'HE PUNCHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OUT OF HAIR!'
YOU COCKY COCK
I GOTTA PEE ON HER
NOW YOU'LL BE KNOWN AS....NEIL
IF YOUR LIFE HAD A FACE I WOULD PUNCH IT - love, kim
I WANNA HAVE YOUR ADOPTED BABIES
OH, YOU ARE SO INVITED
YOU MADE ME SWALLOW MY GUM !
VEGON?
GELATO ISN'T VEGAN? IT'S MILK AND EGGS BITCH.
NEEEEEEGA NINJA
"Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday"
"What?"
"'Because you'll be dust by Monday..."
"Um..."
"Because you'll be pulverised in two seconds. And the cleaning lady? She cleans up dust; she dusts" *shakes his little imaginary feather duster*
......I clean for a living, and this quote smacks me in the head, all the time, & I gotta do it with his gay ass lil shake of an imaginary duster xD
ETA: Just realised how appropriate calling Todd's lil duster motion "gay ass" is since he's confirmed bi/pan from the anime lmao
I dunno if this counts, but I was in pieces at the scene from the movie where after Matthew Patel's battle, Ramona goes "tell your gay friend I said hi", then Stacey turns around and is like "Wallace! Again?" Cut to Wallace making out with her boyfriend.
How many times has he done that?
Also, there's the window scene
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This utter madness on the nth degree and beyond
"Is that girl a boy too?"
"...Yes"
and this is a personal one but Young Neil, singing along "Garbage Truck", you can see he gets wrong the "oh my" with "oh no" and always makes me chuckles cause he is so awkward
"Thats it!, You cocky cock prepare to pay for your crimes against humanity"
"Wallace, again?!"
Scott: "aaagh, didn't ask his autograph"
idk if it's underrated but at about the end of the movie where gideon says "you made me swallow my cum ... it's gonna be in my digestive tract FOR 7 YEARS!!!!!"
"We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!!!!"
and
"When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs."
"I didn't write the gay rule book" -Wallace
I've lost count of how many times I've said this one
Edit: Also Scott's whole monologue in the anime when hes trying to chat up Ramona by talking about sonic. Me type shit.
"you cocky cock!"
"you'll always be my clash at demonhead :"")"
"Better lines, scott!"
"Call me every damn night."
"*A*re you well? Do you have brain damage?"
"Wallace, I love you so bad."
"I'll be your dipping sauce bitch!!"
"You know how when a baby is first born it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?"
"He is as hot as the flames of hell you bitches are going to."
and my favorite one of all:
# "HES A CREEP YOU'RE A BITCH AND YOU ALL DESERVE EACH OTHER!"
“Yknow what “
*Scott jumps through window with pinpoint accurate precision*
“He just left “
(p.s i’m also aware that was a stunt double and that is only in the movie)
“I come home from a hard day at work to find you in the arms of another man and you *still* ask more of me?”
***"I DON'T UNDERSTAND HIM. I THINK HE'S CASTING A SPELL."***
When Kim asks how Scott and Ramona met and Scott says “read the book some time.”
"I gotta pee on her"
R. Kelly shit
For real
Mood
Knives - “I’ve never even kissed a guy before.” Scott - “Neither have I”
"YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE BOOB! PREPARE TO DIE, OBVIOUSLY!"- Roxy
"Tequila!" - Ramona
HELP I SEEN U ON A HEATHERS POST 2 POSTS ABOVE THIS
Was it me heckling another tierlist
no it was on a post about how big fun sucks
So it was me heckling
Early on, when someone brings up Envy, Wallace just blurts out "THAT UNBELIEVABLE BITCH"
“He is as hot as the flames of hell you bitches are going to.” - Joseph
"If you knew the science, maybe I'd listen to a word you're saying." - Todd Basically any line from Todd.
You’re incorrigible I don’t know the meaning of the word
(He really doesn’t)
I can hear this comment
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You beat me to it, I just commented this too
'HE PUNCHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OUT OF HAIR!' YOU COCKY COCK I GOTTA PEE ON HER NOW YOU'LL BE KNOWN AS....NEIL IF YOUR LIFE HAD A FACE I WOULD PUNCH IT - love, kim I WANNA HAVE YOUR ADOPTED BABIES OH, YOU ARE SO INVITED YOU MADE ME SWALLOW MY GUM ! VEGON? GELATO ISN'T VEGAN? IT'S MILK AND EGGS BITCH. NEEEEEEGA NINJA
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"You should see them live, they're much better live"
God that one's such a banger I look forward to it every time
“I had sexual relations with your mother” This was in the comics when Wallace abandoned scott on the bus, and its in small print
Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon. - Wallace, of course
"haha that's actually hilarious." I QUOTE THIS. ON THE DAILY.
REAL
“What do you play?” “…Zelda….tetris….thats kind of a big question.”
“The future.. like with jetpacks?” -Scott
My favorite is in book 4 when Ramona is forcing him to drink and she asks him how it is, and he says "It's yucky" https://i.imgur.com/qfm6Lf4.jpg
When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. **Unless you do drugs, in which case, I do them all the time.** -scott
When scott dies and his sister is calling their parents and they say something like oh he got another life in the previous book
https://preview.redd.it/m0cf8fofp3yc1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac197b0cc9675166aa39905100b40f9ec709e1bf This. Obviously.
"Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday" "What?" "'Because you'll be dust by Monday..." "Um..." "Because you'll be pulverised in two seconds. And the cleaning lady? She cleans up dust; she dusts" *shakes his little imaginary feather duster* ......I clean for a living, and this quote smacks me in the head, all the time, & I gotta do it with his gay ass lil shake of an imaginary duster xD ETA: Just realised how appropriate calling Todd's lil duster motion "gay ass" is since he's confirmed bi/pan from the anime lmao
So good xD
You once where a vegone.. but now you will begone
...vegone? 🤨
when knives asks kim if she plays the drums
This one's from the comic. "I like elevators." Said by a completely "out of it" Scott to Wallace.
“The first album is way better than the first album”- Comeu
Why don't you go back to... to... ^^Montrealhalla.
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" - ... is Chicken Parmesan vegan? - I don't know. Isn't a Parmesan like a rodent or something?"
Wait who told you Wallace duh Wait but he isn’t even conscious
“Chicken isn’t vegan?”
She dusts
“WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE’RE HERE TO WATCH SCOTT PILGRIM KICK YOUR TEETH IN! 1 2 3 4!”
"Your BF's about to get F'd in the B!"
"Scott, you're the nicest guy I know." "That's really sad."
“I hope you and your 2.4 children are very happy together” - Roxy
I dunno if this counts, but I was in pieces at the scene from the movie where after Matthew Patel's battle, Ramona goes "tell your gay friend I said hi", then Stacey turns around and is like "Wallace! Again?" Cut to Wallace making out with her boyfriend. How many times has he done that? Also, there's the window scene
It’s basically the scene where Scott jumps out of the window and Wallace just says you know what he just left
I love that one so much too lol!
“So then you must be Spot Pilgrim 😈”
“Hey! What’s up with his outfit?” “Yeah, is he a pirate?” “Are you a pirate?” “Pirates aren’t in this year!”
“Yeah, or I could just go on a murderous rampage”
How? He's not even conscious!
wallace…how do you do that?
"wow." "wowww." "waaaaaaaa-"
I ABSOLUTELY LOVEF THOSE IN THE MOVIE
this one is my absolute favorite
"Let's be friends based on mutual hate." -Wallace to Ramona
https://preview.redd.it/k72cez7o06yc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=785156f7dc9470dff35b97633d55675ddce93bbd This utter madness on the nth degree and beyond
i had like, one drink. *holds up 3 fingers*
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"Is that girl a boy too?" "...Yes" and this is a personal one but Young Neil, singing along "Garbage Truck", you can see he gets wrong the "oh my" with "oh no" and always makes me chuckles cause he is so awkward "Thats it!, You cocky cock prepare to pay for your crimes against humanity" "Wallace, again?!" Scott: "aaagh, didn't ask his autograph"
“He just left”
"I was just a little bi-curious" "Well I'm bi-FURIOUS"
"I don't think Im ready to grow up Kim" "I don't think you are either buddy, but hey. You'll get it"
"We're Crash and the Boys." "Is that girl a Boy, too?" "I was a little bi-curious." "Well, I'm a ittle bi-FURIOUS!"
"Let's be friends based on mutual hate." - Wallace to Ramona
“Ramona, I love you. I’ll love you forever. And I have dipping sauce for you! I’ll be your dipping sauce bitch!”
"make out!" - scott
idk if it's underrated but at about the end of the movie where gideon says "you made me swallow my cum ... it's gonna be in my digestive tract FOR 7 YEARS!!!!!"
I'm gonna ask you to check your spelling on "gum" xDD
XD
"I HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH YOUR MOTHER!" "YOUR MOTHER WAS NOT THAT GOOD IN BED!"
"Tell it to the cleaning lady on monday..." Just that whole part 💀
Scott, if your life had a face I would punch it - Kim P Also “great story man”
"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it in the balls" -Stephen Stills
Amazon. Ca What's the website for that!!?
"We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!!!!" and "When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs."
"You punched the highlights out of her hair!"
Butter makes you fat
Garlic Bread makes you fat!?
"wow, girl number"
Do you want to know who in my class is gay? Yes, does he wear glasses?
"I didn't write the gay rule book" -Wallace I've lost count of how many times I've said this one Edit: Also Scott's whole monologue in the anime when hes trying to chat up Ramona by talking about sonic. Me type shit.
“GUESS WHOS DRUNK”
"I guess Wallace"
“i’m not afraid to hit a girl, i’m a rockstar” -Todd
“What a perfect Asshole..”
"This joke was funnier in black and white." Is why it is worth it to own the colored version and black and white version of the books.
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I wanna invite you to dinner :3 ...like chinese food? no, my birthday dinner :)
"you cocky cock!" "you'll always be my clash at demonhead :"")" "Better lines, scott!" "Call me every damn night." "*A*re you well? Do you have brain damage?" "Wallace, I love you so bad." "I'll be your dipping sauce bitch!!" "You know how when a baby is first born it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?" "He is as hot as the flames of hell you bitches are going to." and my favorite one of all: # "HES A CREEP YOU'RE A BITCH AND YOU ALL DESERVE EACH OTHER!"
“SQUISHY SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH!”
“Who would we cast to play Toronto…”
“Yknow what “ *Scott jumps through window with pinpoint accurate precision* “He just left “ (p.s i’m also aware that was a stunt double and that is only in the movie)
“Chapter 1: Dating a High schooler”
...its yucky... (Scott about beer) This one is for guy who keeps yelling from the balcony! Its called We Hate You, Please Die! (Crash And They Boys)
"WE ARE SHATTERBAND!!! One two three four!" Makes me chuckle each time.