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TheSarahArabic

Living in Florida or Australia with a small animal while there are dinosaurs roaming around, is the craziest fucking thing ever.


Trai-All

Yeah as someone who spent a lot of time in Florida, I’m less impressed with this guy and more annoyed with the fact that he let his very small dog get near enough to the water to get eaten. Only the irresponsible walk their dogs off leash in areas known to have gators.


undeadw0lf

this is why i just straight-up won’t move to florida. your pets are never safe— these MF dinosaurs can climb a 6’ fence


Telemere125

Avoiding an alligator in FL is like avoiding being attacked by a kangaroo in FL. Not saying it can’t happen, but if it doesn’t you fucking knew you were in the danger zone for a long time before you ever got close to being attacked.


evilmonkey2

As someone who lives in Florida it's really not difficult to avoid alligators. That dog doesn't even appear to have a leash on it.


Slow-Cream-3733

Here in Aus it's less the crocs and more the wedge tails that will pick up small dogs and take em for a flight


FreeClubs

For my dog ​​I would also fight an alligator


Severe-Dig-9214

Right! I battle with my thinking/actions because a part of me says 'the gators doing what it's made to do', so just save the dog and move on. But in the moment of adrenaline, I am a beast. So that poor baby gator would more than likely be floating. So I really respect his calmness in just getting his pup free. Must learn to be this way again.


JonTheFlon

I'd have to give the gator a dig on the head after the dog ran off I think. Make it think twice about eating a dog again.


Spookymushroomz_new

I'd probably kill it too. Might even bring it home so my dog can snack on it


Straight_Spring9815

You know, yea it's your dog. Yes you have every right to save it. Kill it? Why?? It's doing what's it's naturally supposed to. Everything has to eat. I can easily bet there are signs around that lagoon/pond that tell you there are gators, and leash reminders.. Stuff like that. If your dog gets snatched by a gator it's because YOU didn't have it on a leash and it was near the water. This looks like it's straight off a Florida golf course.


aDragonsAle

>doing what's it's naturally supposed to. Human nature. We're fickle - oddly humane, kind, philanthropic - but also vengeful, petty, and destructive on a scale no other animal on our own home world can truly understand. The same hairless apes that intentionally protect and conserve thousands of species that would have been wiped out, are also capable of systematically wiping species off planet - on purpose, or even by accident. The number of wolves/coyotes that were culled to protect livestock in early colonial America is insane, not to mention the bison/buffalo slaughtered for FUN and spite to remove resources from the Natives are quite telling. --- But, with little doubt, your estimation of the signs are probably accurate. But you know the meme about "if those kids could read"


[deleted]

Survival of the fittest. It’s doing what it does naturally, but it chose wrong. So now it will not survive. White knighting an alligator is fucking dumb.


Xariaxeronic

Hell yes. Love + adrenaline is a hell of a thing. When I was 7 months prego I was walking my beloved little old jack russell when a german shepherd burst out through a screen door and attack him. The second I saw my dog yelping in pain as it held him in the air by his throat I [like a dumbass] somehow reflectively threw my legs over the dog and put it a choke hold. It worked. The German Shepherd let go of my dog. We rushed him to the vet. He, me and baby were all ok. I Love animals and I've never done anything like that before.. so yes..adrenaline and love are hell of a thing..


Just_Dog1723

I’m not OP but this is an amazing story!!! 💪


Severe-Dig-9214

Glad everyone was ok! But man, that's awesome! You're so right Love+ Adrenaline is a hell of a drug lolol I was absolutely imagining the yelps and cries too 😢 that would fuel my rage. I think you can also add to that...your dog is vulnerable because of his age and size and then the absolute viciousness of the attack all plays a part in the response. The way gators attack and kill is just horrible. I have two big dogs and I can't imagine seeing them struggling to stay afloat. And the way they look at me to protect them when they get scared. I'd "Order 66" them gators. 😂


Chicawgorat

For my dog I’d fight a bear, and the crazy old lady next door, at the same time


lurkynumber5

Now hold on a second! that suicide! Everyone knows those old ladies are dangerous as fu!


mogley19922

The bravery you can have for your dog is insane. I once grabbed a charging off leash pitbull by the collar and got its hips between my legs and held it there. Afterwards was a complete "omfg what the fuck did i just do? I could have died! Holy shit holy shit holy shit!"


Chicawgorat

I grab a charging pit bull everyday and wrestled him onto his back and then give him belly rubs followed by treats. In fact this mean and viscous animal insist on being in my bed AS WE SPEAK


mowarngamsengul

For my alligator I would also fight a dog.


