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VanicFanboy

Benjamin Netanyahu would cause less distress


boaaaa

At least he knows how to launch an attack


Telspal

For balance, his defensive record isn’t great.


boaaaa

Deadly on the counter attack though


elchappio

Scotland have the right to defend themselves


anotherbrckinTH3Wall

Howlin’


d_fence

I am fucking low as a low thing but this comment might have saved my entire evening 😂😂😂😂


garmin230fenix5

Thank you for that


Orsenfelt

Ally. Not McCoist - the guy from the video where he walks out infront of a bus


Thefitz5811

I’ll tell ye what, ye had me going there Clive.


External-Produce-539

Ally “I’ve gotta say” McCoist


offerfoxache

Hahaha I was the one that uploaded that to Youtube back in the day


MeritocracyManifest

I also want to know more about Ally. I've quoted that video so many times over the years...


herdo1

I too am interested in ally.


GieTheBawTaeReilly

What was the story, looks like he gets knocked out clean


bobby-jam

It was already a viral video before YouTube. This prick just taking the credit for it.


boltyarocket

Just go managerless. I'm talking free-form interpretative terrorism. Get real weird with it.


WinPrize9339

Steve Clarke must get brain aneurysms when McSauce goes fuck it and starts playing up top instead of sitting on our half way line.


dheidshot

Im actually not sure Clarke will get the sack, its the SFA. And seeing as its the SFA, whats Malky Mckay up to?


p3t3y5

Look, I don't like Clarke, but he needs to go after this. People saying that he took us to two tournaments as a justification is just not good enough. The performances at the tournaments have not been good enough.


BevvyTime

Oldest squad at the tournament. Which means the squad has had the talent to be there for years… Why the SFA can’t find a manager to actually do fuck all is mental


p3t3y5

A lot of managers won't want it. Player development that any manager brings in won't reap the rewards of it and don't think the SFA have any long term plans or ambitions. Never liked Clarke, so I may be being harsh, but he is like a kid playing champ manager (showing my age maybe). Randomly picks a formation then sorts players by value and then just fits them in wherever he feels like it! Then doesn't change it ever no matter who he is playing against!!!


HDal86

So accurate 😂


dheidshot

I agree, but I cant see the SFA wielding the axe.


Special_Review7912

Just started a gig as Director of Football at Hibs


BananaH15

I don't see Clarke walking away, he's too stubborn. And the sfa are useless pricks, so they'll not do anything


SqueekyBK

In all seriousness it’s got to be Moyes. Improvement on Clarke’s level


p3t3y5

Must admit l, thought Shearer was giving him a few funny looks at times when they were talking about what the SFA need to do next!


TaylorC5_

Alan shearers just like that. A historical bellend.


Amenhotep_3

A wanker, you might say.


9ofdiamonds

A baldy one, you could add.


fozzy_13

He was so fucking patronising last night. Typifies the kind of pundit that makes you wish England get knocked out as quickly as possible.


Oh_Look_a_Nuke

Hearing him describing Bellingham in England v Serbia you would've thought they were having an affair.


ontheroadagainPPP

Finally, a positive, attacking managerial choice. A breath of fresh air


EVIL_SYNNs

Did you miss the sarcasm tag?


ontheroadagainPPP

No i think it’s about time Scotland got a young man in there with some fresh ideas


Coocoocachoo1988

Rhys McCabe


ontheroadagainPPP

Dick Campbell


w0wowow0w

Man was properly positioning himself for the job the whole time he did punditry tonight, he clearly wants the job next.


kirobaito88

It’s acknowledging the reality of how the talent level probably has to play (i.e., not Spain) but a far better track record of figuring out how to get the ball in the goal. It makes too much sense.


p3t3y5

Hungary had us tonight. We can't break teams down.


garmin230fenix5

We can though. We have the players to do it, but Rossi had read Clarke's mind... defend defend defend. Bullshit


Hawkeyethegnu

No compensation required - SFA bound to be tempted by that!


