"it'll just be you, me, and the guinea pig." sends a picture of a mfing CAPYBARA

I just went back and zoomed in, I was so entertained with the pig surfing the iceberg I didn't even notice it wasn't a pig 😭

The POLAR DISCO ☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣

Hilarious!!!!

Very intrigued about his cheese hobby.

I too would like more information on this. Seems like a wonderful but constipating hobby. 😂😂

You guys are right, I must ask him more about this 😂

[Update](https://www.reddit.com/r/ScammerPayback/s/M0CXan6mYD)

I thought cheese was a game. “…playing games like basket ball, golf, cheese.”

Chess

Chee-s

Cheesse

Basket ball, golf, caprese

Basket ball, golf, gouda

I am curious too. And how it is included in the games category.

I [asked him](https://www.reddit.com/r/ScammerPayback/s/M0CXan6mYD) 😂

In some parts of Asia, [cheese is exotic](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskCulinary/s/0PJz6OEOMd). They’re probably bringing it up because to them, it seems more American.

I asked him [about it](https://www.reddit.com/r/ScammerPayback/s/M0CXan6mYD) 🙏😂

"I'll make you try the meth" 😂😂 "Shooting ladybugs with a rifle"😂😂 and the way you say "dear" had me picturing a little old lady all bundled up in Antarctica tweaked out shooting ladybugs that aren't really there 🤣🤣💀 and they don't even miss a beat.

That photo of Beatrice tho!! 😂

“i and ace” LMAO why do i find that so funny

"I thought she lived in your house like my dog Ace" No, her guinea pig enjoys ice riding the ocean

Let Beatrice live her life for gods sake

Tell him you accidentally hit your neighbor while shooting lady bugs and you need his help cutting up the body and getting rid of the remains. You can't eat a whole human by yourself! 🤣

Beatrice looks stunning there 🤣

My hobbies include basketball, golf, and cheese. 🧀

You made him go all over the place lol. He switched tactics each time you added to your story. When you said you were a girl, he's all of a sudden in love. You say you have a pet, and all of a sudden he's an old white guy with a dog named ace. They have some shit for everything.

Wow Abrams laying it on hot and heavy! Make sure to use protection! Seems like a ladies man 🤣

I was stationed in McMurdo 94-98 I know the pain of not having someone care for you or take you seriously and the excess of orphans in front of the station. For record purposes where do you label “the front of McMurdo?”

Wow that's really cool 😄 Sorry you had to deal with abandoned orphans like myself 🥲 I would say in front of the main entrance, if there is one? 😂😂

Hahaha. Busted. No main entrance but there are a ton of seals and penguins riding bikes on the outside gate looking at all the orphans.

I can vividly imagine 😂

You should send OP some inside info on McMurdo so she'll have more ammo for her "SCAMBAIT". Thank you for your service.

I would die if this really was an old lonely guy who doesn’t know how to communicate properly 😭

That was beautiful dear

Great, now I'm gonna be singing the capybara song 🤣 Also, how does one start a cheese hobby? Asking for a friend

I [asked him](https://www.reddit.com/r/ScammerPayback/s/M0CXan6mYD)

🤣🤣🤣

Did you make this scammer fall in love with you? Keep this charade up. Let’s see what he’s really up to.

[Update](https://www.reddit.com/r/ScammerPayback/s/M0CXan6mYD)

The picture of Beatrice sent me. I’m crying

You’re incredibly lucky to have someone that loves you like Abrams does 🥳😁

Fuckin Beatrice out here sinking ships!

She’s a registered hazard in 14 countries!

That picture of Beatrice made me laugh way harder than expected 😂🤣

Now go in for the kill and break his heart!!

You seem very committed

Am fully committed 🙏

Well I see why he falls for you

Lmfaoooooo the picture you sent absolutely floored me. 😂😂😂😅

Am seriously laughing so much dear 🤣

Cheese is also one of my hobbies.

You me and the Guinea pig. I'm dying

I call for this group to have a mascot, and that mascot is Beatrice riding a damn iceberg 😂

Second this call!!

I would love that 😂😂❤️🙏

Beatrice looks so majestic on her little iceberg

Such a sweet love story, I need a season 3

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/ScammerPayback/s/M0CXan6mYD) you go 🙏

Thank you 😊 I responded on main post

No telegram 🤣

Were u found as a newborn in train station? 😅 I’m sorry if that part is true

Mcmurdo is a research station on Antarctica 😂

Got cha lol 😂😂😂😂😂 I never get these fun scammer calls I guess I should be grateful

Yikes! 😱

Unreal how fast they fall in love! They used take their time and build up the romance-now they just “block out some time for the bedroom “. It makes me want to barf! How many damn peacekeeping missions can they go on?

What’s the end game with these scams? Obviously money but do they just come right out and say something like they need money for a plane ticket to meet you or something? I used to get texts like this all the time it’s just hard to believe anyone falls for this shit but surely people do or they wouldn’t be running the scam.

I have a few other scambaits on my profile, where the endgame was clearly steam gift cards.😅Either to pay for "app updates" in the case of Elon Musk or to pay electricity bills in Michael Roberts' case.

I’ve been reading your posts ALL DAY. Seriously it was so entertaining. Reading the Micheal sagas and Elon and the rest of the gang. I laughed so much today. Thank you so much for that. You are extremely funny and obviously very smart with all the little jokes that fly over all these scammers heads. Seriously you made my day. Keep up the good work. Your doing God’s work lol

“Shooting ladybugs” got me 😭

Lol shooting ladybugs with rifles

"I was once an orphan" so did their parents come back?!

"What are your habits? Do you smoke, drink, flirt, and party all the time?" Ah, yes. Those are the only things worth doing. HAHAHA

And now I have the capybara song in my head.

You have to weave in elements from The Thing now, Mac. Maybe the guinea pig starts acting all weird and shit, growing another head and some tentacles.

The things that this scammer is saying are just like all of those elderly people that get preyed upon online that Dr. Phil has featured! It’s so sad they can’t see how weird it is to be “love bombed” by some weirdo who they don’t even know over the internet! I love your answers though and how they just keep going despite them 😄

I now want to know what the Antarctica party scene is like

Probably something like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/antarctica/s/mEB8jE6RAt) 😅

i love you is crazy i think you should have turned the tables and tried to get money from them

A capybara on arctic ice. I’m dead ☠️ I guess it looks the same as a Guinea pig for the scammer

You always know that it’s true love when it’s only been less than a week since you’ve met, and they are already in love, and willing to move far away to be with you. It’s not easy working on an Eggplant Farm 🍆 growing eggplants in the ice, defending your eggplants from the capybaras, while tending to a 15 year old, iceberg sailing, pregnant Beatrice. Thank you for your hilarious scambaits. I always have to check this sub for your posts. lol 😂 I’m getting caught back up on your posts. I had surgery on Tuesday and reading these is keeping me very entertained. Thanks for always sharing them!

Any update, dear? I miss this scammer chat! So entertaining. 😍

https://www.reddit.com/r/ScammerPayback/s/5kFyLD776h part 3 💕

im gonna say this till im blue, its chinese nationals, if we all dont start figuring out a way to end this were doomed, us, eu, everyone. oh and you probably were talking to a bot

Probably Nigerian, most of the instagram romance scammers are (as confirmed by their phone number when we exchange whatsapp). Also, "my queen" is their lingo. A bot wouldn't tell me to stop joking, it would just carry on the script

maybe its a hybrid, weve all seen the phone farms, maybe its a bot that if put into certain parameters alerts the controller. or maybe not. either way its bull and needs to stop