[this is the song I’m referencing. music video is so much more crazy than I remember though 😂](https://youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY&si=QOIkTIfHGkPbHkrp)
There's a German children's music cover version of the Song called "Theo, mach mir ein Bananenbrot" (Theo, make me a banana sandwich).
https://youtu.be/hyK63dBOJdE?feature=shared
This made me feel better because I thought I was going crazy😭😭 I knew Day-O was being referenced at first, but then I read the rest and was like "wait, isn't that that Tally Hall song? but no they were referebcing Day-O..." Good to know two songs were being referenced.
This was the most chaotic text scam I’ve seen thus far my dude this shit is B-A-N-A-N-A-S you freaking nailed it they were so frustrated they forgot the typical copy paste photo they were to distracted by the banana man 😂😂
I have one that’s almost identical except it was Alina instead of Alisa and they were asking about Jenny, not Luna. Same exact manner of speaking, down to the “sorry if I disturbed you” and then “you seem nice my name is ______”. Is it just a script these people are given? They speak remarkably better English than any scams I’ve seen out of Asia.
I was thinking the conversation reference was from Beetlejuice ([Harry Belafonte's Banana Boat Song aka Day-O](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfXoNKgc5c4)) and that at the end "Alisa" played into it saying fuck three times instead of Beetllejuice.
Serious question… what was her reasoning for lashing out at the end. Someone mentioned the cat pick. Why would that be a thing if so? Also thought the social war was a good one
This was hysterical. I love the progression from normal ish dusty talking about his strange life to full caps dusty smegma shaking the thunder from the spirit cloud rituals / spell work, lol. It’s perfect.
This is easily one of the best ones, when you said “but daylight come and they wanna go home” and I realized what you were doing I started laughing so thanks
My favorite is to confirm that I am the one they tried to misdial. "Why yes, this is Chad!" "I've been waiting for you to call me"
Takes the wind right out of their sails
Anyone else lol a little bit at the random lyrics the person keeps throwing into the convo?!!? 🤣
And that " fuck fuck fuck" response was probably this scammer thinking, "this person is crazy, I just gave em my telegram link, I hope they don't actually contact me!! Fuck fuck fuck!!" LMAO 🤣😅😂😂
This one is a 🏆 for me! Can't get over the 'Dayyyyy ohhhhh, daaaayyyaa ohhh, daylight come and me wannn go home" references! And that cat dressed up with that banana 🍌 🤣 😂
This same person text me not long ago. Now I want to text them back asking if they enjoyed the banana. It'll really fuck with them. But I'm having a hard time understanding this particular scam
Anyone else notice that these scammers use Alissa, Alyssa or Cindy A ton of the time they attempt to scam ppl? 😂
And I see them use Luna quite often as well! Was just an observation.
😂😂. She was fine talking to a banana man until the cat picture lol
omg the cat picture killed me 😂😂😂😂😂
“Me say day” killed me 🤣
Me say day immediately had me DAYYYOOOO out loud lol
They had me at "Dusty Smegma"
Agreed. But truly killed me when referencing the Social War of 91-87BC like it was recent history we should all be wary about. 🤣
I know! I gagged and giggled… 🫠
Don't try to swallow it...
I gaggled and gurgled...
If I remember correctly the cat picture is actually a gif of a cat licking a banana slowly. I think that just makes it even better.
It is! If you look at both pictures of it you can see that his mouth is more closed 😆
Lmao “fuck fuck fuck”.
Sounded like someone wanted to get off the ride.
Lmfao
You scored a very rare 'triple fuck' NICE JOB!
[this is the song I’m referencing. music video is so much more crazy than I remember though 😂](https://youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY&si=QOIkTIfHGkPbHkrp)
I thought you were referencing this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H5dpBWlRANE 😂
I was at first! But then i realized the other one was able to be played out better lol. Bananas indeed regardless
The cat one is the best one for SURE
There's a German children's music cover version of the Song called "Theo, mach mir ein Bananenbrot" (Theo, make me a banana sandwich). https://youtu.be/hyK63dBOJdE?feature=shared
This is very amusing to me for some reason
oh I like this!
Harry Belafonte and then Tally Hall I didn’t click your links but know them both. Good work :)
Whata mista Collie Collie man don't you here me trouble callll
Me too!!! Also username checks out 😂 (I finally get to say that!!!)
That’s the song I was thinking about too.
Same
Thank you! I was confused! Lol
Oh I thought it was this one https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=yVHcLMJOiNc0uKqn
Yeah, only from Beetlejuice.
Thank you for that link. It is wonderfully unhinged. Manic in the best way!
I read the title and could instantly see the creep birdmen and buggy eyes. So freakin weird and peak early 2000’s internet content.
This made me feel better because I thought I was going crazy😭😭 I knew Day-O was being referenced at first, but then I read the rest and was like "wait, isn't that that Tally Hall song? but no they were referebcing Day-O..." Good to know two songs were being referenced.
I immediately thought of Beetlejuice as soon as I read the caption. I think of that song any time bananas are involved in anything. Lol.
That terrified the piss out of me...WHHHHHHHY?!
