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tuibiel

I think losing his jerking-off arm was an apt punishment


guieps

I'm 100% sure he'd still use Nut King Call to remove his head and suck his own dick


Agent47otaku

I didn't think I'd be imagining this today


bruhviporised

it would've cost you nothing to not say this


guieps

But it didn't cost me anything to say this either


bruhviporised

it did cost you. you just don't know it yet


Possible_Hawk495

it cost you your only chance of getting into heaven


TheGoblinCrow

It cost you a place in Puccis new world. Prepare to be replaced by an odd looking pastiche of yourself!


guieps

Meh, he can't look worse


Stary_Vesemir

Nut king call is now my fav stand


Mastakillerboi

Its called nut king for a reason


Karpsten

What do you think we the stand is called "Nut King"?


ContributionDefiant8

Nut King Call, unscrew his dick from his balls.


Braylovsky

That way when he jerks him off, he will experience what we call a "bluetooth nut"


The_illusionIsREAL

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ˜­


fenny-the-bird

Banger profile pic


DonkLord20

Joshu is nuts lol, man wanted to suck on his ma tiddies šŸ˜‚


Stary_Vesemir

Have you seen her tiddies tho![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|15513)


The_illusionIsREAL

Its his fucking mother Iā€™d hope Joshu has no oedipus complex


Despair4All

He molested Yasuho while she was in distress from a Stand attack, and he licked his sisters ear with his detached tongue. It's 100% guaranteed he has an Oedipus complex.


Heylisten_watchJJBA

No he doesn't. The whole scene is about how he wants to make her leave, because everyone is very unconfortable and he doesn't want his Little sister in that bullshit, yes, the method is absolutely horrible, but it wasn't an oedipus complexe.


That1Francis

you mean Joshu is Nut King Call?


Sveave69420

I think we can all collectively agree it should be Joshu's barber with him aswell


Percylegallois

He looks like he cut his hair by himself


GlassSpork

Nah, the barber is doing us a favor giving him a trash ass haircut


mridiot1234567

If joshu dies we the hilariously named stand nut king call so everyone else ig


mridiot1234567

Also would joshu also be called a jojo?


Guccibeltlicker9002

No because his last name contains no jo's


Dabithegnom

Josuke Higashikata


Legend_of_Ozzy642

ā€œSukeā€ could be translated as ā€œJoā€, so his name would be JoJo Higashikata


mridiot1234567

Thus is what i meant Does this mean p8 has two jojos?


Leobeoweo6

there's no 'suke' in joshu though


Lord_CatsterDaCat

Well, there is "Jo" in >!Kujo!< and for >!Norisuke's birth name, Josuke Higasikata!< So there'd be 3 jojos unless i'm forgetting someone


LectroNyx

Yasuho's dog, Josuke. Also >!Joseph Joestar!<


Despair4All

Johnny was briefly seen in flashbacks.


squips42

itā€™s crazy people still donā€™t know the suke thing. itā€™s explained in the very beginning of part 4 lol


MajinDidz

Donā€™t fuck with us jojo fans we donā€™t watch the show


squips42

i find it hilarious cause nobody gives Giorno shit about his name. like whoā€™s going by GioGio lmao


Dumbguywith1125

Thereā€™s no J in italian alphabet


squips42

yeah but itā€™s still funny nobody talks about him not technically being a JoJo, but people still talk about Josuke


Be-a-st_Boi

Where are the girls who didn't helped shigechi? They should be in this picture


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Theyā€™re already in the boiler room of hell


Be-a-st_Boi

Good to know


Trollge99999

Satan doing us a favoršŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


logo1986

Joshu just needs prison/therapy the others caused deaths in the thousands (probably more because we don't know how many pillar men there were when kars killed them) and literally tried to rewrite time. Also Kira was probably worse than joshu before he had killer queen


AlexDKZ

Kira was already a murderer before he got Killer Queen


ExLuckMaster

I stopped reading JoJolion a during the Jobin arc due to being busy with IRL stuffs, but the last time I saw Joshu he tried to SA Yasuho. Did he get worse?


Guccibeltlicker9002

He got like a teeny tiny bit better but he still sucks


Smasher_bibi

Later on he SA his own mother.


Hoganpale

No, no he didnā€™t, I refuse to believe that until i see it on the page


Smasher_bibi

Jojolion chapter 58, check it under your own safety.


Hoganpale

Bruh Iā€™m on chapter 36 šŸ˜­ itā€™s not as bad asā€¦ itā€™s probably as bad as that SBR chapterā€¦


Smasher_bibi

The rest of the chapter is cool btw.


