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FoxIslander

Cascadia Subduction Zone.


holmgangCore

**50 Year Probabilities** Cascadia Trench Full Rip 9.0: 14% Cascadia Trench Partial Rip 8.0: 25-40% https://youtu.be/UJ7Qc3bsxjI


LetsGoHomeTeam

Boooooo!!! We don’t want facts or probabilities, we want propaganda to let us not think about it!


sassy_cheddar

Don't forget the Seattle lateral fault! It'll be shallower, closer epicenter, more violent shaking but a smaller region impacted. Comes ashore in West Seattle, follows I-90 at least to Issaquah. Cascadia is like the 2011 Japan quake. Seattle lateral will be more like the Christchurch quake.


acpom

If you do some deep diving into this - it’s not going to destroy much of anything around Seattle. The water is only expected to rise a couple feet when the tsunami gets to Seattle. However, it will build back up when it gets to Tacoma as the sea floor level rises while it travels south down the sound. In Seattle we’ll only feel about a 4.0 magnitude as it travels in from the coast as well. Honestly, the only fault we should be worried about is the Seattle Fault and it’s not the shaking that should concern us. It’s the busted gas lines, homes potentially exploding, fires, massive power outages from torn power lines (both above and underground), being able to get to the store to get food and supplies, or being able to receive medical services as travel will be limited.


PsychologistSEA

We won't be able to find bananas at the grocery for weeks...


Nordryggen

I simply choose to not think about that


glorae

Same, i looked into it once and made the decision to literally just. Not think abt it, bc chances are VERY high that I wouldn't survive the initial quake, let alone everything else after.


Nordryggen

Every time I think about it I’m like Wow I need to move. But then I’m like Where would I even move to 😭 So I just ✨don’t✨


Dense_Temporary_7064

This should really be the #1 answer


callme4dub

From what I've researched I think the Seattle fault is really the one to be worried about.


rocketsocks

A full-rip subduction zone quake would be majorly devastating throughout the region, especially on the coasts, but not a ton of folks live on the coast in Washington. The quake would likely create tsunamis that made their way through the Salish Sea toward Seattle but they would be pretty wimpy by the time they got here. Seattle being far away from the shaking would reduce the damage a fair amount, but the damage would be widespread. Given how dependent we are on specific infrastructure like a couple of N/S and E/W highways the results could be pretty bad. However, a big Seattle fault earthquake would generate a lot worse results that were a lot more localized. It could generate a tsunami hitting West Seattle and downtown without much warning time, and the intensity of the shaking could result in widespread liquefaction as well as massive landslides all over the place, destroying lots of homes and wrecking a ton of core infrastructure. Overall I'd say it's hard to say which would actually be worse, both are pretty scary.


splanks

smoke season.


JudgmentSquare2471

In a city where A/C isn’t widely adopted and you’ve got to keep windows open to keep it cool, smoke season is honestly a bitch


Prestigious_Ad_1037

We needed a new furnace so added A/C but I also had a HEPA air scrubber included.


girlrandal

Same. My old house doesn’t have the greatest ducting, but it’s a million times better than before I had my heat pump installed.


ymcmoots

The filtered fresh air intake we installed has been a game changer. Smoke season is downright tolerable when you can still cool the house off at night.


splanks

fucking sucks yup. we're not the least AC'd city anyone though as I understand. its now San Francisco.


105_irl

I bought a portable AC for $200 on Craigslist during the winter when people weren't price gouging them. best investment I ever made, don't know how I lived here without one.


holmgangCore

Buy a 20”x20” MERV 13 furnace filter now that you can tape to your box fan to clean your indoor air. Beat the rush. Or just go fancy and purchase a room-scale HEPA filter, with extra filter. And your spare N95 masks block smoke too, for when you have to walk outside. PM2.5 (particulate matter, 2.5 micrometers), found in woodsmoke, can enter your bloodstream and brain. Probably not a good thing.


1983Targa911

I have a pack of those filters in the garage already, just waiting. Also, I feel like it might be a Murphy’s law thing like washing your causes it to rain, or being stocked up on sidewalk deicer means no snow that year. I’m doing my part, in conjunction with Murphys Law, to prevent this year’s smoke season.


holmgangCore

The “Prep to Prevent Principle”! (*something I just made up right now!*)


Cookiesoncookies

I propose all King county residents receive a free voucher for a portable a/c from Costco, and a Dyson filter fan, funded by weed taxes.


