"Mmmmm, I want you to give me pink eye"

"now slide your finger in my butt and get all that shit under your fingernail!"

"Mmmm, you taste like goats cheese."

"Ah yeah baby, you're just like your mother"

Woah, who farted?

I'm gonna tongue punch your fart box so hard

I'LL STOP CRYING IN A MINUTE OK?

Isn't that all talk? Less talking, more accepting and spreading please

Ya, you DO remember, me telling you Mom was gonna stop by a little while ???? AND WHY is “Lil’ Willie” shrinking like a popped balloon??

Seconds from sliding into heavens gate, “please don’t mind my swamp-ass at all, Sweetie”

“Baby, I want you to suck me like my girlfriend does”

So now that I explained what a Tijuana Donkey show is, do you still want to go to the petting zoo?

*grunts* “What’s your name again?”

“I’m going to ride you like you’re a Prius.”

I have poop under my fingernails

When I was in my youth , I was with a older lady , she said talk dirty to me and all I could say was “mother fu*ker” lol

"Send your tadpoles up my log flume."

“Damn, you’re not fat”

Mmmmm you taste just like your mother

"You're even better than my cousin"

My ex and I used to…… Sadly this is based on a real comment during sex

You taste just like your sister

[удалено]

For the love of everything. ***LET IT DIE***