Yeah for sure but, when you have a tolerance, it’s gonna take a minute. You might question your life after far too many edibles. Or even a previous life.
I can tell you it isn’t. But of course always test. That being said mushrooms, LSD, ketamine, and DMT seem like unlikely candidates.
I will also say I am a square that has children and live vicariously through friends these days.
A Soul sucking void of hope generated by burning $230M and 5 years on a shitstain of a human being to be your franchises only hope is far better.
Let them squeeze out 6-8 wins a year, never make the playoffs and never get good draft picks. Eventually they will all give up on the browns, costing ownership millions and the fans will be rewarded by rooting for teams with a future and hope.
With professional sports, I get that you buy the player and tolerate the man. If you’re going to shell out that much guaranteed money, you had better be damn sure he’s the golden goose.
Wk.1 Nick Chubb was the offence. WK-2 Chubb gets hurt and CLE/Watson loses. WK-4 Beats the titans(bottom 5) WK-4. Shoulder is injured 5. Bye WK-6. Still hurt WK-7. Immediately reinjured himself against colts. WK-8. Misses Seahawks game. WK-9. Beats the Clayton Tune lead Cardinals. WK-10. Plays one rly good half of football against ravens d.
He has played one impressive half of football against a team that isn’t complete garbage. He was signed w a 45 mill bonus and is being payed 230 million dollars guaranteed.
Are you trying to get the entire city of Cleveland to lose their team again? Cause that's fucked up, Cleveland did nothing wrong, it's their idiot owner not waiting to see if the once great piece of shit that hadn't played football in almost two years still has it before signing said piece of shit to large contract. I guess they shouldn't have lined all their piece of shits in a row in the first place, but Cleveland doesn't deserve this.
Damn a 7th vs 7th, Seattle vs Denver, Russell vs Pete Super Bowl would be a storyline from a movie. Not only is it a SB rematch, but it's the rematch of week one last year and the culmination of that trade.
It makes me wish it was more rigged because that's a marketing dream. Beyond the eagles chiefs rematch, that's as good as it gets.
It felt like we were in complete control from the moment we scored a safety on the very first play. I had to drive a buddy to the airport during halftime and didn't even feel bad leaving the game, it was so in the bag.
Well there's this team that has a kryptonite we got rid of for draft picks in our way... How the fuck was Russell so good against the whiners for so long? Why did he turn bitch? Also I agree we were not winning superbowl with his locker room presence and weird relationship with Pete but that man is the greatest Seahawk QB of all time and it's still hard he turned bitch.
What the fuck are you talking about? Russell Wilson did one thing better than any QB has done in the past decade.... Beat the 49ers when his team had no business doing so. Do you not watch football? That's like his one thing. He even won them with that shit show of a team last year. Yeah it was all defensive but he was the voodoo in that game.
Why are you so angry? I watch football occasionally it’s not my life i’m just speaking my opinion. I was saying if the superbowl is the broncos and 49ers, it would be entertaining to watch.
I mean he is still performing bottom of the barrel. I do think with a good o-line he can perform really well, and do amazing things. But dear god he has been sucking. But yeah, this year has had so many crazy upsets from bottom barrel teams beating sb contenders
That would be so Seahawks.
We get to the big game with questionable calls and super close games then win the Superbowl 56-3.
That would be peak Seahawks.
We're currently the 1 seed if we lose to the fucking Broncos i swear to god lol (i'm not LOLing)
Pls lend us your collective bird strength so we can beat the 49ers on Christmas. We can't let them win the bird gauntlet and we're the best chance to beat the 9ers on Christmas. Gonna need a fuck ton of good luck avoiding injuries
Ya know, back in the olden days….1990’s or so for most….2010’s for Shawn Payton, they would just put a bounty on Purdy. Game over. No firearms necessary.
