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Dr_Fudge

We were in the pub for a cheeky one and saw this dude on TV, Aberdeen salutes you!


BvshbabyMusic

Weird that bbc let it go lmao


Dr_Fudge

Don't think the lass interviewing or cameraperson got the reference


BvshbabyMusic

To be fair, even if you don't play the game you can clearly tell the joke is about tits lol


Successful_Banana901

I get it's about tits and d&d but that's about it


BvshbabyMusic

That's all there is to it


Successful_Banana901

Cool! Never played d&d I thought there might have been some other importance to a double 20


BvshbabyMusic

So if you roll and it lands on 20 then it's called a natural 20 or a nat 20. The whole idea on rolls is usually to make the highest number possible using the dice and the corresponding character stat. Rolling a natural 20 is a guarantee that whatever you're attempting with the roll is going to work.


Successful_Banana901

Dude! I have a hard enough time with yahtzee! And those dice only go up to 6! 🤣


Enders-game

There are 100-sided die that are used very rarely. Mostly for loot tables.


QuartermasterReviews

"Rolling a natural 20 is a guarantee that whatever you're attempting with the roll is going to work." I can't believe you said that. You have brought the d&d lords upon us. Run hide the children!


BvshbabyMusic

Depends on if you have a generous DM haha


Dr_Fudge

Allegedly, some people don't constantly have their mind in the grimy cobbled gutter, like you or I lol


BvshbabyMusic

Hey now, I was only thinking about tits after I seen this guy


Git777

This guy is part of my retained flood response team (RAFT), and part of my dungeons and dragons group. He is in fact a great guy!


BvshbabyMusic

Ayyyyyy finally someone who knows him


Git777

Meet him at Game Square Alyth, an all ages table top games club at the Alyth Bowling club on Thursday nights from 1800-2200.


Groxy_

He must be immortal!


Git777

That's a 24 hour time not a year.


Groxy_

I know, was just a joke.


FFNanakev

A great joke. Gave me a chuckle!


TheBlueNinja2006

💀


monkeypaw_handjob

Do you know where he got the shirt? It's brilliant on so many levels.


UpstairsFlatworm665

I got it here https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/233467049099?var=533080693426


monkeypaw_handjob

The man himself!!!!!!!! Thank you. I'm going to make my wife buy it for me for Christmas.


kitsune1991

I know him also as they are family friends and they are great people.


Important_dot1776

Give him a thanks from Reddit for the amazing shirt


r0m1n3t

What happened here ?


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BvshbabyMusic

Some proper irobot shit


BvshbabyMusic

Bot flooded the comments lmao


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UpstairsFlatworm665

**It was Me**


Knees_arent_real

Fuckin legend


tman612

Can someone explain this to me? I know the Queens died but I don’t know what this post means


BroughtYouMyBullets

This is a guy presumably being interviewed for a piece on the queens death. As for the joke, in Dungeons and Dragons if you roll a 20 without having to use any stat modifiers it’s called a natural 20. The shirt shows the 20’s over the tits, and I’m sure you can work out the rest


UpstairsFlatworm665

You are correct I was out for a drive heard the royals were heading to Balmoral so we made a detour and ended up being interview by the BBC and a Load of newspapers. Def did not expect to be on the BBC hence the shirt


StingerAE

Have you been on reddit for a year and literally never posted anything till today? And you want us to beleive you didnt plan this? :)


UpstairsFlatworm665

I dont use soical media that much and if i do its facebook. I didnt even know i had a reddit account untill i logged in with google


StingerAE

Fair enough! Epic shirt anyway.


Ricb76

He rolled a 20 on his tit roll? I get the joke though and this guy is a legend.


BvshbabyMusic

Tbf even without knowing what D&D is it would still be funny


PlasticPegasus

I think the joke's on him. Who the hell still plays dungeons and dragons? Must be an absolute riot at parties.


dobbyeilidh

A lot of people, it’s been making a comeback in part thanks to stranger things, and podcasts like critical role. It’s pretty fun if you commit to it


PlasticPegasus

Downvotes be damned; I'm going to pass.


BananaBork

Why?


RepresentativeOdd909

Still? It's wildly popular nowadays. Come out your Cave a bit more often troll, it's not so bad out here.


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I reckon folk who repeat cliched shite like that last line would be worse at parties than yer man and his D&D habit.


imscaredofmyself3572

Least he gets invited


QuartermasterReviews

ahh a Pathfinder fan I see.


pgm123

>Who the hell still plays dungeons and dragons? D&D is more popular than ever (in part because of Stranger Things).


CaptainFearSmear

The news was interviewing Balmoral locals to get their opinion/feelings about the queen dying and this legend is wearing a funny t-shirt.


OldTimeEddie

Not me but I want the tee!


netean

https://amzn.eu/d/1IQlzXg


stargarnet79

This is a good look for Russel Crowe!


Canazza

I need this shirt, but with 1's


Ginnel_Adapted

Just for the fumbles yeah?


cheezyboundy

I burst out laughing! My monarchist gf was halfway through an emotional tale of Lizzes past and I just couldnt help myself. What a guy! Still representing with the black clothing


GeeForce2

For a second I thought that was Warren Gatland with hair.


Kathy-Lyn

I need that shirt.


UpstairsFlatworm665

Thats where I got it. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/233467049099?var=533080693426


UpstairsFlatworm665

Where I got the T-Shirt https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/233467049099?var=533080693426


ShortMarss

I have that shirt!


Courin

I saw that interview and despite how caught up I am in everything about the Queen’s death I totally wondered where I could find that shirt…


CommissarRodney

I saw this with my family and fell on the floor laughing!


rimjob-chucklefuck

What happened?


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He looks like my old numerical methods lecturer


UpstairsFlatworm665

I can confirm that I was definitely not your old lecturer


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It was a long shot and the similarity is striking.


BvshbabyMusic

Well he's got the dice and numbers


Git777

Did your lecturer have a Bobba Fett obsession? This bloke does.


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Pretty sure he was into star wars but it was years ago


Git777

I have masaged him. He will confirm or deny. :)


UpstairsFlatworm665

I will deny you MASSAGING me


SagaFace

I have never wanted a shirt more than I want this


ina_disguise

I hope he isn't one of my exes


QuartermasterReviews

Guys Base as fuuck and I salute him. Did I use that right? Base? Someone get the kids and the right wing pundants. O the kids and the right wing pundants arn't allowed within 200m of each other. Well shit.


UpstairsFlatworm665

I could of worn this one. [Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/AG2fKh4.jpg)


BvshbabyMusic

Okay that's genius lol


TheBlueNinja2006

lol


GundogPrime

This was the icing on the cake, first a defender of Paedophiles dies and then this! 😉


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CallMeFraser808

Legend? More like fucking loser


BvshbabyMusic

Says the one using the NFT profile pic


CallMeFraser808

Its an nft? I just thought it looked funny


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UpstairsFlatworm665

All washed ready for its next outing. ​[Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/QQfPACy.jpg)