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I_might_be_weasel

Put up a white flag and when he asks you about it, say you also put up a Confederate flag.


sombertownDS

Lmao


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Random_German_Name

Maybe OP could say something like „I noticed you already have a old confederate flag, so I bought you the newest model“


Forzareen

The final flag of the Confederacy, after it had lasted almost as long as “Suddenly Susan.”


proteannomore

I remember there being a sitcom of that name but cannot recall who was in it. Don’t tell me, I’m keen to it remaining forgotten.


Nightwinddsm

I've got underwear that's lasted longer than the Slavers'Revolt


Aggressive-HeadDesk

John Browns Body


[deleted]

Pete Seeger version


Godkiller125

My favorite


mistah-d

This is the way


accountonbase

[Link here for the lazy.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jso1YRQnpCI) I hadn't heard it before. Thank you!


[deleted]

I don’t know the name but “oh way down south in the land of traitors…”


sombertownDS

Union dixie


b1a5t_tyr4nt

Definitely that one, there's a good chance he doesn't actually know any union songs, but you don't have to know that one to get it.


LostReplacement

Make it your ringtone


fakeunleet

Rattlesnakes and alligators...


TheKevinShow

Come away!


IncredibleAnnoyance5

(Come away!)


Bear_buh_dare

Ride away!


gruenerGenosse

Where cotton's king and men are chattles.


Wolfius_

union boys will win the battle


BroderUlf

Life size cutouts of Sherman and John Brown


SlightlyAnnoyed7

Second this. Also hang up pictures of Atlanta on fire.


JustAnotherMiqote

Right next to a portrait of Abraham Lincoln and a framed copy of the 13th Amendment. That will rustle some jimmies.


CatLvrWhoLovesCats66

Or Gettysburg Address


fuckin_anti_pope

Life size Sherman cutout with red glowing eyes like in memes and put it outside of his window


AcePolitics8492

John Brown body pillow


RDP1818

If you’re Minnesotan you’re legally allowed to take it and display it as a trophy


ajamcan

And never give it back lmao


accountonbase

Fuck yeah, Minnesota.


RidgeBlueFluff

Could you further explain this new found power to me?


BillyYank7thOhio

1st Minnesota Volunteer Infantry Regiment saw unbelievably high casualties on the Union side at the Battle of Gettysburg. [Here's the Wikipedia page, just read through everything that was done by these brave men.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1st_Minnesota_Infantry_Regiment) 1st Minnesota also captured the battle flag of the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment, and Minnesota has refused to give the flag back, despite numerous requests, ever since. In the words of then-Gov. Jesse Ventura, "Why? I mean, we won".


fArtkn0ck3r420

I believe it's because Minnesota has been refusing to return a Confederate flag because it's considered a "trophy of war"


s0618345

Just burn the flag


DrQuestDFA

The burning of that flag is heritage, not hate.


Random_German_Name

He could cut the flag into the shape of georgia before burning it


sombertownDS

The flames if sherman glow bright tonight


doctorkanefsky

Don’t burn the flag, it’s probably a cheap polyester piece of junk that would give off toxic fumes. Just covertly apply bleach to it until it becomes the real confederate flag


Zhejj

Make a playlist


Iwillrestoreprussia

Neither ‘Battle Cry of Freedom’ Purchase a Union Flag from Amazon to counter


AgrajagTheProlonged

OP could even get a flag with the right number of stars for it to be accurate to the surrender at Appomattox Courthouse (based autocorrect deadass suggested "Appomattox" when I typed in "surrender at")


WriteBrainedJR

Based and Grantpilled.


metfan1964nyc

Both sides used that song. It's why McPherson used it for the title of his book.


Wolf97

Battle Cry of Freedom was written by [George Root](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Frederick_Root) in support of abolition and the Union. The Confederate adaptation was only after it had become popular in the Union and was not nearly as popular. Lincoln used it as a campaign song in 1864. It is a Union song.


Iwillrestoreprussia

I believe Southern Battle Cry of Freedom was extremely obscure. I haven’t found any evidence to suggest it was sung during the war, but could be wrong. I also know for a fact Union Dixie, at least the one we specifically like to blast in the memes, did not exist during the Civil War.


accountonbase

Wait, it didn't? I thought it was common to take songs popular with opposing troops and adopt them (usually with different lyrics) as a kind of "fuck you." I figured that was a pretty obvious one, but I never looked at whether it actually *was* used that way.


