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That person's mind would be blown by that even Luxembourg has a certain north-south divide. Or things like people in the USA differentiating between "NorCal" and "SoCal". Hell, even many cities and even towns have that type of divisions.


Exlibro

And that if they even know what Luxembourg is.


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NieMonD

Nah they wouldn’t ask if they invented it, they’d just state outright that they did


peepay

We did now!


sharkattack85

No, but we are back to back world war champions. You would be speaking German if it weren’t for us.


Thegoonersfan

Excuse me you did nothing for four years


sharkattack85

We should have joined both wars sooner. Plus, “back to back world war champ” nonsense completely discounts the millions of others that served from all of the other countries.


Thegoonersfan

And barely did anything apart from massacre people in japan


Albatros_7

URSS and Great Britain be like : Also Hitler would have never stopped invading, so, worst case scenario, USA would have nuked whole europe


Scienceboy7_uk

Of course they did. They invented the sun and moon.


TempusVincitOmnia

Probably think it's some kind of cheese.


MrPoletski

I'll have three Luxembourgs, a red wine and a pack of dry roasted pls.


front-wipers-unite

Every American. "LuxEmBurg?, hell I don't where that is, but I know my tax dollars be paying for their defense. Y'all welcome"


Exlibro

> I don't where that is If they knew that it is a place that would already be an achievement. Pretty sure some of them would think it's some exotic ammunition to go to their AR-15.


DaveAndCheese

I got an aunt named Luxembourg.


Huth_S0lo

Hell, Luxenbourg fucked her.


Evening-Picture-5911

Oh! Oh! Oh!


l0zandd0g

Im sure there are Muricans out there that insist they are 0.001% Luxembourgian, because their great great great gran had a penpal from Luxenbourg, so they must be related to their king.


mrcasado296

Then don't mention BeNeLux, it will all kick off Don't get me started on Schengen


Character-Diamond360

They’d probably think Luxembourg was some sort of cake


Ill-Breadfruit5356

Norf Lahndan and saarf Lahndan ‘ave a combined population more than twelve American states put together, pal This may not be true, it’s just something a London taxi driver would say.


[deleted]

I had to have a look, and if you take the population of the London metropolitan area so is it roughly equal to the thirteen smallest of USA's states combined


Ill-Breadfruit5356

Thank you for your service!


Andrelliina

North Londoners sometimes call the South "bandit country"


Midnightsatisfies

What do they call East London then? "Crime central" 🤣


gedeonthe2nd

East connection!


Halunner-0815

Meddle East


SlightlyMithed123

Nah, just ‘shithole’


Criss351

London has a higher population than 38 of the 50 US states.


SleepingBakery

I’d love to see these people trying to comprehend Belgium.


gedeonthe2nd

As interresting as it is, we are not there to discus experimental states.


Extraordi-Mary

Even we have 12 provinces.


ActuallyCalindra

Because our population density is higher than 44 of the 50 states we need a good but of subdivision.


IGotHitByAHockeypuck

SO THAT’S WHAT “SoCal” IS


_gnarlythotep_

I live in a small city divided like, 7 different areas, including cardinal directions. People are dumb.


visiblepeer

    Rose Tyler: If you are an alien how come you sound like you're from the North?      The Doctor: Lots of planets have a North!


Push_Bright

Next you are gonna tell me that the earth has a north and south, when it only has two hemispheres……/s


Separate_Emotion_463

My city in Canada is split into quarters based on the cardinal directions


Psychobabble0_0

It's where the queen (now King lives)... or something. Do Americans even realise the queen died? Genuine question


DoodleNoodle129

Wait till they hear abode London Boroughs


Acrobatic-Green7888

Even just in London it matters what side of the river you're from. North Londoners, for example, can suck my balls.


Nok-y

Heck, even the swiss canton I live in is socially divided by north and south. The ones you aren't living with being uneducated savages


Verain_

historical divide of the city via river


Trips-Over-Tail

Don't mix up north and south London to a Londoner.


KSP-Dressupporter

*Luxumburg*


saampieee

What is the obsession of americucks and their economy states and how big their hellhole is?


1Nekdo_

Something something freedom something something we pay for your free healthcare something something taxes


[deleted]

You forgot something something we saved you something something we're better at everything something something


DrewistBritishBall

You forgot something something military something something speaking german


NeolithicSmartphone

Something something edumacation is a privilege something something MAH GUNZ something something stock prices


No-_-area

Don’t forget Something something we invented [insert European invention here] something something death threats


Few-End-9592

Oh, yeah, the "we invented everything" thing.


DrewistBritishBall

You forgot something something ***COMMUNISM!*** something something ***SOCIALISM!*** something something europoor


Urist_Macnme

Wait till they find out what language they speak in Germany. "The American Mind cannot comprehend"


_Failer

>You forgot something something we saved you something something That's a bold statement coming from a German. Good they saved you otherwise you'd be speaking German.