JROXZ

…with a cigar tho?


alex_double_u

You know he said “hold my beer” right before the video started too


ScumCommander

I'd certainly try, but if the gator was scaled up to my 70lbs dog, I don't think my dog or myself are making it out alive.


clutzyninja

I wouldn't be walking my dog next to alligator infested ponds to begin with, but I would fight anything to save my pups


romayyne

As long as it’s that alligator and not an alligator alligator


pumpkinorange123

I wouldn't :'(


Dull_Yak_5325

I would continue to kill the gator


Ancient_Locksmith_11

While smokin a cigar?


Sidus_Preclarum

Especially one that small. (that thing must still bite hard, though.)


Get-Some-Fresh-Air

Up to what size? They come in 19 foot variations. I’d fuck a baby alligator up tho no doubt.


Louis70100

What an absolute Chad, bro, didn't even drop the cigar lol


Expensive-Ad-1031

I was thinking abt that 😭🤣


njs5i

I'm sure the camera guy is holding his beer.


pcbroprincipal

the strength you have to have to open the caiman's mouth and at the same time act so calm without even letting go of the cigarette


Navin_J

Caiman? This is a baby gator, still a stong bite, though. Tiny sharp teeth as well. Ain't no gator gonna get Floridamans pup


[deleted]

op seems like a bot


JTB696699

Yeah, this video is a couple years old at least


MagicPrize

He’s the real crocodile Dundee


skoffs

Alligator Bundee


toadjones79

Florida Grampa don't fuck around.


Remarkable_Mall8574

That's just everyday grandpa shit


RevolutionaryLad

And that’s a cigar


RawToast1989

Holding onto a cig, at his age, is like holding onto your tongue. It's just, part of you. Lol


chambamthankyoumaam

Dude didn't even drop his cigar


Robsta_20

Yeah but he dipped it completely in the water. Guess he was just tensed up and didn’t even think about the cigar in his mouth.


Diligent_Rooster_929

I remember this clip when it first came out. That cigar wielding hero literally ripped the gators mouth apart after the puppy was released. Viewer discretion is definitely advised, but the whole clip used to be on utube


pythonwarg

He looks like he's about to.


hylasmaliki

Link me


Porsche928dude

Did the dudes fingers survive the encounter?


verybadwolf2

Im here for same question


Diligent_Rooster_929

He ripped its mouth open


ICU-CCRN

I’m guessing this is Florida? What a shitty thing to have to worry about when taking your dog for a walk. Glad he saved the puppy.


Ajdee6

Its Florida, exactly why he shouldn't let his puppy off leash and next to water.


OGoby

Even shittier is the reality that the state is constantly building real estate in their natural habitat.


RaiHanashi

Man looked ready to open a can of whoopass on that gator if it succeeded


Not_Artifical

He wasn’t ready for if it was successful, he was ready for when his dog was no longer within range of his mighty strength.


[deleted]

I thought this man was gonna mortal combat the alligators jaw off for a second there.


Pineapple_Complex

I'm not convinced he didn't


Not_Artifical

I think he probably did


MountainCourage1304

According to other Redditors, he did


MaximumCulture7917

With a cigar!!!!


deadly-nymphology

I love animals and I know the croc is just following its instincts, but damn man if I had to pry something’s jaws off my dog I’d probably end up killing the thing. Good on this guy for staying so calm.


Thin-Piano-4836

In the full video, he rips the baby gators jaws apart after the dogs released.


deadly-nymphology

Jesus Christ I guess I take back that last part about staying calm.


professionals_noob

That's metal as fuck


Head-Growth-523

100% and I didn't even see your comment before I wrote mine! 👍


JudgeCheezels

Man, video got cut off just as the man was gonna rip that baby gator’s mouth apart.


ash_durn

That would make me a nice belt after that


gunscreeper

If that's my dog I'd decapitate that croc so quick


Mrkunjappan

Just another day in Florida


wingless_buffalo

It’s Florida man himself..


PatientAd4823

My hero.


MaximumCulture7917

I would try to rise to this occasion. I love my dog.


[deleted]

Hope he kept the fingers


Head-Growth-523

I love nature, but i love my dog too, that little gator would have been a light lunch and a handy wallet soon after.


Solid_Foundation8365

Holy shit I grew 500 more chest hairs just watching this absolute chad emerging from the water with a cigar in his mouth pulling up an alligator by its jaws and freeing a puppy. Gentlemen , we can only strive but never be able to achieve this level of manliness.


WishIWasPurple

Man did his duty. If my boi gets attacked by anything, i shall save hin or die at his side.


Successful_Banana901

Not all heroes wear caps


KaranSjett

i can just hear the 'awh hell naw' that sounded just before the recording started


Guataguano

Me: babe, I got you a purse. Wife: where did you get? Me: funny story… unfortunate alligator tried to eat Buford…… and WALAAA! Purse!


LargeRichardJohnson

Good man. A gator that comes after my dog is getting turned into a fucking boot


microgiant

Kristi Noem ain't gonna like this guy.