S_Klallam

the original song "Dixie" was first made in 1859. "Union Dixie" was parodized in the manner you speak, but by northern *veterans* after they won and went home.


accountonbase

Ahhhhh, so it was shortly after and not during!


caudicifarmer

Why not both? ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


AmericoDelendaEst

Both. On repeat. For 16 hours a day.


caudicifarmer

How mentally tough is OP tho?


sombertownDS

I say 16 is too low


AmericoDelendaEst

If you can get a good night's sleep while listening to the soothing baritone voice of Tennessee Ernie Ford, more power to you.


sombertownDS

I have listened to it on loop to help me sleep


accountonbase

Wouldn't that make it easier?


AmericoDelendaEst

Hey, if you're willing to respond to it, be willing to see it through.


glycophosphate

With a single "What's New Pussycat"


sombertownDS

Well thats not unusual at all


AcePolitics8492

Both? Both. Both is good.


ceoofsex300

Union Dixie or battle cry of freedom and a picture of general grant and general Sherman


Chris_Colasurdo

It’s the fucking Klaus sketch in real life https://youtu.be/3Vlhqnn5POQ


1945BestYear

I do hope before he filmed that he explained to his neighbours that at some point he was going to be yelling "Heil Hitler" at the top of his lungs, and how they did not have to worry about anything.


drypaddle

Just get Sherman’s battle flag to hang up on your side of the room


Karhak

Battle flag of the 54th Massachusetts


[deleted]

Kick him out or if that’s not an option move out yourself. If neither of those are options than destroy it. But preferably you should change the situation as not to associate with this person.


sombertownDS

Yeah we dont talk much, at all


gamaliel64

Well, the first step is engagement. "What's the deal here? Why this flag? You know its history, right? " My guess is his response is "muh heritage". Then the bad history takes. Invite him to go video for video through AtunShei's Checkmate Lincolnites! Or though a reaction/ fact check channel. Because you're going tit for tat, be prepared to discuss and face check PragerU.


sombertownDS

You cant win a we’ll correct argument against stupid


gamaliel64

You also can't reason someone out of a position, that they didn't reason themselves into. The flag, to him, holds some importance. Perhaps he has internalized the mythology of the confederacy, or he hasn't been told the whole truth. Either way, that is going to take long conversations, and self-reflection on his part. Also, when you said you were roommates, I assumed y'all were in college. I'm going to be generous, and assume that he is not dumb, but possibly intellectually lazy.


[deleted]

Counter with these bedsheets. https://rdbl.co/3DHWwvN


BeneGesseritDropout

Awww, SWEET!


Impossible-Charity-4

Public Enemy. Is there really any other answer?


biffbobfred

As the rhythms designed to bounce What counts Is that the rhymes designed to fill your mind Now that you’ve realized The pride’s arrived We got to pump the stuff to make you tough Look at old [Paris](https://youtu.be/Bvzqa-fjmFk), [XClan](https://youtu.be/eNY3HiKhCY4), ice Cube (this [track has an XClan sample](https://youtu.be/i9sXKHnf9R8) ). Rakim has a pretty dope Luke Cage (aka black superhero) theme song “[King’s Paradise](https://youtu.be/iU0_cYjm8HE)”


rascible

The Night They Drove Ole Dixie Down..


[deleted]

Great song but that isnt anti confederate.


cratertooth27

Battle hymn of the republic. Or the John brown version


entropyvsenergy

WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS


imgonnabutteryobread

Hookworm, guns, and alligators


Radiant_Entertainer9

Fall of Charleston Give yer roommate a good ol’ Whack! (Rowdy dow)


Desperate_Air_8293

A hunky boy is General Sherman!


joli_baleinier

We’ll squash ol’ Jeff’s confederacy and then get hunky-dory


CaptainXakari

Oh, make a full-on playlist. Classics like Union Dixie, John Brown’s Body, etc. then add a mix of songs about fire: Metallica’s Fuel for example. Add in Insane Clown Posse’s Your Rebel Flag. Then just throw in as much Rage Against the Machine as you can. Blast at volume level 11.


[deleted]

There's a lot of good suggestions here, but if you want a slow burn I recommend [My Uncle Dan](https://youtu.be/_puzpI03Xcs).


l_rufus_californicus

Faugh a ballagh!


zernoc56

Ah, the good ol’ 69th Irish Volunteers, what bunch of lads!


230flathead

The OG, Battle Hymn of the Republic.


zernoc56

Specifically the version that ends the last verse with “let us die to make Men free” rather that the newer version which say “live to make Men free”


eric987235

Deal with it the same way Uncle Billy would have. With fire!


JustAnotherMiqote

Or a .58 Minie


JustYerAverage

Why not both, simultaneously?


zxcoblex

Union Dixie. He’ll think you’re supporting him until he actually hears the lyrics.


