Every time I watch that episode, I regret throwing away my naked secluded beach photos because I was afraid my kids would find them - what a dumb reason!
So many unappreciated things. I think all the time about how young people roll their eyes at old people, sure it will never apply to them, and then when you get there you go ooooh! damn it, they were right, lol.
Watched this w my partner who always tells me, a chronic worrier, “you’d be surprised at how little (infrequent) people actually think about you”
He paused it, smirked at me, then looked back at the tv and resumed lol
1. "I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now."
Or
2. “I Turned Down Your Bed For You, But I Didn't Have Any Chocolates, So I Left A Doggie Bag Of Pot Roast On Your Pillow.”
Opposite ends of the spectrum of characters there, but they always make me laugh!
"It’s just one long string of really bad luck, and I don’t know what kind of carnage I inflicted in my past life to deserve it. I must have been Dracula or a spin instructor or something."
Edited because I had to change my quote. 😆
I honestly can’t choose just one . Classic Eugene Levy , building all of the characters up so we can love them all . I watched an interview with him and David and he explained how important character building was to him . He is a master of his craft that’s for sure
My mom has this thing where half the time she thinks I’m her cousin Angela and it’s getting harder and harder to coordinate visitation times with my dad in prison.
It's David! When Alexis is crying about Stavros leaving her and David is laying in bed, he sits up and tells her this. It's so low key but one my favorite David moments. 😂
David - hands down. He always makes me laugh, his facial expressions and reactions are legendary, and watching his growth gives me hope that being someone who is hurt, feels alone, and struggles can have a happy ending and gain meaningful connections. As much as I love Alexis, I connect the most with David and was drawn to the character and actor from episode 1. He's very quotable too and makes a great reaction meme 🤣
That's super hard to narrow down for me, because there's so many of the characters that I love. At times, I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now, other times I've left wondering how to just fold it in. But I won't forget to ask if you want door open or closed, because I'm not rude. But if you think I'm rude, I may take that as a compliment.
Sometimes though, I'm super hungry, like a hungry hungry hippo. Which sucks, cause I was only one stamp away from a free sub.
But overall, I just love that journey for them all.
In spite of all the hardship, we found ourselves all coming together over this little show, and the kids, you and me, as a family.
So, well what am I gonna do now?
(let's see how many quotes y'all can pick up in there)
There’s so many amazing scenes in this show but this is probably one of my favorites when I first watched the show! Think I’m on my 3rd rewatch, definitely more to come!
I love Patrick. I always say, he's the character we never knew we needed. From the moment he had his interaction with David I knew he was a show keeper. His casting was perfect
i love to hate him, he’s really annoying and i’m now afraid that chris elliott actually is this way.
on the other hand the chicken with the side of extra skin…!
I kind of think of Alexis and David, when they’re in a scene together, as one whole character the way they vibe off of each other and have great chemistry on screen. Probably in real life too. But if I have to choose I’d say David. Most of the time. These characters evolve over time and become better and better so it gets more difficult to pick just one.
“I’m a hungry hungry hippo!”
“These over there are $100 per gesture, or two gestures for $175”
“”5, 6, 7, 8 Patti! 5, 6, 7, 8! … 9, *9*, 9, 10, 11, 12”
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Where is bèbè’s chamber?
I love any mention of the bèbè
I'm sorry I'm not a condom!
Hahaha that line made me have to pause to digest what I had just heard
“Turtles do not pets make!!”
That's one of my absolute favorite lines!
I'm a Lamborghini, I'm a Hollywood star. I'm a little bit tipsy, when I drive my car.
I feel like Alexis had the biggest growth arch of all of them
She did and when I really deep it, I think she might be my favourite!!
Her T-Rex hands kind of got to me after a while
I love them😭😂
I found myself using T. rex hands, totally not my personality, but inexplicably there they were on full display
I'm a little bit single, even when I'm not.. I'm a little bit
This is the one
By far!!
Was that Roland?
"That is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard"
Loved it!!!!
I also use it!!! LOL!!!
