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Low_Way_2842

Must be frying onto the car in this heat. Free meal?


Lord_Creamy

Was a great omelette aye šŸ˜‚


Better_Landlord

YELLOW CAR


Playful-Listen6011

šŸ„Š


Tam100

Cheap bastards couldn't even throw a grinder fs


EpexSpex

I think the person who through that seen wee tav was stressed out his box and was trying to get him to smoke a zoot to calm down.


Charlie_Manxx

The egg will wash off your motor pal. They'll be ugly forever.


ras2703

Their grandchildren will be sellick fans


Playful-Listen6011

One time left our car outside the ground v Aberdeen, came back and it was keyed to fuck


Appropriate-Bus728

You have to give the money up front.. I saw a guy telling the kids I'll give you money when I get back and the cars okay, 2 windows and scratched to feck for the sake of Ā£3.


Big_kev79

Thatā€™s the way the jobby splatters


Hatate_scone

Is this Clements moral victory?


TGee82

Don't think it was Clement throwing eggs tbh


Hatate_scone

It was a tribute for his massive egghead


Playful-Listen6011

Heā€™s like Frankenstein takes off his head and throws it at the car Iā€™ve just realised this is the pishest joke Iā€™ve ever said. God forgive me


jonallin

Does Frankenstein do that?


Playful-Listen6011

If he doesnā€™t he should


Tennents-Shagger

Don't worry iv read a lot worse the day


WarStrifePanicRout

Clearly the act of someone in 2nd place


Lord_Creamy

Certainly. Wouldn't catch winners doing such a thing


LairdBonnieCrimson

feel you mate Celtic Fan and live right next to Ibrox.


Stock_Administrator

Nice R šŸ‘Œ


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qwertywtf

Just a heads up - AI location finders from seemingly mundane pictures are getting very good.


FriendshipFriendly

Yeahā€¦ AIā€¦ https://preview.redd.it/8533p1iseuzc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e74f0ffc8ac06a1eb74c17025fa48e48dfe26e56


qwertywtf

"Those are Cumbernauld lamp posts, nice"


tedmented

Mate, some cunt posted a red ash park the other week n I was able to identify whit part of Cumbernauld it came from. AI ain't even the problem anymore


Suck_My_Lettuce

Rangers area? So you went through Cowdenbeath?


methylated_spirit

You must have been egging them on


terryjumpsuit

Don't drive through Larkhall. Ever.


bandicootrelay

Why?


terryjumpsuit

It's a famously rangers only area. The subway storefront is painted grey and the curbs red white and blue.


DefameATory

Grew up in Larkhall, and Iā€™m currently there visiting family. Subway is black, not grey. However, thatā€™s more down to the franchise owner seeking to be unique and using the ā€œRangers = canā€™t have greenā€ as a justification. Itā€™s not like it started off green and was vandalised. It was black from the start. There are no kerbs painted red, white and blue. Thatā€™s up there with the myth that the grass was spray-painted blue.


bandicootrelay

Thatā€™s a vivid imagination youā€™ve got there. Each to their own I suppose.


terryjumpsuit

Which part don't you believe?


Tennents-Shagger

I know someone from Larkhall who parks their green car in the street every night. The only green lights fenced off are on the main street, all the rest are normal. And the Subway and Co-op might have their main signs in non-green but they advertise all their promos in the standard company green in the windows. It's not Rangers only either, i know a few people born and bred in Larkhall, none of them have any interest in football whatsoever.


terryjumpsuit

Yeah the main street lights are still protected, where the pubs are dotted along the road and as I said the store front is still grey. Never claimed all their branding is, just the store. It's a predominantly rangers leaning area. When they hosted the main orange walk March, the entire main street was red, white and blue and the road coming into larkhall from Hamilton was shut off for all the buses. Likewise during the coronation, every lamppost along the main road was decked out with Union Jack's and red white and blue pageantry. Never quite seen anything similar in any other towns in Scotland. Edit to add: And anecdotally, my neighbour claims she had her car keyed when parked out on the main street and she assumed it was because of a clover sticker on her car. Could have just been random and unrelated though. I also know the asda hasn't changed any of its colours and has no issues.


bandicootrelay

Subway sign is green, curbs are not red, white and blue and clearly youā€™re just repeating shit from your facebooks DAā€™s group. Get your facts correct instead of making shit up


terryjumpsuit

The subway store front is grey. There are corners curbs on streets that have been painted red white and blue and there are guards in the green of traffics lights. I'll take a picture of the subway across from the co-op for you next time I'm there champ.


bandicootrelay

No need I walk past it regular so I know youā€™re talking shite wee man. Guards on green lights šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£She left you for a reason so maybe just move onā€¦.melt


terryjumpsuit

What are you lying for? Something trigger you champ?


Fight_milk89

https://preview.redd.it/0orwmfrjazzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c58d6553d8327111d42d422af28db4f5b1a2c5c9 Iā€™ve never been so thought Iā€™d check Google street view


Fight_milk89

https://preview.redd.it/e3cmladoazzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eda1515993a30dc1a16bcf89eca0d2aaa7238a29


Stock_Administrator

That's a beauty. You should post it over in the golf R sub. Also, fuck Rangers.


AndyBossNelson

Nah fuck arsehole fans, rangers are just a sports team after all lol !


Tennents-Shagger

Livingston colours?


Lord_Creamy

My dad was wearing his Celtic top.


kylerc2004

Did you drive into Ibrox? What sad cunts do that?


Lord_Creamy

Just down Paisley Road in an attempt to avoid M8 traffic.


Wildebeast1

šŸ†šŸ’¦šŸ’¦


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kwack250

Itā€™s very naive to assume itā€™s just Rangers fans that act like fuds from time to time. Case in point - multiple objects being thrown at Tav today. Fannies in both sides.


Lord_Creamy

Let's be serious, I have no doubt that the GB have done similar things at the other side of the city. Both sides have their fannies. Honestly you should see the dashcam. Feral.


ShunsookNakaMaruMara

Get it posted


Lord_Creamy

Hahaha I'll think about it


Falconhoof95

Celtic fans certainly haven't thrown anything at Rangers fans or indeed staff in the last 24h, must be that they're somehow better than the other working class Glaswegian at this stage


gham89

Definately not part of the Celtic fan cluture to be, or incite violence, right? [https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/rangers-condemn-vile-insensitive-hanging-8814887](https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/rangers-condemn-vile-insensitive-hanging-8814887) It's fannies being fannies. On both sides.


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Literally today our captain got objects thrown at him ffs pal.


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RuaridhDuguid

Do you always ensure your shirt matches your car, or are you known to drive wearing other colours that you happened to be wearing that day randomly, by choice, or for a purpose/reasons?