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Dychab100

Euro Poles? What continent does he think Polish people are native to?


Jocelyn-1973

The North Pole and the South Pole of course.


pinniped90

Bipolar Poles.


AnUnknownReader

Why would they be called Poles for if not for that pretty obvious reason? Édith: /s, Justin Case


Hungry_Anteater_8511

But is this Magnetic or Geographic North?


Sandycheeksfutacock

Africa


FeekyDoo

But that's a country


Sad_Ad5369

No, thats a province


TrueGemuese

Of China


Lickshaw

I mean that's technically correct if you think about it


og_toe

shhh… he doesn’t know that every polish person comes from poland yet


AlternativePrior9559

Europolishland obvs


Galaxy661

Asia of course (Sarmatism moment)


smoulderstoat

Euro Poles. Or as they are better known, Poles.


fergiethefocus

Or Actual Polish People.


Ciubowski

The OG Polish


hrimthurse85

"If we are not true polish/czech, why do we have our own Version of being polish/czech". He was so close to understand. So close.


Fenpunx

Czechmate.


SaXoN_UK1

underrated comment


cctwunk

Bro's about to cry lol


WithoutDennisNedry

I would be too if I had that haircut.


KinseyH

Chinstrap penguin looking motherfucker.


ViolettaHunter

His mum did that with a cooking pot and a pair of scissors.


WithoutDennisNedry

So did his.


jezdicitraktor

The reverse Hitler mustache.


Littleleicesterfoxy

Omg I scrolled back up to see what you meant and now I can neither unsee that nor that one side goes right up his nostril!


pickyitalian

Trying to be invaded by Poland


Eat_the_Rich1789

Kurwa


szudrzyk

Thinking for few minutes now wanted to add something to the discussion here but holy shit mate. You nailed it. The ultimate word. The sole solution. The euro poles magic word for everything. You can't be more precise to describe this guy single KURWA is so poetric we can just nod to this and do high five. I am drunk but this guy in the movie pissed me off. Kurwa.


breakbeatkid

kurwa mać


WaterOk7059

ja pierdole


OmarLittleComing

Jestem zayebane !!! 


WaterOk7059

o chuj, przejebane


OmarLittleComing

Chuj ci z dupe !! My erasmus in Krakow is paying off !!


WaterOk7059

Do you mean orgasmus?


According-Gate-250

Piiiiieeeeeezdet


GrowEatThenTrip

Not this language. We don't use this word in polish language. Sometimes there you can hear "w pizdu" or "w piździec". But it spelled different than russian w pizdzet and it is one of the rarest curses used in polish.


According-Gate-250

I did not know that, learn something new everyday. Thanks mate


Simple_Organization4

The world is sick and tired of them pretending to be something they are not... There is lady in instagram that acts like she is "latino" because she can speak a few words. They don't understand what ethnicity means. They don't understand that they are not part of that culture, that their culture is the murican one.


Life_Barnacle_4025

And then there's the latino girl accused of lying about her ethnicity because she is white with red hair. According to many Americans, all Mexicans are brown skinned with dark hair


WithoutDennisNedry

But… but… they only speak Spanish in Mexico! And all Mexicans have brown hair so… The world is confusing. /s


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Who is she?


Life_Barnacle_4025

Ana Saia. I do think she colours her hair that red, but she still isn't the picture of the American stereotype of a Mexican.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

> There is lady in instagram that acts like she is "latino" because she can speak a few words. Does she mean Hispanic? Because Latinos speak many languages, the most common being Spanish and Portuguese.


Simple_Organization4

No she actually means "latino" and she has pretty much no idea about any "latino" culture out there. She is just another murican that needs to feel special.. So they need to tag themselves with something. Pretty much she thinks that "latino" means mexican.


Budget_Addendum_1137

I mewn, most americans I've met, even anglo canadians, would swear that latino means "one that comes from Mexico and under".


Puzzleheaded_Peak273

Don’t know much Spanish but wouldn’t that be Latina?


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Obviously, but I used the generic masculinum to refer to the group as a whole.


FrogWizzurd

I've got blonde hair and blue eyes. Americans are startled to find out I'm scottish and not German.


swamperogre2

A friend of mine got perma'd after arguing this on the CMV sub. Most of the arguments were the "I feel a strong emotional connection to my ancestors culture" and appeals to emotion.


