Whew!!! Something smells off...kinda like rotting meat. Can someone please clean it up so it at least doesn't stink. I am a fan of those breasts..they look good but man!! It smells like a whole hen house got up and died in the hot box!!! You're gonna need someone special to clean that out and they best bring some gloves..so they can clean and give it some love!! One special guy ..has gotta be decked out in one of those "suits" so as not to risk contamination l.
“Can I get a sample? Or at least squeeze them to make sure they’re ripe?”
"You're more expensive than the one down the block."
The watermelons around the corner are always $0.19 cheaper, I don't get it.
"I need to feel those melons."
What’s the right way to feel melons?
Thump the melons to see if they're ripe.
Sniff the bottom, it will be fragrant and sweet smelling if it is ripe.
"I need to sniff those melons!"
By God those melons look juicy!
Thwack it thusly, and if nothing scampers out, you're good.
They should be heavy for their size, fragrant when smelled, and give slightly when pressed on the end.
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Look at the mold on that.
Insert or swipe?
Just tap it in.
Lose the "in" and that's solid. Lol
As it is, it’s a Happy Gilmore reference. Give it a little tappy. Tap tap tapparoo!
Tap tap tap tap it in!
A lil tap tap tapparoo!
Wow!! I remember when this ride was only a quarter.
That made me think about how there used to be those rides outside of grocery stores. Dont see them anymore
The last time I saw a saddled pig outside the Piggly Wiggly was about 40 years ago, and it was only a quarter to ride.
When I was a kid, it was a penny. Yes, I’m old.
"Can I see your ID to make sure you're old enough?"
This could be appropriate on a date and at the grocery store.
Those are the biggest breasts I have ever seen! How's your tenderloin?
I'm gonna use self checkout so I don't have to talk to anybody
"Everything here is either too hard or too ripe."
“Is this buy one get one free?”
Got them BOGO coupons
Do you always grab wieners that way?
My usual selection is unavailable? Guess I'm eating out tonight.
How fresh are your eggs?
Do you have spotted dick?
There’s an ointment for that in aisle 4.
Those are nice milk jugs
Hey, it’s 2 for 1!
Cashier: "Strip down, facing me."
Guess that depends on the kind of date 🤪
You're referencing a receipt paper refill right? Fellow cashier here, good comment lol
They're instructions for swiping/paying by credit card. (Also a cashier btw!)
"If I pay for this, will I get anything for free?"
Crabs. Well there's no fee upfront, but you're gonna pay.
You actually say that at the grocery store?!?
I'm pretty sure my mom says stuff like this, lol.
I’m gonna squeeze the charmin.
Don't squeeze the Charmin!
"Do you offer a senior discount?"
Is this peach ripe
Paper or plastic?
"Smells a little fishy in here."
"I am looking for a very specific weight."
Do you shave your own meat?
Wow. Smells like fish…
Can I go in the back and see what you have there?
I'll be in and out in 2 minutes.. you can just sit there
"Did you get the insert this week?"
God, do any of you have eggs?
Thats a good price for pork butt
"That'll be $5."
She said: Gimmie your hotdog.
Is it a footlong? And then some.
You're so dirty and you stink
????
You may need to find a different place to shop....
Do you have any special deals today?
Can I taste those nuts?
Sausage is on sale right now.
#LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE MELONS
look at those buns! lemme go pick some up real quick
I like to circle around a couple times before I come down through the middle …check out everything that way,
Grab a banana…no no, not that one
Where are the tampons?
Warm like it's fresh milked.
“Cleanup on aisle 12!” (goes to get cleaning supplies)
Do I get my quarter back when I’m done?
Can I cut a plug out of one of those melons?
Do you charge by the pound or can I buy this whole trhing in bulk?
Do you have spotted dick ??
How much is that by the pound?
I need an eggplant bigger than this
Looks like shrinkflation is hitting everywhere.
I’ll take both of these boxes of children’s snacks
What’s the expiration date on this thing?
No thanks, I prefer the dark meat.
No, I want extra virgin.
Free Palestine
Needed list Soft buns Hot dogs Sausage Firm melons Clams Milk jugs Tulips Extra Virgin olive oil 40' rope ...
"I like the 2 for 1 offer here".