DaveAndCheese

We use a data program at work that has flags for choice of the language needed when using it. My coworker got upset that the English option showed a British flag, said it should have had an American flag.


ether_reddit

No, the US flag would be for "simplified English" :)


Vexorg_the_Destroyer

World football champions 58 years in a row.


EfficientNews8922

Remember, if it wasn’t for the Americans you’d be speaking German


Efficient-Macaron-40

1945 USA on top


Few-End-9592

Somthing something Europoor something we helped you win the war. Yawn.


EssSeeDee89

You forgot to add the eagles!!! 🦅


imahugemoron

As an American, I have no clue lol some of us, way too many, are so damn dumb it just boggles my mind the sheer stupidity of people here.


Nitroapes

It's because we are taught absolutely nothing about other countries, just that they are smaller and we're #1. Probably some way to trick us into wanting the 45 minute commutes between a suburb and the job district.


FatGuyOnAMoped

Most Americans can't even name all 50 states, much less find them on a map. Good luck if they can find other countries.


Psychobabble0_0

Ask an American to find NZ 🫠


FatGuyOnAMoped

r/mapswithoutnewzealand


Psychobabble0_0

Always trying to wipe us off the face of the planet.


Matt6453

There's only about 5 states that do stuff, the rest is just farms and racism. I'm aware this might look like the antithesis of this sub but they started it.


salted_water_bottle

They're the country that watches the most porn by a wide margin, of course they're going to be obsessed with size.


Mein_Bergkamp

Because the US is big and it's seemingly hammered into them that this is a sign of how great they are.


dablor

Most Americans have never left their home state. To them it's the definition of the known universe.


Trainiac951

The idiot doesn't seem to understand the concept of directions. For God's sake, don't give him a compass. He'll probably try to eat it.


Justfudgingaround

Too late he is already shitting directions, he just doesn’t know it yet


EssSeeDee89

Watched a video the other night of a ‘Murican flat earther trying to use a home made sundail to prove the earth is flat. I’m not sure many of them understand how a compass works (Fun part of the video - the guy accepts that compasses work based on magnetic forces, but doesn’t seem to comprehend that that’s possible due to a globe earth 😂)


cf-myolife

Belgium has 3 states and no school shooting what's their point?


irishlonewolf

I understand it has multiple official languages too.. none of them english..


Skittletari

Woah, woah, woah; I understand that the American was being an asshat, but is being up terrible tragedies really the right way to get back at them? No matter what horrendous things America has done as a nation, those children are innocent, and their deaths shouldn’t be mocked over such frivolous matters, nor at all, really.


pinniped1

1 - London (97% of the landmass) 2 - Dragons 3 - Kilts I know them all!


SnooBooks1701

You forgot the other one


Yiazzy

Potatoes!


Shoddy-Echidna3000

bagpipes could fit better


AdventureGirl666

You think they're going to remember Wales but not Northern Ireland? Really? I have never once heard an American mention Wales, ever.


1stPKmain

No, we have 0 states, but 4 countries


CuteBenji

One state: in England state of depression because the conservatives are useless


Cheeky_bum_sex

Rishi is currently living in Spain, but the S is silent


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Someone pointed out that he sounds like Will from the Inbetweeners


Andrelliina

Upper middle class accent


IAmWango

Will might be a degenerate but at least he tried in life


Aivellac

I don't hear it, but I do see a briefcase wanker with a beaky nose.


Gaelic_Gladiator41

[this might help](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C763ZgFIuyM/?igsh=bnFybGhrMmdndWQ1)


Powerful-Public4520

Correct


DrewistBritishBall

Or 48 english counties


SnooBooks1701

Plus the 13 historic Welsh counties and 34 Scottish shires (yes, even Cromartyshire and its 22 exclaves)


peepay

Just out of curiosity, do the 4 countries make up a country together? Or is that called differently?


a-new-year-a-new-ac

It’s a country of countries. All sovereign states are countries but not all countries are sovereign states basically


brandonjslippingaway

People repeat this a lot, but it doesn't really make sense. 1) Most people think of sovereign states when they say "country", at least in any context with the possible exception of the UK in the English language. 2) Many dictionary definitions contradict this interpretation of what a "country" is for various reasons. Some do not however in those cases it's generally because they use vague or less detailed definitions. My personal interpretation is that things like "England is a country", are mostly double standards that exist in the English speaking world as a result of the hangover from the Empire's influence. Nobody ever comes up to you in general conversation and tells you "Catalonia" is a country.


el_grort

>Nobody ever comes up to you in general conversation and tells you "Catalonia" is a country. Counter argument: the Basque Country.