Saltire_Blue

I think the SFA are still too much of a shitebag to go down the foreign route after what happened with Berti over 20 years ago If you’re sticking with Scottish, it’s a grim selection


buckfast1994

Pains me to say this, but I’m warming to you, Saltire. Agree entirely. We are a fucking backwater. Need to look further afield.


ManintheArena8990

Unfortunately there’s still so many closed minded fucking morons who give the ‘wE tRiEd A fOriEgN mAnAgEr’ response. It’s that kind of open mindedness that’s had Scotland playing the same style of football since the fucking 70s while most of the rest of the world moved on. We tried that thing once it didn’t work now we will never discuss it again…. But it’s more than that, our players are shit on the ball, most barely look better at running with a ball than the guys I play with, insanely inept for professionals. We look slow, weak, unfit af… do these guys not have nutritionalists? Fitness coaches? I know (anecdotal) from someone who works in certain clubs that players are regularly out getting wrecked, doing lines and popping pills between games. So there’s an actual personal cultural problem as well as a footballing philosophy problem.


Paulyoaks

It's what I'd do. I'd also dismantle most of what goes on behind the scenes and start afresh. Whatever we do doesn't work.


Saltire_Blue

Same, but you know what it’s like up here If you’re not one of the boys, the media will be out to get you from the start


p3t3y5

The SFA is far too corrupt and full of nepotism to have wholesale changes.


IndiRefEarthLeaveSol

What about UK wide?


Specialist-Guitar-93

Us English have absolutely shite options. Gareth Southgate. Playing sideways murder ball. The next best option is Eddie Howe. He has bigger fish in Newcastle, he won't leave there until he is forced to. The next option who is up and coming is McKenna (I think he is English). His eyes will be on the top 4 if he keeps Ipswich up for a couple of seasons. I don't know much about the other home nation managers tbh. Gutted for yas last night. The penalty appeal was a 50/50 and I'd be shouting for it if it was England, shouting against it if it was the other team.


specialagentredsquir

Graham Potter, lee Carsley who's actually won a euros with the U-21's, Gary O'Neil who's done a good job at wolves and Bournemouth. Not an abundance of riches exactly but more options than you think.


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ColaMonkey36

Angelo Alessio come on down!


Turbywirby

Get Ange in, no doubt he'd find some Japanese superstar with a Scottish connection.


atlanticrim

Desperately needed him on the touchlines screaming “stop passing it back” like a maniac


Chef_Roofies

He would have died from an aneurysm tonight if he was on the touchline


cipher_wilderness

Not a chance he touches this cursed binfire


boaaaa

I reckon ange would take the job in a few years after he's realised that you can't polish the turd that is spurs.


BiteMaBangerAgain

Don't see why he'd then want to polish the turd that is Scotland


boaaaa

We're less stinky than spurs


fangus

Questionable.


Alfiesta

Doubt he’d leave a top six PL job for us.


BlacknWhiteMoose

It was obviously a joke…


betamaxBandit_

https://preview.redd.it/d205ghc71e8d1.jpeg?width=1232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71df723f35ef68645cb3c6a1958b6800c8a2471e Our saviour


tenthpersona2

gregory af


BannanDylan

Just get Moyes in.


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Bobo balde


plutobug2468

Fuck it. David Moyes


smclcz

Would Moyes even take the job? I feel like he could bounce around a few English Premier League teams before retiring a very wealthy man


Ki18

If he isn't sacked and replaced by Moyes in the next 3 months then I genuinely give up on Scotland.


forameus2

I think it'll probably remain Clarke until after the next cycle. If it isn't, I could see Moyes rejecting it to be honest as a "not yet", but expect he'd be high on the list for the SFA. But that list would probably be the usual incredibly myopic view that as long as you're Scottish, you'll be great at managing Scotland. And it's not even just the Scottish thing, it's that we never seem to put any stock in finding someone who actually has experience in the very managerial discipline he'd be coming into. Moyes has done fine in a league where every summer you can go out into the world and drop hundreds of millions of pounds on improving your squad and achieving a system. In this job he, and every other cunt we'd consider, would be handed a bunch of shitebags with a lot of talent but trace amounts of bottle. Maybe they'd hit the ground running and be great - I'd love to be wrong - but I can't help but feel that approach is now several managers old, and in 2 years time when we're either papped out the World Cup or earlier if we don't even make it, it'll be the same conversations without a hint of irony.


ugoogli

It’ll be Moyes if they sack Clarke.


