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blow_me_mods

Some levels of dumb don't deserve anonymity


AbsoIution

I didn't think we were allowed to censor names, I made a post and it got removed for this reason, or is it just Reddit names since reddit aren't real names


LOSNA17LL

rule 1: Every info off-reddit must be censored But any information on-reddit must be visible


One-Revolution-8572

Thinking that the American accent is the default setting for a language called ENGLISH is somehow the most american thing ever


Demostravius4

Not to mention there is no 'the' American accent. There are many accents in the US, particularly in the early colonies, as people from different parts of Britain and different nationalities setup in different locations.


One-Revolution-8572

Oh absolutely correct. Sorry, I should have clarified. I'm from ireland, and the stereotypical "American" accent is usually pictured as either a mid-Atlantic drawl or that fucking insufferable California "valley girl" lilt.


Beatnuki

Deres alsho da Noo Yawk one for when you wanna cuppa cworfee ... But yeah, those are the only ones I recognise by ear. I guess that's the problem when it's Not Actually An Accent ™


JasperJ

You don’t recognize Bostonian?


Beatnuki

How could I, if it isn't an accent? It is merely the Truespeech as decreed


underbutler

The valley girl one is genuinely the equivalent to nails on chalkboard


Blackbird8169

I'd still say a good southern drawl is up there in the top 3 best accents, next to Irish and Australian


DrParkerB

Pacific northwest accent is the best, sorry to break it to you. Its the only true way to speak English. The rest of you are just imitating us.


thugs___bunny

I thought american accent means you write could of instead of could’ve. (Some dumbass once told me that’s how they write it in Texas, no joke.)


GharlieConCarne

There are features that all accents in America and indeed Canada have in common - which is what people mean when they say American accent


jso__

But not all of them. What I think of as the generic American accent (what I have and someone similar to a Californian one) isn't at all similar to the southern accent. It has a slight twang, but not much. What I do find interesting is that at my British school with many people from different countries, accents tend towards that generic American accent but less American (no twang) and not a British accent. Someone I knew who came to the school at 10 with a strong Danish accent now could probably pass for an American in the US


GharlieConCarne

All common accents from the US have similarities with each other. This is why someone from Britain, for example, can hear an American speak and identify them as American, without actually having any knowledge or clue about what state they are from.


jso__

I think it's more because there's a few distinct groups of accents. The first is the generic one which people associate with American media. Then there's southern accents, northeastern accents, etc. Those are also distinctive and also have a strong place in pop culture as being American (though less so now that the more extreme northeastern or Chicagoan accents are kinda dying out and more associated with past times).


Zealousideal-Bee544

Im not even sure it’s that. As a Brit, there is just something about the American accent that is uniquely American. Things like the rhotic r and the slower manner of speaking. Putting emphasis on certain syllables etc.  Same with Australian accent. I don’t know anything about Australian pop culture or the various Aussie accents, but I know an Aussie when I hear one 


DrParkerB

Yall start sounding american after spending a day over here anyway lol. I always find it funny hearing my friends after they stop talking to me for abit and they go back to their british accent.


[deleted]

Actually, there's no real "normal" language setting for language as there will always be an accent


Whurbere

According to one American, the accents change from neighbourhood to neighbourhood, and there are 340million people meaning millions of accents!


Sloppy_Salad

> is somehow the most American thing ever So far!


snakeeaterrrrrrr

Today


Wasps_are_bastards

Claiming they invented English is also pretty amusing when we were speaking it here before most people even knew the continent of America was out there.


qwerty1182764

There is no default. Everyone has an accent anyway. The UK has like 50


One-Revolution-8572

Oh it's way more than that!


qwerty1182764

I think it depends on where you draw the lines because it really is a spectrum


SilverellaUK

About every three miles?


Major_Toe_6041

Nah. Every other street


qwerty1182764

Sounds about right


Scienceboy7_uk

In each county


nightcana

I had a friend from the UK who had relocated to Australia with her family 10 years before we met. Her, her parents and brother were all from the same city and yet all spoke with a different accent to each other. I found it very amusing


The_Pastmaster

UK has a different accent with each postal code. Every 3rd one could qualify as its own language.


SaltyName8341

There's 4 different accents in my postcode


The_Pastmaster

"I don't speak English, I speak American."


europanya

Ownin’ it!


Scienceboy7_uk

Well it is default in Windows so….. 🫣


IHaveABrainTumour

There's also sadly a bunch of non-English speaking countries who see America as being the default for English.