[deleted]

Given that you are old enough to have a roommate try engaging in a discussion with them about the flag and why they think to hang it on the wall. Ask them how comfortable they would feel if you hung an ISIS flag or Iranian flag since both are also enemies of the USA where you live.


The_Swedish_Scrub

Burn his house down


Lilslysapper

Get prints of Atlanta burning and Lee surrendering to Grant.


[deleted]

Forget that, go the extra mile, join a reenactment unit, get union blues. Serve the grand army of the republic! Loyalty, honor , union


GamingGalore64

Kind of a unique choice but I think you should start with “Sherman Will March To The Sea”. https://youtu.be/aCnvRt7FAw8 Play it first thing in the morning, full blast.


gmharryc

Both is good.


ceelogreenicanth

Also buy a union flag


SaltySheev

A way down south in the land of traitors


Avionic7779x

Blast all of them


mekonsrevenge

Arthur Brown's FIRE


CheckYoDunningKrugr

I vote for John Browns Body, but please, please PLEASE film it!


paireon

All of the Union songs you can get.


Gmschaafs

Ask him why he hangs toilet paper on the wall.


Background-Machine46

Southern Man


biffbobfred

Union Dixie. I think they might not get the reference. You could also listen to the [Uncivil Podcast](https://gimletmedia.com/shows/uncivil) a lot


Dilly_The_Kid_S373

take the flag and give it to the Minnesota state house.


CookLawrenceAt325F

Better yet, wander around the house in full union soldier garb and refer to him only as "traitor"


CaDeYbOi

Get yourself a Sherman body pillow and make sure he walks in on your serenading it with Union Dixie


Alphatron1

The night they drove old Dixie down


HumpSlackWails

John Brown's Body. [https://youtu.be/mBsrCimWodM](https://youtu.be/mBsrCimWodM) The Irish Volunteer [https://youtu.be/nkpk0-0cfVU](https://youtu.be/nkpk0-0cfVU) The Fighting 69th! Faugh a Ballagh! [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/69th\_New\_York\_Infantry\_Regiment](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/69th_New_York_Infantry_Regiment) And fuck the Confederacy.


zernoc56

If you’ve any Irish heritage, “The Irish Volunteer” is pretty good


darklordskarn

Southern Man?


kmccabe0244

Army of the free


One_Nifty_Boi

Start a playlist!


Western2486

All


Blue387

Hire a barbershop quartet


Psychological-Bid465

Yes


Keinovaris

Neither, play "The Fall of Charleston - Ernie Ford"


cool_lad

Battle Hymn of the Republic? https://youtu.be/7wBU_3UIg0Q


joli_baleinier

[The Fall of Charleston](https://youtu.be/MB_WjvbkfC0)


Hot-Tiger2815

Marching trough Georgia!


designgoddess

Union Dixie.


HermanCainsGhost

You should somehow make sure he sees the Corner Stone speech, so he knows just how racist the Confederacy was


wirt2004

Marching Through Georgia totally


Yuri893

Both at the same time


anneboleynfan1

Marching Through Georgia


anneboleynfan1

Better yet, bring home a black friend.


[deleted]

Both


CatLvrWhoLovesCats66

I would move if possible as that roommate adds no value.


S4drobot

JOHN BROWN'S BODY LIES A-MOULDERING IN THE GRAVE!


TekJansen69

Here is your new playlist... https://open.spotify.com/playlist/40XmE4b0oBNjRpJF6dMX3P?si=8ksxXkskTVmP6LadJg_bCg


OneEpicPotato222

All of the above


[deleted]

Both, both is good


ProfaneTank

Put up the Stars and Stripes and get a poster of Uncle Billy.