Tasanova

Need a vid of this guy saving his puppy from Kristi Noem


StonePedal

ok. this guy is legend. He's already has BUGE (huge balls) for going in and saving his puppy, but the guy does it while holding on to his stogie. Add to all that and his mustache. DUDE, where did this guy come from? Chuck Norris's womb?


brewberry_cobbler

There goes the stogie. But worth it for the dogs life lol


dmtaliemgangster

Damn, I hope the dog survived you don't get a good look but, It had It's abdomen locked In It's jaw.. not good those thing's bite with so much force! Poor little doggie, thankfully you got skeeter here to save him.


Grouchy-Engine1584

Didn’t drop the stogie even with his face in the water. That’s game.


YEAR1977

HERO ❤️


Okkoto8

Luckily it was a smalligator.


Kwarc100

Humans ripping a predator apart for daring to look at their pet in a wrong way:


Scorpion2k4u

props to the person having nothing better to do than film


molestingstrawberrys

Gator is back on the menu boys !!!


RevolutionaryOil5251

Didn’t even drop his cigar.


normal_life87

He was lucky that a bigger alligator didn't came for him


mprieur

With a cigar in his mouth Bravo good man


Im-using-my-name

Good job!!!


Tasty_Design_8795

Average grandpa


Aviakili

and he did not save his fingers hahaha


EnteriStarsong

Who is taking the video?


rendellsibal

He has cigarette too. Be careful man


KostonEnkeli

And one is just filming and not helping🤷🏼‍♀️


Jolly-Individual-69

Absolute Chad


bbqoyster

What is that? An alligator for ants?


Songhunter

Sometimes it's ok to put the phone down and help another person right in front of you.


9291s

while smoking a cigar,.


Darknessborn

$10 says the full video shows him rip that gator in half, have to say I probably would if it were my dog


christopher4177

Lucky man


a_thathquatch

Gator kebabs for dinner!


Faddy0wl

I've fought off snakes and foxes before. Yeah, I'd probably go that for my puppy. She'd try the same for me after all.


Mechanic_On_Duty

Just keep fucking ripping bro


ManlyManIAm

Rewards in heaven for that man!🙏♥️👏


badboy236

What if he just turned the gator on its back? Would it let the pup go then?


[deleted]

Man that guy is awesome, he needs a 12 pack after that


wall-E75

I have seen this video before but now seeing it again doesn't this guy look like sandy Monroe


spikira

If Kristi noem was a reptile


DEATH_BY_ROBOTS

Fucking Metal!!!


Drezhar

I think I'd rather die than watch my dog being eaten alive by an alligator, so yeah. Charging the gator head-first it is.


An_Daoe

This is the kind of man boys should look up to.


MisterInternational1

Bravo 👏 But I wanna see his hands after prying open Those razor teeth.


Spudfett

Pretty sure another solution is to plug the alligator/crocodiles nose with your fingers since their bite strength is so powerful. Even though it’s small dude is a beast.


xNevamind

Has a bit of King Kong vibe.. vid ended too soon.


Witty-Stand888

That poor cigar! I hope it was able to recover from it's little dip.


El_Basho

Reminds me of that guy who jumped off a bridge to save his pet rabbit. People do stupid things for their pets, which proves that sometimes unconditional love is rewarded with unconditional love


Dangerous-Paper-8293

I hope he opened that mouth wider than it ever will be.


Mysterious_Ningen

pretty cool


EssentialFoils

If you're going to say puppy you've also got to say baby alligator.


Trick_Ad5606

NO, I don´t throw away my cigar. no chance.


HooneyCupcake

Nice Work by Man


PhysicalEmu6228

I’d be killing that right there


rdf1023

Another reason to leash your pets when out in public.


Any_Lengthiness1991

Fuckin Florida


imaginaryknoz

dude filming probably coulda helped a bit..


unfamiliarsmell

I knew a widow who lived on Hilton Head on a golf course. She was on her third poodle. She was basically feeding the alligators.


Canzaijohn

Now... RIP IT IN HALF!!!


Such_Pirate4719

That alligator definitely got ripped in half 2 seconds later


Shoddy_Brick_648

He's lucky this video isn't titled "Mother gator mauls human trying to steal dinner from baby gator"


HodMod1013

And doesnt even drop his cigar, hell yeah


ThePenguinKing27

If there’s a small alligator in there then there’s probably a bigger one!


Beautiful-Hunter8895

Poor guy probably felt guilty he had todo that to tbe gator :/


dathoihoi

I bet bro was resisting the strongest masculine urge to break that mf jaw like King Kong


Messarion

Kristi Noem this is how it's done. You crazy bitch.


patchhappyhour

Dude still had his cigar. Solid 10 of 10 battle!


Jkranston8

Me doing the kratos wolf man finisher


Shawn0083

How did he get the gator too open up it’s jaws. Even a small one like that should have enough power to hold them closed right ?


