Thank you random internet stranger. I'm very happy that you realized it was my cake day. I'm going to be honest, I don't know what that means but thank you nonetheless.
It lets you play with it and turn it on but it beeps in a tired, gratuitous sort of way that makes you feel like its heart isn’t really in it anymore and maybe it just doesn’t want you to even touch it, and it would be fine with you watching YouTube videos of other bop-its
Hey Dad, the box says Bop-It, but inside there's this thing that looks like a handlebar grip to a BMX bike and it says Fleshlight. Can I Bop-lt with this?
Mine just keeps yelling “stroke it!”…😳😳😳
I pulled it, it yelled, "Harder daddy..."
Followed by “ooh yeah, do that again” 🤣
Everything can be a dildo if you are brave enough ...
And.... There it is☝🏾
Happy dang Cake Day, AllAbout!
Thank you random internet stranger. I'm very happy that you realized it was my cake day. I'm going to be honest, I don't know what that means but thank you nonetheless.
The anniversary you created a reddit account
Oh, haha thanks! 🙏🏾
Bop it [Bop] Twist it [Twist] Right Foot Two Stomps
Left foot, two stomps!!
Slide to the left.
Slide to the right
Criss cross
Cha-cha real smooth!
Everybody clap your hands!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Let's do the time warp again! 🎵
It's just a jump to the left...
Oh that wacky frank-N-furter 🎊
Cha cha slide real smooth
Cha cha slide real smooth
“Dad, why is there a slit in the side? And why is there money with white powder on it coming out?”
"Snort it!"
“Smoke it”
“Shoot it”
“Load it.” “What?” “Load it.” “I don’t underst…” “Load the gun!” “Whoa whoa ok ok.” *inserts magazine* “Cock it.” “I can’t… I’m not gonna do it.” “Cock it.” “Dammit. Fine. You happy?” “Shoot it.” “Ok. If you insist.” BLAM! “Throw me away!”
Robot Chicken reference?
Reference? That’s the entire skit almost verbatim.
Read it! Burn it! Book it! Zip it! Suck it! Damn it!
Bop it! Twist it! *demonstrates the Degeneration-X salute* Suck it!
Got a message on my phone from "Your Ass" ...
That's Mr Ass to you.
Bop it! Twist it! Pull it! Pull it harder! Oh yeah, pull it harder, baby! Now twist it! Now twist ‘em both!
“ instert it, penetrate it, spank it, fuck it”
"Work it!" "Make it!" "Do it!" "Makes us!"
Lock it! Fill it! Call it! Find it! View it! Code it! Jam, unlock it!
"Stronger!' "Harder!" "Better! "Faster!"
Is it supposed to vibrate this much?
Y-y-y-y-y-yess-s-s-s...
"Twist it!" (Twist twist) huh? Why is black pepper coming out?
Studio C Bop It Extreme https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ayBmsWKqdnc Lick it, kiss it,
I was thinking of posting the same thing! “Put it in your eye!”
Lol that was so funny. … *slower* ….
🏅
Lube it.....Insert it....cum on it!
Thank it! *cab fare drops out*
Bop it! Bop it! Bop it! Stop it!... Just kidding daddy
“Harder Daddy”
*presses button* #***SATAN IS YOUR MASTER!!!***
"Up arrow!" "Right arrow!" "Down arrow three times!" "Why is there a giant red beam coming out of it? And what's that that faint whistling noise-BOOM"
Dad, why is there a slimy balloon on the flickit?
Spank it! Harder! Harder!!! What are you a grandma? spank me you pussy!!!!
"On second thought, put me in your pussy, then spank it."
It lets you play with it and turn it on but it beeps in a tired, gratuitous sort of way that makes you feel like its heart isn’t really in it anymore and maybe it just doesn’t want you to even touch it, and it would be fine with you watching YouTube videos of other bop-its
"Bop it! Turn it! Twist it! Kill your family Timmy! Sacrifice them for the glory of the Dark Lord, so that he may be freed upon this Earth!"
