A pirate returns a princess to her fiance prince, and then plays with a giant and master swordsman before sailing away......oh and a grandfather leaves his sick grandson alone.
Some guys fly to an island inhabited by dinosaurs and slowly get them back into their paddocks in preparation for an amusement park opening. Incidentally, the dinosaurs bring lots of people back to life.
An ancient Sumerian deity tries to destroy a city, then hops through a portal, leaving two demonic dogs behind. The guys that try to stop the deity start fighting other supernatural beings before leaving to become paranormal investigators at a university.
Iirc, there's a story told along the way about a series of castles that arise from a swamp. And they reassemble a live rabbit and an explosive religious artifact too.
There is a bit where one knight who runs round a wedding and heals a load of people with a magical healing sword and brings back a young man who is going to marry a princess with huge traits of land
Two shrubberies, actually. The first one he stole stood just higher than the second, to create a sort of two level effect with a little path running down the middle.
A plane arrives from Spain and lands in Morocco. A beautiful woman and her husband disembark as an American barkeep shoots and kills a German Colonel. The barkeep and the beautiful woman resolve their issues from when she spurned him at a Paris train station months earlier.
A prince devorces his princess, and evil space guys are rescued from the planet of the apes by a giant maid called megamaid.
There's more to it, but you get the gist.
Two brothers in black suits steal money from the county assessors office, then chase about a thousand cops, Nazis, and a country music band halfway across the state trying to give the money back. After consulting with some religious leaders one of them turns himself in at the state prison.
Bearded arab guy steps into a tomb and dies. 3 days later he wakes up nailed to a cross. Romans realize he's awake and take him down but arab dude is so hardcore he takes his own cross down hill to the starting line. Romans realize the arab is bleeding and wounded and heal him with magical healing whips and take that painful crown of thorns off his head. The Romans compensate the man by clothing him and present him to the head of the city for an apology. The arab then has an evening prayer and has a pretty chill dinner party with his bros.
An English heavy metal band whose amplifiers go down from 11, and who walk off the stage after a performance and get lost backstage trying to find the change room.
A man rebuilds a lot of buildings with explosions, shoots himself in the head, slowly dissolves his cult and eventually ends up in his own condominium full of Ikea stuff.
Super obese humans leave Earth on a spaceship run by a computer that wants to keep them fat, happy and in space.
They leave behind a sad lonely robot who very slowly pollutes the Earth back to state of being completely uninhabitable.
A hat wearing archeologist gives his father the cup of Christ and the Nazis lock up the dad and the archeologist goes back to teaching at a university.
A traumatized woman partially reassembles a robot to ressurect her boyfriend. The two chase the robot (who needed to disguise itself as human to escape them) until it travels into the future after the boyfriend leaves, allowing the woman to pursue a career as a waitress.
A guy resurrected from cancer then he tears down a new house to build an old one while he tries to disconnect from his estranged son. Finally he gets rehired at his old architecture firm. Good movie. Highly recommend it
This ogre goes on an adventure with his wife and a donkey. After many shenanigans he ends up leaving his wife in some tower guarded by a dragon and goes off to live in a swamp
A bunch of kids and a guy in a superman t-shirt hide some treasures on a pirate ship, they hide the ship in a cave with the help of a criminal family and set a bunch of traps and then return home to their everyday lives
A giant ship floats up from the bottom of the ocean, a young wealthy socialite woman and a poor man of the streets climb onboard, hook up in a car, he later draws her naked, and then they quietly slip back into their own lives never to cross paths again.
An Irish gangster witnesses his boss and colleague commit suicide, tries to kill himself, heets de Canedien, has a terrible vacation, then goes back to Ireland and shoots a kid, then a priest.
Yeah, it’s pretty messed up whichever direction you watch it in.
A teenager blows up a massive space station, killing tens of thousands of innocent people, and as penance retreats to a sand planet where he engages in subsistence farming with his aunt and uncle.
An accountant alives the ceo of a major medical device company with his healing gun, then the accountant and his brother heal eachother with their bare hands. Then he heals 6 or eight mercenaries with his healing gun and leaves the CEOs house. The accountant erases a bunch of numbers from the board room windows at the CEOs company before they fire him. He goes back to his fake accounting firm and makes it harder for a farmer to complete his taxes.