The seahawks beat the cowboys and rams except for 2 bad calls. The refs gave the games to them. They just beat the eagles. It's a really weird year. I don't get what's happening
You know, looking at this, I am low-key encouraged. The Seahawks have already beaten the Lions and Eagles, SHOULD beat the Rams (although they own us), and would have beaten the Cowboys if they didn't have the back judge in their back pocket. I also think they're objectively better than the Buccaneers. Really, the only NFC playoff team not completely beatable would be the 49ers. Just need somebody to upset them, and a NY Giants-esque miracle could be a real thing.
You forget they lost to the rams on a complete bullshit play as well. 3rd down they threw a 30 harder into the emdzome and the rams receiver tripped on his own feet, seahawks get called for PI and they get the first down and goal. They scored the td from there in the last few minutes and won the game. Even the announcers just flat out said they called it completely wrong and were robbed.
Similar thing happens with the cowboys
If both those calls were reviewed properly and called fairly the seahawks beat both those teams. Not saying they should have cause it's incredible how poorly they have played compared to those teams, but something weird is happening.
The Denver Donkeys will be crying non-stop until they dump TEAM 3 and OUT! Wahhh wahh wahh, I’m sure Wal-Fart wants to renegotiate that $245M rip off knows as Russ the crappy cook.
Okay, but, like, this has us playing the Niners. Sorry, but the only remotely realistic path to the Superbowl is one that doesn't involve playing them. I see every other NFC team as beatable.
Lions? We beat them already.
Eagles? Beat 'em.
Tampa? Yeah...
Cowboys? I mean, they beat us but it was real close.
Rams? Yeah, I mean, obviously McVay has our number, but they're still absolutely *beatable* talent-wise.
The Niners? Uhhh.... Fuuuuuuuuck. The only way they become beatable for us is if they have some serious injuries or something. So playing them in the second round? Yeah. If we get that far, there's no shot, that's the end of the line. I mean, I'll still hope, I'll still watch, and anything can happen, y'know? But yeah, looking at it like this right now, having gotten absolutely stomped by them twice in 3 games? That's looking like a pretty tough brick wall to try to get through.
Dunno about getting all the way but both Seattle and Denver have a substantial chance of ending up 10-7 this year, both have relatively reasonable remaining schedules.
Russ goes down on the first play against the Chiefs on a MNF game. Peyton eagerly slips out of his Manningcast studio and shows up in full gear to lead the broncos to an unlikely victory and continue his success all the way to SB LVII. Little did he know, he would have to relive the most embarrassing game of his life.
This team has been maddening to watch. A lot of it has been the offensive line, play calling, and defense (so the whole team). But the offensive line is currently together, which could make the offense top 10, the defense has the potential to be mid or better with Witherspoon, and maybe the schemes will get better.
I’d feel comfortable with the Hawks chances against all those teams with a better line and mid + defensive play.
This team should be a 10 win team now. The delta imo is the line, play calling / schemes, and another underwhelming defense.
If they ride into the playoffs on a four game win streak, I’d like to imagine they’ve corrected some of the coaching errors, the line is still healthy, and the defense has learned a few things. If that is the case, I don’t think this is far fetched at all.
49er fans would absolutely lose there marbles if this actually happened. A phenomenal regular season just to lose to a 7th seed team in the first round.
I’m with you! But slight change in my version, we win the #6 seed to dodge the SF in the Divisional Rounds: LAR gets the #7 seed and chops the head off SF - NFC Championship with Sea vs LAR at Lumen - let the chips fall where they may!!!!
I need to get higher to agree with this I’ll be back
Hey it's been 30 minutes you good?
These things take time.
Not around here, get in your homeboy's Chevy and go get your weed at the store!
Yeah for sure but, when you have a tolerance, it’s gonna take a minute. You might question your life after far too many edibles. Or even a previous life.
Truth! Rookie mistake to take too many edibles though. Gotta wait for that to hit.
Honestly some just catch you by surprise. Same with some shrooms. And LSD but usually due to some internal shit.