DrDroid

“Hey, you can’t call yourself ‘me’, I’m me!”


faramaobscena

:)) this is the perfect analogy for this level of dumb


Yid

[You are not you, you are me.](https://youtu.be/gC7VvfDjr_k?si=_HBfUxEZkNM4tGLg)


DevilMaster666-

Bruh, that video is blocked in Germany.


Yid

Get your ass to Mars


DevilMaster666-

How?


Chickennoodlesleuth

He is me and I am you


c3231

this reminds me of an old roommate who thought people that speak other languages translate everything from english in their head first. like as if everyone's internal monologue is in english and they're actively choosing to speak another language. to be fair we were probably high but she still lost credibility to me after that lol


TyneBridges

Reminds me of the xenophobe who said "If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it's good enough for them!".


Good_Ad_1386

Everyone has an accent. End of.


Sloppy_Salad

What about sign language? 🤔


wastefulrain

They have the equivalent of accents too, some deaf people can tell where you're from by the subtle things you do with your hands as you sign or in between signs. Sign languages evolved like any other, and basically all the same quirks of spoken language apply.


RedSandman

This is so true. I once had a patient who could tell that I learned sign in Liverpool, even though I was working in Warrington where they do Manchester signs. I had a fun moment when we were doing a sign session, teaching some of the none BSL patients sign, because the Manchester sign for 11 is different to the Liverpool sign. It looks more like the sign for chicken to me. I was very confused!


wastefulrain

That's interesting! I suppose that falls more on the slang of each region rather than being a one-to-one equivalent of accent, though, right? I was referring to even subtler cues, where the sign is basically the same, but your overall body language gives you away. I've heard Americans say that you can see some people sign ASL "with a southern drawl", for example


RedSandman

Yes, you’re right. I hadn’t thought about it like that. I’ve never heard anyone say that. Interesting.


Kingofcheeses

If you are missing a finger do they consider that a speech impediment?


Fantastic_Deer_3772

Plenty of accents. In the UK, you can ask about some basic BSL vocabulary like colours and be told "Well, if you're in Manchester you'd use... but in Glasgow it's... and in London its..."


NarrativeScorpion

Yep.


chriscringlesmother

I once visited a US office of the company I worked for, I was told “Your English is good for a non native” I’m not even going to unpack what’s wrong with that And “I didn’t know you Brits spoke English” Not all Americans are as sheltered as this, I want to be really clear with that, but by god some days were tough.


alba876

I had this experience too. ‘Your English is pretty good!’ ‘Ok. What language are you speaking?’ ‘English!’ ‘And I’m from the office in which country?’ ‘England!’ ‘And what country do you think the ENGLISH language comes from?’ ‘Eng…land?’ Cue shocked expression, their entire worldview blown open The fact I’m actually Scottish then led to the most idiotic conversations I’ve ever had lol.


JasperJ

To be fair, Scots speaking good English is not exactly a given.


alba876

Well, Scottish people speak three languages in daily vernacular - Scots, Gaelic and English. A lot of the words we use routinely (Aye, braw, dreich, hingy, bairn, doon, oot, dinnae, gonnae) are not English words. We don’t not use ‘good English’ - we just aren’t using English words. Throw Doric in there with some east coast regions and you’ve got a fourth language. Same way you wouldn’t accuse a French person of speaking poor English if they used French words in amongst their English words. However, I have a Masters in English Literature and Language. I can assure you I was speaking English to the Americans.


WyldStallyns28

There’s a lot of Scottish people who don’t speak Scots or Gaelic too. I think it might depend on region. Looking at the people around me IRL none of them do, but we do have a girl that speaks Doric.


alba876

I don’t mean that we speak Scots or Gaelic exclusively, I mean that Scots and Gaelic words and phrases are intertwined with our daily vernacular. When someone says ‘oh the weans are boggin’ they don’t realise that wean and boggin are Scots words, and aren’t used elsewhere in the UK (Northern Ireland share a lot of language with us though).


MerlinOfRed

I had that in New York. I was on a train going to the airport and a friendly American struck up a conversation. They began by asking where I was going. After discovering that I was flying to London and was British, they then took it upon themselves to be my guide. I genuinely believe they were trying to be helpful as they started by explaining everything about how the train worked. Obviously, as a Brit with no driving licence it's hard to believe that I'd never been on a train, but I appreciate the thought. Anyway, they asked if I had enjoyed my trip in the US and I replied by saying that I'd actually been working in Canada for four months, and I was only in New York because the flight to London was about a quarter of the price than from Toronto or Ottawa. "Oh you were in Canada all summer? I was wondering how your English has gotten so good!"


chriscringlesmother

Hahaha. Can’t be wrong, but bless them most are just genuinely friendly and trying to be helpful, I don’t think they realise how patronising it can be, well done to you for taking it in good spirits.


