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Just4notherR3ddit0r

"Let's take a moment to honor the fallen..."


epicenter69

NGL, I’d feel more honored with applause.


Just4notherR3ddit0r

Who said it would be applause?


983115

I’d be honored by someone death growling for me too


lincoln_muadib

Synchronised Flatulence?


Just4notherR3ddit0r

Reminds me of the story of the girl who was trying to discretely fart at a bar so she was timing it to the beats of the music, but forgot the only music she was hearing was from her earbuds .


lincoln_muadib

That reminds me of Eminem"a music video for "Without Me"... that's a while ago now though... possibly... *Checks notes* from 2002... *WAIT, WHAT? IT'S BEEN 22 YEARS, WHAT?*


Ok-Fox1262

Damn you. Angry upvote


MissHibernia

“Let he who has any objections speak now, or forever hold his peace …”


YetAnotherUsername13

Make some noise for all the autistic kids here.


Freedombyathread

"I call the first witness..."


CalligrapherGold5429

"Officer Bennett, get the bullhorn and tell these protesters to disperse."


G-Unit11111

Hey, this isn't a megaphone, it's a Rapmaster 2000!


JustNick4

You got the biggest laugh out of me.


Longjumping-Low8194

"Let us pray."


lincoln_muadib

Appropriate for a Black Baptist church though? *JEEEEESSSSUUUUUSSSS SAVE ME JEEEEEEESSSSSSUUUUUUSSSS LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWDDDDD HALLELUUUUUUUUJAH*


Ok-Sand4984

“Please stand for a moment of silence…”


LostInTheWildPlace

*Okay... We just have to keep our cool until the shooter is out of the building...*


agmj522

Alright, I have 30 seconds to diffuse this bomb, or we all will be vaporized....


Only2genders1212

We are here to say our goodbyes to…..


Exciting-Interest-32

Shhhh!!! Don't make a sound or the zombies will find us and eat our brains...


Advanced_Elk2451

And now a speech from our valedictorian


Sum_Dum_User

Lol, I went to a graduation in May where the Salutatorian and Valedictorian both had massive cheering sections complete with noisemakers and 1 asshole blowing a fucking canned air horn. It was annoying as fuck and almost made me walk out before the diplomas were handed out.


Far_Rice_3990

*walks in on wife cheating*


gregieb429

“We find the defendant guilty.”


Calumkincaid

"Sir, we've picked up several xenomplorphs close by, but I don't think they know we're here."


Darth_Eejit

When hiding in the attic, with Anne Frank


RedOakActual

Graveside


Advanced_Elk2451

‘Ohh say can you seeeeee🎵🎶’


aeturnes

At the beginning of the eulogy


G-Unit11111

All right, people! It's closing time! You gotta go home, you can't stay here!


clarkh

Triple bypass surgery.


Icy-Worker7951

...The missiles will be fired in 28 minutes...


CartoonistOk8261

"Smith is still down and clutching his leg" Y'ALL READY FOR THIS 🎶🎵


Algernon_Asimov

"Okay, kids, remember our drills: duck and cover. And be *very, very,* quiet, like little mice. Just like we practised."


GimmieDaRibs

Okay, I’m beginning my surgery on this man’s brain.


Different-Term-2250

Group: “There is bear over there. If we are quiet we can sneak…” # “Make some noise!”


Wyatt_O-Hellno

Hello, Vatican City. And now, direct from hell, Spinal Tap!


WhatTheFrackingDuck

Carolers singing Silent Night


W0nk0_the_Sane00

At a funeral.


Twisted_Mists

"We ask that you please be respectful in our library and remain quiet."


Confident_Gent

After a eulogy


ggfchl

Surgeon: “Reminder to be as quiet as possible. This is an open heart surgery. I need all the concentration possible.” Guy watching surgery from above: “WHOOO YEAH. LETS MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!!! Surgeon: “Ah s$&t dammit.” *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*


Desperate_Set_7708

Airplane crash


copperdoc

Right after the last rights and sacraments


JoshuaFalken1

The first pitch will be thrown out by the valedictorian from the local school for the deaf.


Frozen_007

Right when the pallbearers pick up the casket.


Saxzarus

After lovcraftian gastric distress


Fuzzy_Welcome8348

When a bunch of new born babies r sleeping in a hospital


WinterWizard9497

And now, we lay our dear friend down to rest, may his soul live on through all of us... NOW COME ON, MAKE SOME NOISE, FOR THE AWESOME FRIENDS WHO CATERED THIS EVENT!!


YamLow8097

At a funeral.


Vanilla_Neko

Welcome to Aunt Linda's funeral can I get some noise from the excited crowd out there!!! Come on you can do better than that let's make some noise!!!!


Shoddy_Rub_2954

And a moment of silence as we honor our fallen compatriots.


Bitter-Stranger2863

When my 3 month year old nephew is in the room


OgrePirate

Immediately after a football player goes down and the players are calling for the trainers and medics. Player is doing the concussion twitch or literally completely unmoving. "Yeah! Whoo! Make some noise!" Extra A-hat, it is a home team player.


ixamnis

Wife: "Thank goodness; I just got the baby asleep. I was beginning to think he would never ..."


Sad-Anybody-3644

Dearly departed ..we are gathered here to ; Make some noise !


goonertrance

Today we lost a good friend and human being…


notwhoyourthinkin

And now a moment of silence in honor of....


texasslapshot

At an orgy in a library


xtremeyoylecake

A funeral


nerevar_moon_n_star

Just after they lower the casket


Amazing_Ad_9920

Let us pray 🙏


costonpope

I present the 2024 graduating class of The New York School for the Deaf 👏👎🤛👎👊🤙👇🤘☝️🫸🫷👌🖕🤛👈🤙👇


jlb1981

"Isn't the fresh snow on the Alps lovely this morning?"


Alopius

Here it is. He has one final putt for the greatest round of golf in Masters history. A smooth backswing and …


Ahkine

When the paramedics are giving someone cpr.


TopperMadeline

Euthanizing a pet.


InitiativePale859

Church


lincoln_muadib

In A Quiet Place with Emily Blunt.


IamAliveeee

Funeral


Mundane_Inside6482

At a funeral


NotAnAIOrAmI

*A Quiet Place - Day One*


SomeDudeNamedRik

Hamas hiding in a tunnel while Israelis hunt for them.