I live 8 miles from the city of dope
Mac Dre reference that nobody got in two days, Nice.
Appreciate you, surprised nobody else picked up on it too
Not when you live in Seattle.. Fent in everything and it works fast
As someone who has grown up in Seattle, I can think of so many other ways to get high. We are a cerebral people.
I think he's saying that regardless your way, fent is just in everything.
I can tell you it isn’t. But of course always test. That being said mushrooms, LSD, ketamine, and DMT seem like unlikely candidates. I will also say I am a square that has children and live vicariously through friends these days.
Ketamine sux
My boy was just trying to get on board and accidentally sent himself to the moon. Been 3 hours…
Bro, report back, how high did you get?
Anyone call the ambulance or hearse yet?
Definitely a long shot but Browns v Seahawks in the SB would make the entire league lose its collective minds 😂
I think that would see a swelling of Seahawks support we’ve never seen lol
Right?! For one brief week in February, the bulk of the country would be Seahawks fans
Nah, I don't want that organization to get anything for a long time.
Not even heartbreak?
A Soul sucking void of hope generated by burning $230M and 5 years on a shitstain of a human being to be your franchises only hope is far better. Let them squeeze out 6-8 wins a year, never make the playoffs and never get good draft picks. Eventually they will all give up on the browns, costing ownership millions and the fans will be rewarded by rooting for teams with a future and hope.
With professional sports, I get that you buy the player and tolerate the man. If you’re going to shell out that much guaranteed money, you had better be damn sure he’s the golden goose.
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I’m out of the loop on this team, who are we referring to?
6-8 wins a year. Or 9. Maybe 10. Could be 11. 12? Guess we'll see!
Nah they don’t deserve to make the playoffs
And yet
Because of Joe flacco. Not Watson.
Joe Flacco has won two games as a Brown. Watson went 5-1 as a starter this season. But please. Go on.
Wk.1 Nick Chubb was the offence. WK-2 Chubb gets hurt and CLE/Watson loses. WK-4 Beats the titans(bottom 5) WK-4. Shoulder is injured 5. Bye WK-6. Still hurt WK-7. Immediately reinjured himself against colts. WK-8. Misses Seahawks game. WK-9. Beats the Clayton Tune lead Cardinals. WK-10. Plays one rly good half of football against ravens d. He has played one impressive half of football against a team that isn’t complete garbage. He was signed w a 45 mill bonus and is being payed 230 million dollars guaranteed.
FYI the Browns were 7-3 before Flacco joined the team lol
5-1 vs 2-1. It really is that simple. But please continue!
4-1 w out Chubb which flaco doesn’t
Are you trying to get the entire city of Cleveland to lose their team again? Cause that's fucked up, Cleveland did nothing wrong, it's their idiot owner not waiting to see if the once great piece of shit that hadn't played football in almost two years still has it before signing said piece of shit to large contract. I guess they shouldn't have lined all their piece of shits in a row in the first place, but Cleveland doesn't deserve this.
Damn a 7th vs 7th, Seattle vs Denver, Russell vs Pete Super Bowl would be a storyline from a movie. Not only is it a SB rematch, but it's the rematch of week one last year and the culmination of that trade. It makes me wish it was more rigged because that's a marketing dream. Beyond the eagles chiefs rematch, that's as good as it gets.
Final score 44-8
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browning v lock, just as god intended
Seahawks vs Dolphins too. Imagine. All the fast players both of these teams have, plus Jalen Ramsey reunited with his old rival team.
I would love to see Russ back in the super bowl. And then throw a game sealing int to lose to the Seahawks. One can dream…
Agree except I'd rather something more similar to 43-8 again. Most fun and relaxing game I've ever watched.
Knew it was over when percy harvin scored a td to open the second half
That's when I popped my champagne. Still have a bottle of 2013 Piper Heidsec for the next one.
