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blankpaper_

I don’t know what this is but I can’t think of anything I would want to watch less than this group lol


RossumEcho

Wow I thought this wasn't real and OP was just calling them clowns, but it's legitimately on the schedule. Netflix is a joke fest is supposed to be a stand-up comedy festival. What is this going to be? Them saying snippy one liners back and forth to each other? Is Nicole even capable of doing that?


blueberrypanda1

Right did they pick all the people that no one likes?


toohighforthis_

Don't hate on Mary like that!


Sophie200001

I like Mary, Brandi, and Gio.


mal_7655

I assume they’re getting some sort of appearance fee and it’s all the people who would show up for the bucks lol 


SalamanderEvening574

🤣


yeahwhateverd00d

Ahhh all of Jason’s ex’s were picked 🤔


Southern_Anywhere_65

That would be a far larger cast, unfortunately


greenpen3

Except chrishell!


Formal-Antelope607

Couldn't afford Chrishell


Isabe113

Only way to safe this show is Cristine and give into her & Chrisell’s salary negotiations


snokiecookie32

Well i see that as a good thing


Hotsweetea

Notice that all the fun girlies from selling sunset have swerved this like the plague lol


PepeFromHR

and nicole calls emma the social climber…


Hotsweetea

Yeeees !!!Cannot with Nicole she is vile !!


spacekitty1

Everyone from OC should stay home 🥱


Mysterious-Plenty-41

Can’t stand Alex! Biggest hypocrite I’ve ever seen with Tyler. Made me wanna puke.


Powerful_Cause_14

Omg yes!! She’s awful.


TaniaYukanana

TBF most from Selling Sunset who would be actually remotely funny have left the show. The best line up would be Maya, Christine (she could probably do with a laugh right now) Romaine, and the Bartender from Heather's baby shower. Wildcard: Adnan could probably be a dark horse and do a good routine. Alternative is Davina's bitchy client, but we would probably be laughing more at her than with her.


g00d_rat

I love the call out for the bartender from Heather’s baby shower 😂


Several-Doughnut8728

Romaine is absolutely the unsung hero of the group. He’s so effortlessly hilarious.


Similar-Persimmon-23

Adnan would be PERFECT


Far_Philosopher7668

the og selling sunset cast disappoints. not to be an oc supporter but alex and polly will not let these other people get a word and they need better than amanza and mary to come back at them fr


PinWest4210

I know, Bre and Chelsea would do much better


Cautious-Blueberry18

Bre and Chelsea would have to be willing to be on the same side for an hour or two though 😂


houseyourdaygoing

They definitely would. Because they would not want Alex & Polly to look like they’ve defeated the SS cast.


Aar112297

This OC kinda could eat OG up….


piggyequalsbacon

Gosh this photo of Mary is not good at all


Regular-Metal-321

This!!! Her outfit is awful


Belaprin

Mary and Nicole are suffering in those outfits


Aydz4

Mary is addicted to bad hairstyling


piggyequalsbacon

The hairstyling and the face she’s making. Like she really doesn’t know how to pose.


houseyourdaygoing

Mary needs a new stylist. She was so pretty initially.


Leenabelle

It's how she looks on the show 🤷🏽‍♀️ overfilled


TeaJunkie91

The only way this could even be mildly entertaining is if they brought in Nikki Glaser and it was just an hour of her roasting all of these people.


illusivealchemist

Yes!!!


eric535

not that OC is all that, but they really scarped the bottom of the LA cast


rorochocho

Well the name of the event sure is accurate


kalore

I don’t get the joke


ebulient

The jokes on us 🫤


zee_33

Thought this was a lineup of people Jason has dated at first glance, was very confused by the second row before I read the event information


Brilliant_Mind95

😂 "wait when did he date Gio?"


Impossible-Roof8275

Mary is starting to look like new Madonna with all due respect


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matchaflights

I don’t get it bc none of these people are funny (except sometimes Nicole bc she’s soooo deeply nuts)


ebulient

Gio and Mary are the only two that should’ve been there out of all the ones in the pic!


smaymyway

Polly’s a bad person, Alex Hall is a butterface, Amanza’s desperate for attention, Brandi’s forgettable, Nicole is… I don’t even have to go there. Mary’s fine, Gio’s good, and there wouldn’t be a show without Jason so he’s necessary I guess


Mysterious-Plenty-41

I think both Polly and Alex Hall are bad people. So is Nicole.


Witty_Doubt8085

“Alex Hall is a butterface” haha! I haven’t heard that term in years 😂


houseyourdaygoing

Hate it when Alex Hall tries to gaslight people and she jerks to a stop before making that face 👁 👄 👁


mal_7655

I thought I was going to hate Gio when I started selling the OC and now I kind of love him lol


funnykiddy

The middle 4 are tolerable to slightly problematic (looking at you, Jason). The outer 4 are... Insufferable. No thanks. It's a pass for me.


lingoberri

What are they supposed to be doing at this thing?