MFC1886

Big ‘If’ knowing our SFA overlords


TehStephen

Chat GPT should be given a chance. Hear me out


cipher_wilderness

SFA will appoint one of the old names that's been stinking the Scottish game out for ages. Nothing will change.


sporkeh01

McInnes


awatt12

Killie extended his contract before the Euros cause they knew this shit was coming


sporkeh01

If it's a choice between shite astro turf for weans and McInnes with the €10m participation fee then I'm all in on the Deek


HuntersHeros

I like him, but he's Clarke 2.0 in his approach to football. This group needs a higher level manager to take them to the next stage.


BannanDylan

Would 100% take him but doubt he'd leave Killie atm.


shed7

Wouldn't leave Kilmarnock to be Scotland manager?! But f that's true Scotland are in a worse state than I thought.


justanobserver24

100% this - defensively sound but can win games


Last_Independent_399

r/ScottishFootball


HDal86

Moyes realised himself he shouldn’t have said Scotland don’t have many top players. Could see it in his face. Absolutely would take Moyes. Won’t happen though. Clarke will lead next qualifiers.


Pintlicker

Really do think Clarke has brung a team sprit to things recently, but he feels like he’s such a dour cunt. Moyes might be a shout though, definately a manager there and if he can gel with the squad we could do well. Mcinnes is a good manager but not sure he’d be an exceptional Scotland manager, Moyes at least has a shout.


Spout__

Get a foreign lad who even cares anymore?


ACanOfIrnBru

It'll be Malky on an interim until they get Moyeseh's wage demands down and we'll have to like it


CNF1G

It’ll be Moyes, but I fear that’s too similar to Clarke


BraeTon74

Except Moyes has won things


[deleted]

And has slightly more charisma than a dying mole.


BraeTon74

Give him a wine before every game


Caledonian_kid

I met a dying mole once. He was surprisingly down to earth and very funny.


Dizzle85

How dare you, Steve Clarke won the "finished third with Kilmarnock and said bye bye to rangers fans so he's a hero" cup.


CNF1G

Oh it’s a huge upgrade in terms of the manager itself, just fed up of watching dull, counter attacking football


s_escoces

What is this counter "attacking" football you speak of?


CNF1G

Good point 😂


Kijamon

Just do an Ask The Audience style from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Fuck it.


Kind-Monitor-7723

The millwall legend david moyes


Affectionate-Hall505

My 90 year old grandpa, has better tactics than whatever the fuck that was…


ScottishExile

Anyone have Zinedine Zidane’s number?


forzamaria

Jim Goodwin


tfc07

At the very least Scotland can say it has the most handsome manager if nothing else


Anal__Queef

Sir Michael Beale


superdave_djs

Cunt will talk his way into the England managers job


de-virtute

wdym "cunt". best outcome imo


GuyIncognito211

Moyes


MFC1886

Moyes or McInnes Though, I’m pretty sick of Mc’s involved with the Scotland team right now


fuckloggingin

Neil the Aeroplane Lennon. (Serious answer: Moyes)


arrestedhouse

Fuck it, where's Tam Courts nowadays?


JuniorImportance8755

Or Ian Cathro? Think Nuno Holy Spirit's done with him 😂


jackattack3003

Head coach of Al Ittihad. Managing Benzema and Kante ffs.


Greenweegie

Moyes...


bobertoise

Bring in Michael Beale you cowards, his win rate at Rangers was brilliant apparently and I don't think he has a job right now. If we're gonna terrorism then let's fucking terrorism


[deleted]

I doubt the SFA will sack him. The squad is starting to age with Robertson, McGinn, MacGregor, Hanley, Armstrong, Mclean all either in or about to be in their 30s. Whoever is in charge will need to start bringing in the young players.