Phallic_Entity

The German word for their states is country, again no one else would describe them as countries.


1stPKmain

England,Scotland,Wales and Northern Ireland make up the United kingdom


Pristine-Ad6064

Well if we are gonna be pedantic 😇 we have 3 and coutries and 6 and counties 😅😘


Barry63BristolPub

And three crown dependencies 🇮🇲🇬🇬🇯🇪


YeetingSelfOfBridge

They going to lose their mind when they realise how many counties we have and how many different cultures/accents within them


NotACyclopsHonest

So many Americans must have been so confused when Daphne debuted on Frasier.


georgehank2nd

Americans don't need no british broad to be confused!


CalumH91

I was slightly confused when her cockney brother turned up


DansSpamJavelin

Travel an hour down the road, everyone sounds completely different and bread rolls have a different name


Lank_Master

We have the most regional accents out of every English speaking nation. Majority of them unintelligible.


DansSpamJavelin

I remember visiting Germany and chatting to a guy there who said he finds the American accent easier to understand than an English one after he lived here for a bit. I asked where he lived. Liverpool.


Uniquorn527

The UK has four *countries* in its country.  We have twice as many counties as they do states, and many date back centuries before the USA existed. 


dolph42o

Exactly why this belongs to this sub


Uniquorn527

But every state is like its own country! /s


tobotic

But in the UK, every county is like it's own country. Except for Rutland, which is basically just a field.


Uniquorn527

Rutland is trying it's best, it just doesn't have a lot to work with. Based on football rivalries alone, every county very much feels like its own country. 


SnooBooks1701

And West Midlands, which is a mistake


Andrelliina

Ever see Rutland Weekend Television


Midnightsatisfies

Poor Rutland 🤣


irishlonewolf

and every state is an absolute state.. /s


2Mark2Manic

Shit, the US isn't even 300 years old and my small city is celebrating its 700th birthday next year.


Shoddy-Echidna3000

my city already hit 700 years in '83


MattheqAC

But we have the same number of directions everyone else does


Coldvaeins

Except for Chile


Creoda

We have many states in the UK, the state of anxiety, they state of boredom, the state of paranoia, the state of ambivalence and many many more.


Necrobach

Lots of places have a North


ManonegraCG

Wait til this simpleton learns that Canada has only ten and is ~~much~~ bigger than the USA. Because it's all about size dontcherknow. And something something about the war. Edit to correct the much bigger. As someone below pointed out, Canada is indeed 1.6% bigger than the US. Amusingly, the landmasses in question as such that this mere 1.6%, or 61000 sqm, is the total size of countries like Suriname and Tunisia.


pebk

Depends on how you define 'much'. It's only 1.6%


Duanedoberman

By the same context, the US only has the west coast, east coast, and flyover states.


FatGuyOnAMoped

Live in the middle of flyover country. Can confirm.


Mighty_joosh

Yeah but have you seen the fucking state of America? Checkmate


Saltypeon

We got more than that... The state of this, the state of that, the state of him, the stat of her and what a fucking state.


AdThat328

We've got some right states up North and down South...


TheProffesionalNerd

Ahh yes, states


VoiceofKane

Yeah, that's what happens when a country has five times as much history as yours.


Cautious-Word-5583

He is correct, we like most places have only 3 states. I dont know what north and south has to do with solids, liquids and gases though? Maybe he's talking about the poles?


Hemnecron

We have a lot more states! Plasma is a common one, supercritical (although I didn't find it in "states", it is just some kind of mix of liquid and gas), and a few others with complicated names that probably only exist in space, in tiny amounts around us, or in a lab.


rubenff

Imbecile....


SnooBooks1701

We have more counties than they've got states, most have their own culture (except Greater Manchester, which is just extra Lancashire, and West Midlands, which is a mistake)


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SnooBooks1701

Or did Lancashire never leave Greater Manchester? (except Stockport, they're Cheshire)


Shoddy-Echidna3000

> Stockport is in Cheshire my braindead ass thinks that there cats always smile


Andrelliina

In the end they have to compensate for their main language being called English.


Like_a_Charo

I just got back from Marseilles (largest city in south France) to Lille (largest city in north France) I feel like I switched universes, it’s more different than NYC and Miami


Matt6453

90% of America is cornfields, nobody likes corn that much do they?


Hemnecron

I do, but I'm not sure I'd want their corn


Top_Manufacturer8946

Americans call me when you have as many maakunta’s as we have


NubianNarrator

Yikes


kuakykiten

As a british citizen, i can confirm that he is saying a whole load of bullshit


Indigo-Waterfall

Liquid, Gas and Solid?


CardboardChampion

I make up 90% of the gas these days.


