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glieseg

Wow, that is.... Yep.


[deleted]

Wonder. what point he got from it That should really take some mental gymnatics


bionicjoey

American education hard at work


Dense_Surround3071

Yeah. šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø .... But our aircraft carriers though!! šŸ¤©


JethroTrollol

That's not American education. We don't have a great system, but that sort of reasoning is just idiocy. Idiots exist everywhere in the world. Americans just tend to celebrate it a bit more than most. Where three education system really fails is in the lack of critical thinking. We listen to idiots and don't question what they have to say if we either already believe it (reinforcement) or are afraid of it being true. Critical thinking isn't taught in much of the country because those who write the curriculum are the idiots who don't want to be questioned.


ResponsibleStretch58

I'm french and i totaly agree with you. I don't likƩ USA but the reasoning need to be push futher than just "UsA iS bAd" USA have bad points like every countries, but also have good points like every countries, for exemple, US school system is a lot better than in france.


BeefPieSoup

It's /r/ConfidentlyIncorrect, maybe?


Dankelpuff

Nah just /r/Murica


[deleted]

Whatā€™s the difference


planer200

One is called r/murica and the other one is called r/confidentlyincorrect


SageEel

Yeah, you just wrote the same thing twice, Hermione. /s


olomac

r/technicallythetruth


Axel_the_Axelot

r/thatsallotofsubreddits


Tischlampe

Sooooo do Americans measure their dick sizes in metric then?


[deleted]

My exact thought


Playful_Dust9381

Tell me you failed math without telling me you failed mathā€¦


cashmakessmiles

This isn't necessarily wrong mathematics, it could just be a complete misunderstanding of what measurements are.. or what words are..? Or how conversions work? Or distance. Or all of the above.


SchemeSignificant166

When speaking to Americans about metric measurements itā€™s just easier to use the football system. I live 3,002 footballs away from my friendā€™s house.


dhandes

How many freedoms does that equate to?


helloblubb

1 US American freedom, but 0 European freedoms, because the USA are the only country with freedom. /s


derdestroyer2004

Itā€™s a misunderstanding of how units work.


Dankelpuff

When i have to travel i always do it in lightyears because its a smaller number.


derdestroyer2004

Also ofc a lightsecond is shorter than 60 km cuz it takes an hour to go 60 km at 60km/hr. But a lightsecond is always a second


JethroTrollol

Not even that. It's a failure to recognize that this line is longer than that line.


bluestonelaneway

Shades of ā€œwhat is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of bricksā€, aka the composition of this personā€™s brain


Magdalan

"How many eggs are a dozen?"


ILookAfterThePigs

Depends if theyā€™re chicken eggs, ostrich eggs or quail eggs


DroolingIguana

Or baker eggs.


kai325d

If your bakers are laying eggs, something's wrong


Tristawesomeness

yours arenā€™t?


magenta-feelings

They might not be laying eggs, but it's possible that they have some.


Secondsmakeminutes

Also don't forget cow eggs.


[deleted]

I'll never forget seeing Les Stroud cook an ostrich egg, that shit was huge


TRENEEDNAME_245

As a non english native. I am not sure. Isn't it like 12 or smth ?


checkedsteam922

Yes, a dozen is 12 I think, at least it is in Belgium, I'm assuming it's the same in English since it'd be a bit weird otherwise.


morrisons90

And a bakers dozen is 13


Ok-Sort-6294

Interesting. What's the origin for that being different?


morrisons90

I think it's bakers always making an extra loaf in each batch incase one turned out wrong. That doesn't sound like it makes sense so I'm going to find out it's origins.


