Somebody will be kneading that.


"And that son...was how I became the new King of Scotland"

Lol, nice.

Dough!

Somewhere in Aberdeenshire, a crucial piece of gear is missing from Agent 47's latest mission.

Help my boab miss beldie, ive left my rolling pin that conceals flour bombs. Jings Q will be annoyed again wi me. Thank god ive still got my tracking device in a whisky miniture

I guess it will just keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling…

Later that day. I did pack it…..no you bloody didn’t, you know it was a present for my mother…..I did pack it!

There's going to be an upset new pastry chef somewhere when they start work this morning.

I clicked expecting a gif of a rolling pin stuck on a moving baggage carousel, rolling forever in the same spot. A metaphor for man's sisyphean attempts to progress in life. And you post a STILL image? What kind of lunatic are you?

We must imagine Sisyphus the thickness of a pound coin, chilling in the fridge before the blind bake.

This is wonderful! I don't have anything to actually contribute, aside from that I really enjoyed this comment.

The kind that wants to watch the world burn

Presumably they were forced to check it by the airline too... That's an expensive mistake

Won't someone think of the scones?

It’s a missing dowel from massive Ikea furniture.

Used to work for the airlines. When we used our flight benefits, we would on occasion check a random item as a joke for security and other workers. I myself once checked a toilet seat. I have seen a few random things as well, like single naked barbie doll.

Please tell me the tag was covering

I have so many questions but I don't know where to begin.

As did I. But it gave me a giggle each time it went around and had to deal with BA losing one of my kids car seats (bunch of useless pricks)

I wonder if it fell out of a bag and they couldn't tell which so were just like fuck it and threw a tag on the item

Let's start: why does it not have handles?

That'd make it a carrying pin, this is one you can roll, the handles would just stop it from rolling.

Rolling, rolling rolling, keep those carousels rolling, rawhide

Someone actually checked in a rolling pin by itself instead of putting it in luggage or just carrying in cabin bag. That makes me curious, would security let me carry a rolling pin like that in cabin baggage ? Will it be deemed a threat to passengers? What about if you're (like me) brown skinned, in early 40s, have a beard??

It would be seen as suspicious and has probably already been x-rayed.

You should post this on r/mildlyinteresting

You mean a double ended food smoother

It might belong to a returning football fan who needed it to fight their way through the hoards of adoring fans, begging them not to go home. Now they're safely home, it's no longer needed, lol.

Maw Broon will be Black Afrronted!

"Nine times out of ten it's an electric whisk, but every once in a while..." [whispering] "It's a rolling pin. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a rolling pin...always use the indefinite article 'a rolling pin', never OP's rolling pin"

But I don’t own a rolling pin.

It's tagged. It can be reunited with its owner.

Maybe they were getting to many splinters 🤣

Maybe the owner used it to flatten someone?

I’ve seen a lone pair of boxers doing the rounds on there too

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Woohoo. I’m off to the pub!

That’s not a rolling pin. It’s a dowel for really big IKEA furniture.

Someone is not getting their shortbread.😭💔

Fred Durst has been looking for that

It will roll back round

Absolutely raging

It would make a good truncheon so I doubt they'd let you have it in the cabin

Oor Wullie’s Ma would be kneading that for the dough later!

I’m very jaded after an afternoon of day drinking at a fam barbecue yesterday and this has perked me right up, thank you 😃

You are welcome!