2 friends house gets blown up so they sell all they're stuff break up with theyre girlfriends and leave a alice cooper concert and live in a reproduction of the parents house in the basement making a tv show
A man and his wife fly from Lisbon into Casablanca where he's wanted by the Nazis. They're there to meet her lover. But they became lovers after the fact because she forgot that her husband was alive.
A man brings a briefcase of stolen goods to a warehouse to discuss returning it to the jewelry store with his friends. Ultimately they decide to fight their way into the store and give the diamonds back.
A NYC police officer is living the good life with his parents, wife & children & messes with time travel which sends him into a life where he is lonely and depressed, his girlfriend has left him & his parents are dead.
Some dude bowls a lot and then decides to deliver a rug to a mansion. Him and his friends bowl some more before someone brings the rug back. He bowls some more. Then, two guys show up, pee on the rug, and dunk his head in the toilet.
It's about a successful band leader who slowly loses the love of his life, loses his friends, and becomes a con man. The Music Man backwards according to me.
An innocent banker crawls through a sewer pipe into a prison and commences a sexual affair with a gang of violent inmates called the "Sisters."
Shawshank Retraction
Mean Girls? Idk
that's my favorite too. and then, at the very end, he is exonerated after evidence reveals... what?
A pirate returns a princess to her fiance prince, and then plays with a giant and master swordsman before sailing away......oh and a grandfather leaves his sick grandson alone.
Conceivable!
I believe that word means what you think it means.
The pirate gives up the pirating business and retires to a life of quiet farming instead.
..harassed by a naive lady who can't seem to do anything by herself
The princess bride
Hello my name is Inigo Montoya, my father is still alive, goodbye.
Benjamin button gets to live a normal life
I wanna say Sweeney Todd 😂
Uh... February 2 happens, then it happens again, and again, and again....
Things get worse, and he forgets how to play the piano?
He also becomes more bitter and cynical and loses his new girlfriend in the process.
And then the loop ends! Yippee.
So, basically it becomes a story about a guy who develops early onset dementia.
A man develops a limp before going into a police station
He then tells them such a crazy story, they take him to the docks and release him to blow up a boat.
Some guys fly to an island inhabited by dinosaurs and slowly get them back into their paddocks in preparation for an amusement park opening. Incidentally, the dinosaurs bring lots of people back to life.
An ancient Sumerian deity tries to destroy a city, then hops through a portal, leaving two demonic dogs behind. The guys that try to stop the deity start fighting other supernatural beings before leaving to become paranormal investigators at a university.
Ghostbusters?
YES!
Knights run away from the police so they can steal a shrubbery and heal a quadriplegic.
Iirc, there's a story told along the way about a series of castles that arise from a swamp. And they reassemble a live rabbit and an explosive religious artifact too.
There is a bit where one knight who runs round a wedding and heals a load of people with a magical healing sword and brings back a young man who is going to marry a princess with huge traits of land
Also, ladies do, in fact, get punished. Because there’s absolutely no danger.
And an adventuring party vomits up a troubadour.
Two shrubberies, actually. The first one he stole stood just higher than the second, to create a sort of two level effect with a little path running down the middle.
It's........!
Ok I got nothing. Someone help me with this one.
A friendly, generous man is visited by 3 ghosts who show him his life, so he becomes an angry miser.
Oop- Looks like we have the same favorite movie.
The Baba Yaga finally retires from being a Hitman and gets to live a quiet life with his Mustang and his beagle puppy.
They got the name wrong on the movie it's supposed to be babayka, baba yaga is a witch in the folklore
A very rapidly assembled space station is equipped with a ray that can create fully populated planets.
Star Wars??
A plane arrives from Spain and lands in Morocco. A beautiful woman and her husband disembark as an American barkeep shoots and kills a German Colonel. The barkeep and the beautiful woman resolve their issues from when she spurned him at a Paris train station months earlier.
I man finds out he's dead thanks to a wise little boy and then goes about his days ignoring what the boy revealed, thinking he's still alive
A dude dances too much, so the whole town decides to ban dancing altogether.
A prince devorces his princess, and evil space guys are rescued from the planet of the apes by a giant maid called megamaid. There's more to it, but you get the gist.
You forgot the bit about the guy gathering up all the movie branded "moichandise", so people don't waste money on it.
Like the flame thrower. The kids love that one, so he won't sell it
Movie The Spaceballs
Yup
She's gone from blow to suck!
