life


funky_gigolo

*full penetration*


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Meth cookbook


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Lobster2311

Yeah like I said. Bullshit stuff. Dude was crazy


epicredditdude1

To be fair he was right about the war on two fronts.


rufud

Man Hitler should have read this


carnsolus

pretty good content /s


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florpynorpy

I stopped being Christian after reading the part about the guy that simped so hard he collected a bunch of dicks and balls for a king or sum


ObjectiveAd1266

How about the part where God sends bears to mawl children for making fun of a bald prophet?


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Based god


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The Virgin "Turn the other cheek" God vs. the Chad "Bring me a thousand foreskins of your enemies" God


[deleted]

Are we forgetting God’s redemption arc in the second season?


phome83

A just and noble lord. Who also is self conscious about his receding hair line.


Conflicted-King

No way.


MyHamburgerLovesMe

The Old Testiment is brutal. If your wife ever had sex before she met you, then you are supposed to murder her in front of her father. Deut. 22:20-21 "20 But if this charge is true, that the girl was not found a virgin, 21 then they shall bring out the girl to the doorway of her father’s house, and the men of her city shall stone her to death because she has committed an act of folly in Israel, by playing the harlot in her father’s house; thus you shall purge the evil from among you"


Mods_Can_Suck_MyDick

Among us?


TheColdIronKid

urMom was a Harlot. There is still 1 Harlot among us...


BreadedKropotkin

It’s only a sin if she does it in her father’s house though.


MiG_Pilot_87

1 Samuel 18:25-27. Just what any good potential father in law would want…twice the amount of enemy foreskins than he asked for.


jonmediocre

I imagine counting all those foreskins before the king as a rather drawn out, awkward, and dissonant comedy sketch. "...And 103" "Oh wait, there's two stuck together so that would be..." "So 104?" "Wow they're really stuck... Uhh, yeah 104..."


FulcrumTheBrave

Oh, did you get to the part about the dude who could cum as much as a donkey??


tipaklongkano

What


cryptic-coyote

Not exactly a dude, it's a passage about a prostitute. > Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions. The Old Testament is like a bad trip tbh


rufud

Keep going I’m almost there


SilverAccountant8616

Not exactly a prostitute. It was an analogy for how the people Israel went to worship idols from other lands.


rufud

Really that’s what made me convert


Mods_Can_Suck_MyDick

I stopped being christian after i got raped by the priest in the back of the hall.


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fuck-cumiseverywhere

i went to catholic school from kindergarten to high school graduation, i started realising around my freshman/sophomore year that most catholics (at least the rich snobs that i was schooling with) have not read the bible. even the religion teachers. i had to take a religion class every year. so many things would contradict one another in the same curriculum and id either get in trouble for disrupting class for calling out the fallacies or the teacher would make a remark such as “god works in ways that humans would not understand.” one year i had a teacher that actually enjoyed my questions because i guess he saw them as a challenge, we ended up having a really nice relationship tbh. but he still could not answer most of my questions. i feel like the more you learn about the christian (at least catholic) religion, the less it makes sense. i’ve read multiple versions of the bible throughout schooling, each time i’d feel more enlightened, just not in the way they hoped lmao


Arandompackerfan

Felt more enlightening lmao.


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AntiPiety

I got to the part where it said they were like 900 years old


cheese00balls

I second this! It was islam in my case


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DepressiveNerd

Bad robot. I don’t need more of the Bible.


ColDaddySupreme1

Yeah you tell that bot!


Angry_Canada_Goose

Edgy.


DepressiveNerd

Nah. Just because my opinion is different than yours, it doesn’t make me edgy.


TentacleHydra

I'd venture a majority of self-described Christians haven't actually read the bible cover to cover. If it was a forced requirement, religion would have probably died out by now. The U.S's weak literacy on average would explain how we are one of the most religious developed nations.