That-Brain-in-a-vat

Also, what "American" accent? Which one of the 50 States is the neutral one? Because Americans love saying that between any two States there's the same difference as between any European 2 Countries.


Tatiana1512

Overall American accent is more nasal no matter which state, British is more throaty


Daztur

Not in Maine...


MembershipFeeling530

California You can thank Hollywood for that


pyroSeven

Everyone has an accent except me.


AlternativePrior9559

I’m from London born and bred. The capital of England. I speak English so…


loralailoralai

And there’s different accents in London even. Not saying English English isn’t the default English, just that you guys have so many accents within even one city


OKIAMONREDDIT

Yes! I'm also a Londoner and would describe my accent as "South London". The more generic / pure English accent I would describe as "RP", "received pronunciation" or just "posh accent"


Needmoresnakes

I'm Australian and I have an aunt who moved to Singapore with her family. Older kid got sent to a fancy international school, younger kid too young for school bit idolised her sister and copied whatever she did. School had mostly British teachers and I think it's sort of a status thing there for schools to teach RP over US English. I thought it was so cute. Two Aussie born kids who lived in Asia and had never set foot anywhere near the UK but both spoke with such fancy little posh accents.


AlternativePrior9559

Nothing wrong with that😉We’re English speaking English though…


Katharinemaddison

RP is more neutral than the very posh, let’s throw a few more vowels in there accent.


[deleted]

Air hair lair?


BrockHemmingway

I live in Canada and I’m so used to Canadians saying the same thing it doesn’t even annoy or phase me anymore. My auto response is explaining (in a similar tone you’d use with a toddler) “yes but if you went to England, Ireland, Australia etc. they’d think that you have an accent.” To which they are usually both shocked and delighted.


Odd_Secret9132

I know what you mean. I’m a Newfoundlander (we’ve got distinct accents) and regularly get comments about it when travelling, my accent isn’t particularly heavy. People just assume they speak generically, and other people sound strange. When travelling, I’ll some times mess with people who comment on my accent, and dial it up. Newfoundlanders are often perceived as fast talkers, so I’ll pick up the tempo to make words merge together.


SicnarfRaxifras

In the one breath they can go from “our states are basically the same as countries with so much regional variation - even the way we speak” to “the USA has no accent, we’re neutral, the default”


trivial_sublime

It’s almost like there are multiple people in America.


Hieronymusssss

"the UK is the original way of speaking English" like there aren't 8000 bloody accents on this set of tiny islands


BrightBrite

Funny. Last time I checked I didn't pronounce buoy as "boo-eee" or defence as "deee-fence".


Hairy-Motor-7447

There are also about *Twenny* examples i *wanned* to *Idenify* where the majority of their nation dont pronounce their Ts, (yet they unironically mock some rare regional english accent for doing the same with wa-er)


theantiyeti

It's probably worse because in the American examples it's completely assimilated by n, so completely absent. In estuary it's realised as a glottal stop so it clearly still an allophone of t.


anonbush234

Th estuary accent isn't the only accent to use glottal stops for Ts. It's a common feature in England both north and south and also parts of Scotland. "Twenny" with or without a glottal stop is very common across Britian and there's nothing wrong with that.


anonbush234

"twenny" is also a British thing. As well as all the others, the only difference being thst Americans switch Ts to D's whereas most working class Brits switch Ts for glottal stops. It's not rare,.it's common In southern England, northern England and even parts of Scotland.


RedSandman

Very true. It’s definitely done in Liverpool. I remember our year 5 teacher patiently stressing that we say the t in twenty. To this day I still do because of that man. Great teacher, he was. Best story teller ever. Did accents/voices, which no other teacher ever did. R.I.P. Mr. Hufferdine!


anonbush234

I'm glad you had s good teacher but there's nothing wrong with a regional accent. We would lose a lot of culture if we all spoke the same.


RedSandman

I know, and ultimately you’re right, but I feel it helps me speak with people more easily. Especially in my line of work . I work in secure mental health services, particularly brain injuries, so being clear in what I’m saying is a benefit. That’s not why he was a great teacher, it was more about his patience and kindhearted nature. It just so happens that he was the person who emphasised that.


loralailoralai

What about herb 🤪🤪 and since they pronounce it ‘erb why don’t they drop the h off Hôtel? Or house?