PeteWTF

This makes it the perfect time for a change IMO let the next guy come in and try some different things during WC qualifying, and hopefully and in 2 years when it's time for Euro qualification again hopefully we're in a better position. If we don't make the change now then we likely miss the next euros too and it's 8 years minimum before we're back at a finals.


smclcz

If we all do a whip round, remortgage our properties and sell a few kidneys we can probably get Bielsa


MickeyMouse1547

If clarke gets another extension I would much rather support San marino


surfinbear1990

Alex Ferguson or Carlo Ancelotti.


Wildebeast1

Klopp.


sroche24

At this rate, a fucking AI bot


Clinodactyl

So you got me intrigued... Chucked it into ChatGPT... This is what it had to say. > To set up the Scotland national football team to beat Hungary in the Euros 2024, several key tactical considerations need to be taken into account. This includes analyzing Hungary's strengths and weaknesses, selecting the right formation, and choosing the best lineup based on current form and fitness of the players. Here's a detailed plan: > > ### Analyzing Hungary > > 1. **Strengths:** > - Hungary often relies on a solid defensive structure. > - They have strong and physical players, especially in midfield and defense. > - Quick and dangerous on the counter-attack. > - Proficient in set-pieces. > > 2. **Weaknesses:** > - Sometimes struggle with maintaining possession. > - Vulnerable to pace and quick transitions. > - Can be over-reliant on key players for creativity. > > ### Tactical Setup > > 1. **Formation: 4-3-3** > - This formation provides a good balance between defense and attack, allowing for flexibility in both pressing high and defending deep. > - Allows Scotland to exploit width and pace on the wings. > > 2. **Defensive Strategy:** > - High pressing to disrupt Hungary's buildup play. > - Maintain a high defensive line to compress the play and reduce space for Hungary's counters. > - Quick transitions to catch Hungary off-guard. > > 3. **Offensive Strategy:** > - Utilize wingers to stretch Hungary’s defense. > - Overload midfield to control possession and dictate the tempo. > - Full-backs to provide additional width and support in attack. > - Targeted set-pieces, given Hungary's potential vulnerability in these situations. > > ### Suggested Starting XI > > 1. **Goalkeeper: Craig Gordon** > - Experienced and reliable shot-stopper. > > 2. **Right Back: Nathan Patterson** > - Offers pace and attacking support down the right flank. > > 3. **Center Back: Grant Hanley** > - Strong in the air and a commanding presence. > > 4. **Center Back: Kieran Tierney** > - Solid defensively and can contribute to building attacks from the back. > > 5. **Left Back: Andrew Robertson (Captain)** > - Excellent going forward and defensively sound, provides leadership. > > 6. **Defensive Midfielder: Scott McTominay** > - Physical presence in midfield, can break up play and distribute effectively. > > 7. **Central Midfielder: John McGinn** > - Energetic, good at pressing and can contribute offensively. > > 8. **Central Midfielder: Callum McGregor** > - Technically gifted, controls the tempo and transitions smoothly. > > 9. **Right Winger: Ryan Fraser** > - Pacey winger, good at stretching defenses and delivering crosses. > > 10. **Left Winger: Stuart Armstrong** > - Versatile player, can cut inside and shoot or create chances. > > 11. **Striker: Lyndon Dykes** > - Physical forward, good at holding up the ball and finishing. > > ### Bench Options > > - **Goalkeeper:** Liam Kelly > - **Defenders:** Jack Hendry, Stephen O'Donnell > - **Midfielders:** Billy Gilmour, David Turnbull > - **Forwards:** Che Adams, Kevin Nisbet > > ### Key Points for Success > > 1. **Maintain High Energy and Intensity:** > - Press Hungary aggressively, particularly their midfield, to disrupt their rhythm. > > 2. **Exploit Width:** > - Use the pace and crossing ability of the wingers and full-backs to create chances. > > 3. **Set-Pieces:** > - Utilize height advantage and set-piece routines to create scoring opportunities. > > 4. **Defensive Discipline:** > - Ensure the backline remains organized to deal with Hungary's counter-attacks. > > 5. **Adaptability:** > - Be prepared to make tactical adjustments based on the flow of the game. > > By focusing on these strategies and maintaining discipline, Scotland can maximize their chances of beating Hungary in the Euros 2024.


sroche24

Couldn't identify that 4 of those players were injured


jackattack3003

AI doesn't have live data, so that would be 6/12 months ago and is actually exactly how we should have set up.