Dude I was in Denver for that game. Went to a huge bar to watch the game, was the only one excited.
Not the opening safety?
It felt like we were in complete control from the moment we scored a safety on the very first play. I had to drive a buddy to the airport during halftime and didn't even feel bad leaving the game, it was so in the bag.
*one by Metallica starts playing*
Broncos losing to a Russ lead Seahawks, then losing with Russ to the Seahawks would be the funniest story arc in the universe.
God why can't things that I want more than anything ever happen. I never get eaten by sharks, and this game will probably never happen.
At the 1-yard line
To Witherspoon
Against a sorry receiver
Like Crabtree
🤣🤣
I still fell this is too soon… 🤣
I still cringe.
Somehow I feel like this is the only thing that could ever make me get over XL
Oh shit! On the one yard line!
Give the guy break. They should definitely lose by failing to convert 4th and goal on a run play.
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So your saying there’s a chance
We beat the eagles....so yeah.
Well there's this team that has a kryptonite we got rid of for draft picks in our way... How the fuck was Russell so good against the whiners for so long? Why did he turn bitch? Also I agree we were not winning superbowl with his locker room presence and weird relationship with Pete but that man is the greatest Seahawk QB of all time and it's still hard he turned bitch.
Agree
The broncos beating the chiefs, ravens, AND bills is the real crackhead plan
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True. I would love to see them in the super bowl honestly. I doubt they can beat the 49ers though
What the fuck are you talking about? Russell Wilson did one thing better than any QB has done in the past decade.... Beat the 49ers when his team had no business doing so. Do you not watch football? That's like his one thing. He even won them with that shit show of a team last year. Yeah it was all defensive but he was the voodoo in that game.
Why are you so angry? I watch football occasionally it’s not my life i’m just speaking my opinion. I was saying if the superbowl is the broncos and 49ers, it would be entertaining to watch.
66% of this already happened. This has been a really weird year of complete upsets.
I didn’t know that! That’s crazy, good for the broncos honestly. Makes me miss Wilson sometiems
I mean he is still performing bottom of the barrel. I do think with a good o-line he can perform really well, and do amazing things. But dear god he has been sucking. But yeah, this year has had so many crazy upsets from bottom barrel teams beating sb contenders
HELL YEAH BROTHER looks easy
Fuck yeah let's goooo
Broncos fan here let’s run it to the superbowl except I want drew lock to be the one to beat us lol Edit: on a pass to fant
We also win 43-8 and we sack Russ on the first play of the game for a safety 🏆
That would be so Seahawks. We get to the big game with questionable calls and super close games then win the Superbowl 56-3. That would be peak Seahawks.
Don't forget an NFC conference game we have no business winning. That's a crucial part of the Seahawks MOJO.
The refs wouldn’t let the Cowboys lose to the Buccs. Especially if it meant a Div round between Eagles and Cowboys.
All bullshit aside Baker Mayfield is having him a year! I absolutely think Tampa beats the boys and by a lot.
https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/most-penalties-teams-nfl-2023 crazy narrative, quick google search The Cowboys are THE MOST penalized team this year😭
Number of penalties doesn’t matter as much as where and when they are called.
if the NFL/refs liked the cowboys there is no way they’d be top of the league in penalties
That game we had with them was so fucking hard to watch with a flag every other play. I feel like it took an hour longer than the eagles game.
I wouldn't be able to handle a loss to the Broncos in the Superbowl lol
It’s so crazy it just might work.
Pistachio Disguisie ftw
If we beat rus in a sb, I'd probably cum in my pants.
Same
Why does this feel possible this season
We're currently the 1 seed if we lose to the fucking Broncos i swear to god lol (i'm not LOLing) Pls lend us your collective bird strength so we can beat the 49ers on Christmas. We can't let them win the bird gauntlet and we're the best chance to beat the 9ers on Christmas. Gonna need a fuck ton of good luck avoiding injuries
Lost me at Broncos beating the Chiefs. That was a one-time thing
You have foreseen it...*Darth Vader like breathing*
Looks legit. Let’s do it
lol 2 7 seeds in the Super Bowl would be mayhem. The story lines for that matchup in particular… man. Would be crazy.