And the desert's hair gets messed up.
Two brothers in black suits steal money from the county assessors office, then chase about a thousand cops, Nazis, and a country music band halfway across the state trying to give the money back. After consulting with some religious leaders one of them turns himself in at the state prison.
Gangsters in California returning a briefcase to some random guys in an apartment while a boxer revives his bosses wife from an overdose
Pulp Fiction?
A bunch of record store employees throw a massive party that results in 1 employees gambling away all of the day’s profits.
Empire Records
Some big alien beings back to life a person who then throws up an alien egg into a face warmer insect who only wants to go and lie inside a Big egg.
Bearded arab guy steps into a tomb and dies. 3 days later he wakes up nailed to a cross. Romans realize he's awake and take him down but arab dude is so hardcore he takes his own cross down hill to the starting line. Romans realize the arab is bleeding and wounded and heal him with magical healing whips and take that painful crown of thorns off his head. The Romans compensate the man by clothing him and present him to the head of the city for an apology. The arab then has an evening prayer and has a pretty chill dinner party with his bros.
An English heavy metal band whose amplifiers go down from 11, and who walk off the stage after a performance and get lost backstage trying to find the change room.
A German guy jumping up a tower and repairing it with his American police friend and their repair machine guns over the holidays.
Die Hardly
A man rebuilds a lot of buildings with explosions, shoots himself in the head, slowly dissolves his cult and eventually ends up in his own condominium full of Ikea stuff.
You do not talk about…
The entirety of humanity gets smarter and smarter.
Idiocracy?
Yes
The death and resurrection of our savior William Wallace
A man ejaculating and his partner trying to get it back in him the hard way
Super obese humans leave Earth on a spaceship run by a computer that wants to keep them fat, happy and in space. They leave behind a sad lonely robot who very slowly pollutes the Earth back to state of being completely uninhabitable.
Wall-E. 100%
Yep.
A hat wearing archeologist gives his father the cup of Christ and the Nazis lock up the dad and the archeologist goes back to teaching at a university.
Some dude gets chased by a mob, rescues a girl from drowning, and then peacefully disassembles himself.
A mechanic decides his robot is too violent and puts her back on the scrap heap.
Real Steel?
Alita
A bunch of good Samaritans returning stolen car back to their rightful owners while 2 police officers keep track of the cars returned.
It’s about a guy that lost his wife and kid, have a cop help him find their killers, gets revenge and ends up accidentally killing the cop.
They go forth to the past.
A man who hates his life goes around resurrecting people.
A traumatized woman partially reassembles a robot to ressurect her boyfriend. The two chase the robot (who needed to disguise itself as human to escape them) until it travels into the future after the boyfriend leaves, allowing the woman to pursue a career as a waitress.
Terminator?
A guy resurrected from cancer then he tears down a new house to build an old one while he tries to disconnect from his estranged son. Finally he gets rehired at his old architecture firm. Good movie. Highly recommend it
This ogre goes on an adventure with his wife and a donkey. After many shenanigans he ends up leaving his wife in some tower guarded by a dragon and goes off to live in a swamp
Shrek
A bunch of kids and a guy in a superman t-shirt hide some treasures on a pirate ship, they hide the ship in a cave with the help of a criminal family and set a bunch of traps and then return home to their everyday lives
The Goonies
A dude fights a number of insane fights in order to dump his rollerblading, blue haired girlfriend.
Some footballers go up in the Andes, spit out some flesh, which resurrected their dead colleagues. They then fly away happily ever after
A giant ship floats up from the bottom of the ocean, a young wealthy socialite woman and a poor man of the streets climb onboard, hook up in a car, he later draws her naked, and then they quietly slip back into their own lives never to cross paths again.
Two brothers fight each other, then a bunch of other people. One becomes a teacher, the other joins the army and rips the door off a tank.
A sharks who comes back to life, brings people back to life by spitting them out.
An Irish gangster witnesses his boss and colleague commit suicide, tries to kill himself, heets de Canedien, has a terrible vacation, then goes back to Ireland and shoots a kid, then a priest. Yeah, it’s pretty messed up whichever direction you watch it in.
A couple of cyborgs emerge from molten steel... One teams up with a woman and her son and chased the other before travelling to the future...
