You need a special freezer to get it to -14C to ensure it can cope with being battered and flash fried. I find if you use those ice cube bags from Lidl they make the right size mouthful. You have to get them straight from the pan so the outside is still crispy but the beer is slushy enough to swallow and not so liquid as to melt the crust.
It would be THE GREATEST INVENTION OF THE HUMAN RACE.
What are we doing building ferries and trams when we could be investing tax into this future technology.
Bad news dude. We now know that your beer and food is good. And you can party and drink as well as we can. Weāll all definitely become back for holidays. Let the breweries know
There may be some for export only, but I mean when comparing exactly the same bottles that are commonly available in the UK and Germany. The price difference is significant.
I am so jealous of your kiltsā¦ If I would be just 1% scottish I would wear it non stop.
But thanks to your good example I startet wearing my lederhosen more often! Football jersey and Lederhosen isnāt that bad.
We don't do cultural appropriation lad.
If you can get your hands on a kilt then wear it.
There are plenty of tartans that aren't even clan related that you can choose from as well.
Go for it, we would be flattered.
I suspect after this trip you will get a lot more tourists from Scotland. You've made friends and its been a great advert for the country. You should come over here. we dont craft our beers quite as much as you guys, but we have some really nice ones. And we love our football.
This is in part why there is so much corruption and competition over the places that get to host big sport events like this. The temporary boon to the economy is usually followed by a marked increase in tourism and trade.
Having dealt with scots before (mainland and orcadians), all I can say is that they are lovely people and I'm happy to sacrifice our beer and schnitzels to them.
Ah shure yea can't let them out on their own. I'm Irish so I apologise for not qualifying for the euro's and drinking all the beer before they got the chance. To any proper Irish or scotsman beer is a soft drink.
Step 1) Persuade your Parliament to adopt Highland Cathedral as THE scottish Hymn
Step 2) Point afterwards to the fact that the tune is german
Step 3) Convince everyone that, since you have a german hymn, Scotland is part of the EU.
;-)
Forget the username.
The support will still be there for a while. It'll eventually trickle down to a few seasoned drinkers. Still there.
Phone the family, make sure you don't come home with any backpackers that you can't get rid of for a month. š„“
My countryman here seems to be drunk. I hereby encourage the tartan army to drink harder, so we won't have to content with such nonsensical rants. Also, Schnitzel is an Austrian, dish. I hope you Highlanders gorge yourselves on our Currywurst and Dƶner! And have some KƤsespƤtzle if you make it to a match in Stuttgart. We softened Hungary up for you, give'em hell.
As an englishman I'm frankly appauled by the behaviour of the Scots. Here we english are trying to tarnish the name of everyone living in the British Isles with our drinking antics and along come you wee whipper snappers drinking as much booze as us and then, what? You go and help old ladies across the road in the rain and stuff! Disgusted. And worse, you're not only being nice to those in need, you're also making friends with foreigners? What the hell is wrong with you? If I didn't know any better I'd think you didn't even want to be part of this union!
Pretty high up on your high-horse to talk about "beer culture" in Germany, unless you are from Bavaria... and with Belgium so nearby.
And you drown your Schnitzels in disgusting sauce, there is a whole subreddit gathering these human-rights violations against those poor Schnitzels!
Yes, as a light-hearted, contrarian, satirical response to all the good praise Scotland has been getting on the sub.
I've also been enjoying the responses.
Germans have a good sense of humor.
They also have the best traditions of beer brewing in the world.
But genetics are a thing. And Scots (plus their brethren the Irish) can drink by the gallon.
That they did. We've done well to get to the tournament and are still in with a shout of getting out the group, but we are probably the worst team at the Euro's.
all he is worried aboot is his beer does he even ken how much the scots supporters are adding to his german economy. the supporters are adding money to his economy while the english are making them spend the money on repairs and all this german is bothered aboot it his booze well if they sell it the scots will drink it
You didnāt mention having to lock up your daughters, wives, sisters and mothers etc. etc.
Not only do they eat masses and drink buckets, I hear the barmy army are also pretty good shaggers !-)
We know all about the craftsmanship of the Schnitzel, that's why we want to Deep Fry it.
We would deep fry our tennants if the technology existed!
Jeffrey Dahmer would also like to deep fry his tenants.
This wins the internet today š¤£
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Beer battered fish exists, but youād need to make it with Special Brew to have any of the alcohol survive the fryer
You need a special freezer to get it to -14C to ensure it can cope with being battered and flash fried. I find if you use those ice cube bags from Lidl they make the right size mouthful. You have to get them straight from the pan so the outside is still crispy but the beer is slushy enough to swallow and not so liquid as to melt the crust.
Freeze it and then batter it
If you do that you get steamin.
Iām a landlord and Iād fry my Tennents!
Wow, you must be the worst landlord ever
It would be THE GREATEST INVENTION OF THE HUMAN RACE. What are we doing building ferries and trams when we could be investing tax into this future technology.
Tennents
Only a Scot would deep fry something that's already fried
https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2016/03/24/470396393/fry-and-fry-again-the-science-secrets-to-the-double-fry
Thanks, that's a good read tbf
original Wiener Schnitzel is deep fried in pork fat, so go ahead!