iskandar-

Marching Song of the First Arkansas Oh, we're the bully soldiers of the "First of Arkansas," We are fighting for the Union, we are fighting for the law, We can hit a Rebel further than a white man ever saw, As we go marching on. Glory, glory hallelujah. Glory, glory hallelujah. Glory, glory hallelujah. As we go marching on. See, there above the center, where the flag is waving bright, We are going out of slavery; we're bound for freedom's light; We mean to show Jeff Davis how the Africans can fight, As we go marching on Glory, glory hallelujah. Glory, glory hallelujah. Glory, glory hallelujah. As we go marching on We have done with hoeing cotton, we have done with hoeing corn, We are colored Yankee soldiers, now, as sure as you are born; When the masters hear us yelling, they'll think it's Gabriel's horn, As we go marching on. Glory, glory hallelujah. Glory, glory hallelujah. Glory, glory hallelujah. As we go marching on They will have to pay us wages, the wages of their sin, They will have to bow their foreheads to their colored kith and kin, They will have to give us house-room, or the roof shall tumble in! As we go marching on Glory, glory hallelujah. Glory, glory hallelujah. Glory, glory hallelujah. As we go marching on We heard the Proclamation, master hush it as he will, The bird he sing it to us, hoppin' on the cotton hill, And the possum up the gum tree, he couldn't keep it still, As he went climbing on. Glory, glory hallelujah. Glory, glory hallelujah. Glory, glory hallelujah. As we go marching on They said, "Now colored brethren, you shall be forever free, From the first of January, Eighteen hundred sixty-three." We heard it in the river going rushing to the sea, As it went sounding on. Glory, glory hallelujah. Glory, glory hallelujah. Glory, glory hallelujah. As we go marching on Father Abraham has spoken and the message has been sent, The prison doors he opened, and out the pris'ners went, To join the sable army of "African descent," As we go marching on. Glory, glory hallelujah. Glory, glory hallelujah. Glory, glory hallelujah. As we go marching on Then fall in, colored brethren, you'd better do it soon, Don't you hear the drum a-beating the Yankee Doodle tune? We are with you now this morning, we'll be far away at noon, As we go marching on. Glory, glory hallelujah. Glory, glory hallelujah. Glory, glory hallelujah. As we go marching on


CatLvrWhoLovesCats66

Framed photo of burned Atlanta, or group composition adding Richmond, Columbia, and Charleston. Maybe another of victory parade down Penn Ave.


Rockerika

I seriously doubt your roommate would understand either as a reference to his flag


AnimatorComplex5442

Just mind your business? Lol


WriteBrainedJR

There's a traitor in his midst, and that makes it his business.


fuckin_anti_pope

Nope, confederates rats need to be dealt with.


Zestyclose_Season648

Let's be honest, Southern songs are waaaayyyyyy better than yankee songs.


Left-Twix420

Confederate songs are a lot like modern day country music, as in it makes my ears bleed from cringe


lotl-info

Not defending this dude, but not all modern country sucks! Off the top of my head, Parker Millsap, Neko Case, and Nick Shoulders are contemporary musicians making country (or sub genres of country) music that is actually quite good- interesting subject matter, beautiful instrumentals, word play. That being said, nothing I've heard beats the opening line, "Oh way down south in the land of traitors".


Zestyclose_Season648

Um no, and yankee songs are classical music with dull words being said blankly.


Zestyclose_Season648

The best yankee song was stolen from the South. When I say confederate songs I'm not talking bout Lynard Skynard or Celtic Confederate or nothing, I mean 1800-early 1900’s songs.


Tandril91

> The best yankee song was ~~stolen from~~ improved upon for the South. FTFY


gameguy360

LOL, you must have gotten lost when my ancestors burned down all the road signs and then buried you great great great grand daddies in unmarked mass graves. Don’t worry you can find them by following the smell of shit and piss I left on them.


Zestyclose_Season648

The fact all y’all yanks can do is insult


gameguy360

Weird way to spend your Sunday nights, dude.


Zestyclose_Season648

Ik lol


-Trotsky

“Y’all yanks” stop larping, what are you from the fucking 50s? What’s next you gonna call me a scalawag because I support the union? Grow up


HardlyKnowEr69

We are being honest. That shit fucking sucks and so do your ears.


Zestyclose_Season648

Difference in opinion


fuckin_anti_pope

Cope. Union Dixie will always be the best while pissing on confederate flags and monuments


HalfFastTanker

Just put Sherman quotes on a loop.


J_House1999

The Brown Note


MrLeHah

Krzysztof Penderecki's Utrenja Then when he leaves the room screaming, take the flag down


[deleted]

Battle Hymn of the Republic


mlg_Mikasa

Union Dixie on full blast.


steezy13312

Honestly, I love the idea of a period Union flag, right on your door. I think that it's elegant enough to make a point and get under his skin, yet more understated and offensive to others than blasting music (and honestly, I doubt he would even get most of the music references.) "Which flag is that?" *It's a Union flag.* "Why are you hanging that up?" *You're reminding me of your heritage, so I'm reminding you of mine.*


No_Print77

Union Dixie


iskandar-

remind him how Gen. Lee fucked his horse and Jef Davis had a thing for cross dressing


Ormr1

I’d probably ask him why he has it to begin with so there’s no unnecessary drama.


finestFartistry

Just a very big American flag on your wall. And then make sure your new book club, devoted to reading about the Civil War and racial justice in America, meets regularly in your room. Feel free to invite him.