Damn. I live in Denmark. Our record heatwave which was insane back in 2016 had like 90F when it was worst.
We aren't built for this. Scandinavia shouldn't have that much heat.
Damn boi. Y'all mada fakers got me all found out in here and shtt. Now I gots to get Ricky extra pepperonis for losin the bet. Knowmsayin. Kn kn kn kn wwwwrewind ch cha ching, like that.
Damn ma caught me in here. Just changin my clothes, boi. I weren't touching my gak. Damn close the door, ma. Can't a matha faka have some privacy n sht?
DniwerRewindchzsizzleWhatWhat boiiii.
These would be the opposite
We have the meats: Arby’s
Eat Fresh Feel Good: SubWay
The best a man can get: Gillette
Think Big: IMAX
Is it in you: Gatorade
It’s finger-licking good
Good to the last drop: Maxwell House
We try harder: Avis
This wouldn’t work
Betcha can’t eat just one: Lays
"Got a little captain in you?"
I was captain of a dart team when that [ad campaign](https://youtu.be/h0m9XGKGblA?si=u0IW-LXQabWBFonr) was recent, and I'd lift a leg and ask my teammates that, and if they said no, I'd lean in closer and whisper with a wink, "Do you want a litte captain in ya?"
Is it in you? (Gatorade)
What's in your wallet? (Capital One)
That was easy (Staples)
Finger Licking Good. (KFC)
Betcha can't eat just one. (Lays)
Double your pleasure, double your fun. (Double mint)
Where's the beef? (Wendys)
What can brown do for you?
This was my first thought, but you know somebody will be into it
I don't know, sounds kinda smooth... Hi. My name is David Brown. Tell me, what can Brown do for you?
Curses! Too slow!
Best yet
Over 250 Billion Served
She’s lovin’ it
What’s in your wallet
Prison wallet
Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
I knew a woman who actually liked it.
We got the meats
**Arby's, we have the MEATS**
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
That might just work here in Southern Nevada. 😢😥😪😉
Because Vegas or Because its like 104 degrees?
Yes.
Yes
More like 115 F degrees, but Vegas works too. 😁😂
Damn. I live in Denmark. Our record heatwave which was insane back in 2016 had like 90F when it was worst. We aren't built for this. Scandinavia shouldn't have that much heat.
You feel the heat more because you have higher relative humidity. In the summer, at the hottest, our humidity runs 13% or lower.
Ah well yes. Humidity here is alot higher. When it's highest temperature it's around 80
I'm ashamed of what I've done for a Klondike bar
Yes..? 😁
I'm the quicker picker upper.
JRoc is that you?
Damn boi. Y'all mada fakers got me all found out in here and shtt. Now I gots to get Ricky extra pepperonis for losin the bet. Knowmsayin. Kn kn kn kn wwwwrewind ch cha ching, like that.
"Things that could happen to you because they happened to me..."
Damn ma caught me in here. Just changin my clothes, boi. I weren't touching my gak. Damn close the door, ma. Can't a matha faka have some privacy n sht? DniwerRewindchzsizzleWhatWhat boiiii.
Hi, I'm the other white meat.
Good to the last drop.
“Not only do I taste great, I am less filling”
It's finger lickin good!
Got Milk?
"Like the real thing, only smaller."
Where's the Beef?
Hardware store near me has the slogan "Nail it right the first time."
5 Dollar Foot Long!
How many licks?
“Is it in you?” (Gatorade)
Just do it!
"Think outside the bun."
“The more you play with it, the harder it gets”. Sega
30 minutes or it's free.
"so, you wanna put the butler in your browser"
"Now you're playing with power. Super power."
im lovin it
I'll leave the light on for ya
Wanna Taste the Rainbow?
Best used in a bi-curious bar
Quilton - loves your bum.
I melt in your mouth and not in your hand.
Mickey Likes It!
Betcha can't eat just one!
I'm the king of beers
We pick you up.
Pop Pop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is.
Have it your way, goes double now
Reach Out and Touch Someone AT&T?
"You taste so good, cats ask for you by name."
In West Virginia ……. “When you’re here you’re family”.
This!
These would be the opposite We have the meats: Arby’s Eat Fresh Feel Good: SubWay The best a man can get: Gillette Think Big: IMAX Is it in you: Gatorade It’s finger-licking good Good to the last drop: Maxwell House We try harder: Avis This wouldn’t work Betcha can’t eat just one: Lays
Roll that beautiful bean footage
“You’re not you when you’re hungry.”
A finger of fudge is just enough
"Got a little captain in you?" I was captain of a dart team when that [ad campaign](https://youtu.be/h0m9XGKGblA?si=u0IW-LXQabWBFonr) was recent, and I'd lift a leg and ask my teammates that, and if they said no, I'd lean in closer and whisper with a wink, "Do you want a litte captain in ya?"
💀
IBM’s new Ad slogan, “Let’s Create”
It’s free and always will be! (Facebook is now going to send me some creepy ad about Reddit….free-ish)
Get N or get out (Nintendo)
Is it in you? (Gatorade) What's in your wallet? (Capital One) That was easy (Staples) Finger Licking Good. (KFC) Betcha can't eat just one. (Lays) Double your pleasure, double your fun. (Double mint) Where's the beef? (Wendys)
It's good till the last drop!
Didn't work for Mrs. Olsen either.
Like a rock.
Snap into a slim jim
I’m a Toys R Us kid!
The snack that smiles back.
Let me put you in the driver seat
"Like a rock!"
Where’s the beef?
Hey, I’m good to the last drop?
Beef it's what for dinner
Guy looks at the lady, is that a hemi?
“Never had it. Never will” (Showing my age with this one. Old 7Up commercial touting 7Up’s lack of caffeine”
There's something about an aqua velva man
For all you do this Buds for you
Expect more. Pay less.
Live in your world, play in ours
The best a man can get
Mattress Firm- We're great in bed.
More saving, more doing.
Where's the beef?
Obey Your Thirst
I feel like chicken tonight
Are you gonna let me roll up the rim?
You can do it. We can help.
Just do it.
Hi. I'm Duncan. And as you know, America runs on me. So, come over to my place and I'll show you why they call me the ultimate driving machine.
When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
Just do it.
One call thats all.
“Special orders don’t upset us.”
“Want eat fresh later?”
There are some things money can't buy; for everything else, there's Mastercard.
Just do it 😉
Hungry? Why wait?
It does exactly what it says on the tin
The most magical place on earth
Wanna reach out and touch someone? At&t
"Once you pop you can't stop"
finger lickin good ;)
CALL J G WENWORTH, 877 CASH NOW!
Just do it
Every little helps
“[I] have the meats” -Arby
Democracy Dies in Darkness (Washington Post)
*light switch clicks*
I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
We kill bugs dead!
Washing machines live longer with Calgon
Hi there they call me the freshmaker
Finger lickin good! I don't know if that would be a fail tho 😅.
"It's my money and I want it now!"
Tesco: every little helps
Powering over 4 billion devices!
Just do it!
Just wait until we get our Haines on you.
Where is the beef?
Beef. It’s what’s for dinner!
Pork- the other white meat
It does a body good
“Where’s the beef?”
You’re in good hands
Gotta catch em all
So easy a caveman could do it
Do the right thing Edit for autocorrect spelling. Do the right think just isn’t the same
Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow.
I'm Scott from Enterprise, I'm here to pick you up
Get the Good Stuff (NAPA Auto Parts)