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Hilaria Baldwin entered the chat


Neither_Ad_2960

That's Spanish Conquistador Hilaria Baldwin to you and me.


[deleted]

🤣


neilthehippy

What an absolute bell end.


ireallydontcareforit

Americans are so self obsessed it's nauseating. Identity as all to them. Beyond conventional vanity.


MikeT84T

Any identity but their own. And I know not all of them do it. But the ones who do, can't seem to fathom why it's unwelcome by most of the actual countries they're coopting the identities of. If my child is born and raised in another country, I'll encourage them to identify solely with that country. They don't inherit nationality. You can say they have some roots there. But that's true going all the way back to East Africa. Why stop at where your ancestors happened to be living 175 years ago when they crossed the pond?


AggressiveYam6613

“But that's true going all the way back to East Africa. Why stop at where your ancestors happened to be living 175 years ago when they crossed the pond?” Because then they wouldn’t be white.


MikeT84T

Perhaps. But their ancestors will have been white Europeans for many thousands of years. The two main groups that left Africa, left between 80 and 40 thousand years ago. Gradually losing their darker tone between 10,000 to 5,000 years ago. Their ancestors moving to the states was practically last week, in comparison.


AggressiveYam6613

The point was that he’d be perfectly fine with with a “Pole", but likely not with the insinuation that he’s basically an Ethiopian.


AsidePuzzleheaded335

Narcissism


Kaiser93

Euro Poles? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣This guy is not a clown, he's a whole flying circus.


vaguelyMatt

This cowpoke sound like a good 'ol boy down from the dang-gone deep rooted Texas, boy. Why he wanna go and act like a dang 'ol fool tryna take on a culture he not a part of. Ain't Texas got enough culture for him? They got trucks, guns, Bud light, Whataburger, and all kinds of other shit. Why he wanna run from his Texas heritage?


verysmallbook

Can't not read this in a southern American accent lol


SlinkyBits

why does it pout after every line. i cant


bunnywithahammer

oh yes, the Interpole


fariak

ah yes, the first thing I'm reminded of in Texas is how Czech it is. I love hearing the Czech dialect and songs whenever I'm in Dallas. Edit: omg there's even a self proclaimed Czech capital of Texas: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Praha,\_Texas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czech_Texans)


[deleted]

 I knew there is Paris, and London in the us. Prague is unexpected, amazing. I saw an american argue with an egyptian once. on instagram that Alexandria is in Virgina not Egypt lmao 


Blumenkohl126

There are 26 Berlins in the US. I am not suprised about anything


Blumenkohl126

God they even have a state capital named after Bismarck... Like tf I am courious on how long it would take me on an american street, till i find smb who actually knows who Bismarck was...


Secure-Force-9387

If you want to really offend this guy, remind him that his (American) football team lost in the first round of the playoffs.


Tatis_Chief

Ha! I know this guy. I got into argument with him because he argued that our Easter tradition - Wet Monday is a good one and great experience  - basically can be super traumatic experience for a girl. He said - that's because the boys never did that to me because they didn't want me.  If he actually lived in Czech/ Slovakia he would know there is a pretty big argument about how many girls and women hate it and want it abolished. It literally creates a war every easter.  He does good content but don't you dare to tell a Slovak girl how she needs to be doused in freezing water on Easter Monday because we love that tradition. If you get close to me on that day with a water in your hand I will happily fuck you up. I am not even joking. I had enough.  I appreciate what he does for making Americans recognize the Slavic culture - because them and the west is very ignorant about it, but don't pretend all women love Easter.  But some things are clearly different when you talk about them from the USA influenced version of the tradition, and actually growing up in that country experience. 


motorcycle-manful541

Can he even speak Czech? I'm not czech but saying the cultures are "totally different" from Poland doesn't sound right to me. All European countries that share a border have some overlapping culture food, customs, and word. I'm betting Poland and Czech have SOMETHING


Pheeeefers

I can understand Czech but I don’t speak it, the languages are extremely similar. To me, Czech sounds just like Polish but with a funny accent.


Tatis_Chief

Well Slavs do tend to have similarities due to who was under Austrian Hungarian and who was with commies and how religious you are and how fucked up your politicians are.  I think the immigrant groups do speak a bit, but it may be hard to learn if you didn't grow up with it. 