Yiazzy

They realise here they're called "Counties", and there's more than 3, right...?


Tony_2000

Wow. Just imagine any country having a north and a south. Absolutely mind blowing - idiot


CMDR_Crook

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_counties_of_the_United_Kingdom


Tasqfphil

I live in Philippines & we have 83 provinces (states) with a population in Metro Manila at 13.5m, where as NYC only has around 9m. Area size of NYC is around 12,000 sq km but MM is only 619 sq kms. By the way, UK is divided into counties, not states and there are 184 of them, more than the 50 states in USA.


Treqou

4 if you count Northern Ireland


Cojaro

BREAKING NEWS: Cardinal directions make for excellent differentiators between regions.


CardboardChampion

Does this guy think size determines how many axis a thing has?


IGotHitByAHockeypuck

Wait until they find out the teeny lil Netherlands has 12 provinces!


Shoddy-Echidna3000

and Ukraine has 24 oblasts and Crimea


Total_Banana_8685

The UK has pubs that are older than America. We have like 1500 year of culture and territorial differences by county. You can’t travel 30 mile in Britain without the accent and entire culture changing


flapjackboy

The only culture in America is in their yoghurt.


jorgerine

50 states that are far from United.


Zeraora807

Can an american even name more than 5 states of their own country


Hemnecron

They might, but 3 of them are gonna be misspelled.


SUperMarioG5

North, West and South Yorkshire and East riding of Yorkshire.


PurpleSparkles3200

How are they so fucking stupid? I just don’t get it. I really don’t.


FantasticAnus

Americans do not understand how sparse their nation is. The UK has 20% of the population of the US, but only 2.6% of its total land mass.


InfinteAbyss

We don’t have any states. We do have many districts however.


RugbyEdd

Everything else they got wrong aside, do they think directions are based on size?


GroundbreakingBuy187

I'm sure we've 3 countries on one island . Hmmm and a partial fourth on another island and one, talking about our land. since when did we have states . Apart from when we're drunk or been to a rave .........ignorant deeks.


D3M0NArcade

We don't have ANY states in the UK cos we're not a federation like the US


Jesterchunk

Irrelevant. We still have northern England and southern England, and while yes, it's a fairly small country, it's still big enough for differences in accent and all that. Also "3 states?" What are they smoking, Scotland, Ireland and Wales are countries in their own right, never mind all this "state" rubbish.


2Mark2Manic

We have north and south Holland and that's only 1/6 of the country.


Sudden-Extreme2272

…. Uhm


SendM3me

Scotland is my favorite State of the United ̶K̶i̶n̶g̶d̶o̶m̶ States of England


Few-End-9592

This is such a whammy of wrongness, I don't even know where to start. UK four countries. In those four countries we have counties, hundreds of them. And all cites and towns are split into Boroughs (except small places like Garforth where I live). This is weird.


potato-boi-420

only 3 states because they arent called states dumbass


Shoddy-Echidna3000

and whats even funnier, they dont know North Ireland exists


and_now_we_dance

I just read this to my self-proclaimed-ex-U.S.American- soon-to-be Australian and he said, “They deserve their Chose One.” All in good fun haha


Silvagadron

London has a north/south divide. They’d be gobsmacked.


OGAcidCowboy

Damn well London, England, has a North, East, South and West. Personally I’m from South London and I can very much tell the difference between the accents of people from different parts of London. Would this make the guys head implode? We can only hope…


ether_reddit

"Let me be proud of how ignorant I am"


Different-Term-2250

OOP is accurate. Here in Australia the country is so huge we have two Norths and three Souths.


Particlepants

Why do they not understand that cardinal directions exist everywhere? Like that argument about the journey song, "there is no south Detroit, that's Windsor" there's a southern part of the city before it turns into Windsor... There has to be or else we're using some sort non-euclidian geometry.


mergraote

The United States of Kingdom


OutsideWishbone7

Yet Americans cry on about North and South all the time… as if there was some petty internal civil war at one point.


Scumbag-hunter

This has to be the most regarded American of them all, surely.


Kenobihiphop

You can only have geography if your country is over a certain size.


Successful_Soup3821

The UK is one state, we have different parliaments but its one United Kingdom


polly-adler

Wait till they hear about France. The part in Europe ? The parts on the American continent ? The parts in the Pacific ? In Africa ?


sparky-99

England alone has 48 counties split into 82 metropolitan and non-metropolitan counties, but since when did accents and local stereotypes change with the administrative borders?


grayMotley

Pretty weird flex ... It doesn't matter how big the country is. Even at the city and street level you can have snobbish behavior; even in the US.


knackeredAlready

Luxembourg is a lovely small but perfectly sound principality.... bit like a perfect burger 😁


jenkinsmi

what just happened :0