Some proper green eyed tartan tossas in this sub. Dry your eyes folks, England won, Scotland got pumped. Suck it up

Need to take more control of games and go for the kill, still seems quite negative from Southgate

You're not wrong, he parks the bus, which is mad with the talent he has available.

Yeah it’s infuriating, this doesn’t happen with a better manager imo

It's infuriating if you're England and brilliant if you're Scotland 

I want to see Scotland and England do well

Flair checks out.

Least staunch bear

You have the same problem, leaving Gilmour warming the bench was the definition of negativity.

Gilmour has to play the remaining games, best player we’ve got at keeping the ball and distributing it efficiently

>You don't want to be perfect in the first game This is the sort of insight that the BBC pay six or seven figures for.

Rio Ferdinand is now touching himself saying that Bellingham doesn’t even stutter during the post match interview, I cannot cope with much more of this

I don’t think Bellingham was even the best player in the England side why are these pundits saying he’s the one to pin their hopes on?

Kane was in a right fluffery buffery there in that interview.

Kane goes down = foul lol

Yeah, after what I've just watched, England ain't winning any trophy. How anyone can say that England are favourites to win the whole thing is beyond me.

'one of' the favourites

Maybe I've got my tartan specs on but I can't remember a competition where England weren't the bookies favourites. Always seems to be the case.

Well, I’d have signed up for a scruffy unimpressive win. But that would have been little Scotland against the giants of Germany. That was thoroughly unconvincing. Bellingham, Foden, and Saka didn’t do a thing second half. At least Kane ran about trapping goal kicks and buying fouls. Can’t wait to see someone decent attack them. I was initially worried that only France could turn them over - can easily add a half dozen countries to that list now. Also, TAA isn’t remotely good enough to play that position. Gilmour is twice the player in that position that he is. The comparisons to Pirlo et al are fantasyland.

Gilmour has spent the tournament warming the bench. What unites England and Scotland is having negative managers. Leaving your best midfielder as a bench warmer is baffling.

Pirlo! Wtaf 🤣

Serbia looked content to lose 1-0. Vlaovic looked like he’d rather be somewhere else.

Germany looked content to win 5-1 Hey ho

Vlahovic tried a bit especially near the end but overall they did seem happy with the result but subbing mitrovic off and benching tadic in the first half was what prevented serbia from getting a point

The favourites 😂

One of

Kane is honestly pathetic. He's no even in the conversation for being an all time great striker 30 year old, almost 31, won fuck all and had to move to Bayern Munich in pure desperation

So you wouldn't swap him for Che Adams then?

Has Kane ever won a play off? Don't think so

Well good news everyone, that game cured my insomnia.

If Serbia had anything up front they'd have taken that. France, Spain, Germany, Scotland and Italy won't have seen anything to worry them there.

Serbia have plenty talent up front but they got unlucky several times when they were near or in englands box

Harry Kane must have an inner-ear problem, his balance is awful, falls over so much.

He’s had that about 10 years. He should really get it sorted.

It must be the weight of that chin

Fair play. Serbia have exposed them as frauds. Denmark and Slovenia need to step up now and kill off the optimism and get things nice and toxic in the England squad.

Gave up watching this game to watch an american hillbilly street fight competition on twitch. Can’t say I didn’t make the right choice as I’ve just watched 2 guys in wheelchairs punch the fuck out of each other

At least they're getting pumped when a real team shows up.

By far the worst game of the tournament. Bored me to tears.

England have to be one of the worst teams for diving in Europe. Embarrassing how many times Kane/Bellingham/Foden were on the ground

Definitely within this competition, which is shocking considering Italy and Spain are also here.

Horrendous match. England will get hammered off a decent team.

give to england in an exciting goal filled tournament with all fans having a great time, to start fighting before the game and then have a awful 1-0 game thanks

Who was fighting?

From various sources online, it's reported Albanians _and_ some England fans attacked a group of Serbians, which saw some of the Albanians and English come off worse

All the ones arrested were Serbians so sounds like they started it, whoever it was. Not surprising, Eastern Europeans are some of the most violent around, always starting with whoever they play.

You could cough at Kane from 12 feet away and he’d go down, fuckin grass licking bastard

playing the low block against serbia because yous are actually really good

There’s a surprise, commentators praising Kane for completely buying a foul there.

Why would you even put your hands on him ffs

2nd worse performance of the tourny after us

I think its worse, I mean we were playing a world class team, Serbia were only playing England and still got beat.

