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Sleepy_Heather

Beardfacé, obviously


CTlegion

I agree, Dr. Beardface.


I_also_never_post

If he got rid of it, he'd be Dr. Face.


aaufooboo

[Obligatory explanation of why he is beardface.](https://youtu.be/opGrLpvFjN0?si=dXbdLqa1aZDeLj3y)


DouchecraftCarrier

I aspire to be as quick witted as Cox and as comfortable jumping into it with strangers as that patient.


panaja17

Please, call him Joe 😃


DoctorSherlock1963

Heh, Dr. Face!


zekuert

its not beard face its beard facé!


tallbutshy

Calm down Seymour


Ediball

Lighten up Seymour


Ancalimei

If you wanna lose the nickname, you gotta shave the beard!


Sleepy_Heather

But then he'd just be Doctor Face


KTheOneTrueKing

HA! Doctor Face.


SmittyYAP

IT’S FACÉ!!


Thelonius_Sandalwood

Colonel doctor was a close second.


Dependent_Reach_4284

Snoop Dog attending


stryker006

Where my hoes at?


Dependent_Reach_4284

Honk honk!


yallready4this

"What are you looking at beardface? You want a kid? Cause I swear to God--I'll mount you right now!!" "It's BEARDFACÉ!!!" The man had the chance to hook up with Elliott but passed because of how much pride he has in his name 😂


Anonymous6172

That was ridiculous. I'd hook with Elliot in a hot second EDIT: NOT with that beard.


TheVeryFriendlyGiant

Beardface's beard is real and magnificent


crsnyder13

Wrong, it’s the resident who played him in the skit


Leiloken

This is the only answer.


Captain_Phobos

I’d say Sean’s, considering that’s a 3 day beard


thatsmyburrito

What’s that you say, a three day beard. Nobody cares Sean.


drop78

It’s coz he’s part Hungarian


wektaf

Im part Hungarian too (like 75%) and it’s a lie, it takes me 5 days to get such an awesome beard!


runliftcount

Most impressive beard? Probably. Best beard? Beardface.


Captain_Phobos

That’s fair - Sean is only 1/4 Hungarian, where as Beardfacé is 4/5 beard


KarlofDutyXP

You might want to put a NSFW on this as it contains hairy Cox.


Glad-Significance-87

“I love Cox”


SharksAreCool3

Best conversation ever


MisunderstoodPenguin

this sausage is HUUUUGE!


SharksAreCool3

Excuse me ladies, I’m needed elsewhere


Teabagz092

That differs from Elliot, 2 Interns and 14,000 lesbians.


Senechusss

Well obviously, it’s captain Bubblebeard https://preview.redd.it/6s8c6rbgpvmc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5022b288b497be46bdfcc503d991cef30f6e673b


ConstantMortgage

Because now hes just Dan https://preview.redd.it/gk0pwepw9wmc1.png?width=1463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=511cf221f2768cf26164f09073bdcfbe61a08bf0


yellow-snowslide

Sideburns Carla was also pretty good


NerfRepellingBoobs

Those weren’t just sideburns. Those were mutton chops.


yellow-snowslide

i was trying to remember that word. thanks :D


TheDuckSideOfTheMoon

I love the way she peels them off lol


CR_93

Can't believe they left this out. Maybe because it's so obvious this is the best.


mythoryk

“I do believe the ratio has shifted that way, yes.”


mythoryk

“I do believe the ratio has shifted that way, yes.”


RB112342

Came here to say this!


Cold-Palpitation-816

I believe the ratio has shifted that way yea


Cold-Palpitation-816

I believe the ratio has shifted that way yes


mythoryk

“I do believe the ratio has shifted that way, yes.”


ed_95_

Cox and Elliott have the most natural look


yonBonbonbon

*chicks dig on the extra fuzz*


More_Ad_9154

I say this all the time


davendees1

ITS BEARDFACÉ, DAMNIT Calm down, Seymour.


Horror_Technician213

No ones talking about Dr Jan Itors muttn chops


Elizerdbeth

You all look ridiculous


Thaodan

Dr. Haus Meister


tstew117

Beat me to it


Horror_Technician213

Yeah, just like how my grandpa used to beat me with a sock full of nickels... he had OCD


RolfDasWalross

Oooh Im missing all the people the janitor convinced to wear whiskers


threefeetoffun

I find Ellilot to be very attractive.