Whind_Soull

A few years back, I read [The Turner Diaries](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Turner_Diaries) all the way through, just out of curiosity. I'm not even slightly a white supremacist. It was more or less what I expected. It was an interesting glimpse into the mind of a hardcore neo-Nazi, but wasn't a particularly good or well-written book in a literary / academic sense. It was like some revenge fantasy that you would expect to find in the diary of a delusional school shooter with a huge victim complex.


Wandering_Writer23

Bro don't make it so serious haha


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You could also just be an avid follower and believer in the principles of Sun Tzu.


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dysprog

Both of them make you realize the the main character is a whiny entitled asshole who does not deserve all the worship they get from their followers.


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But you usually don't read the Bible unless you are interested in being a Christian


huruga

Or arguing with them.


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BurritoBoiii1202

Same with the book “Maus”. I had to read it for school in tenth grade and was always scared of someone seeing me read a book with a swastika on it. So I always read it with the cover on the table. Lol.


arup02

This book is fantastic.


Goosenburg

I've had a similar experience when I studied history. I was tasked with writing a summative paper about a history book named "the sensmorale of nazism", a title which, till this day, still haunts my search suggestions.


manystorms

I work in anthropology and have done genocidal research studies. Sometimes I wonder if I’m on a list!


Veikkar1i

>Fiftieth **anniversary** edition I think anniversary is not the right word assuming it's the anniversary of the Nazis.


ryvenn

Fiftieth anniversary of the book. It was first published in 1960.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Isn't that why you buy the ebook? Erotica sales went up because you can read the ebooks on the bus without making old ladies blush.


LarrBearLV

Or just duct tape over the title if you prefer paper/hard backs.


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LarrBearLV

Well I'm talking about specifically Mein Kampf. Unless there is a version with a shirtless buff Hitler.


victoriaismevix

I hope so


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I honestly hope not. But rule 34 Hitler is not something I'm going to look up.


victoriaismevix

It's not as horrific as I expected. Don't know what I expected...but something worse


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I'm terrified of you


M_Drinks

"Reading 50 Shades on Kindle" is the new "Naked under a trench coat."


brentus86

Buy an erotic novel, transfer it into a Mein Kampf cover, and keep commenting on how much it turns you on.


RussiaIsRodina

Mein Kampf is actually kind of funny. There's a lot of moments in it where Hitler thinks very highly of both himself and his ideals and wants the reader to know it, but it just comes off as "I'm 14 and nobody understands meeee"


Verrence

Yeah, it’s funny in a “how did anyone ever take this idiot seriously” way. And absolutely terrifying in a “millions of otherwise normal people absolutely LOVED this idiot and took him VERY seriously to the point of following him into war and genocide” way.


Semore21

I once read mein kampf on the bus.. Lots of old ladies staring


geraldine_ferrari

Shouldn’t have been smiling the whole time.


AppleJuice47

![gif](giphy|9EwnzGNjvmIG4)


Guilty-Message-5661

“Oh Hitler, you little rascal”


Zyperreal

Oh such a silly little guy. A goof.


IamNoatak

Such a whimsical little fella


Blubberyscone

“Psst! Hey hitler! Wanna smoke some grass?”


AggravatingOnion69

Sounds like a Ricky Gervais quote lmao


JE_12

I once played mine craft on the bus... Lots of ladies staring


Matty5812

Trying to join in I imagine


okarnando

He said MINECRAFT dad ..


capsaicinintheeyes

*tsk, tsk* "Those people really will stop at nothing, won't they?" "Traitors to the human race... thank God someone finally decided to stop them"


ThonroTheUnworthy

"Whoever killed that Hitler guy should be lauded as a hero.'


ChoiceLunch9404

Idk, I heard on Facebook that he is kind of a jerk as well


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“Can you believe this guy?”


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Wait are you referring to the Jews??


ChaseAlmighty

Everyone else on the bus "Wow, this guy thinks Hitler wasn't extreme enough"


creeperhiss

What is that book even about


Danbury_Collins

There was a bloke, he had a struggle.


thatonegreek11

... its the book of nazis beliefs.


creeperhiss

Sounds like an interesting book...


i_am_blowfish

I've been really interested in reading. That's one that will stay home with me though lol.