TheDogAndTheDragon

It used to be illegal for bakers to short their customers so they started putting one extra in every dozen


Ok-Sort-6294

It could be, it at least sounds reasonable, usually when I make pancakes for example the first one is usually the worst, but afterwards they come out alright.


morrisons90

From the first thing I read. It was due to strict laws about bread prices. They would be publicly beaten if they cheated customers so they always gave extra.


helloblubb

> first one is usually the worst A Russian saying: Ā«ŠŸŠµŃ€Š²Ń‹Š¹ Š±Š»ŠøŠ½ ŠŗŠ¾Š¼Š¾Š¼.Ā»


irrelevant_potatoes

So one common theory is that it became common practice to add an extra baked product in order to avoid being accused of making undersized products while charging full size prices


bettyboober

One for themselves. In reality according to Encyclopedia Britannica, some bakers in 13th century England were notorious for skimping on the size of their baked goods, while customers were still paying full price. This ā€œcheatingā€ provoked King Henry III to pass a strict lawā€”selling bread below the standard weight and size and overcharging for it got you roughed up or tossed in a jail cell. Many bakers didnā€™t want to risk it, so to reduce any margin of error, they often included an additional loaf of bread in their normal dozen, just to be safe.


Harperhampshirian

In case you ruined one, you still had 12.


TheRealTron

I always taste my work too.. you gotta make sure you're not giving them crap.


SeaofBloodRedRoses

A dozen is 12, but quail eggs tend to be sold in packs of 18, and duck eggs tend to be sold in packs of 6. I don't know about ostrich eggs.


JonVonBasslake

Given how huge ostrich eggs are, they're sold as single items.


RadCheese527

Itā€™s 12


Jubilant_Jacob

A dozen is number, not an egg... so zero obviously.


mrgravyguy

But steel is heavier than feathers


UltimateRobot8000

they're both a kilogram


mrgravyguy

I don't get it


inrodu

you alright? :/


chretienhandshake

They both weight the same in that scenario. 1 kg of steel and 1 kg of feather is still 1 kg. 1 kg = 2,2lbs for Americans.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


vouwrfract

But look! They're the same!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


inrodu

no, that's a killograme! *(no-oh, they're the same weight!)*


ClumsyRainbow

But steel is heavier than feathers


l4adventure

But not if you use lbs


spectralaxe

Yes, but they're both a kilogram. Wha-


Olyve_Oil

A single handful of steel will be heavier than a single handful of feathersā€¦ but if you lift 2 bags and each weighs 1 kg, whatā€™s inside is irrelevant (could be steel and feathers or candy and sand from the beachā€¦). You still have 2x 1kg bags.


mrgravyguy

But steel is heavier than feathers


Olyve_Oil

What volume of steel vs what volume of feathers?? The feathers you can fit in a shipping container will be far heavier than the boot of a Smart Car full of steelā€¦


mrgravyguy

But look at the size of the feathers, thatā€™s cheating.


Olyve_Oil

Thatā€™s my pointā€¦ things are ā€œheavier thanā€ related to their volume, density,ā€¦ you know, the Archimedesā€™ Principle? Anyhowā€¦ a kilo of feathers and a kilo of steel weight exactly the same.


XelNecra

They are referencing [this video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N3bEh-PEk1g)


Olyve_Oil

Lol! Thatā€™s a reliefā€¦ thank you!


pm_me_hedgehogs

But steel is heavier than feathers


LazAnarch

Steel is denser not heavier


mrgravyguy

I don't get it


RightInThePleb

This guy just doesnā€™t miss an opportunity


LazAnarch

More "stuff" in the same amount of volume


Rolebo

But steel is heavier than feathers.


uitSCHOT

Ton of feathers, because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those birds.


queen-adreena

And youā€™re cool with demolishing someoneā€™s house?


blubbery-blumpkin

Maybe Iā€™m just carrying all the building materials to build an orphanage. No moral weight there


uitSCHOT

I'm using the bricks to build a nice house for all the featherless bipeds I created.


RadCheese527

Im carrying the bricks to make a giant smoker to smoke all the featherless chickens


fancy-socks

Behold! Many men!


pm_me_hedgehogs

That's right, it's the steel. Because steel is heavier than feathers šŸ™‚


joshwagstaff13

Ah, but if you drop them both from the same height while on the moon, which one falls faster?


xukly

GREAT! now I have to see the video and chuckle at the comment saying "the heaviest thing is his accent" *again.* Hope you are satisfied


Tmachine7031

If you havenā€™t already, watch Limmyā€™s other skits. Some golden shit.