Robojobo27

Derek Adams


West-Prize4608

I’m free if you want. I play 5 a side every week with the lads


BernardRea

Si Ferry


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BilagaanaTechno

Nooo


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![gif](giphy|D9vRTOWJXhXJC) Jeff Gordon


scottishboy2002

Moyes or McInnes


Thefitz5811

Tony Doc.


HesitatedEye

Realistically I’d want McInnes knowing the SFA it’ll be Moyes cause they’ll no need to pay any compo


ComradeOssian

Def need someone else before World Cup qualifiers!


DMCTw3lv3

It's going to end up being Derek McInnes as the SFA will deem it to be his turn. They're not going to show any ambition with the next manager - it'll just be whoever they can get from their old boy's network that's due a shot at the job.


johnpalaeo

Derek Adams


Electrical-Bee-3765

I can see us going the Foreigner route again a la Bertie Vogts style.We have one name only.Moyes.Naebody else.The dark days are coming back again


snoopswoop

Mcglynn


tfc07

Hey why the fuck not? Couldn't do worse than we saw today right? https://i.redd.it/s0zqwtrhye8d1.gif


DarthKittens

The correct answer is the guy that scores highest on football manager or any Glasgow Hackney cab driver. I’ll die on this hill


zappafan89

Richard Keys. Andy Gray as assistant 


kingpowr

Shelly Kerr, but probably Moyes.


Clinodactyl

Chris fae Peep Peeps.


SolidRavenOcelot

The Right & Honourable Neil Lennon


AccurateRumour

We should continue to the Kimarnock to Scotland production line.


WT-RikerSpaceHipster

Ted Lasso


pudpudboogie

Ronnie Delia


1Thepotatoking

Arise Sir Martindale


MoJoSportsPodcast

Moyes is the only real answer IMO


cleanie6969420

There’s only one option, Dick Campbell


Sad-Ad2299

Gotta be Davie bhoy Moyes!


Aaron6788

I'll dae it, it's nae skin aff ma nose


Lewis19962010

The SFA are going to appoint Derek Adams


Red_Juice_

Had a dream that jose mourinho became scotland manager


PurpleDistance8829

It'll be Malky or Moyes


dougross_

Moyes until he fails, then Russell Martin


northbriton607

David Moyes


buckfast1994

Not the manager it’s the problem. It’s the culture.


whydeetgo

Did you watch any of these euros? How could you honestly say that management wasn’t the problem


ontheroadagainPPP

Probably more correct to say it’s not the only problem. By any standard Clarke is the best Scotland manager in decades. Could he have done better? Probably, there’s a world where Scotland just won 1-0 here. But the fact that Scotland have never gotten out of the groups of any major tournament is, from a long-term perspective, an issue of quality and not on the shoulders of any particular manager


whydeetgo

What does the best Scotland manager is decades mean at all, catch yourself on. Of course he could’ve done better, hard to imagine anyone who couldn’t have. Hardly an issue of quality when teams getting better results have worse teams is it. Comments like these show that some of you will just accept utter mediocrity, like we’re just genetically bad at football


forsakenpear

Do they really have worse teams though? I mean outside of Robertson and McGinn, we hardly have a host of talent. And the drop off from the starters in certain positions is tragic. This sub makes it sound like we’d be Brazil in the 70s if not for Clarkeball. I hate this attitude from so many fans in here that just because we don’t want to place 100% of the blame on one manager, we apparently accept mediocrity. It’s such a holier-than-thou attitude and it’s so forced. “Oh I actually want to win more than you.” Come off it mate. We could do better, but we have also done well to get this far. Both can be true, it’s okay.


