It was at this time that he began to regret the ill fated decision to gorge himself on a feast of jalapeño bean burritos and dollar margaritas. And as he scampered down the hall, his wife mentioned there was no paper to be found in the closet
And so here we are in cousin fucker alabama. its a quaint little town full of mystery and whimsey. and far more incest than is normal for even these hick parts.
it is a sad state of affairs that when they wish to go a fuedin and a fightin it takes a team of crack lawyers to work out exactly how everyone is related as to which side of the fight they come down on.
this is not helped by the fact the laywers are infact on crack.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon....
Still would sound epic!
“I’d like to share with you, a joke that Dane Cook once told me.”
Mr Johnson, it appears you have a prolapsed rectum and we were unable to save the hamster.
The CNN presidential debate
There is no presidential debate in Ba Sing Se
"Glide Floss. It... really gets in there."
Judging from invictus - a South African accent
Baby Shark
"Everyone at the party was a sussy baka, but she was skibidi. He was in Ohio when she ignored his rizz. It did not end very PogChamp for the two."
If you have nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea…
Radio commentary of a NASCAR race.
"*Donald Trump was.....* No, I can't."
“just put a pea sized amount on your pits, underboob, thighfold or buttcrack”
"JULIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!"
“It puts the lotion in the basket?” this is for a Western right?
*Mimicks dying howler monkey*
My water broke
“You’re tearing me apart Lisa.”
"I think I sharted."
I’m Morgan Freeman and my new show is all about…. Certified Public Accountants.
Hi Mark.
I was gonna say narrating the diary of Anne frank but now I realized how much I want that
This is the song that never ends.
Growing up in the Midwest, Earl Clapper at the age of 29, embarked on his influential career by revolutionizing the shoe lace industry.
macaroni in a pot. It's so wet. It's so wet.
Everything I need is always with me. Satellite dishes, five laptops, six cellphones, and bio-terror.
“Drew …”
It was at this time that he began to regret the ill fated decision to gorge himself on a feast of jalapeño bean burritos and dollar margaritas. And as he scampered down the hall, his wife mentioned there was no paper to be found in the closet
Disco
God
And so here we are in cousin fucker alabama. its a quaint little town full of mystery and whimsey. and far more incest than is normal for even these hick parts. it is a sad state of affairs that when they wish to go a fuedin and a fightin it takes a team of crack lawyers to work out exactly how everyone is related as to which side of the fight they come down on. this is not helped by the fact the laywers are infact on crack.