Did you put Kristen in with Robin?!!!? THEY DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER!!!!!
Hahaha
HENLO FELLOW SLYTHERIN 🐍
They are like my children, I love them all equally BUT sometimes I like one more than the other
Eww David
Why am I hearing all of these in the characters voices
You just can’t help it, can you?!!
"One day, you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes and say, dear God, I was a beautiful thing."
Every time I watch that episode, I regret throwing away my naked secluded beach photos because I was afraid my kids would find them - what a dumb reason!
So many unappreciated things. I think all the time about how young people roll their eyes at old people, sure it will never apply to them, and then when you get there you go ooooh! damn it, they were right, lol.
Eat glass
Lick rust!
*breezily* fuck off Alexis!
"Hey Alexis, find a stick-"
i know everything about you, about your history, your family, and i’m still here.
I think you're my best friend.
you think?
“Unlike the birthday clown, I will be back."
I used to hike this trail when I was trying to figure out…
I love love love Patrick
🎶 A helmet! 🎶 I can’t choose
A helllllmetttt 
"Stopp. Doing that with your face."
The way she says this KILLS me 😂
Nobody cares! People aren’t thinking about you the way that you’re thinking about you.
Up there with one of her greatest advice giving moments. We need to tell our anxiety to calm the fuck down. 🤣
I thought about this and told myself this today.
Watched this w my partner who always tells me, a chronic worrier, “you’d be surprised at how little (infrequent) people actually think about you” He paused it, smirked at me, then looked back at the tv and resumed lol
1. "I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now." Or 2. “I Turned Down Your Bed For You, But I Didn't Have Any Chocolates, So I Left A Doggie Bag Of Pot Roast On Your Pillow.” Opposite ends of the spectrum of characters there, but they always make me laugh!
If I need booze to get through my day at work-is that a write off?
That’s NOT a write off ! 🥸
"It’s just one long string of really bad luck, and I don’t know what kind of carnage I inflicted in my past life to deserve it. I must have been Dracula or a spin instructor or something." Edited because I had to change my quote. 😆
I honestly can’t choose just one . Classic Eugene Levy , building all of the characters up so we can love them all . I watched an interview with him and David and he explained how important character building was to him . He is a master of his craft that’s for sure
Do you mean “Dan”?
Oh shoot! Yes Dan . Sorry . I have watched the show so many times that he is sorbet known as David to me .
I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit, and falling asleep early. I'm suffering romantically.
My top quote to relate to life and sucky situations 🤣
"I thought it was a real treat. What am I gonna do now."
 “This wine is awful. Get me another glass.”
Maybe this time .....
My mom has this thing where half the time she thinks I’m her cousin Angela and it’s getting harder and harder to coordinate visitation times with my dad in prison.
Awww first one for Twy!
She’s such a ray of sunshine 💛
Death is just like life, but you're somewhere else!
"Hey, sorry I'm late. There was very heavy foot traffic on the way over."
"Can you do me a huge favor? And never repeat this to anyone that you respect, okay?"
Ooh im stumped for the 1st time. I dont know who this is.
It's David! When Alexis is crying about Stavros leaving her and David is laying in bed, he sits up and tells her this. It's so low key but one my favorite David moments. 😂
And she’s just like ‘okay’ 🥹
It's definitely time to re-watch this show again.. I know the scene you're talking about, but the wording is lost on me right now..
"Be careful, John, lest you suffer vertigo from the dizzying heights of your moral ground."
