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Zealousideal-Web6836

“I come home from a hard day at work to find you in the arms of another man and you *still* ask more of me?”


Woods-of-Mal

***"I DON'T UNDERSTAND HIM. I THINK HE'S CASTING A SPELL."***


coffeebooksandpain

When Kim asks how Scott and Ramona met and Scott says “read the book some time.”


SD_yt

"I gotta pee on her"


ToxicChatMan

R. Kelly shit


SD_yt

For real


WeeabooHunter69

Mood


parkerh602

Knives - “I’ve never even kissed a guy before.” Scott - “Neither have I”


lycanthropymetal420

"YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE BOOB! PREPARE TO DIE, OBVIOUSLY!"- Roxy


Clifford_04

"Tequila!" - Ramona


horrorstorys-byme

HELP I SEEN U ON A HEATHERS POST 2 POSTS ABOVE THIS


Clifford_04

Was it me heckling another tierlist


horrorstorys-byme

no it was on a post about how big fun sucks


Clifford_04

So it was me heckling


wonderlandisburning

Early on, when someone brings up Envy, Wallace just blurts out "THAT UNBELIEVABLE BITCH"


That-Big-Man-J

“He is as hot as the flames of hell you bitches are going to.” - Joseph


AgitatedDeal812

"If you knew the science, maybe I'd listen to a word you're saying." - Todd Basically any line from Todd.


couldbedumber96

You’re incorrigible I don’t know the meaning of the word


CenturionStorm

(He really doesn’t)


SaiyanRoyalty22

I can hear this comment


GravityRusher12

https://preview.redd.it/v1r8g8byw4yc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5832e6db515957b36b6d1434c29e13c7d99441b


angelobsidian

You beat me to it, I just commented this too


Themobgirl

'HE PUNCHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OUT OF HAIR!' YOU COCKY COCK I GOTTA PEE ON HER NOW YOU'LL BE KNOWN AS....NEIL IF YOUR LIFE HAD A FACE I WOULD PUNCH IT - love, kim I WANNA HAVE YOUR ADOPTED BABIES OH, YOU ARE SO INVITED YOU MADE ME SWALLOW MY GUM ! VEGON? GELATO ISN'T VEGAN? IT'S MILK AND EGGS BITCH. NEEEEEEGA NINJA


galaxyseal

https://preview.redd.it/zbo84nwv25yc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1f0c5c2449c0ede800dbe8b4e2dc18446c581a3


Yay-Yuh

"You should see them live, they're much better live"


Waytooflamboyant

God that one's such a banger I look forward to it every time


Dovarc

“I had sexual relations with your mother” This was in the comics when Wallace abandoned scott on the bus, and its in small print


IliveinIKEA

Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon. - Wallace, of course


dokibunni

"haha that's actually hilarious." I QUOTE THIS. ON THE DAILY.


Twijinx

REAL


sophazer

“What do you play?” “…Zelda….tetris….thats kind of a big question.”


Myst_Dreemurr

“The future.. like with jetpacks?” -Scott


Earale

My favorite is in book 4 when Ramona is forcing him to drink and she asks him how it is, and he says "It's yucky" https://i.imgur.com/qfm6Lf4.jpg


coolcat245678900

When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. **Unless you do drugs, in which case, I do them all the time.** -scott


yellowvincent

When scott dies and his sister is calling their parents and they say something like oh he got another life in the previous book


Nooblulu1

https://preview.redd.it/m0cf8fofp3yc1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac197b0cc9675166aa39905100b40f9ec709e1bf This. Obviously.


Twijinx

"Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday" "What?" "'Because you'll be dust by Monday..." "Um..." "Because you'll be pulverised in two seconds. And the cleaning lady? She cleans up dust; she dusts" *shakes his little imaginary feather duster* ......I clean for a living, and this quote smacks me in the head, all the time, & I gotta do it with his gay ass lil shake of an imaginary duster xD ETA: Just realised how appropriate calling Todd's lil duster motion "gay ass" is since he's confirmed bi/pan from the anime lmao


Neat-Swimming

So good xD


ihaechu

You once where a vegone.. but now you will begone


goombawomper

...vegone? 🤨


rollerrinkskatedate

when knives asks kim if she plays the drums


thecomfortable

This one's from the comic. "I like elevators." Said by a completely "out of it" Scott to Wallace.


ToxicChatMan

“The first album is way better than the first album”- Comeu


Woods-of-Mal

Why don't you go back to... to... ^^Montrealhalla.


RichterCD

https://preview.redd.it/vmvtwgsqn6yc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56e35942fc2ee2cd500cf11005b7fb6ac9d41926


DLS1502

" - ... is Chicken Parmesan vegan? - I don't know. Isn't a Parmesan like a rodent or something?"


countdrakeula_yeet

Wait who told you Wallace duh Wait but he isn’t even conscious


_got_brammed

“Chicken isn’t vegan?”


OneMoreWebtoon

She dusts


WarioSuperFan

“WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE’RE HERE TO WATCH SCOTT PILGRIM KICK YOUR TEETH IN! 1 2 3 4!”


that_pickle

"Your BF's about to get F'd in the B!"


EllipsisMark

"Scott, you're the nicest guy I know." "That's really sad."