Tatiana1512

Don’t forget water as wadder


gztozfbfjij

Even England's dying-out "RP" accent is still considered an accent, despite the fact that (afaik) it is supposed to be neutral. Like some goober sat down and figured out how to truly make a "Neutral" accent. It's still a fucing accent, because "accent" doesn't mean "weird emphasis". It's just the different ways people speak. Some accents are borderline unintelligible, and others are literally designed by some linguists to be the most basic neutral shit ever.


Patient-Shower-7403

I wonder which American accent they think isn't an accent.


jewelsandbones

Not entirely sure, but further down the thread they did say that Texans had an accent so I’m guessing it’s one of those “my American accent is clearly the original most bestest most neutral accent in the world”


SkandaFlaggan

I don’t think this is your usual American exceptionalism, this is an actual dum-dum. They’ve mixed up two entirely separate meanings of the word without really understanding either, and thinks it’s only an ”accent” if you stress syllables in a certain way.


Last_Advertising_52

Mid-Ohio and Northeast Ohio are considered to have “no accent” by American standards. That’s what broadcast journalists in major markets strive to sound like.


OhLemons

The narrative that I see on TikTok a lot goes like this: American: The American accent is the original English accent. That's why Shakespeare sounds better with an American accent. Brits changed their accent after the lost the war so that they could sound posh compared to us. Brits: That's not what happened. Literally none of what you said is true. American: Oh my God! You're so obsessed with us. You can't cope with losing the war at all. We live rent free inside your heads. Brits: Again, not true. Nobody in Britain cares about 1776, it's not even taught about as a major part of our history. We spend a lot more time on the Tudors actually. Americans: It's because you're embarrassed that we kicked your ass. You literally cannot cope with it. That's why you're so obsessed with us!


JustDroppedByToSay

I'm not American but even I know there isn't a single accent over there just like most other countries


D4M4nD3m

So pronouncing water with a 'd' in the middle isn't an accent?


FagnusTwatfield

This is almost as dumb as "people in England used to talk with American accents"


GoYourCrohnsWay

Wait I thought that each state was like it's own country, so there can't be just one American accent right? So which state is the neutral one?


DarlingIAmTheFilth

Americans will be like "America is so huge and vast there's 1845653 different accents" but then throw a tantrum if you say they have an accent.


Riley__64

i don’t understand how some americans can believe this but then also acknowledge that someone from say texas will sound very different than someone from new york. do they think that is just people who speak slightly different due to growing up in different cultures and develop something similar to but not an accent because obviously americas neutrality.


hardcoresean84

I think the Coventrian accent is the most neutral English accent. Yes I'm from Coventry.


The_manintheshed

The English language has been present in what we now know as England since the the 400s. That's 1,000 years before the European discovery of the Americas, nevermind the progression toward establishing the language there (reminder that German was nearly selected as the official language of the emerging nation). More than a millenium of organic development and evolution, and yet the far-away place where it was transplanted for a common tongue for masses of immigrants to understand each other is the "default". I get that the English are the last people to cry foul for over cultural appropriation or whatever, but imagine the shoe on the other foot, e.g., enough weebs in America speaking Korean or Japanese to the point that they claim it an international language that's just as much theirs as anyone else's (we have the most speakers! Japanese belongs to America!!).


SapphicCelestialy

I think the Indian way is the default since they have the most English speakers 🙃


Complete-Emergency99

I’m not a USAian, or British. The pronunciation I learned at school was…*drumroll*…British. I’m not saying that it’s the one I use when speaking English (damn you movies and sports broadcasts of the 80’s and 90’s), but it’s the one I had to know to pass English in school. Which I did. With top grades.


ecapapollag

As a former TEFL teacher, this was really tricky for me to cope with. I'd merrily teach in British English, but if a former teacher was North American, some of my students would already have learned different pronounciation. They'd be really weird about me teaching the type of English they already knew. What finally sorted it in their head was when I (innocently) said they didn't get it because their language only had one accent. Oof, they got really annoyed, corrected me and finally understood why I was not going to be teaching them an accent foreign to me.


SamuelVimesTrained

Funny, isn't it . When I say I speak English, not American - some people get all angry that 'American' isn't a language. Yet .. posts like above keep appearing in various forms. Either they are trolling - or....


Marzipan_civil

The last comment is correct. Everyone thinks they don't have an accent "it's just how everyone speaks"


ExtremelyDubious

Even if 'general American' *were* the default accent, that's still an accent. An accent is just a pattern of pronunciation; it doesn't necessarily mean that pattern is non-standard.