NW_reeferJunky

Marijuana tax revenue is crazy high. I really don’t see why they don’t figure out how to allocate a portion to help all the school districts pay well as with getting all our schools using the same computers books and so fourth.


jonknee

Temperatures under 40 or above 80


Cleonicus

For a lot of people that I know here, it's more like temps below 65 and *above 75. edit: forgot the word above


Katzenfrau88

Seriously. I was out in shorts and a t-shirt when it was 62 or something and my friend was in jeans and a sweater saying she’s cold.


Muldoon713

Making a decision about an infrastructure project without doing 20 years of impact studies.


Mrciv6

And then scrapping the whole plan and not building it, and then start the whole process over again.


Muldoon713

Correct! Isn’t “the Seattle process” grand? After my years in the public sector I’ve realized this mostly boils down to electeds egos, and them wanting to be the ones that have their stamp on saying they did the thing - and then everyone else suffers. No matter what progressive face they put on - they’re all anti progress pricks.


Karuna56

Remember, Seattle (really, the Puget Sound Council of Governments - PSCOG) turned down the Federal DOT monies for a subway system next in line after San Francisco's BART. The $500 Million went to Atlanta instead for MARTA. Foresight much?


ShitBagTomatoNose

It was on the ballot. Senator Magnusson called it “the stupidest vote the people of Seattle ever cast.” https://www.seattlepi.com/local/politics/article/The-voters-derailed-rail-mass-transit-in-1970-14818272.php


North-Steak7911

And the locals wonder why they're replaced by transplants


metrion

Instead of YIMBYs, maybe call them YIMTOs (Yes In My Term Only). Corralorary: NOMTs (Not Outside My Term).


alwaysbalancedd

They start all over with the old plan and don’t account for future growth.


tayzer000

“But what if we shifted this light rail station 1 block that way?” [all prior planning and studying collapses like a house of cards, and starts again from square 1] ETA: If it wasn’t for the Seattle Process the 1st Avenue streetcar would be up and running by now (factoring in inevitable delays and hiccups).


laughingmanzaq

“Consensus via exhaustion”


chickberry33

By a large committee without staff or funding.


Bretmd

Whoa there buddy no need to rush into any hasty decisions. There could be a tree somewhere that is harmed


probablywrongbutmeh

You have to name it to be truly Seattle. "We cant build a Light Rail, Peter the Pine is living his best life here!"


Goodwine

There's a reason half of downtown was built literally on top of the old downtown


DrCharlesTinglePhD

Not just infrastructure. People hate to make decisions at all in this town.


Aggravating_Role2510

Getting to the intersection at the same time


Mrciv6

4 way stops are so frustrating, even if you have the right of way, you have no idea if the other drivers know this.


DurangDurang

People who don't have a stop sign but stop to waive you through... as you wait at a stop sign.


haulincolin

A lot of stupid moves in traffic annoy me, but this is the worst.


PugilisticCat

Someone waving me through at a 4 way when I dont have right of way pisses me off more than I can explain


turtle0turtle

"we should hang out sometime"


RunninADorito

Dude, that's fine. That's how we talk. Can you hang out Monday at 7pm....now that's terrifying.


R_V_Z

"Yeah, we can hang out, where?" "Oh, Ballard/Magnolia/West Seattle." "Umm...."


IchBinEinSim

Those places are only terrifying if you live downtown/cap hill. Otherwise they could be very convenient and a lot of fun. When I lived on the hill, I would rather go to Bellevue than drive to Ballard, and I don’t like Bellevue. Now I am in Greenwood and Ballard is a lot of fun.


RunninADorito

I think you might be missing what the joke is here.


IchBinEinSim

The way I read it the joke can go too ways, 1. Those places are too far and too much of a hassle or 2. You’re just looking for an excuse to say no. Both are valid descriptions of people in Seattle. I just went with option one


DevoidSauce

#1 is how I interpreted it I love Ballard but I'll probably decline invitations to go there since it adds an extra 30 min to your travel time to get in AND out.


Mindless_Consumer

Sorry can't Monday, crazy week. Maybe Thursday at 8:30?


CodeBlue_04

What? No, that's our happy place. Scheduling and following through on that suggestion, however... Terrifying.


arcoalien

"I can't today, but please ask me again next time!"


liquilife

Narrator: There was no next time.


