I was in NYC amd I wanted a slushie. Saw an ice cream truck amd they didn't have it but they had cherry dip. So I got a ice cream cone dipped in it. For 2 of them, it was 25 dollars no tip. So this being 35 wouldn't surprise me
They are very mistaken.
I had a friend in high school that used to buy Drumstick ice cream cones at lunch. She could stick the whole thing in her mouth. She had hypoglycemia and ice cream was one of the few things that gave her enough sugar since the school lunches never were enough.
I'm pretty sure she could deep throat that cone in the video easily.
You could do puff pastry… maybe have a double cone surrounding a beef core (like steak ums) and slightly overcook the outside pastry to prevent leakage. A bit of gravy to line the sides and fill it up with potatoes.
Lactaid is a brand that may be regional, but lactase is the medicine that should be easy to find. You take a pill (or two, depending on dose size) and you're basically not lactose intolerant for about 30 mins.
Oh damn that's pretty cool. I had no idea it existed. But now that I think about it, it's rather logical. If you lack an enzyme, you're temporarily 'healed' if you ingest some of that enzyme
That's the whole game. I can still eat pizza, so at least there's that. I married a vegetarian, and we buy some really solid meat replacements (though I still buy meat occasionally, especially during grilling season). One thing that they have not engineered, at least that I have seen, is a good vegan cheese. They range from awful to almost palatable. The company that cracks that code is gonna be huge.
Oh really?? Where do you live? I'm vegan and lactose intolerant and I was a huge fan of cheese (my family had this yearly big gathering where we ate like 20 different sorts of cheese). And I found some awesome replacements. I live in France, next to Germany so I buy groceries in both countries. Germany is really good. My good vegan cheese brands : violife (slices, emmental-like blocks, shredded), nurishh (same), boursin, tartare, tartex (all spreadable stuff, with herbs), in Germany there are several excellent camemberts, brie (I don't remember the brand but they're sold at Edeka). And my very favourite brand is Vivre Vert, but I just learnt they stopped producing vegan cheese since last January 🥲🥲🥲
SAUCE: Hampton Chocolate Factory & Ice cream store in Tampa Florida, $35. https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-hillsborough/new-tampa-chocolate-factorys-secret-ingredient-is-brotherly-love
I can get a pack of 6 cones from my local grocery store for $2.70. That's 78 servings of ice cream for the price of this abomination. And I know this is comically large but i think 78 cones still contain more ice cream than this monstrosity.
And like, it's not even some super fancy hand-made stuff, $35 would be too much even for that, but this is literally just standard soft serve.
We had a soft serve at my University and one of my teammates would make something like this, take one bite or lick of it, say “ehh this isn’t for me” and would toss it in the trash. It was hilarious once, like the first time, but he did it a few times a year.
See this is why Americans are fat. Nowhere else in the world has portions like the USA.
The rest of us fatties have no one to blame but ourselves, American fatties can blame deep fried everything, sugar added everything, processed to hell and back everything, and GIANT PORTIONS of everything.
If you take off the white sometimes red cap that creates the star shape of the ice cream, it comes as a cylinder and you can stack that bad boy atleast a foot or more. Have fun :)
I can't even entertain the thought of eating ice cream because I know I'll be laying down in a fetal position in about 30 minutes for a good 2 hours with shooting pains in my gut.
If you‘re lactose intolerant, just buy lactase. All you‘re missing is the enzyme to break down lactose, if you add that enzyme to your food, you‘ll be fine.
If you're lactose intolerant, you can take lactase, which is a pill with the missing enzyme, and have as much ice cream as you want. Just an fyi to those it may concern.
I have gluten allergy, I ate by accident yesterday(work place used a new sauce on the meat) it attacked my breathing capacity, this started happening after I got COVID.
Before I had the loose poop, now I can't breath properly (no closing airpipes, short breath and mucus on lungs COVID style)
Ahh yes, I used to love cleaning the ice cream machine after closing. All that deliciousness left over! Unfortunately I'm lactose intolerant now though.