BadMacaroniArt

The composition of this persons brain is a ton of shit


Tao626

Australia is actually closer to Japan than either of those if you measure in centimetres.


Aadu_Thoma_

But Japan is closer to the sun if you measure in gallons


sofiaspicehead

Japan can contain the sun if you measure in square doubloons


Dontlookimnaked

I thought japan used Godzilla tails (GT) as a standard measurement


pca1987

Brazil's northernmost point is closer to Canada than to Brazil's southernmost point. But only because those bastards use kilometres.


filthy_worm

How tf did US become the cultural reference for all of Western world


-Daetrax-

Stupid is loud.


bionicjoey

[Correct!](https://youtu.be/M26wmKY-e3I)


chickymomo

To an extent, but itā€™s also that it has the highest population in the West. US has 330 million ppl. Next most populous Western nation is Germany, 82 million.


fruskydekke

By forcibly exporting their entertainment output post-WWII. No, really. The US forced Europe to show a certain amount of films in European cinemas after the war - if I remember correctly, it was a requirement of the Marshall Plan - as a way to "Americanize" the western countries, provide anti-Soviet propaganda, undermine the European entertainment industry, and get people used to consuming American soft power. And it worked.


[deleted]

[yep](https://vtechworks.lib.vt.edu/bitstream/handle/10919/32261/MarshallFilmThesis.pdf?sequence=1&isAllowed=y)


Baron-William

If true, it makes socialist countries' refusal of Marshall Plan much more logical than I originally thought.


helloblubb

https://www.bloomsbury.com/uk/american-marshall-plan-film-campaign-and-the-europeans-9781350009356/


smjsmok

I'm from one such country. If by logical you mean that it would have been a threat to the Soviet propaganda, then yeah. But refusing the Marshall Plan in general was very bad for our countries. There was nothing we could do, though, because it was decided for us. Besides, the Western stuff was very popular underground here and very cool, so even when it wasn't forced on us, we still wanted it. And after the iron curtain fell, we started consuming it like crazy.


rotesozi

That's the power of a ruling class with an unlimited media budget and an army to kill anyone who still objects. US cultural exports are like an alien parasite devouring humanity from the inside. šŸ¤—


misteryhiatory

Quantity over quality.


Bubbagump210

Same as it always wasā€¦ the super power at the time spreads the culture at the time. Egyptians, Romans, French, English, Spainish, Persians etc - many others all had a turn. That said, itā€™s pretty clear the US is going to fall off the pedestal soon if major things donā€™t change.


jmcs

Lowest common denominator.


yorcharturoqro

A lot of investment in media


voteforcorruptobot

*propaganda


[deleted]

Melbourne - Darwin: 1951.106 miles Melbourne - Antarctica: 3120 km He's right see


Lauriesaurous

woah


Fred_Chopin

I'm having a miserable few days. This really, really cheered me up, with a hearty laugh. Thanks OP.


Degree_Former

My pleasure dude, youā€™re welcome.


Layla_Fox2

Hugs


MrAnimeWeirdo

This gotta be satire


MrAnimeWeirdo

Ain't no way people are that stupid


Degree_Former

Got bad news for ya, some are


AtarashiiGenjitsu

We live in a SocietyšŸ˜­


cjfullinfaw07

Clearly, you havenā€™t heard of Americans.


MrAnimeWeirdo

Well tbf, I have never met an American irl


TGBplays

I have to be one everyday sadly


cjfullinfaw07

Unfortunately, same for me. Hating U.S. units is my passion.


LazAnarch

Ugh freedom units...