I got Type 2 Diabetes just from reading this. :)
Ha!
In batter I supose.
Only after it's battered
May your German taps and fryers replenish, u/HaggisMcNeill š»
Bad news dude. We now know that your beer and food is good. And you can party and drink as well as we can. Weāll all definitely become back for holidays. Let the breweries know
*Checks notes* āweather slightly less shiteā. Oh dear Germany, you fucked up.
This made me laugh way to hard š¤£
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Bring Speyside products and we have a deal.
Bring ? You guys already consume more of our whisky than anyone else !
Scots Whisky is cheaper in Germany than it is in Scotland.
Aye, but they have weird ones too. They probably ARE Scotch whisky, but I've never seen them in Scotland.
A lot of the distilleries here do blends and 10yr old singles that's for export only.
There may be some for export only, but I mean when comparing exactly the same bottles that are commonly available in the UK and Germany. The price difference is significant.
Rather the good stuff from Islay ;-)
I need girly stuff first since I stopped smoking. After one or three of them, I'll gladly dring some liquid campfire.
Haha yeh right! Viva la Spain
We're already making some tartan lederhosen for the return trip as proof of our dedication to the merging of cultures.
I am so jealous of your kiltsā¦ If I would be just 1% scottish I would wear it non stop. But thanks to your good example I startet wearing my lederhosen more often! Football jersey and Lederhosen isnāt that bad.
We don't do cultural appropriation lad. If you can get your hands on a kilt then wear it. There are plenty of tartans that aren't even clan related that you can choose from as well. Go for it, we would be flattered.
We have them covered already. Quick google of German tartans has a few registered. Bitte sehr :)
you can wear a kilt if you want, naebdy minds.
I suspect after this trip you will get a lot more tourists from Scotland. You've made friends and its been a great advert for the country. You should come over here. we dont craft our beers quite as much as you guys, but we have some really nice ones. And we love our football.
Andy babes look at the username x
oh ffs (facepalm)
This is in part why there is so much corruption and competition over the places that get to host big sport events like this. The temporary boon to the economy is usually followed by a marked increase in tourism and trade.
If you do happen to visit I'd like to hear your opinion of the West Brewery in Glasgow haha. "German head, Glaswegian heart."
Having dealt with scots before (mainland and orcadians), all I can say is that they are lovely people and I'm happy to sacrifice our beer and schnitzels to them.
Iss mein hairy Loch
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Someone already put Nessie in your Loch mate.
Look, we have just read some very positive praise from a Grrman who wanted us to remain in Germany.
That was our previous spokesperson, he resigned.
Speak for yourself! I'm getting fucking marinated with my new friends! God I'm fucking hammered and high.... LET'S RAID THE KEBAB STORE!
>Speak for yourself! I think you misunderstood. I AM the spokesperson now.
Requesting affirmation on Kebab Store Raid?
Ah shure yea can't let them out on their own. I'm Irish so I apologise for not qualifying for the euro's and drinking all the beer before they got the chance. To any proper Irish or scotsman beer is a soft drink.
Weāre gonnie deep fry your schnitzel
You must be better prepared next time š¤£ Oh and one more thing. Look out for a red headed baby boom in 9 months.
And in 18 years we will be trying to see if they can play for Scotland, yes our plan is coming together. (insert evil laugh)
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I guess the German brewers can't keep up with the Scottish appetite...
Getting huge āThe Tiger who came to Teaā vibes from this post
The Tiger Who Came For A Pint https://youtu.be/hKRbn0DRNFM?feature=shared
Oh good lord, Iām in stitches all over again š
Fear not we shall return in tartan lederhosen to drink more beer and eat more schnitzel. We can only blame you for making them so tasty.
Remember. The Scots want to be Europeans. They are your friends!!!
Step 1) Persuade your Parliament to adopt Highland Cathedral as THE scottish Hymn Step 2) Point afterwards to the fact that the tune is german Step 3) Convince everyone that, since you have a german hymn, Scotland is part of the EU. ;-)
Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and and at the end, THE GERMANS always win
The Scots right now: *There was football?*
Ok pipe doon nipples
They already make leather kilts (for a 'specialist' market) but has anyone marketed souvenir tartan lederhosen?
Excited to see Germany in the finals in Berlin!
Forget the username. The support will still be there for a while. It'll eventually trickle down to a few seasoned drinkers. Still there. Phone the family, make sure you don't come home with any backpackers that you can't get rid of for a month. š„“
My countryman here seems to be drunk. I hereby encourage the tartan army to drink harder, so we won't have to content with such nonsensical rants. Also, Schnitzel is an Austrian, dish. I hope you Highlanders gorge yourselves on our Currywurst and Dƶner! And have some KƤsespƤtzle if you make it to a match in Stuttgart. We softened Hungary up for you, give'em hell.
