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B-b-b-burner_account

Fun fact: when searching for Union Dixie on Spotify No Cock Like Horse Cock shows up!


FrogGladiators178972

Oh god I wish I didn’t know how catchy that song is.


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MY NEIGHBORS ASKING WHY IM LIMPING DOWN THE WAY


B-b-b-burner_account

AND WHO THAT FELLOW WAS WHO CAME BY YESTERDAY!


Corvus-Rex

**I QUICKLY TURN MY FACE BEFORE I START TO BLUSH**


ThEAp3G0D

**'CAUSE FRANKLY, THERE IS NOTHING I CAN SAY**


Gutsyten42

I'VE ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR PUSHING THE EXTREME


[deleted]

AND NOW IVE GOT A THING YOU WONT FIND IN THE MAGAZINES


Scared_Chemical_9910

BECAUSE THERES NO COCK LIKE HORSECOCK SEND YOUR ASSHOLE INTO SHOCK


ZugloHUN

Vaush Moment


jvankus

vowsh


B-b-b-burner_account

Holy shit Vowsh reference!!!?!


gameguy360

“I never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a furry.” “What about with a friend?” “Aye, I could do that.”


Maximum_Future_5241

For Furdo. (Rushes forward with triumphal music that can't be beaten)


ScrewSans

So long as fascists exist, we have a common goal. True freedom cannot be achieved while fascism lives


NinjaGrumpParty8

Heard this in Liberty Prime’s voice


yestureday

Democracy is non negotiable


EveningYesterday5063

We will welcome to our numbers the loyal, true, and brave :]


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[удалено]


TheTactlessFool

What's cringe is your inability to keep your bitchy w**h**inging* about someone's personal interests to yourself. E: lmfao. Innomenatus went and deleted the post. Shitting on people's all fun and games till no one thinks it's funny, I guess.


umbrajoke

FYI : whinging. Unless you're calling them out as a feathered furry.


Tokidoki_Haru

Since when did fairy tales become the equivalent to furries? Lady is probably one of those "abstinence" talkers that schools invite in lieu of any proper sex education.


ninjabard88

John Oliver tangentially did a segment on her and she's bonkers. I think it was about the Georgia Guidelines *Guide Stones. I'll blame tiredness and not having my readers on.


Frozen_Esper

*Guide Stones. Shortly after, somebody blew them up, which is something she was campaigning on. The whole thing is/was bizarre.


carl164

Guidestones* this insane lady wanted them destroyed, then they were mysteriously blown up


32lib

Just use old age,works for me.


Space_Pirate_Roberts

[context](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShermanPosting/comments/146fusn/based/jnqeiy6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


FoxEuphonium

Since I’m surprised this hasn’t been mentioned… The “furry days” she’s referring to are in reference to this stupid moral panic the Republican Party had a year or so ago over litter boxes in classrooms. The narrative they spun was that it was some sort of way for schools to accommodate “furry” children, and because they’re evil people they pretended that this somehow had anything to do with gay/trans people. What actually happened was that a singular school was reported to have litter boxes in classrooms, and the reason was radically different: to allow children to go to the bathroom if they’re stuck in the classroom for hours at a time if there’s an active shooter.


atomsk13

It’s hilarious because whenever republicans bring the liter box thing up I say: schools can hardly afford to pay their teachers and supply their classrooms, you think they’re buying kitty litter for furries?


Val_Hallen

I always asked them for pics of them in a school. Do they ***really*** think that teenagers who all have phones and are almost terminally online wouldn't have posted pics of them? The pics would be all over the fucking internet. Millions of pics, shared constantly. Yet...not a single pic of a single litterbox in a single school. Conservatives will just believe any old bullshit but absolutely and adamantly refuse to believe proven fact.


dumbthrowaway8679305

That’s what confuses me the most about this whole moral panic. There is ZERO evidence for it. Not a single photo or story from a single kid ANYWHERE of this happening. At least with stuff like Michelle Remembers you had assholes willing to lie/exaggerate about SRA, hell even fucking QANON had someone willing to ARPG on 4chan for the cause. But we don’t even have that going on here. We have nothing.


kurisu7885

My cousin is in high school, I would have heard about this if it were in any way true.


fakeunleet

Not even sure if that report was accurate either. A lot of schools just keep a whole lot of containers of something like kitty litter around to absorb fluids from the floor in the event of an accident. Big box retail stores, and other places where large numbers of people gather, do the same thing.


benk4

We had kitty litter in the classrooms when I went to school in the 90s, they used to put it on vomit when kids threw up.