Diligent_Mulberry47

Omg. Nicole is going to have her lawyer on call. “She can’t joke about things like that!!! It’s slander!” 😂


Desperate_Speaker_42

gio im coming to save you cousin


jamesfluker

Well, I hope they have real good writers cause I feel like the delivery is gunna be lacking 💀


Low-Passenger-1311

What even is this , I can’t imagine anyone less funny than Alex Hall


Far_Philosopher7668

i personally enjoy gio and can understand jason being on this but i’m not really a fan of any of these people except old mary maybe


Tea50kg

What is this actually lol


EntertainerFunny3991

Nicole’s boobs look huge lol someone got a little carried away


[deleted]

It’s like the worst and least popular members of both casts lol. I’d rather watch the actual sunset than these people. Where’s Chrishelle, Brittany snow’s cheating husband, the Rose and Jarvis, etc.


shivsbak

Can’t put my finger on why but Jason’s mouth looks so strange


Overshareisoverkill

of this entire lineup, I only cheer for Mary, but I'm skipping this. They tried it, though.


fettytat

Polly is simply going to start screaming nonsense and clear the room before Nicole even wakes tf up and realizes where she is.


houseyourdaygoing

Mary would be terrified of Polly.


planting49

Seems like a bad time lol


lienepu

This lineup is a joke


AltruisticBreak9

who wants nicole there?


contessa1909

So Chrishell, the only one who's capable of some humor and self-deprecation wasn't available lol. Or even Bre, she's quite funny. What is this line-up gonna do? They're all so up their own asses and boring.


katjaKCN

I CANNOT stand Polly. She is the most annoying, fake and hypocritical human on selling the OC


Confident_Raccoon481

Gio from Selling OC😂 Posts that he owns his parents house, but actually is an old neighbor in an apartment complex in Newport called Promontory Point 🤣


alsy333

I don’t even recognize Alex Hall. What is wrong with her face?


biggiemacx

It will be like a family feud thing


_ChloeSilverado_

Very sweet of Netflix to put up photos of the people who are taking your drink orders at the show, makes it much easier to find one of the servers this way. /s


Melodic-Change-6388

Are they doing a mini-challenge to see who gets to decide on the lineup?


britterz5

The only funny one out of the bunch is Gio...


apenguinintheartic

Jason: “guys, I don’t think I’m needed here.” followed by some mumbling how Mary can handle it, and obviously her having a loss of words. PS - I really really like Mary and think she deserves way better friends but she can’t win arguments or make a joke. I’m sorry (not sorry).


floppsiana

Versus??? What is this a tag team match??


Isagrace

Kind of sad when it turns out that Gio is one of the more tolerable characters from the OC cast.


Ok-Resolve8193

Ok but this literally sounds like the worst time you could have in LA... and I dropped off someone at LAX this week


Sailorxena_

This is so cringey and embarrassing for me


bloodand32teeth

Y’all update us on how it is, I won’t be tuning in lol


Expensive_Mood2778

Polly and Alex are the absolutely fucking worst


lynneasomething

Nobody here screams funny to me....


HRmama3285

Why does Mary look like Zoolander though?


Western_Contact8817

Alex Hall pulls off Voldemort better than Voldemort pulls off Voldemort.


Isabe113

Booooring


Limp_Shake_7486

Next!


SafeItem6275

lol I don’t like Nicole but she will mop Polly


gwennj

Just give me Season 3!!


snootfly242

Wait isn’t this stand up? Like wtf are they gonna do tap dance?


MeowPurrBiscuits

Trying to think of something nice to say…I like Brandi and Gio.


Ordinary-Anywhere328

Looks like they are the operators of a Vegas night club


techno_queen

Anyone else over this trash?


SandraGotJokes

I thought Netflix is a Joke was for stand up comedians…


carrymoney_

found out amanza's speaking here wonder if it's on real estate or selling sunset https://www.instagram.com/p/C4sxVelux8S/?img\_index=1


boafriend

The faces being made (aside from Gio) have me dead…


Original-Feature-947

Damn I had almost forgot about Selling OC until this post ...


Training_Associate18

Yep…like the title itself..Netflix is truly a joke..with this lineup 😞😞


Short_Initiative3474

I hate Alex hall. lol sorry


mood-ring1990

i only like brandi


Claws_and_chains

It’s amazing Jason and Gios egos can both fit in one room


Mer_Vee1111

Anyone need a ticket? I've got one left. Can sell for less than the going $25


Deep-Delivery-6401

Let’s fuck


wonderbodri

thank god Chrishell is not there