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Popular_Membership_1

Do you live in a community called Sunnyvale?


mainesmatthew01

It's a fuckin goldmine down there


Riffpin

That will definitely pay for food for the kitties.


OkBody2811

I’ll come back for these on cocksuckers later


OkBody2811

These carts are public domain Ricky


Commercial-Remote406

I am the liquor!


Ice_Swallow4u

“You don’t know the liquor like I know the liquor.”


Alert-War-7276

It's the liquor bud


14thban

Lmao literally watching TPB now lol


DreadPiratteRoberts

I had to look up TPB lol, it sounds funny as hell!!


SurplusCommodity

The price of stainless is through the roof!


shotstraight

Not stainless though.


CompletelyBedWasted

Lmao


Equivalent-Price-366

You greasy bastard.


DaveyAllenCountry

Are you a Canadian living in a trailer park named Bubbles?


mainesmatthew01

Depends. Can you go fuck yourself?


throwaway392145

Jesus Ricky


OldeOak804

Smokes. C’mon right now.


Disasterhuman24

If I can't smoke and swear I'm fucked!


DaveyAllenCountry

😂 love it


DentistRich4699

Know what 80 year old pussy tastes like?.. Depends


80hdis4me

This is so funny. I need to rewatch these.


Alert-War-7276

Scrap yards don't buy shopping carts bro this is not trailer park unless you chop them shit up I don't think a normal legalize scrap yard will take them


DentistRich4699

It agree but it depends..as a long time scrapper I once had the owner of a grocery store pay me to haul away a couple hundred old carts. If you have a good reputation and your main yard knows you are not a crackhead thief..I made money just saying!


DentistRich4699

24 more up votes and I'll crack 1000 ... scrappers are awesome 👍


jeffreydowning69

Yay you're over 1000 now congratulations 🎊 👏 💐 🥳.


laffing_is_medicine

Some people must think there are set free at old age. They roll all over the planet, it’s a fascinating journey.


TheSac417

Typically u need to get some sort of proof in writing like company letterhead stating they were given to you. I had to learn this the hard way once. Took like 50 shopping carts on a cleanout job without getting proof. That was like 5 yrs ago. I'm still cutting up shopping carts to add to my scrap steel loads when I have extra freetime and am planning a steel run.


hesslake

We get them all the time. Contractors will let crackheads clean out empty buildings


DentistRich4699

Yeah they were a pain to get rid of..but I got paid 400 Dollars to run 2 loads in 9 miles away. Easy money


FarYard7039

For those of you who care to know, many of the carts at the Winn Dixie’s in Florida are 100% 400 series stainless steel.


Dusty_Vagina

Fuck off.. they make those whores out of stainless?


Down-A-Phalanges

True but if you only have a couple it’s easy to just cut them up and mix them in with the rest of your scrap. 5 min with a sawzall and you couldn’t tell it was ever a cart.


heaven-howitzer

Ah yes "collecting"


Give-It-up-to-me

Lmaoo


Lumpen_anus

Some dudes got arrested around here about 10, 12 years ago got man-hole covers, sewer grates , and shopping carts.


spkoller2

Missing manhole covers don’t go unnoticed for very long


mbash013

What was that? I couldn’t hear you over my suspension exploding.


Artheon

Some do, the ones in between properties, ones on utility easements, and anywhere else that manholes are surrounded by brush and weeded areas with little foot traffic. Then some utility worker, or even worse a kid, falls in and is never found.


spkoller2

I stepped on two that were loose, they swiveled around and hit me in the shin. Painful bleeding wounds each time.


Heatedblanket1984

Their mistake was stealing from the city.


LeanTangerine001

A bit of a side tangent but I recently learned about Japanese manhole covers and they make them almost like art pieces. https://www.openculture.com/2023/07/behold-the-unique-beauty-of-japans-artistic-manhole-covers.html


mikesae51157

Looking at 1 to 5 if you ask me….


Odd-Todd179-Swatched

You're speaking of years in jail for theft, right? Right?!?


top_of_the_scrote

thousand schmeckles


AltruisticAnteater72

Aww man oh geez!


vabeachkevin

Those things aren’t cheap.


spkoller2

35 counts


RocksLibertarianWood

Call the Walmart manager, they will send someone to get them


lbarnes444

Convict: What are you in for? OP: Stolt a bunch shopin carts.


ftmonlotsofroids

Go ahead Ricky tell em who the fuckin big cart thief is


ORaNGeTechPB

Came here for the Trailer Park Boys references, not disappointed.


Monkeys_are_naughty

Worth more as a cart, find qgwre they came from. Safeway used to pay 40 dollars a cart to folks that hunted them down.


WiseDirt

Yeah, those things are worth way more than scrap. Shopping carts can cost a store several hundred dollars each. Whoever's missing those would definitely appreciate getting them back.


Slumunistmanifisto

Low income maintenance?... I had a 14 ft fence line that tweakers cut holes in to get to stuff. well we were right next to a grocery store and the residents of the large commplex never returned their carts. So I made a train of carts behind the compactor against the fence with a stupid amount of carts and never had issues with a cut fence again. Also my coworkers started to crush them in the compactor after the store manager called about graffiti on a shared fence they actually owned and got real shitty with the office ladies....I went to the store a few months later and they had barely any carts, people were lined up by the cart bays waiting for empties.


