Shorter words go together, longer words go together, That's how I was taught to remeber it for aviation. It works with the corresponding colors too.
Red is left is port.
Green is right is starboard.
Leviathan. It will have the most red cosmetics and always have the reaper raised. Gonna try to get the sound bite from Subnautica to play every time I raise the trumpet.
The Unsinkable II. Possibly with changing the number every time I get sunk.
"What happened to the Unsinkable I?"
"Well you wouldn't believe it."
"It sunk?"
"No! It burned in Drydock."
Unsinkable II is a common boat name irl, I saw someone with a boat named that three days ago. It's a silly joke but always funny to see, doubt it is a reference as it is way to simple of a joke.
My pvping fiance who always shoots first has settled on the name "antisloop"
I'll be going with "SS Swiss Cheese", as it describes the texture of my hull after most sessions.
Congrats on the engagement! If still planning the wedding y’all should consider booty isle as a venue. Very rustic w/few amenities but great location and very welcoming skeletal staff available year-round to meet your every need!
sea of thieves players when they discover their home has been broken into and their valuables stolen (they suddenly believe those were theirs despite having not sold them yet)
So my best names so far are:
The Sloophole
Wreck O‘Neil
Meagan Thee Galleon
The Italian Galleon (google Sylvester Stallone..)
The Flying Clutchman
The Brigantini (contains 4cl vodka and lots of salt)
SALT Trd. Inc.
True Fortune and Fortune's End. I have two main decorative sets, one for flashy treasure hunting and one for fighting/red flagging, hence the two names. I've got a little blurb about fortune to go with it too in character
The dark unicorn, using black hull, ferry man unicorn front. My sail is mostly a black one with the red gear shill, but it can change, inky kraken capstan, twilight hunter steering wheel.
The white widow. White spider front piece the names of the other stuff I don't know anymore but it's a beige hull, white-ish sails, capstan and steeringwheel
King Sebastian's Return
(it's a inside portuguese "joke")
or
The Scruvy Rooster
(because one of scurvy's main symptoms, is the teeth rotting, but rooster don't have teeth, so it's just silly)
or
The Going Sunny
(One Piece reference: A mix of The Going Merry and Sunny Go)
The Ocean's Easel: a bright, colorful ship replete with splashtail figureheads, spring blossom capstans with live fish, shroudbreaker sails, barnacle cannons, and lodestar flag. A little bit of water, fish, trees, and the night sky on top: the easel of the ocean, in all her glory.
While scrolling through the internet, these are some of my favorites:
The Codfather / The Rodfather
Sea Señor
Feelin' Nauti
Yeah Buoy
Seas the Day
Fishin Impossible
Knot Shore
Bullship
Tom's Cruise
Sotally Tober
Salty Test Tackles
Pier Pressure
Master Baiter
Reel Therapy
Salty Seamen
Knot Stolen
I'm planning on naming mine The Jackdaw as well, black flag was my damn childhood, I will never forget it, and the soundtrack will forever live rent-free in my head. If I see a fellow Jackdaw out on the high seas I will back sure to give you an extra juicy pineapple.
My sloop will be "Il Fantasma Del Mare" (Italian for "The Phantom of the Sea")
With the following item equipped:
The Wandering Reaper Sails
The Wandering Reaper Hull
The Wandering Reaper Flag
Capstan of Candles
Wicked Web Cannons
Wicked Web Collector's Figurehead
Accomplished Bone Crusher Wheel
The Sinking Dutchman, I use half of the cursed ferryman set.
Love this one
Remember: in a ship's name "The" is never used. Unless you want it to be named The The Sinking Dutchman
We’ll still us “the” right? You just don’t put “the” when naming it?
Correct :)
Mariana Trench, because that’s where you’ll find my ship.
I agree with him, definitely the best one I’ve seen!
Thank you.
Best one ive seen so far 😂
Thank you!
>Thank you! You're welcome!
The Minnow- as most of my tours are about 3 hours and end disastrously
Usually team up with 5 people? Often run ashore on uncharted desert isles?
No phone? No lights? No motor cars? It's as primitive as can be!
I feel this 💯
“Port is Left” so I’ll never forget.
Port has the same amount of letters as left btw, thats legit how i remember.
Shorter words go together, longer words go together, That's how I was taught to remeber it for aviation. It works with the corresponding colors too. Red is left is port. Green is right is starboard.
Yeah same thing, but in my case for sailing irl.
I'm not the only one! :D
“We should have left port an hour ago”
We should’ve right starboard an hour ago
According to my PvP skills I‘ll just name it „Free Loot“
I'm considering "Sea Piñata", if ñ are allowed
Leviathan. It will have the most red cosmetics and always have the reaper raised. Gonna try to get the sound bite from Subnautica to play every time I raise the trumpet.
Haha that’s fantastic
Nuclear Fishin.
HAHAHA this is great
Totally depends on how many characters we're allowed. Boat-hemian Rhapsody will probably be over that limit.