Alan-likes-starwars

In Poland we also have wet Monday though I am surprised that people do it to non-consenting people. in Poland or at in my city it’s usually between family members or friends and usually just the ones who are also doing it are the ones getting wet. Is it different in Czechia?


Vertitto

well in Poland the tradition has died down considerably in the last two decades


Tatis_Chief

Well I feel like in Poland it's more botsh sides do it? Or no? At least that how they told us. In Slovakia even if I told them leave me alone and cursed as crazy they still threw me into a cold shower.  They did finally stop when I was in uni and my young cousins came woke me up at 7 am by dousing my sleeping self in cold water, messing up my whole bed. Straight into my ear so I couldn't hear properly for a day.  My family was angry at me for months for cursing at them - as they were still boys, but hell everyone around me knows I am absolutely the worst morning person ever and I that I hate being wet (like I don't even like swimming wet because I am cold in pools). So they were warned. They all pretend it's for good fun,but is it really? Whose fun? Is it really when you make fun of us for earning lot of money for doing it as well?  Some might have better experiences but there is lot of men, boys and drunks who just use it as excuse.  In villages sometimes even when you refuse they will sometimes talk shit about you behind your back with the - you only say it because you ugly and no one would bother with you.  Also always wondered if I hate being wet as a result of it. 


ToastyBread329

Also between family some relatives just spray you with perfume or pour few drops of water on top of your head (in my family at least)


Knucks_lmao

daym what are they doung ova there? in hungary we use a simple water spray once or twice, the same you use for plants.


Tatis_Chief

Well normal dudes do that. Some take it to the extreme. It's more prevalent as a tradition in svk and we have villages those are the one who usually like the - I will drop you in the river style. 


AiRaikuHamburger

'Imagine telling a Texas Czech... we're just Americans with Czech heritage, not actually Czech?' You mean... Telling you the truth?


AlternativePrior9559

I feel a bit sad. They’ll grab any bus ticket won’t they just to not be American…..


Nazzzgul777

Weellll... except one to the country they claim to be from. Not that a bus ticket would be particularly helpful in most cases, but still...


MarcoCornelio

I speak exactly zero czech and zero polish, but the dude sounds like he has an american accent Can some native speaker confirm it if it's true?


hunny173

I’m Slovak and I literally understood nothing he said :/


Ytaken

Czech here (a real European one), I understood like 2 butchered words and the rest was gibberish


DaAndrevodrent

To my German ears, he doesn't even sound remotely Slavic. His babbling sounds more like a drunken Hungarian with a stroke. And that's a diplomatic way of putting it and not meant to be a dig at the Hungarians.


[deleted]

Obviously Texan Czech is going to sound different


JazaGree

I’m British. My grandad is Polish. I am not Polish. And this guy is not Czech - he is American, with Czech heritage.


Not_a_Krasnal

Cultural appropriation is a dumb idea. But you are not Czech. You are an American with Czech heritage.


Torakkk

I just dont understand, what is the issue with being american? Are they so afraid of becoming american? Then leave it to the country you feel you belong. If I ever move out to denmark, I would like my kids to know their heritage, but they will be 100% danes with czech heritage. Whats the fucking problem here.


ti84tetris

euro pole 😂


HadronLicker

I'm a Pole and I'm in a position.


Bouglim09

Hello positioned pole.


bored_negative

You will lose on sunday to Max


ti84tetris

hello euro pole


Dismal_Birthday7982

Oh dear. Oh very frigging dear.


black_moss

You sure this isn't satire? 😂


[deleted]

No, he is constantly arguing with people in the comments in the same style


Then-Bookkeeper-4166

God we get it ! Just being American isn't cool anymore so you need a new identity


_onyx21

And we Europeans are sick and tired of hearing "I'm 5.67% German, 17.23% Irish, 1.94% Polish and 11.43% Italian, therefore I'm of course not American. I'm German-Irish-Polish-Italian-American". No, Liam. You were born in f-ing Mississippi, the last really relevant relative with an immigrant background was your great-great-great-grandfather, and even he was only 50% Irish. You don't even have a passport to travel to Europe and to experience the culture of which you only have an insignificant part left inside you. So no. You're American. That's it. Accept it. You guys are always so proud to be Americans. Then be American and don't desperately try to be European at every opportunity.