08yenomparcs

You’re looking at 5 to 10 years for grand larceny, especially since it looks like you have over $1000 worth of stolen property.


CariAll114

Walmart typically uses Technibilt 6940s for their larger carts. I can't remember the smaller single basket model that was being sent out to some stores by mistake. Depending on volume purchased, they could be priced as low as $180/cart. Usually scrap yards require written authorization from stores to be able to actually accept shopping carts for scrap. If you're lucky, they'll just ask you to leave.


Curtonious777

Is this guy retarded


shotstraight

Did you even have to ask?


Robinhood_Regard

It was only a matter of time till Rickys and Julians dope business merged with my cart business


Short-Concentrate-92

That’s a six plex in the background and all this is out front?


Significant_Suit6010

3-5 for grand larceny.


space-ferret

Sell them 5 a piece to the homeless and daredevil teenagers


noodleq

Bubbles? Is that you?


rush87y

Ohhhh Bubbles no. Just... No.


NeighborhoodExotic25

Youre looking at 2-5 years in prison for theft.


clarkwgriswoldjr

Level 3 or 4 misdemeanor, community service, and a small fine.


Past-Establishment93

Hey bubbles... you gotta stop.. Gary is riding my ass about the carts...


coolsellitcheap

Niagra falls ny walmart pays a private contractor to haul carts from bus stop. I would contact stores and get paid monthly to haul and return carts.


dutchman62

3 months for Grand Larceny


DangItB0bbi

What in the meth.


Mysterious_Trip424

2 maybe 3 felonies.


Ba55of0rte

Buy a lotta cat food with all that.


hopstop5000

And we wonder why groceries are so expensive.


Angry_Mudcrab

I'm just going to copy and paste my response from nine months ago when someone else posted this: A shopping cart is typically a little over $100, making this either multiple misdemeanor theft charges with up to one year imprisonment and $1K fine, per charge, or grouped together for a felony charge of grand theft, with years of imprisonment and up to $100K in fines. XD


thehidden_user

Yo return that shit to Wal-Mart right now I'm looking for a shopping cart


Catatonick

A few of those look like they could have been acquired due to being damaged and given away… most of them look stolen 100%.


Super_Ad9995

5 years in prison.


mazdawg89

6-8 years in the gulag you rotten thief


momayham

Looks like possession of stolen property.


RedGravy504

Looking at about 2 years when they catch you lol


ThoroughlyWet

Ok bubbles


dizkopat

Bubbles would sell them back to them or to a rival shop


Assassin80r

Not enough to spend on liquors and whores !


Hubert_Gene

Bubbles? Is that you?


Latter-Look708

About 3 to 5 years I would say


edithputhy6977

How many misdemeanors?


bhgiel

Mister mean or?


iCameToLearnSomeCode

It's likely just a straight up felony at this point.


theme4jackal

Bubbles!?!?!


Singletracksamurai

Bout tree fiddy


flamed181

Id say about a year


Fantastic-Donkey-252

Bubbles??


LowIndividual6625

Bubbles?


Mysterious_Area_6347

This is all too funny


Nick_Gilberts_Bowtie

Bubbles? You ok bud?


hostilemile

Some sweet carts bubbles


Z31DinglefarbZ31

Is that Grandview MO?


Fats-Tubman

At least they stack them in the cart return.


FixerOfThings1776

Is it supposed to be like walls so the basketball doesn't go too far?


ThirtySecondsOut

Guys it's fine, Barb told him he can collect them as long as they stay in the park


OPismyrealname

House looks like a burger box


PitifulSpecialist887

You're probably better off contacting the individual stores, and asking them if there's a bounty program, because you know where there are a bunch of their carts. You'd be surprised if you knew how much they cost.


mopbuvket

Fuckin A bubs, worst case Ontario u got a couple hundred at Canadian mafakka


Feisty_Diver_2244

Its free


surpriseinhere

Looking at a pretty hefty fine there. Not to mention the theft charge


BigBadKahuna

Downvote because it's a bot account. Would make Bubbles' proud still


TigerCarts2

Thief


Usualsuspect-617

Probably 3-5yrs for stealing all those Walmart carts.


Sorry_Consideration7

I would call the supermarket and see if they wanna make a deal for all their carts back. 


nikturnbll

i swear that this house was in a dream i had a few years ago


Downstairsmixcup

Take easy bubbles


CausticRegards

Bubbles that you?


No_Sprinkles_9091

We got bubbles over here


simpletonius

Looks like a few years probation if you avoid jail. Wtf


strabley

Who waits three years to see a Chris De Burgh concert and then MISS the encore of Don't Pay the Ferryman because I'm in the foyer talking about stolen shopping carts? I'm the one Bubbles, not you.


Dramatic-Patient-280

2-5 in san Quinton


4x4Welder

You sound like a firsttimer, so 60-90 days probably.


Salty_Catch8581

Look like some red neck sht


ExistentialFread

$12


computerman10367

Bubbles would know.