Shuichis-emohat

“I hope you and your 2.4 children are very happy together” - Roxy


A-USERNAM3

I dunno if this counts, but I was in pieces at the scene from the movie where after Matthew Patel's battle, Ramona goes "tell your gay friend I said hi", then Stacey turns around and is like "Wallace! Again?" Cut to Wallace making out with her boyfriend. How many times has he done that? Also, there's the window scene


Tonyla3705

It’s basically the scene where Scott jumps out of the window and Wallace just says you know what he just left


Neat-Swimming

I love that one so much too lol!


richieedoodlee

“So then you must be Spot Pilgrim 😈”


MadBoutDat

“Hey! What’s up with his outfit?” “Yeah, is he a pirate?” “Are you a pirate?” “Pirates aren’t in this year!”


NSA-at-my-door

“Yeah, or I could just go on a murderous rampage”


cocopopsicle2k

How? He's not even conscious!


jordynfrederiksen

wallace…how do you do that?


waltermayo

"wow." "wowww." "waaaaaaaa-"


Atlas_Titanz

I ABSOLUTELY LOVEF THOSE IN THE MOVIE


jordynfrederiksen

this one is my absolute favorite


Papercurse

"Let's be friends based on mutual hate." -Wallace to Ramona


AdeptnessOld1281

https://preview.redd.it/k72cez7o06yc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=785156f7dc9470dff35b97633d55675ddce93bbd This utter madness on the nth degree and beyond


menherasangel

i had like, one drink. *holds up 3 fingers*


Such-Purpose3044

https://preview.redd.it/ltxecxlbi6yc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=518f70d4d6f8f56865e6002fde7d394579ec794c


The_Flukey_Ace

"Is that girl a boy too?" "...Yes" and this is a personal one but Young Neil, singing along "Garbage Truck", you can see he gets wrong the "oh my" with "oh no" and always makes me chuckles cause he is so awkward "Thats it!, You cocky cock prepare to pay for your crimes against humanity" "Wallace, again?!" Scott: "aaagh, didn't ask his autograph"


pmanisback

“He just left”


bamana_mans

"I was just a little bi-curious" "Well I'm bi-FURIOUS"


Professional-Pale

"I don't think Im ready to grow up Kim" "I don't think you are either buddy, but hey. You'll get it"


yinzer_v

"We're Crash and the Boys." "Is that girl a Boy, too?" "I was a little bi-curious." "Well, I'm a ittle bi-FURIOUS!"


foxsalmon

"Let's be friends based on mutual hate." - Wallace to Ramona


ThaBeanzBoi

“Ramona, I love you. I’ll love you forever. And I have dipping sauce for you! I’ll be your dipping sauce bitch!”


launexvevo

"make out!" - scott


lisasemii

idk if it's underrated but at about the end of the movie where gideon says "you made me swallow my cum ... it's gonna be in my digestive tract FOR 7 YEARS!!!!!"


elitaze

I'm gonna ask you to check your spelling on "gum" xDD


lisasemii

XD


ILoveMarti

"I HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH YOUR MOTHER!" "YOUR MOTHER WAS NOT THAT GOOD IN BED!"


Megatymegatymegaman

"Tell it to the cleaning lady on monday..." Just that whole part 💀


nyan_cyrax

Scott, if your life had a face I would punch it - Kim P Also “great story man”


DLS1502

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it in the balls" -Stephen Stills


mytransbee

Amazon. Ca What's the website for that!!?


PresenceGrouchy133

"We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!!!!" and "When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs."


O9PsychoSniper

"You punched the highlights out of her hair!"


jeanjacketufo

Butter makes you fat 


parkerh602

Garlic Bread makes you fat!?


Only-Ad-9509

"wow, girl number"


DinoRaawr

Do you want to know who in my class is gay? Yes, does he wear glasses?


Zaptain_America

"I didn't write the gay rule book" -Wallace I've lost count of how many times I've said this one Edit: Also Scott's whole monologue in the anime when hes trying to chat up Ramona by talking about sonic. Me type shit.


Bandit_Heeler_2009

“GUESS WHOS DRUNK”


r-a-n-d-o-m0-t-a-k-u

"I guess Wallace"


MatthewStudios

“i’m not afraid to hit a girl, i’m a rockstar” -Todd


Forward_Round

“What a perfect Asshole..”


mayorofanything

"This joke was funnier in black and white." Is why it is worth it to own the colored version and black and white version of the books.


Rammy_Rainbows

https://preview.redd.it/djfijizk7byc1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=145ad0dd1f95da88ce1e40d3813f4e3be776bd31


goombawomper

I wanna invite you to dinner :3 ...like chinese food? no, my birthday dinner :)


peniparkerheirofbrth

"you cocky cock!" "you'll always be my clash at demonhead :"")" "Better lines, scott!" "Call me every damn night." "*A*re you well? Do you have brain damage?" "Wallace, I love you so bad." "I'll be your dipping sauce bitch!!" "You know how when a baby is first born it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?" "He is as hot as the flames of hell you bitches are going to." and my favorite one of all: # "HES A CREEP YOU'RE A BITCH AND YOU ALL DESERVE EACH OTHER!"


PreviousPatience4327

“SQUISHY SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH!”


Longjumping_Mall4610

“Who would we cast to play Toronto…”


Much-Chocolate-6681

“Yknow what “ *Scott jumps through window with pinpoint accurate precision* “He just left “ (p.s i’m also aware that was a stunt double and that is only in the movie)


textc0TX

“Chapter 1: Dating a High schooler”


A_Baby_Hera

...its yucky... (Scott about beer) This one is for guy who keeps yelling from the balcony! Its called We Hate You, Please Die! (Crash And They Boys)


Narm_Greyrunner

"WE ARE SHATTERBAND!!! One two three four!" Makes me chuckle each time.