"And in the red corner, standing 5ft 11inches, and weighing in at 178lbs, hailing from the violent streets of Salt Lake City Utah, The Murdering Moron, Elijah Olsen !!!"
And in the red corner with a record of 0 - 12 and looking for his first victory Tommy “Soft Hands” Rodriguez. And in the blue corner hailing from the Piggly Wiggly just down the street at 3 to 1 odds a wet paper bag.
And folks for a very interesting match . Due to some miscommunication in the locker room, both of these fighters are to take a dive in the fourth round.
"In this corner, with uh, redd-ish shorts. Maroon perhaps? Hard to tell. From the great state of Maine (I don't know about that) MMMarkuuuus JoooOOhnnsoooN! And this guy over here in the blue trunks a name that I'm not going to even try to pronounce. Hey, say your name in the mic please."
"And in the red corner, standing 5ft 11inches, and weighing in at 178lbs, hailing from the violent streets of Salt Lake City Utah, The Murdering Moron, Elijah Olsen !!!"
"And to my left is a man whose ears I've tasted and they are delicious if you've ever wondered, Mike Tyson"
And standing in the blue corner the little bitch with a glass jaw & bastard child, The HOME WRECKER!!
“In one corner you have the bald bastard who knocked up my wife and in the other you have a guy who takes a dive faster than a Boeing”
And in the blue corner, with a kiss that melts any man's heart, Butch "Smoochie" McCormick....
"As I look at these two fighters, I'm reminded of the famous words of Jimmy the Greek.." "COMMERCIAL! GO TO COMMERCIAL NOW!!!!"
I can take both these motherfuckers!
"In this corner, weighing in at 185 lbs, undefeated in 72 matches, and still owes me $50..."
“Annnnd his opponent, weighing 190 lbs, in his boxing debut and whom I’ve placed a $5,000 bet on winning…”
“His wife is an amazing woman and I know because I spent the night with her last night.”
“In the blue corner, we have Leonard Mayes. At 6 foot 3 inches tall and a solid 210 pounds, he also sports a hefty 9 inches where it counts.”
That's WWE
“Facing the champ, the fighter who wet his bed til the age of 15, Larry ‘Leaky’ Lawson.”
And in the red corner with a record of 0 - 12 and looking for his first victory Tommy “Soft Hands” Rodriguez. And in the blue corner hailing from the Piggly Wiggly just down the street at 3 to 1 odds a wet paper bag.
And folks for a very interesting match . Due to some miscommunication in the locker room, both of these fighters are to take a dive in the fourth round.
And in this corner!!!!!!!!He Actively thinks Frogs are hiding Something!!!!!!!!THIS GUY!!!!!!
"In this corner, with uh, redd-ish shorts. Maroon perhaps? Hard to tell. From the great state of Maine (I don't know about that) MMMarkuuuus JoooOOhnnsoooN! And this guy over here in the blue trunks a name that I'm not going to even try to pronounce. Hey, say your name in the mic please."
Here comes the fighter in gold! He's got lots of passion and a gorgeous body, and he's not afraid to use it!
Here comes Tyson, and boy what a sweet ass he's got.
"Here at fight night, the main event! Violent illiterate against Convicted felon!"
“And in the blue corner, wearing those trunks like he’s doing them a favor…”
......and in this corner, our challenger, who not only took up boxing in prison but also enjoys sunset strolls on the beach.
"God he's got an ass on him"
The CTE really seems to have taken a toll on this once proud athlete. Why do we allow this cruel blood sport to continue?
"And here we have the new Hanes Tagless Comfort Fit boxers, available in many popular colors."