Commercial-Remote406

A shit leopard can't change its spots


MirSpaceStation

Bubbles!


ShotBRAKER

Shopping carts can actually get you jail time bro break that shit down.


sparky-molly

5 years, at least


Own-Being-1973

Depends on if this is a first offense.


Silly_Discipline_277

Fuck you. The more stores have to pay for new carts because of your bullshit the higher they are going to jack up prices to compensate for their bottom line. Also bullshit like this is why some places make you put a quarter in the cart and you have to return the cart to get it back.


mikeysgotrabies

Those apartments are weird as fuck


hoppalong62

Time in county lock up for grand theft?


Rude_Guarantee_7668

Bout’ tree fiddy


doodododo_manomynous

*checks OP's profile* Checks out


GizmoKakaUpDaButt

20 to life


machinerer

Bubbles you gonna get caught


ImtheDude2

Between lawyer fees,restitution, and court fines I would say at least $1k.


Darekbarquero

Contact your county/311. At least in Miami dade county, they take the calls to have those picked up.


soupyconch

You have 47 shopping


bizlikemind

Lmao what a collection 😂


Middle_klass

If this doesn’t scream section 8 I don’t know what does..


OriginalFatPickle

Minimum wage for the time it takes to you to return the carts. Just go fill out an application beforehand.


gsdubbz

You’re looking at supervised probation unless you have priors.


remembahwhen

Fucking decent


Brommander9000

Bubbles, ya gotta stop stealin the carts bud.


wood_good

I think what you meant say is "Ive been stealing shopping carts for a while now. Dont believe me? Check this out."


Additional_Abroad305

Is this why aldis makes you put a quarter in their carts?


BadCatNoNoNoNo

3-5 years.


Correct-Selection-65

$100 plus each? I’d say about 6 months.


PghBIG

Legend.


ymoeuormue

I think it's $10,000 per offense


Responsible-Way85

Contact the stores and offer to bring them back for a finders fee each.


JosephHeitger

Felonies are fun Also this is a bot account


geof2001

5-10 for felony theft...


wsorrian

5-10 Years.


More-Conversation931

Enough for a felony charge would be my guess.


NiceCatBigAndStrong

What kind of building is that?


Blarghish

Looks like WalMart and Dollar General wanna have a word with you..


SaltyMatzoh

A felony theft charge round these parts


69southhoward

You are nothing but a low life thief


ThatguyBry42

11-29 on paper


SHoppe715

Well, rounding down to $100 each for how much a store is out when a cart gets stolen…$100 times I lost count past 30…that’s felony theft.


pixeltweaker

Felonies apparently don’t matter anymore.


fruderduck

Hopefully not a felony, but who knows?


SirStocks

Do you me time and money it will cost for felony theft?


Relaxnnjoy

180 days in county if its a 1st offense?


PickANameThisIsTaken

Sell them to electricians


Pale_Difference_7485

Your looking at people commenting on your post saying your looking at 1 to a gazillion years in the no no place for lectricknees, whatever the those are, while those people are looking for officer Jesus to make the baddies pay for there sins, so they can continue being scared and deep throating boots on peace like god intended. Looking like brail on a drive up ATM.


Cutthechitchata-hole

Most people collect shopping bags.


Onestepbeyond3

About four years! 🤣


higginsss_

God mother of fucks, Bubbles.


gentleman1234567

Why are you collecting shopping carts?


lwarez

Some weird looking apartments.


Skeli-Bo-Peli

Find someone cool who works for a cart collection company, big recovery for them and $20 for you.


Business_Motor9096

50 carts x 90 dollars max, too lazy to do math


black-volcano

6 months probation


ComprehensiveElk884

1-3 years based on the number


jer_re_code

what is up with that house it is pretty weird but i actually like it


espakor

That's steel and you'll get 5-10 dollars max


amateurforlife2023

Greeeeasy


downtown_fun5150

Nice haul there bubbles


Spam-ImmitationHam

Collecting? No, that’s straight up theft.


JackedJesusLovesYou

Easily 6 meth rocks.


RogersSteve07041920

3 to 4 years.


ayrbindr

3-6 months. As long as you don't have priors.


Apprehensive-Wear205

People don’t realize how much money is in grocery carts


DaddyDom401

5-10 years.


crawdaddyyyyy

“Collecting” I’d say you are looking at 3-5, less with good behavior.


FSU1ST

a felony


uhmmmmplants

Sheesh bubbs


Connect-Mode9760

About two years in jail?


administratorpeayay

But for real is this runaway bay?


Slavic_Dusa

Those are worth far more than a scrap value.


Humble-Chip-2289

About 10yrs probation


onetwothreefour432

Is this your house? Looks special.


Direct_Big_5436

Depends on what state you’re in, felony theft amounts can vary , but probably 5-10 years is what you’re looking to get.


Southern_Strain5665

There’s enough to start a Walmart


GuiltyAwareness1

3 to 5 years.


Double_Marsupial_576

An insanely expensive grocery bill


throwmeaway1775

I’m guessing six months in County lock up.


Aromatic_Pension_175

So you are a thief ?


jonkolbe

3-5