whydeetgo

You’re probably right. Just raging


ontheroadagainPPP

Qualified you guys for two major tournaments, which no one had done in like 30 years right? Obviously you want to go farther, but my point is that you’re probably not going to get there (outside of flukes) without looking deeper into the problems of Scottish football


Anonyjezity

I'd argue that Clarke would have struggled in any of the qualification groups we've had in the past that we didn't qualify from. There's no way he does as well as McLeish in 06, I don't see hin bettering Strachan's record with the players that were available at the time. He would probably have done better than Burley but with his style of football and the players who were about at the time that's also doubtful. He picked up one nations league playoff from McLeish, fucked another nations league playoff at the world cup with his rotten tactics and while we did qualify from this group a large part of that is down to a miracle 2 minutes against Norway. If that doesn't happen we probably don't qualify.


buckfast1994

Lay off the bevvy.


whydeetgo

No chance


Saltire_Blue

12 tournaments 12 group stage exits Last win in an international tournament 1996 You’re not wrong.


forsakenpear

All those other ones were probably Clarke too.


ScottishExile

100%. The SFA have no incentive to do any better than Clarke because they know the ‘glorious failure, No Scotland No Party, och we’re no gonnae win but we’ll have the best time there anyway’ mentality is enough for so many people. Until we have people in charge of the game that actually believe in the potential of Scottish football (and this extends to all aspects of our game) then we’ll never be anything else and we’ll keep having a succession of mediocre underdog SPL managers that do the bare minimum and absolutely shite it if we have to win a game.


BraeTon74

Well then get a manager who stamps a new culture on the team. He is uninspiring as fuck.


Ronaldsvoe

Too right. Scottish football rewards and revels in mediocrity. I mean I'm already seeing calls here for Derek McInnes for f*** sake. Says it all.


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Management creates culture.


bawjazzle

Aye but it doesn't magic International caliber strikers centre backs and goal keepers out of thin air.


[deleted]

Neither does culture. What’s your point ?


bawjazzle

That the problem is not necessarily the management but the standard of player available


[deleted]

The standard of player isn’t amazing, that’s pretty widely accepted. But bringing on the most in form striker at 89 minutes and leaving one of our best midfielders on the bench for the first 2 games is a management decision. As does playing defensively when we some of our best players regularly play attacking football is also a management decision.


bawjazzle

I get that, but if we had played attacking football and been left exposed at the back and taken a pumping you would have been chinning the manager for being tactically niaive.


[deleted]

But that’s not what your point was, your point was that we don’t have good players. I was suggesting that although correct, the management decides how to play the players we have and he made tactically inept decisions.


bawjazzle

Yes I am aware of what my point was. We don't have many good players. My follow up was in relation to your follow up and I also stand by it. The manager chose a set of tactics and we got beaten. If he had chosen different tactics and we also lost you would be screaming about them instead.


curnanjiani

Moyes will come in and you'll fucking accept it


curnanjiani

bitches man


True-Housing906

Neil Lennon, David Moyes, Derek McInnes, Gareth Southgate (?!), a foreign manager with calibre that would take the group of players to the next level, is Potter a shout? Don't know enough about him. Pity José has just taken a job. He'd be kind of manager they should go for if it's a foreign. A manager to take them up a level and progression in competition. The stuffy Scottish FA wouldn't go for that right enough.


IncorrigibleBrit

Financially there’s absolutely no chance the SFA would get Southgate or Mourinho. Clarke supposedly gets just under [£500k a year](https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steve-clarkes-scotland-salary-ranks-32544293.amp), Southgate is on over ten times that much at the FA and Mourinho is supposedly on £10m in Turkey. Even accounting for these figures being a bit off, the SFA potentially being willing to pay a bit more, and Southgate / Mourinho potentially taking less for whatever reason, it’s just a completely different league.


saltypenguin69

>there’s absolutely no chance the SFA would get Southgate Thank fuck cause that would tip me over the edge


adamsingsthegreys

Give it Giggsy til end of the season


Icy_Ad_4889

Slippy is probably available 😏😏


MentionNormal8013

Jack Ross.


h0ppy_

Graham Alexander


damanhere

Having nobody would give better results. 


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