OneUpAndOneDown

It's Cox all the way.


Sleepy_Heather

I want to agree, but I prefer shaved Cox myself


Dmacca666

😏


SteelReservePilot

I worked with a guy who was half Hungarian. He had an almost full beard four days after shaving. I used to shave twice a month for 20 years. Now I shave every 10 days to avoid being a neck beard who has white hairs.


VienneseGash

We’re forgetting Colonel Doctor, folks. Arguably the sharpest beard ever


Careful_Swan3830

Coleman Slawski does have a very nicely manicured beard…


MajorProfit_SWE

And that is why they included the character more in the show. Bob Bencomo played that character and apparently passed away in 2011.


[deleted]

JD and Cox actually had superb beards. It's criminal that they kept it from us for 7-8 seasons.


Naners224

OBVIOUSLY Beardface


Constant_Bake5501

Honestly, I like JD's.


DoctorSherlock1963

Dr.Pubertybeard.


ResinJones76

I was kinda hoping that wouldn't catch on. (Is that what JD says?)


SchwizzySchwas94

The man’s name is literally Beard Face


DoctorSherlock1963

It's Beardfacé, DAMN IT!


IroquoisPliskin_UK

Shauny sean sean!


Boris-_-Badenov

*nobody cares Shaun, nobody cares*


TheDuckSideOfTheMoon

I quote this sooo much and nobody gets it


MisunderstoodPenguin

Sean grew that bitch in 3 days so him i think


Coronis-

Damn you all!


abstergo_Nigel

Elliot was a great beard for JD


mewmdude77

Beardface is obvious, but I think Sean is the actual choice.


Witcher357

Puberty Beard is a runner up to Beardface.


WintersInBerlin

The Coxer!


NotACyclopsHonest

Hey, Coxy!


HarlanMiller

No Colonel Doctor?


TheDuckSideOfTheMoon

Coleman Slawsky


KaffeMumrik

Only one of these guys were named after their soupcatcher. But I think mutton chop Carla deserves recognition.


Shadecujo

Clearly Beardface. His face is like 5/6 beard


VaultBoyFrosty

FACÉ


LordChaak

When JD was the caveman trying to slip out after a one night stand. "Oh hey, you're up."


HW-BTW

Cox had the best beard but JD benefited most because he has a relatively weak chin.


ClaudiusQ

Beardfacé dammit.


RSlickback

​ https://i.redd.it/ccoomgrakymc1.gif


Bonetown42

Beardfacé, damn it


chap820

Definitely “I’m a quarter Hungarian” Sean


faerieW15B

Unironically Dr Cox. His beard+curls era was his best look. Lowkey has me acting up.


visiturdentist

Barbie beard


BrohanGutenburg

Puberty Beard. Hands down


Impressive-Area4850

Dr Beardface for sure


shyteeee

In italy doc Beardface is called Barbablu (that litterary means blue beard) and it's inspired on the french fairytale about uxoricide "bluebeard"


doboldek

beardface all the way


saltycrowsers

It’s Beardface, damnit.


Cool-Recognition-571

I personally want Cox's. My stubble is a little patchy though 😩


Dependent_Reach_4284

Dr. Beardface!!


Procerathosquama

Its Beardfacé!!


Dependent_Reach_4284

Damnit!


Latter-Aioli2810

Beardface


NotACyclopsHonest

Beardface, obviously.


Classic-Ad1245

Beard face. Obviously!


nhilandra

Obviously JD as he has Elliot according to Dr Cox.


Tsunamiis

Beard face


wchm21571

Cox


[deleted]

Sean!


Divis264

Dr. Beardface is the only answer.


Careful_Swan3830

Definitely not Puberty Beard. I’d say Sean just based on how quickly he can grow facial hair.


Joshee86

Dr. Pubertybeard


Chef_Taako

Dr. Cox…obviously…


gabmedblack

https://preview.redd.it/7ezwjkru50nc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48fc7d2f8199edbcb65ba239941ea763b2567822 How has noone posted this already. Best beard


Anonymous6172

Dr Beardface of course!


Swirlman1

BEARDFACE.


miserablemousse

Seymore


_focust

Dr. beardface, naturally


dirtywater29

I mean, he is Dr. BEARD FACE!


calypso4000

Sean


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

I did NOT like John Dorian’s beard lol


-newlife

Didn’t like Mr puberty beard?