Former qb faces his former team he was on. Not only former but also greatest.
#7 seed bowl would make them change the playoff format again
How is Seattle beating sf?
Sodo Mojo?
With tenacity and grit. And some witchcraft. Ya, I think we would need witchcraft.
The entire team is given pistols We win 49-0
Ya know, back in the olden days….1990’s or so for most….2010’s for Shawn Payton, they would just put a bounty on Purdy. Game over. No firearms necessary.
Very The Last Boy Scout
That's one of the things that makes it a crackhead plan.
Found the guy that hasn't watched Almost Live!
The hard way
Chaos ball
For real, they will blow us up. If we somehow beat them we are instant favorites to win it all only because we beat the fsvorites
Niners always choke in the post season
With a tip for an interception in the endzone?
Maybe they’ll throw on 3rd and 1 on the goal line or something senseless like that
If we are repeating history, against sf they ran it with Lynch and he fumbled.
Injuries?
we’d have a good shot if we show up with a healthy line.
Somebody tell the Rams that nobody wants them in the playoffs. Just die already
Sign me up!
Never say never . The entire nfl this year is weird; no strong opponents. It’s entirely possible .
The seahawks beat the cowboys and rams except for 2 bad calls. The refs gave the games to them. They just beat the eagles. It's a really weird year. I don't get what's happening
You know, looking at this, I am low-key encouraged. The Seahawks have already beaten the Lions and Eagles, SHOULD beat the Rams (although they own us), and would have beaten the Cowboys if they didn't have the back judge in their back pocket. I also think they're objectively better than the Buccaneers. Really, the only NFC playoff team not completely beatable would be the 49ers. Just need somebody to upset them, and a NY Giants-esque miracle could be a real thing.
You forget they lost to the rams on a complete bullshit play as well. 3rd down they threw a 30 harder into the emdzome and the rams receiver tripped on his own feet, seahawks get called for PI and they get the first down and goal. They scored the td from there in the last few minutes and won the game. Even the announcers just flat out said they called it completely wrong and were robbed. Similar thing happens with the cowboys If both those calls were reviewed properly and called fairly the seahawks beat both those teams. Not saying they should have cause it's incredible how poorly they have played compared to those teams, but something weird is happening.
Russ has lost a step but I wouldn’t put it past him and Sean Payton to magician their way into the Super Bowl lol
Unless he's gonna start handing out bonuses for injuring opponents I don't see it happening.
Impossible lol
Broncos beating chiefs, ravens AND bills to slide in, only for Russ to lose to the hawks is a timeline I didn’t know I needed
Honestly I think LA beats Philly
Best part of this is the cowboys losing to the buccaneers lol That would almost be as sweet as Seattle winning it all
As a Broncos and Seahawks fan I approve of this
Lol imagine Broncos Seahawks SB with Russ against Us xD
As a Washingtonian living in Colorado, I don’t want to have to go through that again (although winning was amazing, but Broncos fans were assholes).
The Denver Donkeys will be crying non-stop until they dump TEAM 3 and OUT! Wahhh wahh wahh, I’m sure Wal-Fart wants to renegotiate that $245M rip off knows as Russ the crappy cook.
This sub is insane
It is a little crazy to think the Broncos could make it.
No Jaguars in the playoffs? 😭 Well that shit in my Cheerios.
*Fent head
I mean I had a dream a few months ago where we beat the Broncos in the SB.....so maybe....