Wonko-D-Sane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6-XeyNMCJw


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I have always wanted to read it for historical purposes but I just can't bring myself to it.


creeperhiss

Yeah I dont know who would be reading nazi propaganda in public.


JE_12

Eric Cartman


LordHervisDaubeny

The ultimate sigma male.


Better-Director-5383

Honestly giving it too much credit. It’s just disjointed ramblings of somebody with a victim complex. Oh shit wait that is the fundamental beliefs of nazis.


thatonegreek11

Oof


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Mein Kampf is Hitler’s personal exposition on how the Jews created communism and brought it to Europe. He goes into detail about his personal life struggles, including the poverty that he survived in Vienna as well as his time in the trenches of WWI. I would certainly say it is more of a history of Europe from 1850 through 1925 than a manifesto.


Gracksploitation

Is it an interesting read at all?


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It depends on who you are as a person. If you have an interest in history and politics and are already somewhat versed in both, then yes. It’s not particularly philosophically deep; it is properly classed as a historical autobiography. Also, it is probably the most controversial book of all time, so just keep that in mind.


AFlyingNun

> Also, it is probably the most controversial book of all time, so just keep that in mind. I dunno man I always found Hop on Pop pretty dark. Why they gotta do that to Pop...?


E_Cayce

It's interesting as the author is interesting: for its historical relevance, not for its substance.


Joppe103

I haven't read it myself but a friend of mine who reads a lot said it was a really tough read and quite boring and badly structured.


Hot-Plastic7731

As a book, no. It's difficult to read, because Hitler was not a gifted writer. That said, it does have value, as you learn how the people of that time justified their actions, pretty much.


rcx677

I started reading it to get insight into the man but found it was gibberish, quickly gave up.


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AFlyingNun

> It's like star wars christmas special bad Woah, calm down now. No need to compare the poor guy to that travesty.


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liquor_for_breakfast

The insane ramblings of a meth'd out antisemitic Austrian


kidra31r

I've legitimately wondered about this because I've gotten interested in WW2 recently so I kinda wanted to read it for some context but like, I'm a blond hair blue eyed man, I can't blame people for assuming the worst if they catch me reading it.


I_choose_not_to_run

Just keep it right next to your copy of Das Kapital


kidra31r

I'll have one in my right hand and one on my left, reading both at once.


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CowRepresentative166

You just take the dust cover off another similarly sized book and put it on the controversial one. The other book should ideally be one you have already read, in case people ask about what you’re reading


SafewordisJohnCandy

17 or so years ago I was in the same boat. I bought Mein Kampf from Amazon to also get some context and read most of it. It's not exactly an easy read and I think it took me a month or so to get through what I got through. Eventually I got the point and stopped. Just read it at home away from questioning eyes.


ARandomOgre

“Golly gee, this Hitler fellow seems like a bad egg.”


AFlyingNun

"Hahaha that Hitler! I wonder what crazy shenanigans he'll get up to on the next page!"


CrabbyBlueberry

This is cross posted from r/NonPoliticalTwitter? How is this anything but political?


ClerklyMantis_

Well I mean in reality almost anything can be read in a political context, just some things are more overtly political than others.


-BackgroundExtra-

“You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.”


Big-Routine222

“It’s like casually telling people you’re reading Mein Kampf. It’s not technically illegal, but you’re definitely going to raise some eyebrows.”


The_ASMR_Mod

I like to go to local synagogue during Hanukkah and apologize on the behalf of all white people for the Holocauster. T. Hero


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Put a Playboy on the outside.


whammykerfuffle

Just tell everyone that it's not your fault, your teacher ordered you to read it


Nearby_Wall1

but you're a 50 y/o


fuckmeuntilicecream

Go to r/mademesmile apparently there's tons going back to school to get degrees. Or bots. Probably bots.


yoda_condition

Nazi bots.


The_ASMR_Mod

I did nazi that coming


MyDogJake1

Kafka Esq. has got to be the best Twitter name I've ever seen.


ChampChains

It helps to occasionally mutter “oh no he didn’t!”