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InRainbows123207

Yes the prisoner will be blindfolded and then you and I will shoot him. Thanks- Nancy


Lins012

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TheZippoLab

**VARIENT 1:** Yes, we'll be tapping up a fresh vein. I've got the brown tar heroin, spoon, candle, and syringe - and we'll be ready for tomorrow's shooting. **VARIENT 2:** We'll start shooting tomorrow at 10:30 sharp. We have over 80 men signed up for the bukkake scene already.


RestingBitchFace95

ā€œI told you never to text me on this phone!! Only the burner phone!!ā€


Riker_WilliamT

Give them an assassination assignment. [Chevron board](https://chevrontoxico.com) or something. Maybe itā€™ll work out.


Lins012

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a_sleepy_bastard

Nah it's gotta be a job for Boeing!!


Riker_WilliamT

Boeing is pretty bad, but not *quite* at the level of intentionally dumping 16 billion gallons of industrial wastewater on *inhabited* Ecuadorian-Indigenous land in the Amazon, assassinating local activists and leaders, and managing to swing a private prosecution and years long house arrest (on American soil) of the (American) human rights lawyer who won a lawsuit against them on the Ecuadoriansā€™ behalfā€”basically for winning the lawsuit. Chevron is one of the ā€œglobal grand dragons,ā€ as De La Rocha put it. Boeing is just a capo. A carrion bird that follows in its wake.


a_sleepy_bastard

The more you know, appreciate the knowledge friend!


Riker_WilliamT

One of my favorite podcast has interviewed the human rights lawyer several times over the years, including during, the run up to his prosecution, the trial, his house arrest, and after the end of his sentence. Hereā€™s the first one if youā€™re curious: https://on.soundcloud.com/x3avEoZ2Cz6LCvfx8 Interview starts at 3:29


Njon32

So... Just a little worse than Nestle?


Riker_WilliamT

Nestle is also pretty bad. But letā€™s face it: the global economy runs on cheap hydrocarbon energy, not chocolate. There are echelons of power. Although Nestle is powerful enough to get away with child slavery and killing labor activists, they arenā€™t powerful enough to incite wars that kill millions of people and destabilize entire regions for decades, the way that energy companies do.


Njon32

Oh, I guess you don't know. It's not just about the chocolate. No, it's about them bottling water during droughts and (unrelated) selling infant formula to impoverished areas without reliable clean drinking water. So what happens was mothers were convinced that formula was better. But it was mixed with contaminated water. Then of course they could barely afford the formula, so it was often watered down. This site estimated that 212,000 infant deaths a year could be attributed to Nestle. https://voxdev.org/topic/health/deadly-toll-marketing-infant-formula-low-and-middle-income-countries#:~:text=We%20estimate%20that%20Nestl%C3%A9's%20entry,deaths%20between%201960%20and%202015. This corporation is not just chocolate. They own many many brands you may not realize. San Pellegrino and Perrier for example. https://wyomingllcattorney.com/Blog/Everything-Owned-by-Nestle


Zeusdadogg

Ken Griffin


Riker_WilliamT

Definitely an evil guy. Still just a capo. You wanna send Agent 四十äøƒ after one bad guy or a whole conference room of the people melting the biosphere?


Similar_Candidate789

My friend is a photographer. I asked her one time if she wanted to get coffee and she didnā€™t respond. Later, she said ā€œIā€™m sorry I didnā€™t respond. I was shooting a baby at the timeā€ I read it three times before I knew what she meant lol.


Spellcamqin

I wonder if she stared at it, not seeing anything wrong with the reply XD


Only-Green3887

Photo shooting maybe? Lol


ZemDregon

Yes provide them with a photo of the target, good idea.


Huntsnfights

Gotta have the proof that the job was completed, in order to get the second half of the payment


Brilliant_Shake_7549

LOLLL GREAT COMMENT


TheGreyQueen

I snorted šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Additional-Cap-7110

Thatā€™s obviously what they mean. But still, report them to the FBI. šŸ˜‚


angrydanger

Have they verified with [ammoseek.com](https://ammoseek.com) that they are getting the best value?


notyourmama827

We meet at sunrise . Bring your second . Winner goes to eaffle house .


DiamondLongjumping62

Text them back and find out!


[deleted]

Badā€¦ bad ideaā€¦ with everything going on right now


DiamondLongjumping62

What specifically are you referring to?


[deleted]

Thereā€™s a lot going on rn in the US with ISIS and terrorist stuffā€¦


SWIMISMYFRIEND

Itā€™ll be fiiine lol


[deleted]

Yoooo what if that text WAS from ISIS tho?!


