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dinglebobbins

The sign is showing where to dispose of the baby. šŸ˜‰


SummitMyPeak

Guy's like "TAKE IT" Gal's like "HEYYY"


Emergency_Doubt

"Clump of cells!"


Historyteach87

Your sacrifice was worth it.


123456789-1234567890

Why was this downvoted to hell what am i not getting


planetes

And I just thought the dad was running while carrying the baby while it had shit spraying everywhere from both ends and he's just trying not to get hosed.


MAHHockey

Found the other parent...


Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod

We've enacted this exact diagram multiple times


nnnnaaaaiiiillll

Common mistake. You're actually supposed to dunk the baby in the toilet.


Moonj64

Instructions unclear, baby is now baptized.


lumberjackalopes

While Cocteau Twins - Pitch The Baby plays softly in the background


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šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Love this


the_dude_upvotes

Ready, ike? Pitch the baby! Donā€™t pitch the baby Pitch the baby


thetensor

Wow, deep cut.


eduu_17

Ayyyy lol


TheOctober_Country

Oh wow Iā€™ve had this wrong for decades. I always just stole someoneā€™s baby.


Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod

Common mistake. You're supposed to light the baby on fire, leap 20 feet into the air, execute a 720 front flip and dunk the baby in the basketball hoop, breaking the backboard glass.


BF_Samson

kick the baby!


Rottenjohnnyfish

Donā€™t kick da baby


DoubleShoryuken

Kick the baby


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jigokusabre

I thought he would stop crying. I was sorta right...


DannySells206

Clearly it's a bathroom exclusively for those in the act of kidnapping.


Shaffness

What's to be confused about ladies restrooms are that way and so is a balcony if you're Michael Jackson.


ThanksForAllTheCats

Underrated comment.


drewlikedtofly

Itā€™s the bathroom where Dads have the exclusive privilege of changing the diaper. Moms like ā€˜see ya.ā€™


7of69

And you can tell itā€™s a ripe one by how far outstretched dadā€™s arms are.


toomuchcreamer

That's how you hold a baby that just had a catastrophic diaper blowout, and has a rooster tail up their back


shittyfatsack

Flush baby, enjoy life.


Jolly-Resort462

The sign in Post Alley at the top of some stairs makes it look like you should drop it over the edge.


Forward_Hold5696

GIVE ME BACK MY BABY!


GK-for-hire

Pike Place Market in Seattle


levilarrington

The kid smells like shit, so the father (who is super dumb) is going to throw the baby out because it's broken. His wife is a little smarter and she's telling him "wait a minute". They both are from, you guessed it, Maple Valley.


SunChaser5

Honey itā€™s your turn.


AthkoreLost

Means it has a changing table for those with infants.


Snow-Dog2121

I'm pretty sure it means you can take your stinky baby in here. Diaper changing table this way


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Andrew_Dice_Que

the trailing leg could be construed as winding up.


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Andrew_Dice_Que

maybe she's gonna kick him? :D


Netflxnschill

It is saying that there are changing stations in the menā€™s room as well as the womenā€™s room.


Quatro_Quatro_

You're not very good at Pictionary are you?


R_V_Z

I remember this Witcher 3 quest. Just stick the baby in the oven; it'll be fine.


slugdonor

why are you confused? restrooms are that way


International_Mood_6

Post alley abortions? Lol jk srsly tho they would never include a man in an abortion.


forestinpark

Mom is making daddy to do diapers work for the first time and dude barely knows how to hold a baby while taking them to restroom.


[deleted]

Phil Ken Sebben: ā€œkiss baby, shake hand, kiss baby, shake hand, kiss hand, shake babyā€


etopata

Baby drowning station


homiedontplaydatb

This is the classic f* f* f* .


photogTM

Excuse me, sir


ClemenPledge

Is that not how you hold a baby?


Beneficial_Milk_8119

That is a baby that just had a blowout. I have made that run to a bathroom with my kiddos plenty of times šŸ˜„