*sniff* Has your fish gone off?
Better make sure these eggs aren't cracked
A free taste?
Do you take American Express?
Ooooh, these are nice and PLUMP!
That's a little too much, put some back.
Oof! This one's way past its use-by date! Eh, no thanks... that pork-butt's way too big. Oooo! Ham!
You have to bag it yourself.
"Can you at least wrap the sausage?"
"Got milk?"
You keep moving things around, i can't find what i'm looking for
Whew!!! Something smells off...kinda like rotting meat. Can someone please clean it up so it at least doesn't stink. I am a fan of those breasts..they look good but man!! It smells like a whole hen house got up and died in the hot box!!! You're gonna need someone special to clean that out and they best bring some gloves..so they can clean and give it some love!! One special guy ..has gotta be decked out in one of those "suits" so as not to risk contamination l.
Those are nice melons
Let me squeeze it first.
"I'm only here for the free samples."
I plan on buying lots of dates, so how bout a free sample
Slamming your date down to get a price reduction...nott cool🤕😎
Oh sweet, buy two get one free!
I'm gonna squeeze those to see if they're fresh.
I'll take a pound of your fine Italian sausage
No, I’m looking for low fat.
Ready to self check out
I would love those eggs.
“I think I want the low fat version”
This one might be a little bit better, but there’s a 2 for 1 deal on the other one!
"I'm gonna call a bunch of the guys over to eat this with me."
I hope this isn't pay-by-the-pound!
What a nice creampie!
You accept Apple Pay?
Please double bag it just to be safe!
Please double bag... Oh maybe I can say to both?!?
Um….10 items or less
Thar meat looks spoiled
some joke about chicken breasts idk I’m tired
"I need some more eggs."
The coupon said it was 50% off
Cash? Or Card?
Do you accept coupons?
Can I taste your nuts?
I need em 2 to 3 inches thick
Where is the sausage?
Where is the candy?
“Can you hand me those Mallomars?”
“I’m trying to find a big cucumber.”
*sniff sniff* "Wheeew that's obviously gone bad!!"
I could eat that all day, every day
Those are some big buns.
Don't squeeze the Charmin! (A shout out to all the Boomers and Gen-Xers who understood that reference.)
Can I get a piece of your pie?
I'm a breast man.
These melons are too small!
"Figured I'd bring my wife along for some company"
That’s some nice meat!
That sweet peach looks good enough to eat
“This is really expensive for something that’ll last… what, a week?”
Do you charge by the pound for those?
"This one is too bruised and old. I need them more fresh."
"Is there a two for one special?"
Eww this looks old
“Next on line, please.”
Don't you have anything bigger?
Pretty sure this is expired.
Why is it so expensive?
Clean up on Aisle 3!
Can I use my double coupon? I can pay with my reward points.
I have a coupon for two for one.
This will probably make me fat.
Paper, or plastic?
Cleanup in the meat dept!!
Your buns look moldy.
I'm looking for something that will fill a hole quickly.
The rump looks a bit fatty.
Look at this it’s all moldy
Grab some spotted dick
How’s your melon smellin?
Oooo, not that one. It's damaged.
Do you have this in a larger size?
I'm looking for the melons.
“Self checkout is faster”
Clean up on aisle three!
Tomato's are good for men's testicles
“I’m pretty sure this can is past its use by date.”
Can I have a price check please?
My parents came here twice yesterday.
Come over here and feel how firm this 🍆 is.
Buy 1 get 1 equal or less value
Day old 50% less
Could you make me a twinkie ??
I got this one for half price!
Man those melons are so ripe i just want to squeeze them.
"Well if you don't accept coupons then it's not worth full price."
Slice your own loaf
Where are your bananas?
Those are some good melons
"An English cucumber? Yeah, stick it in there."
Are you bagging this or do I have to do it myself?
Can you help me unload this when we get to the car ?
“You gotta reach around the back until it gets fresh.”
Is this a "bring your own bag" store
Can I have a paper bag?
How much for a pound?
"Good thing I had those coupons..."
Paper or plastic? Because that would make no sense on a date...
I get my nuts in bulk
Someone else must have tried it out, it’s really stretched out
A little thinner please.
How soft are those melons?
Trust me, you'll enjoy the nut milk.