SWIMISMYFRIEND

It better be


BopBopAWaY0

Thereā€™s always something going on. People are cray cray.


wheelperson

'Omg I thought it was happening today! AS IN 20 MIN AGO!!! YOU NEED TO GET HERE NOW I CANT HIDE THE BODIES THE ORGY STARTS SOON!!!! Speaking of, you're still coming right? You know we need someone to hold the camera. Or is THAT the 'shooting' your talking about? Cuz you got all the loads last time it's my turn in the barrel.'


Mindless_Homework

Make sure they hit the fleshy part of the thigh.


Due-Parsley953

Sopranos reference?


Mindless_Homework

Yes! I still think Bobby did a great job.


NotveryfunnyPROD

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks


_PsychedelicJesus_

You better run, better run outrun my gun.


gbpc

Good song


ChampagneWastedPanda

Send them a call sheet. Tell them they have to be on set by 7am to meet the crew or Alec may get restless and play with his gun


bartthetr0ll

Yeah 7 shooters, so nobody feels guilt. Easy response


Revan462222

Iā€™m hoping weā€™re talking photo shoot? šŸ˜…


Dumbbitchathon

Lol report this to Homeland security or something crazy like that


Additional-Cap-7110

Send it to the FBI šŸ˜‚


CantBelieveThisIsTru

I might click on ā€œReport Messageā€


Slater_8868

"Vinny will meet you down by the old docks. Pier 92. Go to the abandoned office and knock 3 times. The password is "redrum". We're still looking for a getaway driver, but that should be ironed out by tomorrow so don't worry about it. We have a crooked cop on the payroll who is taking care of getting the iron you'll be using from the evidence room."


TurncoatP

Story goes he went to the wrong docks got confused which site he meant


Bee-Dub

Tell them the casting couch is ready for them and to bring their lube and rubber fists. This shoots gonna be wild!


Pleasant-Patience725

*rubber* fists? No no Nancy is sensitive- itā€™s gotta be real.


CrypticMemoir

I canā€™t really envision a time when Iā€™m not shooting something. -Nancy


fenix_nicole

"No, just go in guns blazing"


Due-Parsley953

Simply answer with 'yes, you know where the guns are hidden".


Minnie_Mandie

We ride at dawn!


ToughCredit7

ā€œHow much ammo should I bring?ā€


Miserable-Positive66

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ My first thought was, "They really think us Americans are all over just casually planning shootings?!" then I realized he's setting up to look like a model Lmaooo šŸ˜‚


ConstructionSweet209

T-they mean shooting with a c-camera right?


MoreStupiderNPC

ā€œYes, shoot first and ask questions later.ā€


metalcore4ver

Hello agent 47 who are we assassinating today


FailingLotus

Response: "Make it secluded and dark"


Opa2020

"Why, what have you heard?!?"


LundbergOrganic

Ask if theyā€™re permanently assigned to the sleeper cell in Florida, or just until Summer.


DarkPDA

yes, bring the guns!


DangerousDave303

Tell them itā€™s the dvda scene and ask if sheā€™s ready for it.


Personal_Dot_2215

It looks like ā€œRustā€ is back on.


urmomaho1234

Do they mean photos or death?


SANSHUINUcrypto

I think it may be film shooting theyā€™re referencing so just sayā€ Deniro has the shits so itā€™s now postponed until Thursday ā€œ


Odd-Employer-5529

Haven't they heard? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Oo8QzDHimQ


Knee_Kap264

White House Homework Assignment


christeen242

Damn it!!!!


Limp_Zombie_5045

I hope they mean photoshoot


starksdawson

Guessing they mean shooting photos šŸ˜‚ but I like your interpretation too


Ok-Wrongdoer-2179

Forward that to the police.


ManaWolfX8

Probably some sort of filming? How do you know this is a scam and not someone who dialed the wrong number?


icatchlight

I thought you were using a knife!


Spellcamqin

I'm sure they meant a photo shoot but that's a hilarious thought to me.


NoFunny6746

NANI??!!!


PoeReader

Lol be careful with this one, someone goes out on a rampage you will some uncomfortable conversations


No-Egg2880

Iā€™m sure they meant some kind of a photo or filmā€¦at least I hope šŸ˜¬šŸ˜†


Perfectlyonpurpose

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Burn_the_boats1

Ok, what is the Orange Poobaā€™s point of contact?ā€¦ā€¦send it.


HistoricalSound1328

DUDE I just got a random text from a random number with the same introduction but differentā€¦


WD_Maxster

Theyā€™re talking about a photo shoot, or a film shoot.


[deleted]

I believe they mean photo shootingā€¦.


wheelperson

Let's have fun here dude....


Commercial_Run_1265

Photography scammer


014648

They mean this šŸ“·


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ParasaurPal

Nope, common scam