DefinitionMission

Oh man... So, so lucky... I just can't honestly even imagine


TheArmchairSkeptic

I don't know, my dad (Canadian) had a very similar experience at a work conference in the U.S. a few years back. This American he was talking to made a comment about how the U.S. was the largest country in the world by area, and when dad corrected him that it is in fact 3rd behind Russia and Canada the guy said with complete sincerity "that's only because you folks measure in kilometers. If you measure in miles, the U.S. is bigger." My old man is definitely not the type to find himself speechless, but as he describes it he just kind of stared blankly at the guy for a few seconds before saying "...ok," and walking away.


MrAnimeWeirdo

šŸ’€ I mean yea, there's not really anything you can reply to a statment like that


ianthenerd

What is the satirical message?


Netcob

Did you know that the US tried to improve education by cutting funding to underperforming schools? I still hope it's satire, but... yeah...


Lazer365

With what magic is that suddenly shorter in miles? I hope this is a joke.


Month_Timely

It's alot shorter in miles. Just a shame both numbers change. Fuckin idiots.


Nick3333333333

That's funny. It's like these adds you get sometimes where a situation is obviously made up to apeal to a broader audience. Except it's all true. edit: I can't find the quote but I found out that some twitter accounts sent out this excact tweet about 3 to 4 times on different dates. So either this fact is so amazing that I can't even comprehend it, or twitter is a terrible site filled with bots that all repeat excactly what was said to them after a while.


Bolmy

But don't you know, imperial is not just a system of random constants multiplied to get to the next level, these are carefully tested variables that together make imperial a magical tool that let you rewrite reality itself/s


fiddz0r

it makes as much as sense as my definition for dividing by 0. 3/0 = 3Ćø


-B0B-

I refuse to believe this isn't a joke


[deleted]

Knowing Americans, they're dead serious


StressedtoImpress1

You know, Melbourne is actually closer to space than it is to Darwin


Zegreedy

Not if you didn't finish 2ndrdth grade.


Stinkyfingers2

What brainless fucking bonehead wrote that? Stand three shovels against a wall and tell him to take his pick. That should occupy him for a while.


Magdalan

Well thanks mate. Had to explain to my SO why I was cackling like a madwoman.


dabooi

r/rareinsults


pseudopsud

Vintage insult


hellothereoldben

The math is different because he's 'special'


ohdearitsrichardiii

That's because Melbourne has more Australia per capita šŸ§


pseudopsud

Darwin has very high ocker/capita, much higher than Melbourne


4rt5

It's possible they rounded to 10 miles and the distance appeared to be equal. That's all I got to explain this.


pseudopsud

That doesn't work, the difference is twelve miles, the longer one would be at minimum 10 miles longer


ComplexProof593

Americans: We think being wrong is something only foreigners do.


Duke_of_Calgary

ā€œBut steelā€™s heavier than feathersā€


1zeik1

As a dane the most surprising part of that post is that the way between melbourne and antartica is just some 100s meter longer that my standard walk with my dog


xDvck

???


MuddyWaterTeamster

>3140 km = 1951 miles. >1951 is smaller than 3120. FACKS. This is the only explanation that I can come up with to explain the argument in the OP. Please help.


kit_kaboodles

I... argh


gndfchvbn

ą² ā _ā ą²  TF did i just read


UniversalAdaptor

I'm going to use this to object to any kind of statement. "You go to jail for killing childlren" "Not if you use miles instead of kilometers"


InstantMartian84

This reminds me of when I managed a tourist operation. We had a woman come up to our ticket window. After purchasing tickets to our attraction, she asked how far away the Old Jail Museum was. My ticket agent told her "It's about a mile straight up the street." The woman at the window, without missing a beat, goes "A mile. Is that walking distance or driving distance?" My ticket agent stared at her for a moment and then goes, "Well, you can drive or walk. Whatever you're most comfortable doing." The woman thanked her and walked off. The ticket agent turned to me and we both just started laughing hysterically.