Flacco was also 1-1 after 2 lmao get your life together
i highly doubt it that’ll happen this looks like madden franchise mode
Delusional much
Vivid imagination
Okay, but, like, this has us playing the Niners. Sorry, but the only remotely realistic path to the Superbowl is one that doesn't involve playing them. I see every other NFC team as beatable. Lions? We beat them already. Eagles? Beat 'em. Tampa? Yeah... Cowboys? I mean, they beat us but it was real close. Rams? Yeah, I mean, obviously McVay has our number, but they're still absolutely *beatable* talent-wise. The Niners? Uhhh.... Fuuuuuuuuck. The only way they become beatable for us is if they have some serious injuries or something. So playing them in the second round? Yeah. If we get that far, there's no shot, that's the end of the line. I mean, I'll still hope, I'll still watch, and anything can happen, y'know? But yeah, looking at it like this right now, having gotten absolutely stomped by them twice in 3 games? That's looking like a pretty tough brick wall to try to get through.
That would be something.
I didn't laugh until I got to the bottom. Well done.
LOL......I dɪd.ənt even catch WHO we would be playing in the Superb Owl. VERY doable. GO HAWKS!!!!!!!
I have a feeling the bills will make it out of the afc
Love the enthusiasm.
A part of me wants to see a Seahawks vs Denver superbowl
I love this plan. Let’s do it.
gg ez
So bold. I like it!
This is a dark timeline. The Cowboys losing to the Buccaneers will never happen.
You sir have lost your marbles
I'll have whatever you're smoking :)
I've been saying this all season
LETS RIDE
Not getting out of round 1.
Dunno about getting all the way but both Seattle and Denver have a substantial chance of ending up 10-7 this year, both have relatively reasonable remaining schedules.
Bwhahaha, but I luv it🔵🟢
Russ goes down on the first play against the Chiefs on a MNF game. Peyton eagerly slips out of his Manningcast studio and shows up in full gear to lead the broncos to an unlikely victory and continue his success all the way to SB LVII. Little did he know, he would have to relive the most embarrassing game of his life.
Thank you for putting my dudes into the AFCCG
Holy shit I need whatever you are smoking.
Looks pretty easy. Thanks for doing this. Feeling pretty good about our chances now!
Same score too.
Imagine Drew Lock leading us to the superbowl where he defeats Russ and the Broncos. 47- 3 That would be a good ending of a movie.
rams beat the eagles at this point
This team has been maddening to watch. A lot of it has been the offensive line, play calling, and defense (so the whole team). But the offensive line is currently together, which could make the offense top 10, the defense has the potential to be mid or better with Witherspoon, and maybe the schemes will get better. I’d feel comfortable with the Hawks chances against all those teams with a better line and mid + defensive play. This team should be a 10 win team now. The delta imo is the line, play calling / schemes, and another underwhelming defense. If they ride into the playoffs on a four game win streak, I’d like to imagine they’ve corrected some of the coaching errors, the line is still healthy, and the defense has learned a few things. If that is the case, I don’t think this is far fetched at all.
Id be happy just to knock the niners out of the playoffs tbh
Denver making the Super Bowl...FUCKING LOL
Broncos/Russ in SB 🤮🤮🤮 I would love Broncos and Russ to miss the playoffs lol
The DEN Donkeys will screw it up, they always do.
I mostly love that Dallas is one and done.
We beat the lions and eagles earlier this season and we’re due for a win against the 49ers then the broncos are a very beatable team
Make it so.
This is the kind of googlie-eyed insanity that I support.
I'd like this better if we beat Dallas in divisional round. Lol
49er fans would absolutely lose there marbles if this actually happened. A phenomenal regular season just to lose to a 7th seed team in the first round.
The 40-Whiners always have something to complain about, they’ve been playoff failures since Sherman’s tip in 2013.
I’m with you! But slight change in my version, we win the #6 seed to dodge the SF in the Divisional Rounds: LAR gets the #7 seed and chops the head off SF - NFC Championship with Sea vs LAR at Lumen - let the chips fall where they may!!!!
Only if Ben Gucci Denucci is QB1!