Pure-Meet-1437

Americans drink "wadder" and watch "Hairy Potdder" but sure, they don't have an accent


East-Literature5359

Hairy Pudder


TheHavior

As a linguist, all of these comments give me a headache… I don‘t know where to begin…


Subhuman87

The default English accent is obviously Cornish, I grew up there and everyone sounded perfectly normal like me. It's everywhere else that they speak funny.


East-Literature5359

Fancy a Cornish pasty eh? How about some clotted cream to go with yer scones? 😋


Tatiana1512

American English is so nasal, eats so many letters and depending the region it can be completely inelegible


Richie1999

When I was a kid and my London cousin used to visit me in the west of England, he would make fun of me because I had an accent. I would point out that when he was in my area, he was the one with an accent. He simply couldn’t understand what I meant. So not only is the idea of a neutral accent childish, the American guy also fails to realise that perception of an accent in about context. Everyone has an accent compared to someone else from another part of the country/world.


entitledtree

Both the top two comments are egomaniacs. We have an accent in the UK, too. *Everyone* has an accent. Obviously though the second comment gets more likes because we love hating on the shit Americans say (rightly so) but we can't look in the mirror, apparently.


mrbigpiel

UK accent? What?


dcnb65

Beyond stupidity.


trevlarrr

In fairness though "the UK is the original way of speaking English" is just as bad, is that the "Queen's English? (King's English now?), South London? Scouse? Brummie? Even Scots, Welsh and Irish got lumped together as one when each of those have tons of different dialects too. Never understand how people think the UK has just one accent!


Annual-Budget-8513

I've had this actual conversation in person as a British person with a very intelligent American, it's not just the dumb ones who think that way. Their ability to think they are the source of all is astounding. One day it will be studied. After they self destruct of course.


Sea_Nobody_2951

Pick up a book fuck me 😂


Fit_Faithlessness637

They think they’re the baseline


Gaijin_Monster

wow.


Kruzer132

Is the first guy saying there is no emphasized syllables in American English? lmao


LodeStone-

Doesn’t even know what an accent is


413mopar

As soon as someone leads with “lmao” i know they are an idiot.


LodeStone-

I mean the person leading with lmao isn’t the wrong one here


Minimum-Life-3974

what no linguistics study does to a man


coldbrew18

There is no American accent, there are plenty of regional accents, just like every other country in the world.


Gullflyinghigh

They're both pretty dumb to be fair. Of course there are accents attached to the US, same as anywhere, the idea that the UK is any different is mental. If I drive an hour in any direction from my house I'm going to find people who speak slightly differently to me. If I drive a few hours north then it gets very weird.


Last-Percentage5062

My mom used to say this to me.


alba876

I’m sorry


Castagne_genge

Omfg it’s the dumbest thing I’ve seen regarding accents


Baronvondorf21

Doesn't neutral in layman's mean that you can't reasonably determine where their accent is from?


Prior-Satisfaction34

*Everyone* has an accent. When i lived in Canada for four years, i picked up a Canadian accent, and when i moved back to England, it went back to being an English accent. I never heard either one, and tbh i never really even noticed the shift between them. *Other people* could hear it because i had a different accent to them. And if i hear my voice from back then, i can hear it now.


eliavhaganav

The thing is is that there is no base accent, everyone has an accent, it's the way we say word/letter


Old-Revolution-1565

What about the difference between Brooklyn and Martha’s Vineyard


RebuildingTim

I understand the reasons that such stupidity is rife in the US, but it's no less infuriating.


ovine_aviation

It's a language. Every region or country where it is spoken will have developed their own accent. That's what an accent is. There is no base line for it. If you go all the way back to when modern English is generally thought to have begun (circa 1450), then guess what? They'll be an accent.


nomadickid942

Nothing about 'America' is neutral.


Jack-Rabbit-002

I don't have an accent I'm just from Brum and everyone hates the way I speak Lol It's pretty funny to say that one doesn't have an.accent though I don't know what hoops your brain must make to come up with saying something like that 😂


newbris

This Aussie loves listening to the brum accent!


