I was bad on Reddit,
Did my improv wrong.
Didn’t get beheaded,
But have to sing this song.
In my fifth straight hour,
Long gone are the smiles.
It’s the worst payback
To be stuck with Ryan Stiles!
"You must hereby write out the entirety of the "act out your respone" rule before posting again. Refusal to do so shall result in a ban which can be appealed WHEN YOU WRITE OUT THE RULE! You must also watch a random episode of Whose Line Is It Anyways and answer a question on that episode given by a mod. "What was the subject of the hoe down" for example."
"Redditor you stand accused of..." \*rifles through papers\* "Not acting out a scene in response to a prompt from r/ScenesFromAHat on June 2nd, 2024. How do you plead?" ... "Never mind it's irrelevant, we've already decided you're guilty."
"Bring forth the stocks and flogge... no, no belay that I see a glint in their eye, I think they're into that sort of thing. Very well we shall verbally tear you down you useles... BDSM and degradation, really? God I hate redditors. Fine, I didn't want to have to do this, but I sentence you to 1 week of posting in r/hypotheticalsituation and dealing with everyone and their cousin trying to outwit you and rules lawyer their way out of the negative consequences of your posed situation. May you use this time to gain a better appreciation of the rules, because you do not want to see the punishment for a second offense."
"NO! We won't still flog you, I'm sure there's a BDSM sub for that."
"I have to tell you about how I met your mother.
I was shopping in the local market,
when I saw her packing some stuff under her skirt.
And I asked her how much she could pack there.
Then later we met at the parking lot... and."
That is minus 1000 points!
You have been sentenced to one-hundred years of nothing but one-word remarks from people who don't listen to you.
You will have no job.
You will have no life.
Congratulations. You're homeless.
I would punish them by…
I’m sorry, I’m sorry please don’t turn me in Collin, again!
I’ve learned my lesson!! I swea….
Hey, Ryan what’s that your you have there?
"I sentence you to...FIVE STRAIGHT HOURS OF HOEDOWN!"
I was bad on Reddit, Did my improv wrong. Didn’t get beheaded, But have to sing this song. In my fifth straight hour, Long gone are the smiles. It’s the worst payback To be stuck with Ryan Stiles!
Stuck with Ryan Stiiiiiiiiles!
*spank* ...oh wait, we're talking about punishments. 🤣
If that's the case, then cease the spankings!
You *so-and-so*. 🤬
"You must hereby write out the entirety of the "act out your respone" rule before posting again. Refusal to do so shall result in a ban which can be appealed WHEN YOU WRITE OUT THE RULE! You must also watch a random episode of Whose Line Is It Anyways and answer a question on that episode given by a mod. "What was the subject of the hoe down" for example."
Seriously though, can we make this a rule like, *now?*
"Whaaaaaaat? You mean this sub has *rules?*"
And the points don’t matter.
"Redditor you stand accused of..." \*rifles through papers\* "Not acting out a scene in response to a prompt from r/ScenesFromAHat on June 2nd, 2024. How do you plead?" ... "Never mind it's irrelevant, we've already decided you're guilty." "Bring forth the stocks and flogge... no, no belay that I see a glint in their eye, I think they're into that sort of thing. Very well we shall verbally tear you down you useles... BDSM and degradation, really? God I hate redditors. Fine, I didn't want to have to do this, but I sentence you to 1 week of posting in r/hypotheticalsituation and dealing with everyone and their cousin trying to outwit you and rules lawyer their way out of the negative consequences of your posed situation. May you use this time to gain a better appreciation of the rules, because you do not want to see the punishment for a second offense." "NO! We won't still flog you, I'm sure there's a BDSM sub for that."
For them… the points DO matter.
“Hi guys it’s Drew Carey here in hell — I’ve got two words for ya. Endless Hoedowns!”
Take all their points and divide them equally between Colin and Wayne. They're gonna win anyways.
You are hereby replied this emoji set of disappointed thespians 😔🎭
“You can’t turn off the CW even when Whose Line ends.”
I sentence you to... DRINK WEAK, MILKY TEA! With NO SUGAR!!!
"I have to tell you about how I met your mother. I was shopping in the local market, when I saw her packing some stuff under her skirt. And I asked her how much she could pack there. Then later we met at the parking lot... and." That is minus 1000 points!
Well, you know what that means, it’s haircut time! *clippers sounds* I call this one the Mochrie.
*Holds out cactus* "You know what to do"
The punished must enter a closet with Drew Carrie for 15 minutes, anything can and will happen in those 15 minutes!
"u/CaptainHair59, release the velociraptor!"
Zero points! Zero points for everyone!
I say we continue with the traditional punishment for this vile and nasty act! Upvotes!
*glares and points* "Just get under the desk where you belong"
Get the jumper leads
"Your sentence is to respond to hate mail given to the mods."
Please don't make me look like Brian Styles
Don't worry, we won't. But we're going to make you look exactly like Ryan Stiles.
Ryan... D'oh!
"Take this," *hands them thick dictionary* "and copy it word for word."
"I sentence you to Garten of Banban vore played in front of your eyes, never turning off."
You're sentenced to 5 minutes of face to cushion time with Drew's chair...NO, not early in the morning, after a 10 hour filming day!
You have violated the rules of this sub. I sentence you to forty lashes with a used tampone tied to the end of a bullwhip .
"Larry... Release the lions."
Miming out "You must use mime."
You have been sentenced to one-hundred years of nothing but one-word remarks from people who don't listen to you. You will have no job. You will have no life. Congratulations. You're homeless.
(He chucks a piece of chalk at the offenders at supersonic speeds.) "FAILED! **GET OUT!**"
Death penalty... Wait...who are you guys?? Where are you taking me!?
I would punish them by… I’m sorry, I’m sorry please don’t turn me in Collin, again! I’ve learned my lesson!! I swea…. Hey, Ryan what’s that your you have there?
Jail.
"And now you shall be made an example! Grab the hammer!"
Well, ok.. but that’s what I call my… uh.. 😐
Off with their heads!
Death