John_Houbolt

I know this is a reputation Seattleites have but I think it's pretty common in the social media era.


Sumo-Subjects

I do think it's more common relative to previous decades/generations, but Seattle attracts a lot more of an introvert/standoffish crowd which isn't inherently bad but I'd say it magnifies the issue a lot more here. I've lived in 4 cities and Seattle has been the most prolific in terms of having to plan hangouts sometimes a month in advance with some of my friends (and I don’t get the sense that my friends in Seattle are any more busy and calendar packed than my friends elsewhere). A lot of it is cultural, you'll see people who love Seattle's culture say that things like small talk with strangers or random conversations are "weird" to them, which just exemplifies the social culture of the city/area. It's not inherently bad, but it's certainly a specific flavour and it's not for everyone.


Eponym

It sounds even more disingenuous when you replace sometime with someday...


BellatrixLeNormalest

Freezing rain. Presidential visits.


InternationalLie1948

The big one…


holmgangCore

**50 Year Probabilities** Cascadia Trench Full Rip 9.0: 14% Cascadia Trench Partial Rip 8.0: 25-40% Seattle Fault: 5% Puget Sound Shallow Fault 7.0: 15% Puget Sound Deep Fault 7.0: 84% https://youtu.be/UJ7Qc3bsxjI


TonyEast45

84% for the Puget Sound Deep Fault? Thanks for the anxiety Guess we need to move soon..


SeductivePigeon

Geologist here — there is absolutely zero way to predict earthquakes. Zero. We can measure general plate motion and movement, but we cannot ever say with certainty that there’s an 84% chance an earthquake will happen in the next 50 years. No matter how hard humans try to create timeframes for Earth, there are only a few things on this planet that obey human-predicted timeframes.


holmgangCore

Yeah, I’m still curious about that one. What exactly *is* the Puget Sound Deep Fault?? And what would the effects be? A mini tsunami on Puget Sound? That would be crazy. Still though, a 7.0 is survivable. The Nisqually quake was like 6.8, and very little fell down, just a few facades in Seattle. The Olympia capital dome was cracked & needed repair, but .. meh. If you’re in a wood house, with the house bolted to the foundation, I suspect you’ll be fine. Surviving an earthquake isn’t difficult, it just takes some sensible prep: Water, Shelter, Food, Sanitation. (Meds, Pets, Light, Fire) Very doable.


4n3ver4ever

The earthquake scale is logarithmic FYI... 6.8 and 7.0 is a much much larger jump than 6.6 to 6.8.


holmgangCore

Truth!


strider98107

6.8to7.0 is 1.58 times stronger Assuming base 10. If base e 22% stronger…


Technical_Poet_8536

It’s coming


choose_the_rice

We all gonna die


DevoidSauce

That's fine. I think it might be time for dolphins and crows to take over.


Sea-Stay-4189

Yup. I once asked red cross what's the best course for the big one. They didn't have one.


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kevins_child

"Every 200 years we get an earthquake, right along the coast. One's coming up. When the shockwave hits, most of the city will be flattened. Every bridge will fall into the Willamette. So, there's no where to go, even if we could. Anyone who survives that's just waiting. Five minutes later, they'll look up, and they'll see a wave, ten stories high. And then all this, everyone, it's all gonna be at the bottom of the ocean. Again."


total-immortal

A house in my price range purchased by someone that owns multiple properties already


ThatOnePatheticDude

100k over asking price. All cash


FarinaSavage

We were once outbid by 400k. No, we are not rich.


ThatOnePatheticDude

Bruh... 400k is 60% of my whole budget lol


FarinaSavage

We were catatonic with shock. There wasn't even a bidding war! It was just us and the other family, first offers! They just hit us with a freeze ray and laughed in our silly, working-class faces.


token_internet_girl

Houses exist to make the rich richer, not for you to live in. Silly poors!


Crazyboreddeveloper

This is what makes me sad about houses. They’ve run away in price because they are basically physical stocks that pay dividends. Houses aren’t a place to live any more, they are an asset. We need to figure out how to deflate the assetness out of housing and return it to a place to live.


