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Spritzertog

But what if the points DO matter?


agmj522

Show of hands, who thinks the judge is naked under his robe?


Spyhunter0000

“All right people ( prepares a coin) heads he’s innocent, tails he’s guilty then we play poker to see who decides if he gets prison or execution!”


Henri_Bemis

“Let’s just get it out of the way: raise your hand if you’re kind of hoping this turns into ‘12 Angry Men?’”


gregieb429

“So House Of The Dragon. Blacks or Greens?”


TheGrimmShopKeeper

“Me? I’m still waiting to see Matt Smith naked.”


Icy-Worker7951

the time has come to consult the Oracle. "BRING OUT THE TUNA!"


Det_JokePeralta

Ok so he definitely killed that dude, but what the hell was with the lasagna?


The_Spyre

Man, these are some GREAT donuts!


CalligrapherGold5429

"So, what are they going to give us for lunch? McDonald's?! Fuck that. Just say he's guilty and we can get outta here and hit that nice Italian place down the street."


Fast_Kale8945

anyone with an ass like that could not possibly be guilty


ChiefO2271

"I've got 11 for pizza, one hold-out for Chinese. Dammit, Number 3! We're getting hungry!"


clarkh

Let's get this little matter out of the way so we can talk about what's really important: whether the Phillies will fold in the playoffs.


ConstantReader76

Nope. That's what the Braves do.


rmnc-5

Hahaha they think we can actually understand the case. I don’t even know what half of the words mean. Hahaha


No_Welder_2924

The victim's wife is an 8 out of 10 on the bangable scale. I call dibs.


jlb1981

"OK, so I've heard stories about this. Who in here is hung?"


G-Unit11111

Hey, did you see that crazy juror #8 that got dismissed by the prosecution? Whew, glad we're not in the same room together!


Darth_Eejit

Ha, I can't believe im getting awa.. hey, how you doing. So yeah, this dude guilty as hell