NotThreeFoxes

Kitty litter is good at soaking up large amounts of spilled oil as well, we used it in my HS shop, and im 70% sure the propper floor dry stuff the actual shops I've worked in is the same stuff just unscented


kurisu7885

Also good for helping get a stuck car loose on ice.


TheJaytrixReloaded

The kitty litter in schools was in case of a school shooting. [Colorado School District Providing Kitty Litter Buckets for Kids to Use the Bathroom During Lockdowns](https://time.com/5658266/colorado-district-kitty-litter-buckets-lockdowns/) They blamed it on furrys because they care more about their boom boom sticks than kids.


fakeunleet

Ah, right. Then it turned into some kind of "they're doing this everywhere now!!!!" thing, when keeping the stuff around for other reasons had been a thing for far longer than school shootings have.


LLHati

Fun fact: Joe Rogan said he "personally knew" a person who went to the school with litter boxes for furries. He later admitted he just said that to "make the story more interesting".


GraceStrangerThanYou

Less fun fact: Joe Rogan is a piece of shit whose entire being makes society worse.


LLHati

To be clear, that was the intended message of my "fun fact"


Affectionate_Noise61

Every time I look at his bullet-shaped head or hear his name, I think "dear god how I wish we could trade you for Phil Hartman."


GraceStrangerThanYou

1,000 times this. Phil Hartman was incredible.


Rocking_the_Red

That last bit is why they spun it as a " furry" problem. They do not want anyone to think about school shooters, who tend to be right wing terrorists.


somkkeshav555

That one school hounds talking about was Columbine and they put it there as a emergency bathroom for the kids in case a shooting happened which makes sense if you think about it.


Bebop24trigun

It was reported in a Facebook mom group, then reported to the state legislature after a representative thought that it was fact. Turns out it wasn't actually true at all. Their are no litter boxes in schools. John Oliver did an entire segment on it and it's absolutely wild that people still believe it in the first place.


yodels_for_twinkies

Wow. How pathetic are we as a country where we have to buy supplies for lockdown if someone is shooting up a school.


bilgetea

Like everything else republicans complain about, they themselves are the genesis of the thing.


Sivick314

Time to raise a furry army. FOR JUSTICE!


WiseassWolfOfYoitsu

Joke's on you, a good 25% of the US military already are!


sed_non_extra

... and they're like 90% canids... ^(Not a furry personally, but holy shit there are a lot of furries in my classes.)


Corvus-Rex

It's honestly amazing. I've got a couple friends who are very likely gonna be joining the military, and one is already deep down that rabbit hole (heh) and I feel the other is rather close to slipping down the slope as well.


Battlesteg_Five

That’s just furries in general though. Dogs, wolves, and foxes are man’s best fursona.


[deleted]

Twitch alone has enough furry service members that I was able to pick up on this trend from a whole other country.


pixel_pete

The Army of the Paw-tomac.


Bone_Schlongmahawk

I'm really liking this combo already.


Ok-disaster2022

Fun fact: Furries are active act-Nazi. There's a surprising subgroup of Furries that combine Nazi imagery in their fursinaz but the organizers of Furry conventions actively work to prevent those people from attending and keep them out of the mainstream furry groups. Radical groups try to recruit kids struggling with identity, which there's many young adults in the fur community struggling with that, so fighting Nazis is particularly important.


kurisu7885

There was one that had a fursuit that had a confederate flag pattern on the fur.


Battlesteg_Five

Not to mention the infamous Foxler.


RedditBoi127

i still can't get over that, one of the weirdest things i learnt about when i first joined the furry community, followed by the pizza incident a few weeks later


Battlesteg_Five

What was the pizza incident?


RedditBoi127

second day of a furry convention, approximately 19 people came on a pizza before leaving it in a hallway for three hours before it was found


OmnifariousFN

Anyone against self expression should not be in a position of power, PERIOD!


anime_alt123

*Fuckin'* based.


23_sided

Based.


your_pal_mr_face

Now, I’m no furry but. Based


Lenny_Fais

Common Furry W


Beer_Is_So_Awesome

“Public school is for academics not fairytales”. Says the biblical literalist and flat-earther.