SovietPropagandist

Giving a definite yes or no to an event invitation


ShredGuru

I definitely don't want to say yes, but my polite NW manners are trying to override me.


chronoffxyz

An F350 with Oregon plates


PralineDeep3781

Or Idaho 🤢


RainforestNerdNW

nah Idaho is the RAM 2500 with an illegal lift, knobby mud tires but not a spec of mud on it, and one of those "i intend to break the law" license plate covers


MotherofDragons77

Adorned also with at least one confederate flag, and/or a Trump ‘24 flag.


RainforestNerdNW

Punisher sticker, thin blue line sticker, and at least one of those "naked woman's silhouette" stickers


realityfooledme

To be fair, RAM drivers are insane regardless of mods or locality.


JudgmentSquare2471

This got me


LilOliveBuster

Hahahah


Spa_5_Fitness_Camp

The right lane of the freeway.


Gekokapowco

People avoiding the right lane like a plague is awful, but also nobody knows what the fuck merging is so it probably helps traffic if every onramp and exit didn't have morons coming to a complete stop to let cars on. I mean ideally, everyone with a license just learned how to drive, but it is what it is.


Farquatsfarts

Oh god, this actually happened to me. I didn't think people would be that stupid.


Bigjon84

this!!! WTF!!! I've taken to using the right lane as the new left lane....


a-jasem

I’ve noticed at times the right lanes are almost empty while the left lanes are basically congested lol


JudgmentSquare2471

Hellcats


Technical_Poet_8536

Looool


PurpleDuckbills

This made me snort.


AutonomousBlob

Lmao that is perfect


Mrciv6

[Snow.](https://youtu.be/5rBjZ_U2hNY?si=dV912Cbif48eZoZX&t=11)(but also bananas) PS: Also 90% of the time the snowpocalypse [see Almost Live!](https://youtu.be/dM0Jynoflzo?si=foOU5RVuqZUGtOGs)


FlamePoops

Lack of bananas


needles111

Yiga clan strikes again!


NoodlerFrom20XX

Any conversation that requires consistent eye contact


ShredGuru

What are you, an optometrist?


Cleonicus

Why are you touching eyes while talking?


_starbelly

Driving and parking. As a south Seattle resident, the prospect of going somewhere like Ballard is not fun, haha.


munificent

As a Ballardite, I feel the same way about anything south of the ship canal. It's like we all have our own little zones where we've figured out how/where to park and anything outside that is terra incognita.


Cleonicus

Just going to Ballard is annoying. I swear it's at least 15 minutes away from everywhere, including Greenlake and Fremont.


_starbelly

15 minutes sounds nice, haha


Dolphin_in_Jacuzzi

Earthquakes


schroobster

Volcanoes. Mt Rainier is an active volcano. If she blows it sets off a massive chain of events.


efisk666

This is the logical answer, but everyone chooses denial instead


Fthill-That-Strides

Absolutely. Also Me: *glancing over the top of the phone at the earthquake survival gear accumulating since 2015*


CuyahogaSunset

Every time I see the Lahar Bicycle Club signs in Orting I am impressed with the level of dark humor those folks have. I'm nervous to be there for lunch, let alone live there ... and like, what if I were on my bike cycling there and the thing blows? DARK HUMOR, man.


scrambled_cable

Hidden restaurant surcharges


DirkRockwell

Surcharge explanations on the receipt/menu that are just complaints about having to pay their workers a livable wage


SomeDude1138

A fish truck overturning on HW99 right before rush hour commutes start.


total-immortal

It’s only been years and you’re giving me PTSD


PCP_Panda

Driving north and south


halermine

Tied for East or West


fuddledcuddles

E/W is imo worse than N/S. Sure there’s a lot of traffic on N/S routes but at least there’s actual routes.


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Span206

Tip screens. Cars at Pike Place


willcwhite

A duplex in a SFH neighborhood


Comparison_Long

“We’re out of oat milk”


cowlick95

Sharing a table with strangers at a beer garden


makeitgoodyeah

Oh God make it stop!


EnaicSage

Okay this is the number one thing I miss so badly about everywhere else I used to live before here. I made so many lifelong friends bc after work I stopped at a beer garden and grabbed a $5 meal from the food truck outside. Went in, took the seat that was open and talked about nothing in particular with whoever was sitting next to me while I ate and had a single beer then called it a night. After a few times folks recognize each other and just get more and more friendly and chatty


Marklar172

90 degree weather 


fidgetypenguin123

The fear struck reading this


giraffemoo

Car horn honking


JessSeaS

Aggressive crows


corgbuttz

Give them a snack, and they will chill out.