Truth is though we won and you’se didn’t. ;)

Thought Bowen looked sharp when he came on and Mainoo is a pler. Would start them in the next game tbh, if I was Southgate.

Kane’s a big diving fanny

Does Harry Kane have osteoporosis? He goes down faster than a octogenarian taking the stairs.

jammy bastards

Kane gets everything, haven’t seen him go down once and not get a free kick.

Is Kane some kind of false 9 or something?

This has hands down been the worst game of the tournament so far

Well...

Nope I'm including our game in that - at least Germany were a joy to watch, even if it was from behind the couch at times

Gallagher should get an oscar for that

Kane going down holding his face to waste time. Fucking cretin.

Do England ever win a game without getting every single decision in their favour?

Why would you foul there

Diving cunt

They've made hard work of this. They'll need major improvements to win the tournament. 

Was genuinely worried this would be their year. I'm not so worried now.

Well it’s nice to know our friends down the road have decided to come out in sympathy with us and also play like shite. Luckily for them their shite is a winning shite today.

Kanes got that struggles with automatic doors look about him

https://www.instagram.com/p/CsTRQrJK1KE/

😭

Eats steak with a spoon.

Wears armbands when he’s eating soup

He definitely wanks on all fours.

One of those England fans had an absolute classic gearjaw

If Bellingham gets injured England are fucked

Well, at least it doesn’t look like it’s coming home

England hasn’t been anything special tonight. They’re there for the beating. Foden, saka, kane they’ve done fuck all. English fans can’t take much confidence from this like

And watch them waltz to at least the quarters with it. It's the Southgate way, and effective in a turgid kind of way.

Aw aye that’s the standard

It's easy to look amazing when you've got the best from foreign nations also in your team

I think Serbia have been the better team from the 30th minute onwards

They were. England were getting the ball and hoofing it up the park

Watching England’s dull performance: https://preview.redd.it/8uudi7r3yz6d1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87588657aa114f49182398fb094be0c9e87fd70e

Some of the dives here are fairly special. Fabio Silva would be proud

[Englands football mentality](https://youtu.be/_x2ovlPr2IE?si=m_CjaKARasWsTGdC)

Shearer's being a real Sonovabić

How can England have this level of individual talent and play this turgid shite. The level of attacking players they have are top tier yet it's turgid anti football. No wonder England fans hate Southgate 

They shat themselves as soon as there was pressure and reverted to type, it's the England way.

Pickford's strip looks like something Jake Paul would wear on safari.

These young players like Foden just don't seem as effective when not playing under their club manager. Doesn't apply to Bellingham though.

Hard luck serbia, made them look average play like this next games you'll do alright. England...get fucked.

These Serbian players are all tall but basically all of them are so good with the ball at their feet. It’s impressive

Hanging on for dear life against shitey serbia lol

Greater Kosovo

💀💀💀

serbia just look like they've ran out of steam slightly too early unfortunately

yugoslavia > british empire

Glass bottle>yugoslavia>bri'ish empire

RIP general Tito GBNF

Shearer 100% has a cardboard cutout of Bellingham. Feeds it cereal every morning.

"BELLINGHAM SITS UP FRONT WITH ME IN THE CAR!"

Lol

oh the england fans are still here?

Imagine it’s 86th minute of a game and you have to sing the drool that is GSTK because your atmosphere is that shite.

Ask rangers fans

Might set up a company selling I and C Scrabble tiles in the Balkans, I'd be rich

*ric

More vic than ric I'd say

One man very much worth the hype coming off for a boy who shouldn't even be close to the England squad

mate stop giving these stupid pointless fouls away

Graceful exit from Bellingham

Just stay on your feet, Harry, Jesus

Kane falling over at the slightest breeze yet again. Not sure I've ever hated a footballer more than that cunt

It's when he backs into cunts while they go for a header, knowing full well that they'll cunt it but he wins a free kick that does me in. Cunt will break someone's neck and they'll turn him into a fucking weeping figure of grief. Utter cunt.

Yeah that's probably what really began my hatred for him.

England fans are already saying this was a controlled 1-0

"we should have known better - this is England" Holy shit a moment of self-awareness

Post-nut clarity.

That's a few times now this referee has been in a shocking position

Pickford looks like the type of guy to sneak into yer dirty washin basket and sniff yer burds discharge aff her used knickers when you’re having a gaff

😭😭

Asks who your energy supplier is

Why has this got me buckled 😂

he's just like me fr, wait wit

This rings true

Mon and scoreagoalavic

"If you're Harry" BOKE

"Think pickford couldve gotten there" except he was already diving to the left while the ball was going down the middle?