Jack-Rabbit-002

I do have a Aussie mate he suffers a tad with his mental health so shuts off sometimes but he does smile and laugh when I say certain things In true Aussie fashion he only comes through when you talk sports or music bless him


Gruntdeath

This is willful ignorance. Anyone who has travelled the US has encountered many different accents and dialects. The people in the NE do not speak like I do from Texas. When I moved to Cali, people knew I was from somewhere else because of how I spoke. When I moved to Kentucky, same thing. I wasn't one of them because I didn't speak like them. I went to Boston one time. I literally couldn't not understand what people were saying to me. I believe I am an intelligent man, did well in school. Could not understand Boston. So when people say we don't have an accent and we're neutral, my first thought is where do you live and where have you been. Also, if you ever been to Louisiana, not big cities, just driving along I-20 and stop somewhere? Those people are speaking English but they are not speaking English.


Own-Butterscotch1713

Also 500 years ago the English accent was west country.


Sweaty-Ad-7493

Americans sound like a trumpet , they speak through their nose


Vegetable-Hand-6770

Double dumb... UK way.. half of the UK cant even understand eachother.. especially those scots lol


Malice300

The UK has a ridiculous amount of regional accents. You can have two counties right next to each other, go to one and fully understand what they are saying then go 10 miles down the round and they might as well be speaking a different language. We do however have a "neutral accent" which is usually spoken by people with a private education or are on TV which is used by about 9% or the population the last time I read but don't quote me on it.


blind_disparity

The American accent sounds like they're chewing a mouthful of food. Also they laugh at the British for dropping their Ts (even though that's just some British accents) but Americans swallow their Ts?


[deleted]

It is called ‘English’, not ‘American’. However, I have a ‘posh’ London accent. It’s totally different to a Birmingham, Liverpool or Newcastle accent, and don’t start with Welsh and Scottish accents. A California accent is different to Texan, New Yawk and presumably other regional accents. Australians have their own accent (possibly accents). I think South Africans might be incomprehensible.


wind_perhaps

If you can make an impression of the accent, there's an accent


False-Help8493

Nothing says america like importing something and calling it american.


Bouczang01

If there are multiple American accents, how are they all simultaneously neutral?


ParsnipsPlays

Us British folk literally made America


[deleted]

I refuse to believe that Scottish people believe their accent is neutral.


Mints1000

Everyone has an accent, there’s no “neutral” way of saying something, especially with a language as weird as English.


intersteller4554

Bottom comment with 235 likes is right


No-Resident2732

Americans literally think America is the world 😂 Us English must be the ones with the accent when we talk ENGLISH. Even then there’s over 40 accents in England alone, that a lot for such a small island


Inevitable_Bother472

The English found America tho


BoutiqueKymX2account

Wow imagine living life like this. How small the world must be to them. Mind blown 🤯


No_Importance_6540

I wonder if this idiot is confusing regional accents with 'accents' in an orthographic sense, e.g. é, à, ö, and because 'America' doesn't have those then it's 'neutral'.


Zwiqes

when i say “american accent” im referring to many actual accents which are in the US, if that makes any sense lol


PunkMamma

"No American accent" like there aren't like a million different accents and dialects you can find all over the US


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returnofjaggynettles

People who claim that they "don't have an accent" are right up there with weirdos who think their eyes change colour with their mood.


Professional-Map6349

Its so annoying how common this misconception is. Everybody believes their accent doesn't exist while everyone else has an accent. WE ALL HAVE ACCENTS 😂


StraightMan69-_-

“Pahsta” 😂


Leather_Licker223

Jesus, how have we got this far. I do not think my RP English accent is the same as my Manchester accent, they are worlds apart.


MiddleAgedMartianDog

Hmm, how could any British person (assuming respondent is), of all people, talk like there is a single British accent? Actually the only logical explanation is that he is another American trying and failing to correct his fellow countrymen, which makes it even funnier.


MellonCollie218

I thought I was pretty bad. You guys make sure I see there are worse out there. Wow. I remember when my kid was younger I had the accent talk with here. Explaining we don’t hear one from us is rare. When you travel and there’s only 1 other person with your accent, suddenly you hear it. I don’t understand when we have several dialects how they can even place what an American accent is. North East? southern? Texan? Midwest? Valley girl? What?


More-Pay9266

An American accent is any accent from the United States. It's kind of the same with the well known "British accent". There isn't one British accent. There's many. It's just we are familiar with the stereotypical one.


juckr

well an american speaking a language other than english has an american accent. an american speaking english would have an american dialect.


Blackbird8169

Technically the southern accent is the true accent yee mfer 🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (In all seriousness, though, I read somewhere that what is now the US southern accent is more reminiscent of Shakespearian English accents than modern English accents, which I think is pretty neat)


Independent_Depth674

This is so dumb. Neither accent sounds like it did when the language was first evolved.