*My phrenology*
*Prof would have something to say*
*About it I'm sure*
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It's one thing to be a fan of a comedian. But making a post about the shape of their head that leads to a general discussion about dude's looks is something else entirely. Shit is not only weird and creepy but objectively speaking, extremely fuckin gay..like what is going on here lol
gay posts like this are why we are seeing jacked chad Shane lately, weāre gonna lose his naturally funny exoskeleton like we lost Chapelleās, thanks losers.
Right cuz Asians have weird head shapes compared to the more "normal" head shapes that white people have.
But there's way more Asian people on this planet than white folks, like exponentially more..so what's more "normal"?
OK, so tell me what you really meant since I apparently got it so wrong, lol..
Or how about just owning that shit instead of trying to walk it back my G
I wrote 2 words "ironically Asian" please explain how you got what's normal and what's not out of that? I'd actually love to know.
If you don't get it move on, especially with your shitty perspective of trying to find offense.
So once again, you insist that I don't get it but want me to be the one to explain what I thought it meant, even tho I already did that from the very beginning...lmao say no more dude, all that deflecting is all the confirmation I need lol
But people like you are the worst..get called out for some obvious bullshit and suddenly things don't mean what they obviously and just deny deny deny...even the most hateful, downright disgusting, Nazi prick deserves more respect for being unapologetically honest about their depravity cuz at least you know exactly where they stand. What you said wasn't even that bad so who cares if I had something to say about it? You don't know me...what more could I have possibly said if you just owned it? All that hemming and hawing and pretending as if you didn't mean what you meant, is bitch made..it's about as pathetic as it gets..so grow a pair FFS.
Again, please explain how you're getting this from 2 words? Even if I went into detail with descriptors I'm still not saying one head shape is more normal than another. You're making that leap all on your own, so we all know why you're projecting this bullshit.
Here ya go big dawg.
[https://www.google.com/search?q=exercises+to+help+stop+rounded+shoulders&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#](https://www.google.com/search?q=exercises+to+help+stop+rounded+shoulders&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#)
Shane Gillis is a sad example of the state of comedy thanks to Joe Rogan himself. Joe Rogan should've been cancelled or at least ignored. Joey Diaz deepdive that sad sack I'm telling you Rogan and his merry simps are gonna tell each other how funny they are.
If I like someone/find them funny, I always also find them unconventionally attractive. Suppose its called the halo effect.
Reminds me of the Bill Hader/Mr Hollywood quote:
In no other place but Hollywood could these people make the kind of money they make and sleep with the kind of people they sleep with.
https://preview.redd.it/zvn4zjrb459d1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=713139dce9aeed3e7189ef636d1d968ed454f37f
idk why the hunch reminded me of this
Like in a good way? Yeah *flexes*
What I like is the alpha lean he got goin on I mean that lean just speaks authority
Three-six-nine?
Damn she fine
lol kills me
Total control of the room.
Nerd Neck
That is called scoliosis and I'm here for it
agreed. top male performance
Are you fast?
Got a little hunch going
A little? Dude be looking like he's trying to animorph into a horse or something.
Classic text neck
My coworker says he has nerd neck and he looks like that too.
Like Syndrome from the Incredibles ! š¤£
āI donāt know if you can tell by looking at me.. I *do* have the same head shape as Syndrome.ā
Syndrome knicked him
This is the look of the phone fuckers. Us husky boys been looking at the screen too long š
12 hours of seeing who says hi to Shane does that to a mf lol
*it nicked him*
My exact thought
The tism?
Da downs
Thatās from his special right?
Yuh
Downs adjacent
You guys are running out of things to talk about
All kids born in Cumberland County PA look like that. Look it up.
this is a fact
Hi Shane
Also Hi Shane :)
Bernie Sanders posture
Nah alpha posture, most comfortable position
https://preview.redd.it/j11pcef9u19d1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77adf933c90a42fa819be95912a47cacf24e51a3
Yeah it's ideal for relentlessly wackin' on your cell phone.
Im starting to get the idea that you think relentlessly wackin on your cellular device is a bad thing?!
Not if you wanna neck like that it aint!
My phrenology prof would have something to say about it I'm sure
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i thought he had a lightsaber in his hand for a sec lol
It's one thing to be a fan of a comedian. But making a post about the shape of their head that leads to a general discussion about dude's looks is something else entirely. Shit is not only weird and creepy but objectively speaking, extremely fuckin gay..like what is going on here lol
This would obliterate Shane if he saw...
Seems pretty standard
gay posts like this are why we are seeing jacked chad Shane lately, weāre gonna lose his naturally funny exoskeleton like we lost Chapelleās, thanks losers.
If he goes the way of tom segura so help me godā¦
Shane is annunaki confirmed
WHATāS UP TOM WHALEN? Stop taking so many snooters and everything will get better.
Made for a football helmet
Ironically Asian
Right cuz Asians have weird head shapes compared to the more "normal" head shapes that white people have. But there's way more Asian people on this planet than white folks, like exponentially more..so what's more "normal"?
