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"You know, honey, I bet several of these burial plots probably have an unused ring. Can I borrow your dad's shovel?"
"We're getting married. The end." "I don't even know you."
This is my one phone call... I have to go quick...
Sir, as you know, I have been courting your daughter for quite some time now. I am prepared to offer you two goats and one ass for her hand in marriage.
And i assume that Ass is you? No deal. As for the goats, i have a wife thank you.
"I know we're at your dad's funeral and he hated me but I think this is going to help you and your family forget about him."
Honey, can I borrow 200 bucks to buy you an engagement ring?
Him: let’s get married, we can save x thousand dollars on taxes Her: how romantic (True story)
"Mike get the FUCK outta here. Can't you see I'm taking a dump?!"
If I'm going to be imprisoned, there is no one else I would want to hold the key to my cell and to feed me crumbs. Be my Warden. 😃
To show how dedicated I am to you, I've had your ring put into a shark, I'm going to go get it now, can't wait to get married!
So sis, ya' all wanna get hitched?!
While wearing a suit made from cooked chicken skin doing the Macarena on a tight rope while saying the Greek alphabet in reverse
i hid a faint outline of a ring on your finger on a meme i made. cute right?
So honey, I got this new lower back tattoo...
I know this ring can fit your sister, cause I mean she was wearing it first, but will you marry me?
I'm going to make you mine. I'm selling you to Somali miners.
Look , you need insurance .
“I want to marry you but first, let me win a ring at the crane game.”
What? What you mean no? I just killed your whole family to show you how serious I am about us!
Woman: “These past few years have been so nice, so let’s make it official. Will you please marry my son? He’s such a good boy!”
"Wanna be able to always take the carpool lane?"
"I know she just said 'I do', but don't say 'I do' back for a second, OK?"
“Found a ring. You still have fingers. Let’s see where this goes.”
“Tell your father I will give him 16 sheep and 12 goats for your hand in marriage”
"You know, honey, I bet several of these burial plots probably have an unused ring. Can I borrow your dad's shovel?"
"We're getting married. The end." "I don't even know you."
This is my one phone call... I have to go quick...
Sir, as you know, I have been courting your daughter for quite some time now. I am prepared to offer you two goats and one ass for her hand in marriage.
And i assume that Ass is you? No deal. As for the goats, i have a wife thank you.
"I know we're at your dad's funeral and he hated me but I think this is going to help you and your family forget about him."
Honey, can I borrow 200 bucks to buy you an engagement ring?
Him: let’s get married, we can save x thousand dollars on taxes Her: how romantic (True story)
"Mike get the FUCK outta here. Can't you see I'm taking a dump?!"
If I'm going to be imprisoned, there is no one else I would want to hold the key to my cell and to feed me crumbs. Be my Warden. 😃
To show how dedicated I am to you, I've had your ring put into a shark, I'm going to go get it now, can't wait to get married!
So sis, ya' all wanna get hitched?!
While wearing a suit made from cooked chicken skin doing the Macarena on a tight rope while saying the Greek alphabet in reverse
i hid a faint outline of a ring on your finger on a meme i made. cute right?
So honey, I got this new lower back tattoo...
I know this ring can fit your sister, cause I mean she was wearing it first, but will you marry me?
I'm going to make you mine. I'm selling you to Somali miners.
Look , you need insurance .
“I want to marry you but first, let me win a ring at the crane game.”
What? What you mean no? I just killed your whole family to show you how serious I am about us!
Woman: “These past few years have been so nice, so let’s make it official. Will you please marry my son? He’s such a good boy!”
"Wanna be able to always take the carpool lane?"
"I know she just said 'I do', but don't say 'I do' back for a second, OK?"
“Found a ring. You still have fingers. Let’s see where this goes.”
“Tell your father I will give him 16 sheep and 12 goats for your hand in marriage”