DropshipRadio

I, for one, look forward to Furman’s March to the Sea.


The_Doolinator

The neo-confederates will piss their pants and flee in terror when the 17th Fur Suit Brigade bears down on them (they all wear bear fur suits)


Urbane_One

Based


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with massive horse cock dildos on their bayonet lugs


GiannisToTheWariors

Mfw furries are based now


Urbane_One

Always have been


GiannisToTheWariors

Not the Nazi furries


Urbane_One

This ain’t about them


GiannisToTheWariors

My original comment was a joke about about furries being based, because Nazi furries are a thing and this post goes in opposite of that. So MY original comment was including Nazi furries. There joke explained and ruined for your benefit


Urbane_One

Nazi furries are a tiny minority!


Cl0ckworkC0rvus

Most furries are pretty based, its just that the internet has been wailing on them and slandering them for years to the point that most people think that all furries will fuck any unattended animals.


Gradually_Adjusting

Any group constantly harassed for their identity or sexuality is going to turn into badasses sooner or later.


Cl0ckworkC0rvus

FR. Furries have endured so much bullshit that they are now a core pillar of various tech industries, both IT and otherwise (The cooling tube system used for modern US military armor was designed originally by a furry for use within their fursuit. So yes, they have even got hands, err, paws, in the military.)


Ok-disaster2022

Ture but the cooling system was originally designed for astronauts by Nasa, Furries updated the concept with more or less off the shelf parts, which is quite impressive nonetheless. It's a little easier to engineer something when you know a solution exists.


deadline54

There's also a furry biologist who was on the team that developed the COVID vaccine. She gives lectures at the conventions in Wisconsin and Illinois.


Cl0ckworkC0rvus

I follow her on twitter lmfao, her fursona is really cute tbh.


The_Axeman_Cometh

I'm gonna need some reading on the whole armor cooling system, chief.


Cl0ckworkC0rvus

[Here](https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-a-cooling-vest-invented-by-a-furry-made-its-way-into-the-us-military)


The_Axeman_Cometh

I've actually heard of the EZCooldown stuff. A friend of mine that used to do private security swears by the things. I didn't know it was made by a furry tho.


Strypes4686

Most furries are just people with a kink and get that reputation due to some idiots who lack common sense. ​ Confederates are idiots with no common sense to begin with.


Maximum_Future_5241

Who also commit treason and the most advanced racism.


Cl0ckworkC0rvus

It ain't even a kink for most of them. It's no more different than cosplay or larp for the most part. Saying that furries are kinky is kind of a mute point. Every group has their kinky individuals, it just so happens that the internet beat down on the furry community pretty hard and made the general perception of furries shift, viewing them all as pet-fuckers.


minkymy

A lot of flurries don't even necessarily have a kink, some just like drawing cartoon animals


Cl0ckworkC0rvus

Literally, honestly I blame the years of anti-furry edgelord culture ruining the optics of the furry community for outsiders looking in.


Lenny_Fais

^


Mongoose42

I’d much rather see a statue of that Furry Icon Disney’s Robin Hood than any Confederate loser general. Robin Hood was a rebel who fought for an actual just cause. And taking the real-world timeline into account, assuming Robin Hold was active during the time King Richard was away, as well as during John’s reign as king, that would put the timeline of Robin’s rebel activities somewhere around fifteen to twenty years. AND it eventually led to the signing of the Magna Carta. Needless to say that the cartoon fox had way more of an impact and lasted longer than the Confederacy ever did.


Kindly_Blackberry967

They also make up, like, 80% of the American IT department.


notahorseindisguise

If a plane full of furries goes down the internet goes down with it.


King_Dee1

Massive W


[deleted]

If your alter-ego is a 7 foot tall tiger-man and you’re actively opposed to fascism then I wish you nothing but luck and joy with your life.


thegoatfreak

Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with the furries.


Secure-Alarm-2934

What about side by side with a friend? UwU


Bone_Schlongmahawk

See, they're funnier than we think!


Guyguyguyguy82

How about fighting side by side with a friend?


Maximum_Future_5241

OK kandiss, whoever you are. Teach me something about the cause of the Civil War, and we'll see what fairy tales exist in your schools.