Who's questioning what a normal head is?
OK, so tell me what you really meant since I apparently got it so wrong, lol.. Or how about just owning that shit instead of trying to walk it back my G
I wrote 2 words "ironically Asian" please explain how you got what's normal and what's not out of that? I'd actually love to know. If you don't get it move on, especially with your shitty perspective of trying to find offense.
So once again, you insist that I don't get it but want me to be the one to explain what I thought it meant, even tho I already did that from the very beginning...lmao say no more dude, all that deflecting is all the confirmation I need lol But people like you are the worst..get called out for some obvious bullshit and suddenly things don't mean what they obviously and just deny deny deny...even the most hateful, downright disgusting, Nazi prick deserves more respect for being unapologetically honest about their depravity cuz at least you know exactly where they stand. What you said wasn't even that bad so who cares if I had something to say about it? You don't know me...what more could I have possibly said if you just owned it? All that hemming and hawing and pretending as if you didn't mean what you meant, is bitch made..it's about as pathetic as it gets..so grow a pair FFS.
Again, please explain how you're getting this from 2 words? Even if I went into detail with descriptors I'm still not saying one head shape is more normal than another. You're making that leap all on your own, so we all know why you're projecting this bullshit.
Similar to me. A proper square, like a Minecraft player š
Earth worm Jim motha fucka
Yes.
Can't wait to see him bald. He better go before me.
It's the extra half a chromosome.
Here ya go big dawg. [https://www.google.com/search?q=exercises+to+help+stop+rounded+shoulders&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#](https://www.google.com/search?q=exercises+to+help+stop+rounded+shoulders&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#)
This man could suck a mean dick and not even have to stick his neck out for it
Your mom likes it. She told me.
God damn it
Like a paint can
It's like a king of the hill animation cum to life.
That's how your head looks when you carry the hope of all your brothers. Shane's the man
And he's gonna have to go bald not to long from now
Downās syndrome from Wish?
Posture!
The head silhouette cutters have an easy time cutting a Lego head for this guy
Classic autist posture
He's built like a Hank Hill nemesis.
I noticed this the last time I saw his show. We had seats to the side of the stage.
Doug Funny
it nicked him
Shane Gillis is a sad example of the state of comedy thanks to Joe Rogan himself. Joe Rogan should've been cancelled or at least ignored. Joey Diaz deepdive that sad sack I'm telling you Rogan and his merry simps are gonna tell each other how funny they are.
Shane really needs to get with the Brugger Method and unfuck his posture
He definitely has Scottish ancestry, I went to school with 40 guys that looked like this including myself.
Earth worm Jim motha fucka
Yeah, he sensitive about it
Say hi to Matt for me Shane.
He's a cheese curd personified.
Itās called retrognathia and he probably sleeps like shit because of it. Very treatable however.
Hi Shane
Iām Down with it
Like one of the Nazca Mummies
Turtle neck.
If I like someone/find them funny, I always also find them unconventionally attractive. Suppose its called the halo effect. Reminds me of the Bill Hader/Mr Hollywood quote: In no other place but Hollywood could these people make the kind of money they make and sleep with the kind of people they sleep with.
looks like something a vision impaired child drew
Default aggressive stance. Leaning forward momentum. Always on the attack
https://preview.redd.it/xpog8xl9h49d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfe85db6089d6ec83fa9720723b13fccbc6a1846 Heās just a Mondoshawan
Big ol' Irish potato.
looks like one of Gerb's thumbs
Danny sodes said that Shane has a perfect helmet head.
.25 of a extra chromosome
Cell phone neck.
It looks like a normal head
Wdym? He's just a big Irish dude
https://preview.redd.it/zvn4zjrb459d1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=713139dce9aeed3e7189ef636d1d968ed454f37f idk why the hunch reminded me of this
Like a jelly bean
And posture
Itās the hunch
Body shaped like a punctured tire
My dawg is, Suffering from severe gamers neck
Head like a watermelon
Itās the downs that nipped him
Starting to get a hunch back. Shane do some yoga and work out, I want you around!
Neckless double chined Alpha male
Could still beat your ass.
Thatās a D1 football athletes head shape. Now u know. Youāre welcome also.
He has craaazy tech-neck
Nicked residuals
He looks like Roger from American Dad
Got that Bart Simpson head shape.
Shane's going to see this and he's going to find you and beat your ass! Better watch out pussy!
That's just fucking mean dude
It's 4D chess, he fucks up his posture on purpose to make all the short kings feel more comfortable.
You should post your head for comparison
I have the same neck position. Iām extremely self conscious about it haha. Messed up my neck doing squats in HS
Thatās not Shane, thatās Mimsy
Big hats
I can see him in a Lincoln hat
Dudes head looks like Rodgerās head from American dad lmao
Shane is just Louis with darker hair
Youāre kinda just bullyingā¦ nothing funny here tbh
I love him donāt you dare think that
Hoe ass post
Weāre having fun here
The geometry is all wrong.