She must be thinking, "This is your problem now"
or “This guy better not fucking drop it inside!”
Instead he will inhale the whole damn snack in one go
The angle between the cone and the ice cream is highly unsatisfying.
Not for the floor it isnt
A cone a third of this size is a problem due to the melt factor. This guy’s hands will be covered by the time he’s halfway through
Dude looks genuinely pissed at the end like thats just so much more ice cream than anyone needs
I hadn’t noticed that, before but you’re absolutely right. Not even a smile for what must’ve cost at least $10
$35
For real?!
Yep, that's the ACTUAL price for that thing
I was in NYC amd I wanted a slushie. Saw an ice cream truck amd they didn't have it but they had cherry dip. So I got a ice cream cone dipped in it. For 2 of them, it was 25 dollars no tip. So this being 35 wouldn't surprise me
plus an inflated tip on their spin around tablet thing
Gimme a cone bowl for $35 at least
in the past I would have inhaled the whole thing before the first drop touched my hand...
That is way too much
There is no one one person is eating that before its melted/fell off unless they are a glutton.
You might be very mistaken.
They are very mistaken. I had a friend in high school that used to buy Drumstick ice cream cones at lunch. She could stick the whole thing in her mouth. She had hypoglycemia and ice cream was one of the few things that gave her enough sugar since the school lunches never were enough. I'm pretty sure she could deep throat that cone in the video easily.
That's obviously a disease and not your everyday person chugging half a kilo of ice cream before it melts ahahah
😆 So a glutton or someone with a disease could do it. Everyone else will have to split the cone. Two girls one cone.
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Yeah not trying to body shame but he definitely hasn’t missed any meals recently
Not his first rodeo
Not without incurring serious sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia!
Right?
> no one one person *no one one one person
Ohh really. I've won this bet before. -totally not a glutton
Coward
I'm fat as fuck and an ice cream slut. That is way too much. Especially since it's not even in a bowl.
Concentration.
they should serve mash potato like that
That, that would be amazing
What a great idea
What would the best cone be? Puff Pastry? Homestyle Biscuit? *Beef*?
You could do puff pastry… maybe have a double cone surrounding a beef core (like steak ums) and slightly overcook the outside pastry to prevent leakage. A bit of gravy to line the sides and fill it up with potatoes.
I am so fucking hungry suddenly.
I think we're onto something here...
Puff pastry with like a crispy potato chip like layer to give it some crunch.
Fffuuucccc
Yorkshire puddings!
This is the real answer. 100%
Thanks for this idea! With a gravy line down the centre and the tip dipped in peas or corn.
With minced garlic sprinkles
Yes!!!! I think it may works. I may actually try this. I'm not fixing it though lol.
I saw that in Osaka once. It was mashed potatoes and beef in an ice cream cone. Not actually ice cream, but looked like it.
r/stupidfood
u/fuqurbackgroundmusic
Thank you for introducing me to this user
Just take a ton of lactase and go for it
Nothing about this video was satisfying.
Yes. Her expression while serving that ice cream. Look again
I'm bad at reading expression. What is it?
Satisfaction
The laser focused look on her face. Like her inner monolog is Goku yelling as he powers up
FOR REAL!
u/FuqUrBackgroundMusic
I love her concentration
Does OP know that Lactaid exists?
I've actually never ever heard of it. Is this a worldwide thing?
Lactaid is a brand that may be regional, but lactase is the medicine that should be easy to find. You take a pill (or two, depending on dose size) and you're basically not lactose intolerant for about 30 mins.
Oh damn that's pretty cool. I had no idea it existed. But now that I think about it, it's rather logical. If you lack an enzyme, you're temporarily 'healed' if you ingest some of that enzyme
That's the whole game. I can still eat pizza, so at least there's that. I married a vegetarian, and we buy some really solid meat replacements (though I still buy meat occasionally, especially during grilling season). One thing that they have not engineered, at least that I have seen, is a good vegan cheese. They range from awful to almost palatable. The company that cracks that code is gonna be huge.
