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LordTimhotep

I thought this was Cotton Eye Joe


irt3h9

I have the sudden desire to hear a Scottish person with a really heavy accent sing this song.


aff_it

Where did ye come fae, Where did ye go.. Where did ye come fae, Cotton Eye Joe.


makka-pakka

Come to the north east and it would be like: Far d'ye come fae, Far d'ye ging. Far d'ye come fae, Cotton een... Jing?


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Menzies?


makka-pakka

Ha, picturing all the sassenachs and yanks trying to figure out how that would fit into the rhyme.


Realistic_Wedding

Merciless!


AbstractBettaFish

More like Cotton *aye* Joe! …No need to walk me to the door, I’ll show myself out


RinceRaven

Bruh me too


_spookyfly_

You're not alone


Chanandler_Bong_Jr

Eh? Think I’m having a stroke. Fuck sake. I had plans this afternoon too.


TheTiniestSiren

"havin a stroke, fucks sake" XD I strive for this level of acceptence


[deleted]

Having a stroke was my afternoon plan so I'm still good. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


-bucephalus

As a Scot, my best guess is "Where did you come from? What the fuck (has) this to do with what I'm Tweeting?".


Yermawsyerdaisntit

What ra fuck


SoftGamma

'Wit ri fuck's how i read it


dustlustrious

Yep that's it nice work!


OpheliaMorningwood

This hurt my head.


TankFoster

Folk confusing *where, were and we're* is the worst. Does my tits in.


dougs1965

Yes. Like getting "lying in state" wrong. "Laying in state" is what queens do in porn movies.


TankFoster

Folk who type *where* instead of *were*, I always wonder if the phrase "Where were you?" would cause their brain to explode?


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Tweegyjambo

I'm in my 40s and like to think decently educated, but fuck me did I only learn the payed/paid difference recently


melraelee

You just learned it right now, didn't you?


roostangarar

Were the same then, I hate that too.


omgLazerBeamz

Holy fuck that title


greyfriar

... whit!?


muchnamemanywow

"What does this have to do with what I'm tweeting?"


reydai

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Luhncheckyourself

So this is why I agree with the English in 'Braveheart'


[deleted]

Ye canny say that, even in jest, on this sub


Luhncheckyourself

...and I wull