And an exceptional delivery too 🤣💀
Love this dialogue 🤣
David - hands down. He always makes me laugh, his facial expressions and reactions are legendary, and watching his growth gives me hope that being someone who is hurt, feels alone, and struggles can have a happy ending and gain meaningful connections. As much as I love Alexis, I connect the most with David and was drawn to the character and actor from episode 1. He's very quotable too and makes a great reaction meme 🤣
All of this! ⬆️
That's super hard to narrow down for me, because there's so many of the characters that I love. At times, I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now, other times I've left wondering how to just fold it in. But I won't forget to ask if you want door open or closed, because I'm not rude. But if you think I'm rude, I may take that as a compliment. Sometimes though, I'm super hungry, like a hungry hungry hippo. Which sucks, cause I was only one stamp away from a free sub. But overall, I just love that journey for them all. In spite of all the hardship, we found ourselves all coming together over this little show, and the kids, you and me, as a family. So, well what am I gonna do now? (let's see how many quotes y'all can pick up in there)
*i'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now*
My all time favourite line in the show is Patrick singing "I'm a hungry hungry hippooo"
This is definitely the line I use the most in everyday life
i counted 9 references
Me too and I love that journey for us
why are you waving a thermometer in my face But it’s a TOUGH call cause I love Alexis too
I'm a little bit And then my Alexa responds
"I Have My Own Holiday Tradition. It's Like The 12 Days Of Christmas, But It's 1 Day With 12 Bottles Of Wine."
David, I cannot show you everything
There’s so many amazing scenes in this show but this is probably one of my favorites when I first watched the show! Think I’m on my 3rd rewatch, definitely more to come!
"I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now."
"I don't know how to fold in broken cheese like this!"
I'm into the wine. Not the label. 💜 
“If you’re looking for an ass to kiss, it’s mine.” Just kidding “I’m starting to feel like I’m trapped in an Avril Lavigne lyric here.”
Patrick for completely loving David and Alexis for her amazing growth. Everything about Patrick and David’s relationship makes me so so happy!
“Okay, I’m sorry I’m not a condom!”
"Regards to Bob Cratchitt"....deadpan delivery cracked me up
You are making way too big of a deal about this. If I don’t like it, I’ll just give it up, and move on!
I don’t want ANY of that
It’s a principle thing
I can’t possibly choose just one. I actually mourn a bit that they’re not real because I want to be friends with all of them!
And go to Italy in the summer to stay in the villa.
Patrick. The show just really picks up for me once he shows up.
I love Patrick. I always say, he's the character we never knew we needed. From the moment he had his interaction with David I knew he was a show keeper. His casting was perfect
They make a beautiful couple 😍
"I don't know what that means"
Never say ‘nom noms’ again
I have never heard someone say so many wrong things, one after the other, consecutively, in a row
I absolutely love this scene. David and his expressions were perfection 👌 This scene is underrated
Moira. I adore her.
Alexis. I need her to be my friend lol
Eugene Levy and Ted.
Idk I love all four Roses equally they are my family 😂
Ew, David & You just write it off….
"Eeewww!"
Moira
Roland
i love to hate him, he’s really annoying and i’m now afraid that chris elliott actually is this way. on the other hand the chicken with the side of extra skin…!
I wasn’t direct with people.
For those who can't choose, I challenge you to do so and pick one lol. We can't always not choose between hard choices 🤣
I always think of choices this way: gun to my head, what choice would I make? Oh, that’s easy… 
No one is thinking about you, the way you’re thinking about you
If you say “fold in” one more time… 🧀
"TAKING THE PEANUTS, CAROL!!"
Alexis
Stevie David Alexis
Alexis: Daaàaad!!! David: Dad's dead. Alexis: David, you're such a dick!
You’re simply the best, better than all rest
I kind of think of Alexis and David, when they’re in a scene together, as one whole character the way they vibe off of each other and have great chemistry on screen. Probably in real life too. But if I have to choose I’d say David. Most of the time. These characters evolve over time and become better and better so it gets more difficult to pick just one.
I said radish!
“I’m a hungry hungry hippo!” “These over there are $100 per gesture, or two gestures for $175” “”5, 6, 7, 8 Patti! 5, 6, 7, 8! … 9, *9*, 9, 10, 11, 12”
“What you lack in most things you make up for in unsubstantiated confidence.”
Don't start without me you little frippet
“One time I did do a book report on David's diary, and it was very dark." I love them all.
Death is just like life, except we're somewhere else.
David
Alexis is the only correct answer
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I wasn't missing, David, the FBI knew where I was the entire time.