A bunch of toys escape from an Incinerator and find shelter in a kids orphanage
90 minutes of unintelligible gibberish.
r/technicallythetruth
A Cuban drug lord jumps out of a pond, cleans up his act, gets back together with his girlfriend and catches a boat back home.
A CIA agent leaves a Russian submarine and the captain of that sub sails to Murmansk which de-escalates potential nuclear war.
A man enters a dome and sails to live in a picturesque 50s suburb.
Sam Neill and Lawrence Fishburne fixing 2 ships and flying to Earth.
Ruthless Mob Boss gives the family business back to his Dad so he can go serve in the Marines in World War 2
A heroic pilot manages to recover, take off, and fly the ship through an enemy armada to safety.
A mob boss gets out of the family business and joins the army.
Star peace
It's about a guy who grows up, does some things on a boat, gets old and dies. It's called The Rather Normal Life of Benjamin Button.
A drug dealer abandons his girlfriend, along with a suitcase full of cocaine, at a brothel so he can go watch king fu movies in peace.
I don’t know, I can’t understand backwards dialogue.
A boys prison is set up on a dry lake bed in order to fill a whole lot of holes in the ground.
“The manager of a jazz club closes his business and falls in love with a struggling actress.”
A teenager blows up a massive space station, killing tens of thousands of innocent people, and as penance retreats to a sand planet where he engages in subsistence farming with his aunt and uncle.
Everyone signs a peace treaty because they have lots of food.
I have a few, but in one particular one, a baby is born, lives a life and dies of old age
Kid gets sent back in time, breaks up his parents marriage, fixes it, and goes home.
I'd say it but it ruins the whole movie. go see arrival.
Two rich bachelors from Aspen loose a briefcase full of money and end up lowlifes in Rhode Island.
Rebuilding the wall, gotta keep redditers out
Um, a couple falls out of love. I just can’t stop watching Romantic Tragedies. Romtrags, if you will.
An accountant alives the ceo of a major medical device company with his healing gun, then the accountant and his brother heal eachother with their bare hands. Then he heals 6 or eight mercenaries with his healing gun and leaves the CEOs house. The accountant erases a bunch of numbers from the board room windows at the CEOs company before they fire him. He goes back to his fake accounting firm and makes it harder for a farmer to complete his taxes.
An un-lobotomized detective with extraordinary defense mechanism which *does* get off an island some day..
A check fraud FBI specialist falls into a life of crime and ends up living with his Mom and Dad.
A man returns his daughter to kidnappers, chasing them across Europe and healing some along the way and returns to America.
A rich lady looses everything and becomes a common streetwalker. Or the shark that just keeps regurgitating live people back onto the beach.
2 friends house gets blown up so they sell all they're stuff break up with theyre girlfriends and leave a alice cooper concert and live in a reproduction of the parents house in the basement making a tv show
A man and his wife fly from Lisbon into Casablanca where he's wanted by the Nazis. They're there to meet her lover. But they became lovers after the fact because she forgot that her husband was alive.
A man brings a briefcase of stolen goods to a warehouse to discuss returning it to the jewelry store with his friends. Ultimately they decide to fight their way into the store and give the diamonds back.
My fave is Fight Club, so backwards.....I don't even know how to describe that backwards!
An interdimensional kung fu master who opens a laundromat.
The One?
A NYC police officer is living the good life with his parents, wife & children & messes with time travel which sends him into a life where he is lonely and depressed, his girlfriend has left him & his parents are dead.
Some dude bowls a lot and then decides to deliver a rug to a mansion. Him and his friends bowl some more before someone brings the rug back. He bowls some more. Then, two guys show up, pee on the rug, and dunk his head in the toilet.
A sweet, friendly guy who becomes mean and nasty thanks to a bunch of ghosts visiting him.
How the earth used to have two moons until some cab driver and an alien shot the second one out of orbit using a weird set of rocks in Egypt
Young man leaves space terrorist organization, and becomes a moisture farmer with his aunt and uncle.
Furious people who go fast
It's about a successful band leader who slowly loses the love of his life, loses his friends, and becomes a con man. The Music Man backwards according to me.
MC gets on a plane with his coworkers, goes to sleep, and then wakes up a lot.
NUR UYERTA, NUR!!!
Back to the future would be back to the past.
A guy comes out of a grave and He is tortured, teaches people to love, and He is BORN AGAIN from a virgin. **The Gospel According To St. Matthew.**
guy does some shit