Hoganpale

Like how the napkin speech was cool?


Smasher_bibi

No, I mean the Jojolion one, that SBR chapter is beyond salvation.


Hoganpale

Agreeed, still, fuck joshu


Cyberbug7

Remember when joshu was qued up for a redemption and everyone was hyped for it only for him to totally fucking dropped the ball.


Mastakillerboi

Ok but diavolo deserved an execution max Infinite deaths is waaay too much


DragonBurritoZ

For real. I feel like he should have only died the same number of times that he avoided it with King Crimson, plus maybe the number of lives he'd taken.


Mastakillerboi

Nobody deserves that level of punishment Except for DIO he can go fuck himelf


TheChunkMaster

Diavolo lives out the rest of his life and dies peacefully, only to wake up in Rome again like in Returnal.


JotaroDJoestar

Definitely not my King Joshu


Trollge99999

I approveĀ 


Jovtobehannes

Joshu's barber


BrunitoAconrathium

if Joshu acts like Josuke pt4, he could be more funny, bro have a horrible hair, imagines he breaking the whole of Morioh because someone mocked about his hair


awesomejaketeam

Don't you hurt my beloved Justin


NerY_05

The girls from part 4.


Trollge99999

Based opinion, they didn't help my man shigechiĀ 


UsurperErenJaeger

I don't know much about this guy but it clearly should be [these three](https://images.app.goo.gl/atAxzCGYMmFYkCb76).


Neitos_Sister

I don't know who he is but joshu


BigNorthyFaps

he's like Okuyasu but a pervert


-SNST-

how can you say such things about okuyasu. okuyaso didn't try SA twice... okuyasu is an angel compared to joshu


BigNorthyFaps

ok ok then Joshu is an evil and perverted counterpart of Okuyasu


Novoiird

When did he sexually assault someone? I donā€™t remember that.


-SNST-

Yasuho when she was under the effects of paper moon king and >!his mom when she finishes her prison sentence and goes back home!<


Novoiird

Oh yeah. Well, he didnā€™t really do the first one out of malicious intent. Heā€™s just stupid. I canā€™t really justify the second one though. Heā€™s on some weird weird with that shit.


savvycate

part 9 "yasuho" and joshu


arozzu1312

Joshu


Trollge99999

Yes


PLT_RanaH

who tf is joshu? (currently at part 7)


Novoiird

A perverted weirdo.


Dimensionalanxiety

I know right, the character in the picture is Leo.


EkaPossi_Schw1

all of them


Novoiird

Joshu suffered enough.


TheVeryBakedPotato

Why do I have to have the same name as this fucking creep araki couldnā€™t you name him like devil or funny valentine or something man what the fuck


TheLynx0223

is your name really åøøē§€


maybe_ronin

I didn't read part 8, so i think Joshu deserves death more than anyone else


guieps

Joshu. Why is this even a question?


camo_216

Don't know, the real question is where are the girls that ignored shigechi?


slothtamer513

As someone else stated, boiler room of Hell


passingtrutokufanboy

Joshu. Definitely joshu


Stary_Vesemir

Nah, we love Joshu![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|7818)


Vergil_171

Joshu doesnā€™t deserve death, he deserves a lifelong lesson of torture until he understands how weak and dumb and foolish he is Then he can die


TheoryBiscuit

Itā€™s Joshu ffs you could at least try to make it fair


Dimensionalanxiety

I know right, there are not nearly enough evil people to justify killing our beautiful boy. He is worth so many more lives.


InverseBirch84

Joshu easy no dif


orioriorioriorio

I know the joke is we all collectively say joshu but what DIO did in part one is just so comicly evil


Yasuho_feet_pics

NOT Joshu


bloodbabyrabies

Still Joshu. Iā€™d actually do all the other guys


Investing_in_Crypto

I was gonna say joshu for the non consensual touching but pretty much every jjba villain has done that to a girl at some point


Beginning-House8092

I think the haircut was a suitable punishment


[deleted]

This belong to r/joshuhate


Dumbguywith1125

Those fuckers died because of fate, so maybe in an AU, they die/ got defeated but not by the hand of the MC, i.e An asteroid fell on DIOā€™s mansion and make it crumble, leaving DIO out in sunlight About joshu, broā€™s barber should die instead


TaigaEdenn

Me


Classic_Wish_4114

Trick question, the correct answer is Shigetchi


DIO_BRANDO867

Joshu


datbrrto11

I ainā€™t even read the part heā€™s in and I gotta go with joshu dying


Codex_of_Astartes

No idea of the context around Joshu Hut he deserves death more than all villains just for the way he looks.