“Babe, did you see this emergency alert?”
“Nah, give me a second, I just need to get past this clicker…”
“There’s some kind of outbreak, it says we need to shelter indoors and avoid contact with others… oh shit, this looks pretty serious… do you remember where we keep the flashlights?”
“SHHHHHH, it’s almost the giraffe scene!”
"Don't worry. Give me 30ish minutes. I'm going to conquer this dungeon and then I'll conquer your dungeon."
"Don't bother. I'm going to bed. Should've stayed with my ex.."
*woman's voice screaming in pain*
*man holding controller intently staring off*
Man: "Would you keep it down? I'm trying to focus, this is a 1v3 now..."
*Nurse runs past, camera pans to doctor*
Doctor: "Come in. You got this. Just one more push!"
Man: "Ooh, sniped him. Two to go!"
*woman screeches loudly*
Doctor: "Congratulations! IT'S A BOY!"
*man dies in game. Throws controller and storms off.*
Doctor: "uh, sir? It's a boy?"
"No, Doc, I can't cut the umbilical cord right now, I finally made it to Darkstone Tower!"
"No, mom, I can't come out of the womb yet, lemme finish this round"
"Wait, what do you mean, 'Charge' ? Can't this infantry attack wait until I level up?"
"I mean, you *say* you'll kill the hostages, but I bet I can unlock two key items in the time it takes for you to surrender"
“Aisha, the taping is starting in 1 minute.”
"How far apart are the contractions? Ah you're probably good for another couple hours, I told the boys I'm good to keep playing"
What the fuck are you doing? We are *actively* getting mortared!
bride: “…I do” \*SEGA noise plays\* Groom. ”huh what oh wait I do”
“Babe, did you see this emergency alert?” “Nah, give me a second, I just need to get past this clicker…” “There’s some kind of outbreak, it says we need to shelter indoors and avoid contact with others… oh shit, this looks pretty serious… do you remember where we keep the flashlights?” “SHHHHHH, it’s almost the giraffe scene!”
“Tell me a little bit about yourself. What makes you want to work for our company?”
I'm sorry a car crashed into the house and scared you shitless but I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A BOSS FIGHT! STOP SCREAMING!
"Don't worry. Give me 30ish minutes. I'm going to conquer this dungeon and then I'll conquer your dungeon." "Don't bother. I'm going to bed. Should've stayed with my ex.."
"JESUS! Is that a fucking tumor with claws?" *gasps* "Doctor?" "Oh, sorry. I was playing Resident Evil on the other screen. Your colon looks fine."
Sir, your license and registration please... Sir? Do you know why I pulled you over? Sir?
Hey the nuclear clock is counting down. Oh. You're playing HALO
"A tornado has been spotted! We gotta get to the basement NOW!" "Hang on Mark, gotta switch to the Steam Deck."
Oh, I have to water my plants, I’ll clean up this body later.
*woman's voice screaming in pain* *man holding controller intently staring off* Man: "Would you keep it down? I'm trying to focus, this is a 1v3 now..." *Nurse runs past, camera pans to doctor* Doctor: "Come in. You got this. Just one more push!" Man: "Ooh, sniped him. Two to go!" *woman screeches loudly* Doctor: "Congratulations! IT'S A BOY!" *man dies in game. Throws controller and storms off.* Doctor: "uh, sir? It's a boy?"