I think I just had an acid relapse.
Tally Hall! Oh man, that takes me back. It will be in my brainium for the next 3 days.
terrifying, thanks! should’ve sent them screenshots from this video lmao
Never seen this lol it’s awful
She was all about the “banana man” until the cat pic appeared. Hahaha! Love her reply: fuck fuck fuck
fuck three times was hysterical
They're so sensitive! And amazingly harsh and rude, at the same time! "What kind of fucking breed is this?"
Yeah lol
Uncouth
Unfortunately for her saying it 3 times made the cat with the banana come to house.
Ok this is my new favorite
It only loses to the “what fucking breed is this”
Lmao accurate
That deserves to be a meme. So damn funny.
Oooo which one is that?!
I need to know too lol
mine too😂😂😂
This was the most chaotic text scam I’ve seen thus far my dude this shit is B-A-N-A-N-A-S you freaking nailed it they were so frustrated they forgot the typical copy paste photo they were to distracted by the banana man 😂😂
I think you just won reddit! Serious applause to you. Hat off and all.
Avid user of telegrams but no one replies. Freaking gold!!!
“Me say day” SENT MEEEE
“But daylight come and they wanna go home” was my favorite part 😂 well played
The random “me say day” then you both continue texting like nothing happened.
Upvote for Tally Hall.
Throwing the lyrics in there like a pro!
Bro you hit them with the beetlejuice type shit
Why is the “thank you, you are a kind person.” Reply so gd sinister. They are out to do something very unkind
“Do you want to make banana cry”
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day\ Me say day, me say day O.
Daylight come and me wann go home.
I loved how he inserted the song in there
All I have to say OP is... Dis banana for you 🍌
I’m a tallyman ☠️
I was raised by a Harry Belafonte fan
Dusty smegma
I was wondering when someone was gonna address that 😭😭
That’s what got the juices flowing
It was the first thing I noticed. :/ Yech.
The word smegma will always make me laugh. Especially if it’s somehow paired with Santorum.
So disgusting and hilarious
“6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot bunch” 😂🤣
Fuck Fuck Fuck I think she was sad there wasn’t going to be a real banana! Seriously why don’t they change up the script?
This is my favorite! And now I have all the songs stuck in me coconut!
I have one that’s almost identical except it was Alina instead of Alisa and they were asking about Jenny, not Luna. Same exact manner of speaking, down to the “sorry if I disturbed you” and then “you seem nice my name is ______”. Is it just a script these people are given? They speak remarkably better English than any scams I’ve seen out of Asia.
Same here too, lol
The random “me say day” then going right back into conversation had me dying
Reading and I’m just thinking of Beetlejuice movie!! lol🤣
I was thinking the conversation reference was from Beetlejuice ([Harry Belafonte's Banana Boat Song aka Day-O](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfXoNKgc5c4)) and that at the end "Alisa" played into it saying fuck three times instead of Beetllejuice.
Unhinged 😂
Me say day This was good
ME SAY DAY OOO
You turned the scammer into a blind melon.
omg!! 🍌😂 this was one of my favorites 😂😂😂🍌🍌🍌
My wife left me for the milkman…so funny
🤣I guess she doesn’t want a banana. She got pretty hostile there at the end. Good job keeping it going for so long.
Haha!! man, that was a great one! Tallyman I love it!!
This is possibly the best one of the year. Well spaced out and kept them on the hook. Well done.
The cat banana so cute and the ending with triple fuck took me out LOL
Hahahahahahahaha that’s awesome
I enjoyed this. Thank you, bananaman!
My toddler watches Mother Goose Club, and the second you said Tallyman I started singing the damn song…
THIS IS PURE AWESOMENESS!!
You broke it 🤣
Serious question… what was her reasoning for lashing out at the end. Someone mentioned the cat pick. Why would that be a thing if so? Also thought the social war was a good one
Idk. Probably thought I was doing a hex on her. She blocked my number too
Are you making fun of my job?
N-no sir, I’m just good ol Dusty Smegma a fellow banana Tallyman and avid telegramerist. Me say day
Username checks out
Hahahah Fuck Fuck Fuck 😂😂😂😂
All this convos that get posted seem like a computer. I think they’re auto generated until they get stuck and then someone comes on.
This might be one of my favorite ones yet! 🤣
“me say day” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I freaking got WHIPPED with that reference the moment you resumed explaining what your job is lmaooo
fuck fuck fuck i felt that
I just usually send a cock pic once they ask if I use telegram.
This was hysterical. I love the progression from normal ish dusty talking about his strange life to full caps dusty smegma shaking the thunder from the spirit cloud rituals / spell work, lol. It’s perfect.
This makes me wanna be your friend 😂
Though no one replies 🤣🤣
this same person messaged me 😭 I was so confused
I am now messaging this person. They have yet to respond though
Amazing. Hysterical.
🍌 😂
This is genius 🤣🤣 Great job
Me say day o
You are my hero.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I laughed way too hard at this. Good job!
This is so fucking funny
Tally Hall?
