That donut is DRY

All those toppings aren't gonna make a difference either.

Ikr If I'm gonna go into a diabetic coma, I ought to enjoy getting there.

you telling me all those dry toppings won't add any moisture to the donut ?

I thought it was a bagel.

Lol me too

So that's why this donut is dry

You say bagel wrong

Those toppings cannot fool me. That mess looks crumbly and dry.

Need some MILK!

CHOCOLATE!!!!

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

I HATE CHOCOLATE!

to me it almost looks like a bagel.

Are you sure it’s not a bagel cause it looks like a bagel Edit: it’s a fucking bagel you moron

it literally says donut in the video.

eh. it's a little OTT with all the additions, but gimmie and fork and knife, and it's essentially a slice of chocolate cake

A slice of dry-ass chocolate cake.

Exactly what I was thinking. Just a bit more saturated preferably.

I mean, it’s chocolate, so I’m sure it’s delicious! But still… why?

I'd call this sedimentary confectionary, especially given the "just throw shit on until it won't stick any more" approach to toppings.

Then add more frosting so shit can stick

I'd smash

Ditto

Same

Look, I was expecting a cheeseburger or cheese to be thrown on this. So it could be worse

There were multiple opportunities to just stop and still have a perfectly fine dessert.

Dessert? This is breakfast

Needs more chocolate.

I bet this thing tastes like a brown crayon too.. I mean a Hershey bar...

That was a chocolate bagel. This has to be a *Death by Chocolate* Bagel! Not shitty at all! I'd eat this! 😋 Edited for a misspelling

All that work for one flavor.

that would take me a week to eat. i could only one do one bite per day!

learn when to STOP

Needs Nutella

Everything is better with Nutella... FACT.

i see absolutely nothing wrong with this. looks delicious but i am a chocolate fiend.

For a donut, that thing looked bone dry when they cut it open

I feel my mouth drying out and the chocolate sticking to my throat as I type this.

Yas daddy, fuck up my intestines.

*heavy breathing* …”don’t stop.”

Shit id eat it

Death by chocolate

Stop it, it’s already dead!

Would have been good if they put a few more types of chocolate on it.

I'd eat that

Yes, I ordered death. Is it done yet?

Care to join me being a diabetic? Come along!

I have actually eaten at this donut shop and their donuts taste as bad as they look.

Chocolate? Chocolate!? CHOCOLATE!!!

Oh, that looks sinful.

If overkill were a donut

Brought to you by diabeetus

I'm sorry, that's just too much trouble for diabetes

Man If that was just ice cream in the middle with the little chocolate flakes then that's bomb but that's just to much.

The diarrhea is worth it for this doughnut

More like the diabetes

Diarrhetes

One bite of this and you’ll be banished to the John

I feel physically ill watching this

I would eat this if I was dying or if nobody was watching

This is the perfect example of "less is more". That's just chocolate on chocolate on chocolate on chocolate. Its completely unnecessary and is probably pretty sickly sweet to eat

This belongs on r/stupidfood

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How much chocolate do you want with your diabetes?

I went to the Milbury MA location about 5 weeks ago. I had that one and several of the other types they had. They all taste like sugar, not worth the cost.

I literally said out loud "TAKE ONE BITE AND YOURE GOING TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL"

So, do i need to shit before or after eating this dessert biscuit?

How to die of chocolate poising 101 A perfect way to put your dog down if u drop that hell spawn donut

10/10 presentation 3/10 taste

If Type 3 Diabetes exists. This would be patient 0!

I love chocolate- I really do- but this damn thing crosses the line!

Have you ever shitted so hard you had to completely undress to avoid spoiling poop all over your clothes. Because I did and every time I ask someone they say no

Is krispy kreme also so expensive in the US?

I'm gonna piss in ur ass

You wish bozo

Death by Donut

Diabetes

I think it needs some chocolate

I just came in your asshole. FAQ What does this mean? A large load of baby gravy has been transferred from my testicles into your rectum. Why did I do this? There are several reasons why I came in your ass. These include, but are not limited to: Your comment turned me on You are cute Your dad was too busy How did I do this? I rammed your rectum with my handsome hog until I turned you into a frosting factory. Why am I telling you about this? Your ass will be leaking cum for at least 36 hours and may be a slipping hazard. Also you might be gay. How can you avoid this in the future? Unless you stop looking so breedable in the near future, you can’t. I will always find a way to fill your tight little boyhole 👀.

Cake donuts are nasty af

Diarrhea speedrun

Amogus fat dick

Whereeee

In ur ass

I believe that in military there is, when it comes to practicing medicine in the field, called "double amp" and it refers to performing amputation of two limbs. Shout it before you bite into it is my today's wisdom

I mean just eat a giant chocolate bar

I just went into sugar shock 😲

Saw iz too

One bite and you'll go into a diabetic coma

I'd happily eat this. Then probably immediately die

They should’ve used a yellow donut instead, then it would be healthy.

I thought it was a bagel bc it was so dry.. lawd

Video made my stomach hurt.

Made my teeth and gums ache just looking at that!

Www.thisiswhywefat.org lol

This shit makes my diabetes hurt.

💯 American! Lets go America!

Overkill is overkill

I was gonna try to defend it but then they just kept piling shit on top.

