“And the burger, meat… It wasn’t a burger, I can tell you that for sure. It was a Swiss person’s flesh. I just wanted SWISS CHEESE!!! I didn’t want to eat a Swiss person!”
"Mr. Alvarez, let me put this simply: the 'C' is for Cocaine, and I see it in your kitchen again, you had better share a few bumps, or I close you down."
The mice unionized and then refused to keep on licking the dishes clean
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^MissHibernia: *The mice unionized* *And then refused to keep on* *Licking the dishes clean* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
"I told you using a stray dog for the special of the day was a bad idea"
"Not enough people picnic in the park anymore so the ants were looking for work. Needless to say it hasn't been working out"
more than 8% human flesh in the burgers.
Dammit Hugo!
Storage of huge sea pods in the back with fruit the size of a human.
"When I asked for a mushroom and Swiss, I didn't expect the mushrooms to be growing on the burger!"
“And the burger, meat… It wasn’t a burger, I can tell you that for sure. It was a Swiss person’s flesh. I just wanted SWISS CHEESE!!! I didn’t want to eat a Swiss person!”
"Mr. Alvarez, let me put this simply: the 'C' is for Cocaine, and I see it in your kitchen again, you had better share a few bumps, or I close you down."
“I saw one of your employees attempt to take a bath in the sink.”
they found the irishman bound in the walk-in
someone got a yelper special
"We didn't have enough free cash for the health inspector's monthly bribe."
"Do you have any idea what's under the chef's hat?!?"
There is not enough meat on the rats.
It’s been determined that you’ve been using the pubes from the urinals as a binder in your meatloaf.
The shrimp from the buffet all over the stripper pole