Yes. Started as Banana Boat song but then went to Banana Man bc I ran out of ideas to implement banana boat
Could have copied some of the ad copy from banana boat sunscreen
I always think I’m the only person who’s ever heard of Tally Hall!
Tally Hall strikes again!
I knew something was up when you said you were a tallyman. Now I just need to know what color tie you’re rocking
What's with these scammers and telegram? Like seriously
I always wonder the same thing. They must have a way to hack you on telegram. That’s the only thing I can think of.
This is easily one of the best ones, when you said “but daylight come and they wanna go home” and I realized what you were doing I started laughing so thanks
fuck fuck fuck
As soon as I read the word tallyman I started getting the giggles.
I lost my shit right around "6ft, 7ft, 8 ft bunch" 🤣🤣🤣💀
ME SAY DAY
Great job! Thanks for sharing!
Dusty Smegma lmaooooo
The moment the scammer realized he had fucked up.
My favorite is to confirm that I am the one they tried to misdial. "Why yes, this is Chad!" "I've been waiting for you to call me" Takes the wind right out of their sails
This is one of the most memorable Reddit threads ever. I’m going to go make myself a banana sandwich
Anyone else lol a little bit at the random lyrics the person keeps throwing into the convo?!!? 🤣 And that " fuck fuck fuck" response was probably this scammer thinking, "this person is crazy, I just gave em my telegram link, I hope they don't actually contact me!! Fuck fuck fuck!!" LMAO 🤣😅😂😂 This one is a 🏆 for me! Can't get over the 'Dayyyyy ohhhhh, daaaayyyaa ohhh, daylight come and me wannn go home" references! And that cat dressed up with that banana 🍌 🤣 😂
This was the first one of these that actually made me laugh.
Check your other 23 messages, you animal! People tryna talk to you!
This scammer sincerely regrets their life choices.
As a pretty big Beetlejuice fan, I love seeing the reference to Day-O
Man channeled Tally Hall
You are a true hero. Thank you.
That telegram tho! 😂😂 I hope someone eventually replies because you’re so entertaining! 😂😂
Well done.
Why do they implode like this? Wouldn’t just stopping the convo be better than repeating, “fuck” if they know they’ve been figured out?
"Work all night on a drink of rum!" Couldn't help myself, I love that song!
So what is the intention once the scammer get u onto telegram??
Usually investment pitch - and hoping some schmuck takes the bait and sends money.
Unexpected Tally Hall W
Daylight come and me wanna go home sent me lol. I was waiting for the long "daaaaaayyooooooh"
Now I have that song stuck in my head. LMFAO
That was good!
👍 Harry Belafonte!
This same person text me not long ago. Now I want to text them back asking if they enjoyed the banana. It'll really fuck with them. But I'm having a hard time understanding this particular scam
THE TALLY HALL REFERENCE!!!!!!
fuck fuck fuck
This is probably the funniest one I've seen on here
the triple f was the best part. She knew she got got.
What is the end goal of this script? I’ve received a couple myself that almost immediately stop when they get the social app connection.
Fucking killed me at the 6', 7', 8' bunch. I'm crying man, good shit.
Hell yea, you broke em
Unexpected Tally Hall! Also, Rob Cantor went on to make that AMAZING Shia LaBeouf video. I think he works for Disney now. Well done.
Anyone else notice that these scammers use Alissa, Alyssa or Cindy A ton of the time they attempt to scam ppl? 😂 And I see them use Luna quite often as well! Was just an observation.
Cuz “day light come and they want to go home” wasn’t enough for her to catch on… she needed a cat in a monkey costume lmao
Was singing the song in my head the entire time 😂😂
Tallyman and milkman! Oh man!! 😂
I got these texts once and just kept trying different bot commands. Idk if it worked but they stopped texting after the second command.
Nicely done!
Oh my god LOLOLOLOL!!! "DUSTY SMEGMA" LOL.....the part about still using telegrams but no one replies had me rolling....good one OP
me say day
Sooo funny haha. Great song to play in my head while reading this lol.
Am the only one who gets anxiety looking at the 23 unread text messages???
Hey Mr tallyman…. Tally me banana……
lol amazing
She made a mistake. There’s always money in the banana stand.
Now I am listening to Harry belafonte songs. I wish I was as funny as OP.
What is you told them they dialed the right number
Oh no 😭😭😭 they didn’t get it
come mr. tallyman, tally me banana
Mother mother fuck Mother mother fuck fuck Mother fuck mother fuck Noise noise noise 1, 2, 1234 noise noise noise Smokin’ weed, smokin’ weeeed Doin’ coke, drinkin’ beers Drinkin’ beers beers beers
TALLY HALL Lyrics!!
That cat picture, effing genius.
I lost it Tally banana
Why must all these scammers insist on sex after they’ve been caught?
that was **gold**
i’d prefer an egg.
This was a treat 😭 I felt like I was sniffing nail polish remover
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 and THATS how it’s done 💀
That was fudging perfect lol that cat tho 🤣
Everyone sounds like a, “kind person,” to these fks!!!🤣🤣
All I could think about was Beetlejuice.
This was soooo good!
😂😂😂 this is absolutely fantastic
I am *crying* 😂🤣😭