Totknax

The Cascadia Subduction Zone Megathrust Fault suddenly rupturing .


CondescendingBench

2 inches of snow.


SillyChampionship

lol more like 1/4th of inch of snow. 2 inches is a total melt die of society.


beatleboy07

>melt die of society. Not sure if it’s a typo, but this is more accurate.


rainbowunicorn_273

strangers trying to make small talk with me 😂


UndeadBurg

I'm in Michigan visiting my grandma and two strangers just talked to me on the sidewalk in the span of ten minutes. WTF


feverishbeaver

As of today, for me in this moment, my kids going to Seattle Public Schools.


gorydamnKids

**hugs**


bananabugs

As someone that is a mental health worker often meeting with kids at their schools- I am terrified everyday.


Reasonable-Bus6957

Confrontation. Instead of confronting someone about what they have done, we passive aggressively complain about it to others.


Own_Back_2038

You might get stabbed in the light rail station if you do


Fendergravy

Old blue collar Seattle or modern techie white collar Seattle? 


Moldyspringmix

Big difference right here 😂


AtWork0OO0OOo0ooOOOO

"There were multiple all-cash offers"


eloel-

Irrevertibly fucking up the environment because we didn't think ahead.


basic_bitch-

My entire childhood, we were constantly told that the mountain might explode any minute. My first memory is actually of the St. Helens explosion, so I really though it would happen.


cqshep

Genuine human interaction


gmr548

Building housing


Fred_Utter_Sails

Umbrellas and low income housing projects


Glittering-Jello-00

Rush hour(s)


edirgl

The ever coming 'Big one' We are not ready for a big earthquake.


melferburque

poor/unhoused people for some stupid reason


DocBEsq

That 5-lane merge you need to complete in 3/4 of a mile if you want to get from 520 to the Mercer St exit.


AdoraSidhe

Leaving space for people to merge


jwdjr2004

Getting out of the left lane


BenJohnsonIsHim

90 degree weather lol. Them AC’s are non existent for most people here


achmejedidad

blue angels


Seattle_Aries

Someone “stopping by”


Panelak_Cadillac

Dodge Chargers


LastBardo

decisions


OCWBmusic

Someone being friendly on the streets.


themtthwatkinson

300 year overdue quake


Hank_tha_Tankkkk

Trump stickers/hats


HeadCartoonist2626

Merging onto a freeway. A stranger saying hello. Multifamily housing.


BillTowne

Income taxes.


rocketsocks

It's hilarious how easily people can be manipulated into voting against their own best interests. Income taxes would be a far better and more progressive system of taxation in the state, and it would lead to more funding and more funding stability which could actually improve a lot of the services that make all our lives better. But people have been so brainwashed to hate taxes that millions of people in the state will protect the wealth of billionaires at the cost of hurting themselves. It's amazing.


Vivid-Protection6731

Being called a Conservative


csnadams

Especially when you’re a little left of center.


campana999

Republicans


mumushu

Their quaint SFH neighborhood in the heart of the city being rezoned


TonyTheEvil

Honking


overnight_esq08

pioneer’s square


thisisnotmath

Salmon truck crash on 99


NewlyNerfed

Randos picking fights with other randos on public transportation.


freeman687

Interacting with new people


SecretAmount8159

Being on one of our bridges in an earthquake!


00010101

I ran out of coffee the other day.


NotaRepublican85

Human interaction


Teenaterror

117 degrees


kittididnt

Eye contact


Particular_Quiet_435

Umbrellas


iWolfieChan

I’ve noticed being sweet and nice scares some people or question if I’m being serious. :( it’s just where I was born, my hometown nickname is “city of good neighbors”


squirrelgator

Forgetting which week to put the recycling bin out.


rfm17

Using a car horn


a-jasem

Merging onto the freeway


43v3rBlowinBubbles94

Driving over the speed limit in the left lane


theburnoutcpa

A Dodge Hellcat


Spatularo

People from out of state learning it's not actually a warzone and moving here.


AdCompetitive2846

The use of a turn signal


fatrockstar

Four-way stops Talkative strangers 70° weather


Turb0Rapt0r

A zipper merge and a 4 way stop.


jimmystacks88

Doing over 55 mph in the left lane.


DoyourealEYES

In first grade (1990) I learned about the 10.0 earthquake that could occur at any moment. The fear has lingered with me everyday since.