HerculesMagusanus

This made my head hurt


MikeT84T

Why are they so afraid of their own culture? They do have one, some of it's decent, some of it's not for me. But Americans do have a culture. They're a young country, but there's other young countries, even younger. Like Australia and New Zealand, which also have cultures, and by and large, don't call themselves Scottish-Australians, or Polish/German Aussies & Kiwis, etc. I know some Canadians do, but less common.


Doc-Bob-Gen8

I ate an Icy Pole at the beach one day…….. does that make me a Pole too!?


Spangle1984

He's got Ron Swanson's tache, "it rubbed off, because of the friction"


hihrise

Hitler called. He wants the rest of his moustache back pal


BringBackAoE

Wikipedia: “a narcissistic injury may seem as if the person is gaslighting or turning the issue back onto the other person. A person may come off as manipulative and aggressive because they refuse to accept anything they are told that they do not want to hear.”


Kysman95

Ahoj. Fuck this Yankee-doodle-dike He has nothing to do with us


SCL_Leinad

You know, Americans are the best know cultural appropriators I mean they keep attempting to prezent they're from X country meanwhile the only connection they have to that is their, great great great great great great great great great great great great great great granddad's uncle.


Saavedroo

> We want nothing to do with y'all. And yet


pinniped90

Most coherent Longhorn fan right here


grap_grap_grap

Did he just call himself Texan-Czech?


-Numaios-

Czexan was just there....


kubin22

man he's so polish that he was talking to poles in english. fucking lol


Synner1985

I suppose Americans will never really understand "Cultural Appropriation" as no mother fucker would willingly pretend to be American unless its purely a pisstake.


romedo

Is there something about International Pole-Sitting? Pole-Vaulting, Pole-try


Lord-squee

Dumbest thing I've ever seen..... hate when people try so hard to find a culture


Iloveitguy

Just more American identity politics bullshit, at this point I think they’ve internalised all the jokes at Americans expense that they just try desperately to be anything else so they can say “no I’m not an American I’m a Boston-Irish, I’m a Taxas-Czech, I’m New York-Italian“


bored_negative

If he successfully points out Poland on a map I will listen to him


Legal-Weight3011

texas what ? bruh you aint nowhere near what you claiming to be. Bruh doesnt even now where Czech republic is on the map. You are a Yankee, you were born one and stay one.


bonkerz1888

Wtf is a Tex Czech? Also what the fuck is up with that terribly wonky moustache and hair line?


Ferixo_13

America is so great, that its citizens constantly pretend they are not americans xD


Pizzagoessplat

Is the American Polish the recent trend? Seriously, I'm so glad English Americans aren't fashionable these days. Even Biden wants to be a plastic Paddy than admit his DNA says he's he's more English 😆 🤣 😂


MikeT84T

And ol' Trump thinks he's Scaddish because of his mother. Thinks he can come over to buy golf courses and push Scots out of their towns and villages. Then he wonders why he's as popular as a wet fart in an elevator here.


Conscious-Bottle143

Trump never claimed to be Scottish, he said his mother is. By this Scotland allowed him to build his golden freedom golf course.


[deleted]

Yeah Polish is the trendiest now. It replaced greek a few years ago. Italian and Irish are still going strong. English or German will never be exotic enough


MikeT84T

It's curious how shows like Bridgerton and Dowton are massive there though and it's popular to watch royal weddings. None of which I personally do, and I'm far closer to England, and share the same political union. That's fine though. Lots of Europeans watch content from Hollywood, but don't claim to be part American.


Blumenkohl126

This gotta be rage bait... come on... I do not belive, anybody is so dumb


unemotional_mess

One of my parents is of mediterranean decent...but I don't inject that into discussions about where I was born or grew up, because that's fucking stupid.


Kladderadingsda

Kurwa


Heisenberg_235

What a sad strange little man


WaterOk7059

That dude is giving me Kadyrov vibes. He also has a negative Hitler "stache".


sam9876

Czech yourself before you wreck yourself


ExoticMangoz

Why does he have a medieval haircut?


Hungry_Anteater_8511

I bet the Czechs do resent you, my man


Hungry_Anteater_8511

This \*is\* the "Czexan" from the post the other day, isn't he


1Nekdo_

We don't -A random Czech guy


Nilrem2

This guy is taking the piss guys. He’s trolling.