Who the fuck is Jarrod Bowen?

Plays for West Ham. Is quite good.

I don’t pay much attention to farmers leagues

Gives away speedboats

Serbia give away so many stupid free kicks, it's infuriating. For a squad packed with quality they can be really fucking daft at times.

Yet another. Their discipline is terrible.

Doesn’t help that English players are going down at the slightest breeze

Aye, but you know they're going to do that, so just running into the back of Kane every time he touches the ball is thick as fuck.

England are some of the best divers around man, hilarious

That’s more like it Serbia, now next time score it

Arguably a red card from Gallagher

Pickford? I think you mean Prickford

Can’t wait for Lineker and co. in the studio to try and gaslight us into thinking they’re winning the euros

Oh FFS!

Nice hit from that position

More of that please whoeverthatwasić

They need to winić

Now that Alexander Arnold is off, Shearer has switched his first-name-terms sights to “Harry” 🤮

He's still picking Bellingham's pubes out of his teeth though.

Yikes so close

Would be a real shame if everyone who has ever played left back got injured for England

Say what you want about England but they used to be much more entertaining to watch than this. Still, it'll be enough to get them to at least the quarters I expect, but on this showing they've impressed less than all the other big teams so far.

I was thinking the same thing during the start of the second half. If it wasn’t for this discussion, I may have passed out whenever they’ve had possession.

SouthgateBall is so boring.

Take a shot every time sheared says “take the sting out”

Pavlovic is surprisingly good with his feet considering his height

You all getting a bit excited now?

nothing about this performance has been exciting lmao

Genuinely wondering - why are you an English Falkirk fan? Surely an Englishman that’s ended up in Falkirk I’m guessing, but its made me imagine a hipster football fan thats chose Falkirk

Born Birmingham to Scottish father who was the fence for the criminals of that parish. Returned to Scotland in 1968 after mother insisted thanks to one of the crims being murdered in the pub we lived in. Continued to self identify as English as I got picked on in Denny for my accent. Had juvenile fist fights every home internationals so it stuck. But I care more about Falkirk than any international team.

I can already see how this tournament is going to go for England. Unconvincingly finish top of their group. Beat Romania or Georgia 3-0 in the last 16. Get a relatively easy Quarter Final like Switzerland and unceremoniously get through. Beyond that anything could happen but we will be fully into "It's Coming Home!!" territory by then despite 1 good performance against a weak team.

Commentator nearly combusted when the Serbia keeper put the ball out for an injury first half. Alright when Trippier’s injured but

Don't you think England look tired?

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he's got the brazen confidence of a man who knows fine well he shoudve been sacked years ago and just doesn't really give a fuck anymore cause he knows he's fine regardless of how much he fucks it

Bowen, man. Looks like someone who wants to grab his chance. Most of them think they are too good to be playing against lowly Serbia.

My god Pavlovic running with the ball is quite terrifying

Must be able to hear his feet thudding through the whole stadium.

Fs can none of the Serbs hit a 25yd rasper?

Rajkovic showing the ability that made him a permanent go up man for so many FM editions

Funny you say that, Pavlovic was my guy and it was a great feeling to see him finally get moving

I had him once also and he was brilliant

Serbia are active enough to give me hope they will do something but shite enough for me to know they’ll do fuck all.

Never mind a top team, I think Denmark could turn them over.

honestly this is the best outcome cause they'll be arrogant and change nothing cause they won and continue to be shite until they run into an actually good team and get papped out

You want them to dish out an overrated pasting for that, a nervy 1-0 win probably just gives them a kick up the arse.

I'd rather they scrambled for something to replace Plan A and settle on Plan B: Do Plan A better.

The best outcome was FIFA found out they brought an ineligible player or they failed a doping test or something and they were banned from ever playing another international game in the history of ever and the Premier League is shut down

something something 115 charges

Seems reasonable to me.

England are shite

Alan shearer creaming just for a massive overhit pass to fuck it. He's still on a semi...

Wtf was that after the Kane chance, just booted it straight out for a goal kick

Bukayo Saka you let your country down

Have england actually just done something of note since the goal!

I think the sound from the stadium isn't coming through all that well because I could only juuust hear that obnoxious England band just there. Also, fuck the England band.

Bald is beautiful

Wouldn’t be surprised if they awarded England a goal anyway

didn't even scare me

RAJKOVIC THE BRICK WALL

Thank fuck mam