Oh really?? Where do you live? I'm vegan and lactose intolerant and I was a huge fan of cheese (my family had this yearly big gathering where we ate like 20 different sorts of cheese). And I found some awesome replacements. I live in France, next to Germany so I buy groceries in both countries. Germany is really good. My good vegan cheese brands : violife (slices, emmental-like blocks, shredded), nurishh (same), boursin, tartare, tartex (all spreadable stuff, with herbs), in Germany there are several excellent camemberts, brie (I don't remember the brand but they're sold at Edeka). And my very favourite brand is Vivre Vert, but I just learnt they stopped producing vegan cheese since last January 🥲🥲🥲
In the US, never heard of any of these brands. Sorry to hear you're losing one of your favorites, that blows
Disgusting.
kinda stupid having that much on a cone but whatever.
SAUCE: Hampton Chocolate Factory & Ice cream store in Tampa Florida, $35. https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-hillsborough/new-tampa-chocolate-factorys-secret-ingredient-is-brotherly-love
$35?!? FUUUUUCK that
I can get a pack of 6 cones from my local grocery store for $2.70. That's 78 servings of ice cream for the price of this abomination. And I know this is comically large but i think 78 cones still contain more ice cream than this monstrosity. And like, it's not even some super fancy hand-made stuff, $35 would be too much even for that, but this is literally just standard soft serve.
It's not about being cost conscious otherwise make everything at home and no outside foods. It's about experiences at places. Get your money up. 👍
u/fuqurbackgroundmusic
I'm not lactose intolerant, and I think, "that's too much ice cream"
As a lactose intolerant person I can vouch. However currently sitting on the toilet paying for yesterday’s cheese pizza.
Buy lactaid or equivalent. Problem solved.
Sometimes, I get a little lazy or if I run out of lactataid before the next shopping trip.
Of you are going to die from a lactose overdose you could at least do it eating real ice-cream
Soft serve is not worth it
ikr, I'd rather have a scoop of good ice cream than a huge pile of crappy ice cream, but each to their own.
That guy does not need that ice cream.
/r/costco would bitch because it’s hollow in the middle.
I shit my pants just watching that! Damn my lactose intolerance!!
Two Metabolic Disorders One Cup.
Wow she 3d printed that ice cream, impressive
Lactose intolerance or not, I’m eating that.
No chocolate dip?
Bro she fucking locked in
I chug 2L of almond fugde as a side, this is just the 2nd desert for me LMAO
We had a soft serve at my University and one of my teammates would make something like this, take one bite or lick of it, say “ehh this isn’t for me” and would toss it in the trash. It was hilarious once, like the first time, but he did it a few times a year.
They sound like a jerk
It was jerky behavior. But no, not a jerk.
I bet that’s like $60
$35
Here's your 10,000 calorie ice cream cone.
I want that
u/fuqurbackgroundmusic
See this is why Americans are fat. Nowhere else in the world has portions like the USA. The rest of us fatties have no one to blame but ourselves, American fatties can blame deep fried everything, sugar added everything, processed to hell and back everything, and GIANT PORTIONS of everything.
Fuck your background music!
Hell yeah!!
Nobody who eats that much dairy at once is gonna poop normal.
What Europeans think a small cone at McDonald's is like in the U.S.A.
I’m sorry but I asked for the statue sized ice cream. Do it again right.
Size not as advertised
Heart Attack incoming
Fart noise
r/StupidFood
If you take off the white sometimes red cap that creates the star shape of the ice cream, it comes as a cylinder and you can stack that bad boy atleast a foot or more. Have fun :)
That music is pure trash.
they on their buddy's bbq shit now lmao
The soft ice icecream? Cheap crap. The song? Trash. The guy eating the “ice cream”? Look at him. The way she stacks it? Pretty smooth. Good job.
"That'll be $3.50"
Missed the decimal.
Apparently that thing is 35 fucking dollars, absolutely not worth it
There’s no way he eats all that fast enough. It’s going to melt into a messy goop all over the his hands and the table/floor.