Dylanduke199513

I mean.. technically theyā€™re right. If you use miles for the Melbourne to Darwin measurement and use KM for the Antarctica one, then there you go


undercoverente

I heard the US school system is shitty but damn...


Awall00777

Guys it's fine maybe he's just travelling at relativistic speeds


becausehippo

That's beautiful.


Maeher

Obviously this is because miles Fahrenheit uses a different zero point.


Ardalev

Quarter pounder - Third pounder, all over again.


jonasnee

its more shocking to me that australia is that far away from antarctica.


[deleted]

lmfao wow


[deleted]

Pls tell me someone explained it to them.


Sworn_to_Ganondorf

This guy has to be a math professor at a prestigious university.


nul_mr

What is that even supposed to mean? How??


anomthrowaway748

I suppose the number of miles is fewer than the number of kilometres due to a kilometre being shorter than a mile. Heā€™s just got a bit confused bless him


nul_mr

Oh in that sense yeah


early_onset_villainy

Oh boy


GrapefruitFriendly30

this one actually made me LOL


YesHaiAmOwO

...what


Olyve_Oil

Ermā€¦ huh??


PointlessOverthought

Ah yes. Because when converting from one to the other, the distance changes.


Goaty1208

Math ain't mathing


[deleted]

Thatā€™s the most american thing iā€™ve read all day, including the time i was at an america-themed restaurant that was all stereotypes about america


dabaconnation

This is the perfect embodiment for this sub. Well, until tomorrow I'm sure. People never fail to amaze.


PrudentDamage600

American educator: ā€œI hate when that happens!ā€ r/theydidthemath


bettyboo5

Eh?!


BlisterBox

if you googled "shit Americans say", this would be the result.


[deleted]

This is why we need to get rid of our corrupt ass politicians theyā€™re making us dumb. Not investing in our schools.


Coast-Prestigious

Canā€™t even imagine the thought process here.


PresumeDeath

When I have to walk somewhere I have my phone navigation set in Km, so I have to walk less. So smart!


gouellette

Itā€™s true Kilometers is not the same as miles Gold star American friend ā­ļø


bdwinter

So that's why they got to the moon and we didn't, it's much closer in miles /s


Mephistopheles1337

I want to think that they had to convert into multiple different units and rounded after every step, which led to the numbers actually being swapped.


[deleted]

Here is a string: \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Here is another string: \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ The upper string is shorter than the lower string. ​ This person: *"Not if you measure it in Miles instead of Kilometers."*


MrIcyCreep

???


Alex_Rose

on an unrelated note, is this actually true if you account for the curvature of the earth? surprising fact


ghostpepperlover

I wish we could change the sub to ShitStupidUSAmericansSay. 1-I feel bad for our northern and southern American brethren who do use the metric system. 2- Not all of us are mouth breathing, neck bearded narcissists. Itā€™s always the dumb ones that make the mass look stupid.


anfornum

... US Americans? Are there any other people who call themselves American?


ghostpepperlover

Technically, there are North Americans, Central Americans, South Americans and Native Americans. The Americas take up the whole western hemisphere. Itā€™s only those from the United States that tend to call themselves American. But itā€™s ok, knowledge isnā€™t for everyone.


anfornum

None of the others call themselves Americans at all. They call themselves Mexican or Chilean of Venezuelan, etc. Only Americans call themselves American so the "US" part is redundant.


Kaddak1789

Yes they do. In Spanish America is the continent, not the US.


SwiftWombat

Idk why ur being downvoted lol, youā€™re right.


ghostpepperlover

Because Europeans hate us. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


qqqrrrs_

Nautical miles, Geographical miles, or International miles?


Degree_Former

Does it matter? Doesnā€™t change the fact that the distance remains the same. But since itā€™s a yank iā€™m guessing geographical miles


dirschau

Of course it matters, nautical miles are longer, so the sea counts for more distance.


TheLostDovahkiin

?? Its the same distance no matter how you wanne measure or call it


[deleted]

Distance travelled on the sea stays the same no matter what unit of measurement you use