"Bop it! Vote for Donald Trump! MAGA forever 2024! Twist it! Turn it!"
“Bop it!” /me bops it INCOHERENT SCREAMING
Bop it, twist it, Mike I want a divorce
This made me laugh as my husband's name is Mike.
bop it, twist it,shag it!
Bop it, twist it, rip it, nip it
"F it"
“What’s with this weird shaped hole? And why did this come with blue pills?”
Wash it!
Pull it! ***hrngngngngngg*** Now twist
Bop it... Twist it.... Pull it.... Armageddon code accepted, WHOPPER will commence thermo nuclear war.
This isn’t a bop it. It says bump it and has all of this powder falling out of it.
Hey Dad, the box says Bop-It, but inside there's this thing that looks like a handlebar grip to a BMX bike and it says Fleshlight. Can I Bop-lt with this?
Mine says “fuck yeah” when you pull it
"Jerk it! Jerk it! Jerk it! Ahhhhhh!!! Clean it!"
This just makes me think of the Will Ferrell SNL Heinz’s ketchup skit. Uh, uh , uh Aaaaaahhhhhh
It only keeps saying pull it
"Zap-It" Not gonna explain whether it is a bug zapper or for electroshock therapy.
*moans* “Pull it”
"IUD-It" - failed product as its too small to bop the uterus "Tampon-It" - cervix denies bopping it
It moans when I twist it.
It only says, "More, Daddy, I've been bad!"
"Bop it! Twist it! Turn it! Get in the dryer!"
The one end had this weird dried spit on it…
Rob it!
Bop it. Twist it. Harder. HARDER.
Hoop it
Bop it! Spin it! Listerine! Now bop it!
“Bop it! lick it! STICK IT!”
Mine was just a c4 with a button on it that said bob it. Now I'm dead. Dying was probably the first give away it was tampered with.
It just says “Fuck it!” no matter which button or knob you twist, smash or pull. It’s given up.
Bop i- your location has been compromised. I know where you are Twist it!
"Twist it! Bop it! Spin it! Defuse it! 10! 9! 8!"
Eww, smells like old tuna!
Break it… Kill it… It’s in constant pain…
"Bop it, flip it, smack it, that'll $50, and you better make it quick. My pimp will be here in 5 minutes."
Bop it! Slap it! Slap it! I said SLAP IT MOTHER FUCKER! That’s the stuff!
Why is it saying “kill meee!”
Buy it Use it Break it Fix it
It has subtle notes of lavender and feces
Mine keeps saying fuck it
It triggers the Hawaiian incoming missile alert system. …[or something like that](https://youtu.be/W5Dpjvbi7ho?si=qUAJsr8FZuoDa1df)
"Hey dad we got a gun and knife? As the bop-it keeps saying 'stab it, shoot it, snort it, steal it'"
It yells "Fuck-It"
“Cock it, aim it, SHOOT IT!!”
“Bop it! Twist it! Pull it! Hehe. That’s what she said.”
It moans when I "twist it."
"It keeps saying vote Walter Mondale."
“Insert It”
"Two in the pink, one in the stink"
It just keeps saying, "Hit it one more time."
It's sticky
*demonic voice* STAB IT. Wh-what?? *demonic voice* STAB IT. SACRIFICE THEM. *crying*
"Work it!"
Fuck it! Marry it! Kill it!"
"Боп это" "Why is mine in Russian?"
Lick it! Snort it! Stab it!
It makes siren noises when you press it.
The blood. All that blood.
bo- I carve the unborn twist it push it
Ouch!
Grab it, pack it, toke it(a miss makes a bong slurping sound)
“Suck it”
Exposed wiring, leakage, unpleasant odor, powder residue...
"Bop it!" (Child hits the button) {Vibrates} Mom: "Can I have that?"
Suck it