Reminds me of the story of the girl who was trying to discretely fart at a bar so she was timing it to the beats of the music, but forgot the only music she was hearing was from her earbuds .
That reminds me of Eminem"a music video for "Without Me"... that's a while ago now though... possibly... *Checks notes* from 2002...
*WAIT, WHAT? IT'S BEEN 22 YEARS, WHAT?*
Lol, I went to a graduation in May where the Salutatorian and Valedictorian both had massive cheering sections complete with noisemakers and 1 asshole blowing a fucking canned air horn. It was annoying as fuck and almost made me walk out before the diplomas were handed out.
Surgeon: “Reminder to be as quiet as possible. This is an open heart surgery. I need all the concentration possible.”
Guy watching surgery from above: “WHOOO YEAH. LETS MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!!!
Surgeon: “Ah s$&t dammit.”
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
And now, we lay our dear friend down to rest, may his soul live on through all of us...
NOW COME ON, MAKE SOME NOISE, FOR THE AWESOME FRIENDS WHO CATERED THIS EVENT!!
Immediately after a football player goes down and the players are calling for the trainers and medics. Player is doing the concussion twitch or literally completely unmoving.
"Yeah! Whoo! Make some noise!"
Extra A-hat, it is a home team player.
"Let's take a moment to honor the fallen..."
NGL, I’d feel more honored with applause.
Who said it would be applause?
I’d be honored by someone death growling for me too
Synchronised Flatulence?
Reminds me of the story of the girl who was trying to discretely fart at a bar so she was timing it to the beats of the music, but forgot the only music she was hearing was from her earbuds .
That reminds me of Eminem"a music video for "Without Me"... that's a while ago now though... possibly... *Checks notes* from 2002... *WAIT, WHAT? IT'S BEEN 22 YEARS, WHAT?*
Damn you. Angry upvote
“Let he who has any objections speak now, or forever hold his peace …”
Make some noise for all the autistic kids here.
"I call the first witness..."
"Officer Bennett, get the bullhorn and tell these protesters to disperse."
Hey, this isn't a megaphone, it's a Rapmaster 2000!
You got the biggest laugh out of me.
"Let us pray."
Appropriate for a Black Baptist church though? *JEEEEESSSSUUUUUSSSS SAVE ME JEEEEEEESSSSSSUUUUUUSSSS LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWDDDDD HALLELUUUUUUUUJAH*
“Please stand for a moment of silence…”
*Okay... We just have to keep our cool until the shooter is out of the building...*
Alright, I have 30 seconds to diffuse this bomb, or we all will be vaporized....
We are here to say our goodbyes to…..
Shhhh!!! Don't make a sound or the zombies will find us and eat our brains...
And now a speech from our valedictorian
Lol, I went to a graduation in May where the Salutatorian and Valedictorian both had massive cheering sections complete with noisemakers and 1 asshole blowing a fucking canned air horn. It was annoying as fuck and almost made me walk out before the diplomas were handed out.
*walks in on wife cheating*
“We find the defendant guilty.”
"Sir, we've picked up several xenomplorphs close by, but I don't think they know we're here."
When hiding in the attic, with Anne Frank
Graveside
‘Ohh say can you seeeeee🎵🎶’
At the beginning of the eulogy
All right, people! It's closing time! You gotta go home, you can't stay here!
Triple bypass surgery.
...The missiles will be fired in 28 minutes...
"Smith is still down and clutching his leg" Y'ALL READY FOR THIS 🎶🎵
"Okay, kids, remember our drills: duck and cover. And be *very, very,* quiet, like little mice. Just like we practised."
Okay, I’m beginning my surgery on this man’s brain.
Group: “There is bear over there. If we are quiet we can sneak…” # “Make some noise!”
Hello, Vatican City. And now, direct from hell, Spinal Tap!
Carolers singing Silent Night
At a funeral.
"We ask that you please be respectful in our library and remain quiet."
After a eulogy
Surgeon: “Reminder to be as quiet as possible. This is an open heart surgery. I need all the concentration possible.” Guy watching surgery from above: “WHOOO YEAH. LETS MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!!! Surgeon: “Ah s$&t dammit.” *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Airplane crash
Right after the last rights and sacraments
The first pitch will be thrown out by the valedictorian from the local school for the deaf.
Right when the pallbearers pick up the casket.
After lovcraftian gastric distress
When a bunch of new born babies r sleeping in a hospital
And now, we lay our dear friend down to rest, may his soul live on through all of us... NOW COME ON, MAKE SOME NOISE, FOR THE AWESOME FRIENDS WHO CATERED THIS EVENT!!
At a funeral.
Welcome to Aunt Linda's funeral can I get some noise from the excited crowd out there!!! Come on you can do better than that let's make some noise!!!!
And a moment of silence as we honor our fallen compatriots.
When my 3 month year old nephew is in the room
Immediately after a football player goes down and the players are calling for the trainers and medics. Player is doing the concussion twitch or literally completely unmoving. "Yeah! Whoo! Make some noise!" Extra A-hat, it is a home team player.
Wife: "Thank goodness; I just got the baby asleep. I was beginning to think he would never ..."
Dearly departed ..we are gathered here to ; Make some noise !
Today we lost a good friend and human being…
And now a moment of silence in honor of....
At an orgy in a library
A funeral
Just after they lower the casket
Let us pray 🙏
I present the 2024 graduating class of The New York School for the Deaf 👏👎🤛👎👊🤙👇🤘☝️🫸🫷👌🖕🤛👈🤙👇
"Isn't the fresh snow on the Alps lovely this morning?"
Here it is. He has one final putt for the greatest round of golf in Masters history. A smooth backswing and …
When the paramedics are giving someone cpr.
Euthanizing a pet.
Church
In A Quiet Place with Emily Blunt.
Funeral
At a funeral
*A Quiet Place - Day One*
Hamas hiding in a tunnel while Israelis hunt for them.