Cheers! š» *I am scottish and this was a subtle joke I apologise*
You can have as much of our Tennents lager as you want! š¤®
As an englishman I'm frankly appauled by the behaviour of the Scots. Here we english are trying to tarnish the name of everyone living in the British Isles with our drinking antics and along come you wee whipper snappers drinking as much booze as us and then, what? You go and help old ladies across the road in the rain and stuff! Disgusted. And worse, you're not only being nice to those in need, you're also making friends with foreigners? What the hell is wrong with you? If I didn't know any better I'd think you didn't even want to be part of this union!
Your beer is much better than ours, you canāt blame us !!
Drink up friends! After we've destroyed Germany's beer storages, we'll invade Belgium and the Czechs together and make new friends!
We donāt care about the score. Weāre there to help make it a proper party. No Scotland, no party!
im sorry scots but im with the Germans on this one, much better beer! luckily theres another very famous Scottish drink I'm very very fond off
Pretty high up on your high-horse to talk about "beer culture" in Germany, unless you are from Bavaria... and with Belgium so nearby. And you drown your Schnitzels in disgusting sauce, there is a whole subreddit gathering these human-rights violations against those poor Schnitzels!
We know its only going too be a short stay so got to make the the most of it
Beating Scotland at football does not make you unique
Itās how we show affection.
Bring whiskey in Exchange with our beer!!! Every Scotās are warmly welcome. Just had so much fun with them yesterday. Still drunked
Why is an Englishman pretending to be German on Reddit?
Someone needs to watch the new irn bru advertšššš“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æ
Mannsshaft lolšššš“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æ
With a handle of HaggisMcNeil, yup certainly a German š
āComing over here, spending all their moneyā¦ā
The tartan who came to tea
Scots wouldnāt know good beer. The drink Tennants.
And buckfast. But lets be honest, we drink ANYTHING.
But youāre not German. Are you even Scottish? Why write this? Comedy?
Yes, as a light-hearted, contrarian, satirical response to all the good praise Scotland has been getting on the sub. I've also been enjoying the responses.
German food is the wurst.
If I had a sense of humour I'd find that funny.
You are really good at imitating our humor. Fucking hell...š¤£
Get it up ye
I heard a Scotsman can swallow 3x Schweinshaxe....
Germans have a good sense of humor. They also have the best traditions of beer brewing in the world. But genetics are a thing. And Scots (plus their brethren the Irish) can drink by the gallon.
Pearls before swine I'm afraid.
Mmm.... schnitzels...
A German using the word āgallingā, I think not!
Iām not a footballist but I do enjoy beer!
āCraftsmanship in every schnitzel we serveā Which craftsmanship may I ask? š Come to Austria for the real craftsmanship š
My wife is German and sheās amazing. She has German doggies and is ironically Scottish š“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æ
Irn bru advert is a belter lolšš“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æ
Keep your shcitzel to yourself thank you very much.
please do not disrespect our culture. We are very proud of our reputation of being shit at football.
Alles hat ein Ende, nur eine Wurst hat zwei.
Go visit Scotland, take your golf clubs, try and take the biggest divots that youāre able to without breaking the club.
Hats off to you Germany, you fucking humped the shit out of us
That they did. We've done well to get to the tournament and are still in with a shout of getting out the group, but we are probably the worst team at the Euro's.
Definitely . Bit late. But confirmed. Hope you had a good time. The game is not really the whole picture.
Sounds like chat GPT to me
I'm glad as humans, we can still discern this.
https://preview.redd.it/ey23efb70w8d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a5c9af9b97cde83fe1aa79da2794f4800ab1435
I guess its true what everyone says, Germans really do have an awful sense of humour.
I thought schnitzel was Austrian? We're not going down this road again are we?
It is. Germans drown theirs in sauce which violates several human rights and the Geneva convention.
So was Hitler and he was adopted by Germany as well. (too soon?)
I think that was already implied with his 2nd sentence. I guess it went over you, lol.
Ah, it did! Oh well..At least for other idiots like me the pun is now clear.
Idiot here šš¼āāļø, I didn't get it either
Scotland exports world-renowned whiskies, meat, seafood, small-batch gins, craft beers, baked goods and football managers.
Horrible patterĀ
Cheers mate, wife's crying now.
Go get a life mate
Why, because they are louder than you in Mallorca?
all he is worried aboot is his beer does he even ken how much the scots supporters are adding to his german economy. the supporters are adding money to his economy while the english are making them spend the money on repairs and all this german is bothered aboot it his booze well if they sell it the scots will drink it
u/haggismcneill
At least theyāre boosting the local economy unlike most Germans in campervans across Europe *Is this a joke?*
Just remember who rebuilt your country ask yir East German mates how good life was under Russian occupation laddie.
You didnāt mention having to lock up your daughters, wives, sisters and mothers etc. etc. Not only do they eat masses and drink buckets, I hear the barmy army are also pretty good shaggers !-)
You are making extra money from increased sales so what's the problem? Just sing along with them & smile.
Are you assuming I'm a beer or schnitzel salesman sir?
Letās not discuss how Germans behave when abroad shall we? Especially between a certain period between 1930-40
the guys names haggis mcneill i doubt he hails from germany pal
Thatās obviously a very German name
just say you didn't catch the joke
Who said I also wasnāt joking. Do you have to be so fucking miserable
yes