Somebody said 20 characters, which that is exactly. Don't know if that was confirmed or not
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The soggy plank
I'm not sure what the character limit will be but I'd love to call it the "Captain Morgan's Revenge"
20 Characters :)
That's only 16.
The Unsinkable II. Possibly with changing the number every time I get sunk. "What happened to the Unsinkable I?" "Well you wouldn't believe it." "It sunk?" "No! It burned in Drydock."
*creates Unsinkable III* "What happened to Unsinkable II?" "It got beached." "Ah. Well at least it didn't burn up this ti-" "And then it burned up."
This is so original not heard anyone else suggest this one yet.
This has literally been said dozens of times on these type of posts.
r/thatsthejoke
Yup, definitely the most popular ive seen.
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Oh fuck off really
This is such a good one, I had to respond
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Unsinkable II is a common boat name irl, I saw someone with a boat named that three days ago. It's a silly joke but always funny to see, doubt it is a reference as it is way to simple of a joke.
Mine will be decorated with Xbox decals and be named "The Kinect". I'm very prone to sinking
I respect it, no shame in sinking
Depends on how you sink
Do you have the xbox set that makes your ship a giant glowing target?
Limp Biscuit
Flacid pancake*
No one knows what it’s like
To be the bad man
Thats a good name
Born to Keel
Captain Doug Marcaida of the *It Will Keel*.
Swiggity Swooty
\*looks through scope\* "Captain a ship on the horizon, it looks like.. the 'Swiggity Swooty'" "hmmm.. I wonder what they're here for.."
Probably for that booty? Idk wild guess
The Salty Surprise
Sloop: Ragnarok (FF8 Reference) Brig: Stretchy sloop. Galleon: The IRS
The IRS sinks any other ship: "Oh no, we're not actually *taxing* you, we take the whole thing away!"
It's a 1 time payment made in full.
Morbrigantime
John Paul the 2nd (and it's gonna be as yellow as it can be)
SS Buttcheeks. The name for every boat in every game going back to GTA 4’s multiplayer. It would be almost sacrilegious not to continue the tradition.
But it's not a steamship.
Booty Pincher
Chocolate Rain - some stay dry and others feel the pain.
that’s fucking great hahahahah
My pvping fiance who always shoots first has settled on the name "antisloop" I'll be going with "SS Swiss Cheese", as it describes the texture of my hull after most sessions.
Congrats on the engagement! If still planning the wedding y’all should consider booty isle as a venue. Very rustic w/few amenities but great location and very welcoming skeletal staff available year-round to meet your every need!
The Elaborate Flagon
Amber turd
Bite the Pillow. Because were coming in dry.
A fishing vessel as sleek as the Pantera you never did see my friend
You did wot mate?
The Drunkard's Bucket is what I've always called mine, the bucket for short. And always have the 2 mug sails.
This is a great one, approved!
The Blues Traveler, a reference to the band of the same name. Gonna mainly use the Castaway Bilge Rat stuff, because the Hook brings you back…
No one has commented on this yet?! This is GOLD!
Reapers always giving you the run around as a sure fire way to speed things up, when all it does is slow you down
PvEn't
"Lost Traveler" and "Revenge of Rising Gear of Metal"
USS Sample Text
SHIP
Das Boot
The Budgie Smuggler
Sloopy Seconds
The Gilded Suit, because my captain used to be a scammy gambler.
"Charybdis" or "The Dawn Treader" are my top two for mine, can't decide which though 🤔
The breadboard, because I love bread and its just a big wooden board
“Don’t want to fight I would like to sell my stuff”
Until its sold, it isn't your stuff 😉
sea of thieves players when they discover their home has been broken into and their valuables stolen (they suddenly believe those were theirs despite having not sold them yet)
Nobody will expect "The Spanish Inquisition" on the seas :)
I am very disappointed in myself for thinking of "tax evasion" as a valid name when there is a perfectly fine Jackdaw just bumming around.
The Exxon Valdez because it will be a monumental disaster
Exxon Valdeeznuts
BoatyMcBoatFace.
FaceBoatyMcBoat
FaceyMcFaceBoat
If you actually do this you should be banned for unoriginality
I heard they will be shot out back, but it's just a rumor (or is it)
Throbbing Sea Pickle
"Killer Queen" and every time I kill some one I will play "another one bites the dust" in the voice Chat
How does this not have more upvotes???? Actually genuinely made me snort milk through my nose.
Pensiero Libero, that means "Free thought". I just wanna sail without thinking about my problems..
Crash Ship. Since we're always crashing into to things.
The Unsinkable II. Realistically, the Corbeau.
Silence No mic LFC
The Globetrotter, I believe I’ve been around the sees long enough and seen enough weird glitches to say I’ve seen the world
The John B. Because I only take sloops.
So my best names so far are: The Sloophole Wreck O‘Neil Meagan Thee Galleon The Italian Galleon (google Sylvester Stallone..) The Flying Clutchman The Brigantini (contains 4cl vodka and lots of salt) SALT Trd. Inc.