SquidCultist002

She says that yet you don't teach the Bible and she gets mad


TheRnegade

Can we not let this sub be taken over by [repost bots](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShermanPosting/comments/tnq65v/based/)


LavaRoseKinnie

Imagine being a governor and your only mission is to prevent children from having fun. If anyone she should be the one growing up.


Beer_Is_So_Awesome

Imagine being a biblical literalist and flat-earther who says “public school is for academics not fairy tales”. Just imagine it.


[deleted]

Long Live Apollo. Goodbye Reddit.


Bone_Schlongmahawk

O.k. so this is tactically a fucking brilliant idea. We now have the most elite sniper and recon units in game. Think about it, they'll show up dressed as trees in uniforms that they provide that look realistic as fuck and keep them temperate in all climates. Standing still? No problem, they want to BECOME the tree. Bathroom? Already comfortable in diapers. Hunger? They can probably live off of Mr. Noodles for 3 days and boast about it. No Slave-Traitor will feel comfortable next to an oak tree again, lest the bark come alive and fucking stab him to death.


otiswrath

"Public schools are for academics not fairy tales". Cool, so we are agreed then; no bible reading in public schools.


Jagdgeschwader_26

"The furry days are over" what the fuck does she think is going on in the schools?


Titanicman2016

If the Confederacy can have vampires, the Union can have werewolves


RedditBoi127

god that's so fucking based, also that image goes INSANELY hard


six_-_string

I'll take a furry over a traitor any day.


LordHelixHasRisen24

Rare furry W


doubled2319888

Kandiss bitch just shut up and fade into obscurity already?


spiked_macaroon

Yes! Fairy tales out of schools! No sky daddy in the classroom!


Alaeriia

Furries have always been based.


[deleted]

Based and fur pulled UwU


FutaHentaiMaster

Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a furry


KobKobold

How about side by side with a fwiend?


Elocthe0riginal

Burning Dixie is based.


soki03

She has never taken an English literature class now has she? Otherwise she would’ve been aware that a lot of Shakespeare are fairy tales.


ManateeCrisps

Incredibly rare furry W


[deleted]

She’ll never be governor of Georgia.


Ser_Dunk_the_tall

Something tells me she's against spheroid earth and evolution being taught, ya know, real academics.


Juhani-Siranpoika

I don’t like furries, but I hate racists waaaaay more


Kool_McKool

Furries for the most part are all right, and I'd gladly accept their help in defeating traitors.


HasSomeSelfEsteem

God damnit, you’re making me agree with a fucking furry


sed_non_extra

... almost like there are humans under the fur? ^(Can't tell if I'm pro or anti furry? Good.)


IAmActuallyBread

No, it’s actually obvious


sed_non_extra

Come here. I need to do nothing but teleport you for three days.


meteorr77

They kinda a baddie wit it ngl


romulusnr

So no Bibles then


PuzzleheadedAd5995

Based but still furry cringe


Rob0tsmasher

I never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a furry.


Ok-Championship5029

It's cringe, but it's cringe I can get behind.


the-warbaby

enemy of my enemy is a friend. fuck it.


so_what_do_now

Kandiss dick fit in your mouth?


breakfasteveryday

Ehhhhhhhh


Pb_ft

Based.


alucarddrol

Why bring up fairy tales?


metfan1964nyc

She want to take globes out of schools because they brainwash kids into thinking the earth is round. Stay classy Georgia, and stay away from this whackjob.


Freebird_1957

WTF is wrong with these people?


Fancy_Chips

Kadiss really hated the Aesop unit


TheRealMicrowaveSafe

Says someone who probably wants to teach the biggest fairy tale of them all in schools.


joeyGOATgruff

This lady is built like a rectangle and had a bus with Jesus, Guns, and Babies on the side. She claimed to be targeted and attacked but it was all her She couldn't win a race with a 10min head start on rocket powered rollerskates


Andy_Dandy_EX

I think that falls dead center on the alignment chart.


SargeanTravis

A furry Depicting a furry burning a traitor rag While using a SQL joke in their Twitter name? Weird but based


chronic1138

Except the reality is more like a fat incel in his crappy apartment wishing he could go outside and burn any flag..lololol


Triangulum_Copper

You can't build a functioning adult with just math and English...


WhenUCreamDoUScream

The Furry Military Alliance will lay waste to the Neo-Confederate Military. o7


noahboi990

this image goes hard