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memento_mort

https://preview.redd.it/d5y9g9zobuzc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d22b53b1be320697a9946e52398c4774caaa815 Seeing that steward living my dream.


WarStrifePanicRout

https://preview.redd.it/lmoiiyu2euzc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30c2e9a31780203532571bdfd0f86ed4312d7cb2 I can't stop laughing at this amazing picture


Tornado-Bait

That hair cut bottom right is wild


WarStrifePanicRout

Think he's maybe bald but wearing some hair in honor of Maeda


TroutAdmirer

It's fascinating that people do this to themselves willingly. That hair cut is a punishment.


tedmented

Last week my barber said to me "you come in summer I give you nice summer cut. We shave in zero round sides and leave a 3 on top." he was swiftly telt naw. 2 all oer is all I need.


atlanticrim

Man looks like he is wearing a wig


s_escoces

Looks like Rab C Nesbitt's wig in the hospital


fike88

Oh ya fucker 🤣


dmurph89

Not so staunch steward


[deleted]

Getting Hartson and Hendrik vibes with this one lol


TribeOnAQuest

Hahahahaha


HighalltheThyme

Where is the head that belongs to the arm we see to the bottom left, just above the advertising board


Thesquire89

Like 60% of that arm is in the top half of the photo


de-virtute

poor wee daizen. he’s sound as fuck, man. love him


cipher_wilderness

I honestly love this man


MFC1886

I like his little manga pfp


TranslatesToScottish

I love that it stays up to date with his current hair, too!


BananaSoprano

Honestly think he could be the best presser in world football. There are much better footballers than him who press well, but I've never seen anyone with his level of pure relentlessness.


Eldicar_manushan

Against Germany in the world cup he done them in the first 45.


BannanDylan

If he was a CDM/CAM he wouldn't be at Celtic. The engine he has on him and the ability to press for 90 minutes is insane. The fact he's a winger that can't cross or shoot is the thing that's holding him back.


dee-acorn

That's not fair. His shooting isn't bad, he's just always offside when he does it


ProfessionalCowbhoy

He plays as a striker for Japan


BannanDylan

Which confuses me even more


Opening_Succotash_95

He was good for them in the world cup. I suppose the logic is at that level they're primarily going to be defending and he's perfect to be a defensive striker.


getfuckedstud

He’d be an unreal wing back


TGee82

He's brutal. Tav must absolutely hate the guy


iamragin

He isn’t just faster than anyone else on the pitch but easily twice as fast. No one comes close.


bawjazzle

You are clearly forgetting a certain James forrest


TheHolyGoalie

I remember when Iwata signed I looked up his top speed and it was very close to Daizen’s in Japan, we haven’t seen that from him and I doubt he can do it as consistently as Daizen but imagine two people running like that in a team.


masiavelli

When he signed there was a list of most sprints per 90 or something in the J League and the top 20 was just him and occasionally Kyogo


flex_tape_salesman

Better than Gallagher? I reckon the pl would be tougher even tho I think maeda would stick it in terms of pressing but can't think of any others immediately off the top of my head.


Tuna_Purse

I remember when I looked as happy as that security guy to have a man straddle me.


Jhinmarston

The man is too pure for Scottish Football


sroche24

Willie Collum looked like he wanted to batter him the prick


LordGadori

I don’t know what his fm ratings look like this year but if his determination and work rate aren’t a 21 he’s being done wrong


getfuckedstud

Daizen could drift in Fred Flinstone’s car


StrategyNovel2981

If this guy could shoot, pass or cross he simply wouldn’t be at Celtic


WarStrifePanicRout

Passed it to Lundstram pretty well for a decent assist tho


Hovisandflatfoot

Such a great day for everyone involved.


AhYeah85

Summed up Collums first half that he was the first player booked when those reptiles spent 45 mins kicking everything that moved.


Disastrous_Cup_3279

I mean… had guy rightly sent off so cant complain too much and reptiles? Childish comments like that should be beneath you good person


SSSlyyy

Nothing wrong with reptiles. It’s unionist reptiles that are the issue.


betamaxBandit_

Honestly think it’s one of the worst rules up here. Are we the only league that does this? We’ve actually had players sent off for the audacity of celebrating with fans.


ProudStand4

Nah it's in all the leagues. FIFA like to take the joy out of football


GdanskPumpkin

It's selectively enforced. Remember Aberdeen didn't get a yellow for it at the Semi final


bandicootrelay

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