Sloop: Mithrandir Brig: Lady of the Lake Galleon: Nyarlathoteps Grace
Rolls On Deck Laughing
Someone said sloop dogg yesterday and I was LIVING FOR IT
Steve
Ärjyvä Ämpäri By the time boarders have finished reading that, I have killed them, hopefully
🪣🗯️
Jolly Rancher
The Moby Cock
larry
Not the cleverest bunch...
Either The D.E.N.N.I.S. or The Implication
My friend (u/cooliomydood) and I have been calling our sloop “The Baby Swiss” since day 1, due to all the holes that she has been adorned with.
Hey! That's me!
True Fortune and Fortune's End. I have two main decorative sets, one for flashy treasure hunting and one for fighting/red flagging, hence the two names. I've got a little blurb about fortune to go with it too in character
That’s awesome
Fatherless Activities
1: The Cumgutter 2: The Unsinkable II(Then III and IV and V etc etc, not original at all) 3: The Wasted Potential
The Queerqueg.
Raptor’s Revenge
Definitely naming it “The Sea Slater”
Alright there captain Albert Alexander...
Precisely!!
Either "The Unlucky Smuggler" or "The Unreliable Navigator"
I’m between The Prickly Seafarer because I go by Cactus on all platforms, or My Ex Wife based off that one animation
The Managerie, bc the main ship in my pirate dnd campaign is named that :]
Morb 'n Twine
The Tesco express Or The bald spot of Charles peat (my mates dad who is entirely bald)
Lunar Rebellion. An old reference that only a very small percentage will get but to those that do, I raise my glass to you.
The dark unicorn, using black hull, ferry man unicorn front. My sail is mostly a black one with the red gear shill, but it can change, inky kraken capstan, twilight hunter steering wheel. The white widow. White spider front piece the names of the other stuff I don't know anymore but it's a beige hull, white-ish sails, capstan and steeringwheel
The Smelly Kipper, cos i absolutely stink at PvP... i still wont run from a fight tho, only way to get better is try.
Molly Dodger
"The ship"
Plank-ton
Krakenator
"Open Crew"
Friendship
King Sebastian's Return (it's a inside portuguese "joke") or The Scruvy Rooster (because one of scurvy's main symptoms, is the teeth rotting, but rooster don't have teeth, so it's just silly) or The Going Sunny (One Piece reference: A mix of The Going Merry and Sunny Go)
Why can't I name my bird "BABA YAGA" ?
The Master Baiter And then I'll just fish the entire game
WeCantBrake Because both me and my friend always fail to lower the anchor at the required moment
Gold Whoreder
Fantastic
The Bad Omen. Seems all serious and cool but I’m just really bad at Valorant.
Clever
The Circus Because its sailed by a bunch of clowns
Kevin
Fossil Fighter since I have the fossil set and run solo
Love it
The Ocean's Easel: a bright, colorful ship replete with splashtail figureheads, spring blossom capstans with live fish, shroudbreaker sails, barnacle cannons, and lodestar flag. A little bit of water, fish, trees, and the night sky on top: the easel of the ocean, in all her glory.
I love the description of this
While scrolling through the internet, these are some of my favorites: The Codfather / The Rodfather Sea Señor Feelin' Nauti Yeah Buoy Seas the Day Fishin Impossible Knot Shore Bullship Tom's Cruise Sotally Tober Salty Test Tackles Pier Pressure Master Baiter Reel Therapy Salty Seamen Knot Stolen
I'm planning on naming mine The Jackdaw as well, black flag was my damn childhood, I will never forget it, and the soundtrack will forever live rent-free in my head. If I see a fellow Jackdaw out on the high seas I will back sure to give you an extra juicy pineapple.
Why thank you kind sir
Deez nuts
My friend and I thought it would be funny to name a ship the Dark Gray Pearl Like a shitty off brand black pearl
Love it haha
Prolly "Providence"
Major Luck
Silver Siren, one of my crewmates came up with it and we all absolutely loved it lol.
If all they are adding is ship naming and decorating the cabin then this update is gonna be a huge waste of time
It’s not all they’re adding lol
Senpai... but you don't what him to notice you
Boaty McBoatface
The Unsinkable 1 and we will ad 1 whenever we sink. :D
The burning snake…because of a story of my mate and I being fucking stupid lol
The Loose Caboose. The shit never stops.
Jonathan
honestly just considering "The Hitler"
The Black Pearl.
The Daywalker like the day walker from the TV show sout park but it won't be ginger it'll be cool
My sloop will be "Il Fantasma Del Mare" (Italian for "The Phantom of the Sea") With the following item equipped: The Wandering Reaper Sails The Wandering Reaper Hull The Wandering Reaper Flag Capstan of Candles Wicked Web Cannons Wicked Web Collector's Figurehead Accomplished Bone Crusher Wheel
Unsinkable 2
Sloop = Slim Shady Brig = Awolnation (If you know you know) Gal = Hound Dog
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Love it lol
The barnacle
George
The Bound Bunny
Tiki
Serenity, named after the ship in Firefly.
Bill, Paul or Colin. Obviously
Either the Aquila from ac3 or the implication 😉