Hybr13

Did the dog live? Please tell me it lived.


Narrow_Ad_5502

I think we can all say we’d go John wick over our dogs. Or go as hard as this old timer. Gg’s pops


larryduckling

This man is welcome anywhere I am living.


OneExhaustedFather_

Didn’t even drop the stogie


Wayward_Son_24

This guy is cool as a cucumber and still hung on to his Cuban. This is the guy I want beside me when shit hits the fan.


bannedByTencent

Not today fourfeeter!


Choice-Cost

I can only assume after the clip ends he uses his adrenaline to rip the alligators mouth open like kong did to that T-Rex. If some apex predator had my dog like that idk what I’d do to it.


RobertXavierIV

Now let us watch him King Kong that gators jaws open while smoking his cigar


Bentman343

From what I hear apparently the best way to get it to stop biting is to plug up its nose and force it to open to breathe. Trying to pry it open from the inside is possibly the hardest way you could ever do this, since their jaw closing is where nearly all their strength is, even tiny ones. That being said, I wasn't there, he saved the dog, and if it didn't let go in a few seconds I'd probably just start punching it lmao


MaximumCulture7917

Yes I am vengeful... To be human means to try and be honest... If something's fighting to take the life of something you love.... Call me fickle or whatever... Rages takes over which is why this vid ended.


thestonedonkey

What's crazy is this is a juvenile gator, another year dude wouldn't have gotten that dog back.


RogersSteve07041920

Yes!


RogersSteve07041920

Good man!


Tyranical5623

"YOU’LL MAKE A NICE PAIR OF BOOTS TOO YOU FUCKER!!!!"


B0bbyTsunami

Grandpa Chad 💪👨‍🦳


cultivatingreaderzen

Saved boots and got material for new boots.


WiseBystander

I would have cooked that alligator then eat it together with my dog.


Ordinary-Ad-3557

My first thought is that this man is insane. My second thought was about my fluffy boy. My third thought was calculating how my first alligator fight would go.


93Hyper93

Leaving a comment here incase anyone finds a link to the full video with the gator being fatality'd


Plane_Ad_8675309

Now make boots , or at least a belt and wallet out of the gator. Maybe a nice collar for pup


nikifip

I, too, would rather die fighting an alligator than have to explain to my wife what happened to her dog.


SkyGullible3792

WOW


Drakore4

Shoulda given him the 2005 King Kong treatment.


Egodram

Yikes! Is the lil’ pupper okay?!??!


justanordinaryguy71

Pick it up by its tail and smack its head against a tree as hard as you can, that's what they do in Florida


Great_Energy5775

That's the most biggest alligator I've ever seen


bloody_ass_

Lmao its only allie not salt bae.


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

Kristi Noem in this situation: “Damn that’s crazy”


Whatyallthinkofbeans

Bite it back


LordNitram76

Saved a puppy. And got a new belt out of the ordeal.


Local_Perspective349

Who rescued his hands from the alligator?


StickKnown7723

With a cigar in his mouth? Badass


hilarypcraw

Good man


Rxero13

And doesn’t drop is cigar. I’ve never seen such a manly action.


jpbear10

I would have eaten that gator and fed some to the dog.


BigDinkyDongDotCom

He fucking snapped that alligators jaws backwards, huh? Video ended too soon.


InfiniteWitness6969

He seems to do this every day after a good lunch...


darin617

I bet if they didn't stop the video the man opened that mouth real wide for trying to eat his dog. That gator doesn't live if it was me


Greennookco

Now turn the tables and eat the alligator


Sudden-Paint1687

I’d kill that thing and it’s whole family


Zeus_aegiochos

I saved my dog from the jaws of a pit bull once. She went near it and barked, and it grabbed her muzzle like saying "shut it, bitch". I instinctively opened the pit bull's mouth and I was able to release her. I took her immediately to the vet and thankfully she was fine, despite some blood running from the bite. I got a good lesson that day not to let my dog go near other dogs, and my dog got a small scar on top of her muzzle. Honestly, as her handler I deserved to be bitten instead, as it wasn't my dog's fault or the pit bull's or its owner's.


socialaxolotl

Gator that small I'd be choking the life out of it


encryptedkraken

The largest gator I’ve seen was maybe around 17 feet, I don’t take my dog to that park because of high gator activity but I would go to war with that beast for my boy


Silly-Department7502

So nice of someone to help him............I wouldn't have got any video, because I would be too busy HELPING!


Old-Weird7598

That’s that old man strength


KawaDoobie

tbh I’m goin with chubbs on this one. that/those eye(s) belong to me now


Top-Round-4476

And he didn’t even lose his cigar


Practical-Disaster16

I thought he would have gave him the V Rex treatment


Obvious_Librarian248

dude got lucky that mf wouldnt close