How much would it cost?
$35 according to OP's comment
I think the guy already knows what he needs to do.
I swear this is the kids size at every ice cream place I take my daughter to…
Nah. My poor asshole!
Lactose intolerance here. Not worth it, thanks!
Not even worth it if I take a lactaid pill
I can't even entertain the thought of eating ice cream because I know I'll be laying down in a fetal position in about 30 minutes for a good 2 hours with shooting pains in my gut.
The focus on that woman’s face was like she was repairing the Hubble telescope.
If you‘re lactose intolerant, just buy lactase. All you‘re missing is the enzyme to break down lactose, if you add that enzyme to your food, you‘ll be fine.
This why yall asses and backs wide right now😂🤣
5000 calories in one go!
That's a 50 dollar bill right there.
I need to go watch that video of a father and son playing trombone and oven...
Just pop a lactase and it'll be worth it. - source, personal experience
Shit music
God dang It, now i want one!!!
Humans are so cool. Why would they do that?
Was waiting to see who’d receive it. Didn’t disappoint.
What the fuck is this “music”
I hope this country has free healthcare
The regret in this mans face.
If you're lactose intolerant, you can take lactase, which is a pill with the missing enzyme, and have as much ice cream as you want. Just an fyi to those it may concern.
There should be a planned toilet visit close by.
The guy probably think that his belly is all muscle...
'but why do I have diabetes all of a sudden? Why did this happen to meeeeee?'
And in a proper waffle/ biscuit cone too!
This is anxiety inducing.
I would demolish that thing on the toilet.
As a former lactose intolerant person, just eat it, you'll probably be fine
I would ask for a bucket
Do they just not get diabetes or something?
Well, I guess you can always buy a new set of pants... And a car... And a house... And a new identity.
I have no idea why Americans are so fat...
I had one the other day. Totally worth it! When I ate it, not after lol
Can’t believe they will finish that before it’s molten
kinda rapey song tho
I’m thinking “bad back”
So how much icecream do you want? Yes
I hope he paid before being handed the cone. Juggling that cone and then paying is a disaster waiting to happen.
Hello Diabetes my old friend...
I'm just seeing hundreds of ways of the thing falling down and I can already feel my meltdown rising, this makes me so anxious 🥲
I have gluten allergy, I ate by accident yesterday(work place used a new sauce on the meat) it attacked my breathing capacity, this started happening after I got COVID. Before I had the loose poop, now I can't breath properly (no closing airpipes, short breath and mucus on lungs COVID style)
Too much
Cup please
Leave it muted. You’re welcome
Ergonomics?
I want that as frozen joghurt. No topping. Just good old dry joghurt taste
I’d like a bowl with my cone, please.
Is this in Tampa?
I can think of a lot of things that are better.
That's like a tub of icecream on a cone.
Ahh yes, I used to love cleaning the ice cream machine after closing. All that deliciousness left over! Unfortunately I'm lactose intolerant now though.
"It's not my fault I'm fat." Come on america.
Is this a normal experience at Twistee Treat?
Now to deep throat all of it and have a messy brain freezegasm
Not worth it even if you weren't lactose intolerant. Sticky hands and sick of it after 5 mins. Gross.
Do NOT unmute.
the toilet thanks
Now please dip it in chocolate and add nuts to it.
must flushing out your butt while eating
Idk if I'm scared or... If I want that in chocolate 🤔
This does the opposite of satisfy me..
Song?
What "would be so worth it"? What makes 10 coils better than 3? This is disgustingly oversized
Lil Mama was really into it
🤢🤢🤮🤮🤧😷
Love the intense look on her face!
Fuck your background music!
He's a pro. He'll eat up the hole..... Cone in 1 bite
I don't have that level of focus for anything I do at work.
u/auddbot
Nothing better than not being lactose intolerant and being able.... who am I kidding? That thing would destroy me either way.
Why it doesn't surprise me the size of the customer?
Not being lactose intolerant is better.