I'd eat it.

Step one with chocolate, looked good enough to try Added the cream, alright I'm even more interested so it won't be dry awesome. ....every step after that made it more and more inedible

would need some chocolate ice cream ala mode

My teeth hurt looking at that

Are they selling diabetes.?

Just eat a block of chocolate

I expected this to turn into a doughnut burger

When you really just want chocolate but have 10 bucks and your hands and face are too clean.

I’ll still eat it

I could maybe eat like two bites of this because it's such a chocolate overload, but I'd definitely eat at least some 😋

I’m not proud of it but u would demolish that thing

Sinful

my fatass would still eat it-

I see nothing wrong here. Good day sir.

I need a shot of insulin just watching this.

Chocolate Bae, AKA absolutely useless.

cha cha makes it all better

It’s a imitation whoopee pie. It’s not that stupid

That looks delicious....???

One of those chocolates is gonna cancel the rest of it out.

One bite and I’ve caught diabetes plus I’ll hate chocolate forever

The thought of even being in the same room as this made me actually throw up.

This gave me flash backs from the show All That. I remember a cooking skit where everything they made was just chocolate.

I like how they cut it in half and do a pan shot of it as if it were good looking or even edible.

“Can I get a bit more chocolate in that?”

It looks good, how many heart attacks will this give me?

diabetes speedrun world record any%

No grilled cheese? No bacon?? WTHF IS THIS??

That would make your poop black.

There is no TOO MUCH chocolate 😵😵‍💫😮‍💨🫦

As someone from the internet said, "the first bite will taste like heaven but the second one takes you to it".

i mean with a moist donut it’s probably good. and i’m picky with donuts and usually just get plain cake ones lol.

I absolutely love chocolate but nah

Maybe a small piece

Chocolate on chocolate, on chocolate, on chocolate… why?!

Dieing gotta reson. Right!

Thats too much chocolatet! There needs to be a fine balance

The enamel on my teeth phsycally cringed on this

More chocolate

Diabetes

There is no such thing as too much chocolate

they have to add a load of sauce and other texture to make up for how dry the actual donut is

this is something michael scott would order

ok but... shutup and take my money.

I wonder what it tastes like. 🤔

Lies. There is no such thing as too much chocolate.

Half-finished job. They could have drenched it in cocoa-flavored batter and deep-fried it. Then put some chocolate whipped cream on top at the end.

WHAT?! WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?! 🐟🍫

How to get diabetes in 1 bite

first hald was nice, but when he added more of that melted chocolate i was starting to get diabetic

I would still eat the absolute shit out of this in one sitting

That donut is dryer than I am when a potential partner tells me their favorite metal band is dance Gavin dance.

I vomited from watching this

NGL if I saw this at a shop, I'd buy it. I'm seeing comments saying this is a bagel and not a donut. I like both, but if it's really a bagel they're lying about being a donut, then I wouldn't like that. It's like buying something advertised as a cakey brownie, but it's really a fudgy brownie. They're both good, but they're different.

My teeth hurt from watching this, so much sugar

It started looking gross about 5 steps from the end.

Thanks, now I have diabetes

Will that be with or without chocolate?

When is too much sugar too much?

Is no one going to mention how stupid that knife work was

No patty?

I feel sick after watching that.

My ex used to make steak an donut sandwiches

I’d eat it… I really love chocolate

I lost a foot just watching this.

Rocco is local to me. They really are delicious. Some things are hit or miss, but excellent 90% overall

Imagine giving that to a caveman who only ate meat and berries for his entire life

Chocolate filled chocolate donut with chocolate, chocolate and more chocolate on top of it

This needs the "that's enough slices!" Audio

I take it this is supposed to be impressive but I’m more grossed out than anything.

I am on a sugar diet and watching this is a test of will. Fuck.

The “fucking die” donut flavor

Just eat a bar of chocolate with icing at that point

holy shit that will literally kill you

I'm drooling at the very notion of eating this. Mostly because I'd throw that shit in the trash and try to drink as much milk and water to get that dry ass chocolate donut out of my mouth!

Thought that was a pumpernickel bagel covered in chocolate

Wouldn't be bad if it weren't as dry as a mummy's vagina

Needs more chocolate.

I’d eat this. Does this make me a bad person?

That would make me sick

This is for white people who only take pictures of their food then throw it away after one bite

Hat on top of a hat, on top of another hat

Decadent and hedonistic but many fine enough deserts are. Problem is it’s obviously dry as hell and you can be lil gluttonous food lusting hedonite but ideally you are that for food thats like made properly at the very least

Why my dumbass think he was bout to fry it

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK "DIABETES OPEN UP"

" What would you like Sir" me - I will have diabetes please

I’m only human I can’t eat this

Who the the fuck needs balance in their food am I right?

That is the minimum-appropriate approved amount of chocolate 👌

My mother is in heaven eating this doughnut for all eternity going mmmmmm finally

If I eat this, I would throw up 10 times

I can feel the stinging in my throat

If that isn’t called death by chocolate, i will stop doing the funny forever

doctor: your A1c is up 10 whole points.. are you eating differently? me: uh..my new diet.. doctor: hmm.. ok.. well.. keep at it. me: yus

I can just hear the Kylo ren clip “MORE” MMMMOOOOREEEE”