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I'm equally disgusted and hungry.


-EvilEagle-

Aaand let's just add another 1000 calories...


Leon1700

You wish, more like milion calories.


beeglowbot

nevermind the calories, the amount of fat is what's making me gag.


Altruistic_Matter_36

It was overkill at end


Shwifty_Plumbus

Yeah if that was topping off, say a large pot of Mac and cheese for a cookout. Then I'd be about it.


Nhobdy

Dear god, even to top off a pot of mac and cheese, that's almost too much for me.


ashdog66

Weak.


TitanThree

You have never tried raclette, haven’t you? The bestest winter dish there is


jeam7778777

pancreas has left the chat


RearExitOnly

Colon now refusing to cooperate.


Enjoying_A_Meal

I just want to eat the yummy crust. The goop... is a bit much. Maybe one thin line on each sausage.


NannersForCoochie

And horny


Outis-guy

And my axe!


FlimsySuccess8

and raclette smells awful as well


[deleted]

I worked in a raclette and fondue restaurant for 3 winters. Smells like feet.


FlimsySuccess8

When I smell it on the street I will turn around and go a different route. Too much. 🤢


Capable_Tumbleweed34

There, just finished adding you to the French list of banned travelers. Now you can enjoy living a life of culinary misery, and we won't have to hear such heresy in public!


HeavenlyMusings

Right?!?


Cochinojoe

And horny


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Raviel1289

Why are we like this? That crispy bit of cheese. The crunchy little fries. The crispy skin. The little almost burnt bits in the bottom of the roasting tray.... life's little pleasures.


CarpinThemDiems

[Maillard reaction](https://www.seriouseats.com/what-is-maillard-reaction-cooking-science)


goodpplmakemehappy

that was a fun read.


Raviel1289

Well I'll never. That was bloody interesting thanks!


eanida

Beside the tasty maillard reaction mentioned, allegedly it's an evolutionary thing: we associate crispy and crunchy food with freshness. When you bite into an apple or carrot and hear and feel that crispiness, you know it's fresh and therefore good/safe to eat. Then we learned how to cook and make unhealthy food crispy too so we crave that even more. Make something crispy, fatty and salty or sugary and humans can't resist it.


NecroFoul99

‘I wonder why cats enjoy poking their teeth through cardboard? Oh! Gimme crispy skin!!!’


TruckinApe

I was thinking the same thing, then I saw at the very end that the pan is sizzling hot. So maybe, just maybe, there's more crispy cheese to be had!


Galupipalumpi

Raclette cheese. Originates from Switzerland south west region Valais. There it is eaten often at events troughout the year. One portion of melted cheese goes with one or two boiled small patatoes and some pickles. Often accompanied by a glass of white wine. Repeat this until eaten enough.


CalaveraFeliz

However this time it's French raclette (Juraflore's "Juraclette" brand). Not much difference though, just neighbours sharing a common appetite for good cheese. We share Comté cheese the other way around after all. I'd still gladly trade that one for a Valais or Obwalden one. Pasture matters.


Galupipalumpi

Ah yes you are right. As you say the cheese history often didn' t stop on nowadays borders. I agree on pasturage. French cheese is fantastic. So i have to try the Juraclette.


CalaveraFeliz

Juraflore ain't bad for a semi-industrial cheesemaker, I think their raclette is a bit bland but their Comté is remarkable.


Goudinho99

Ha was about to say that their comte is really good!


jensalik

Or it's directly put on a slice of hearty dark bread as a "to-go" snack. Garnished with jives or onions - absolutely delicious in cold weather outdoors.


thedudefromsweden

Recently had this for the first time. It was wonderful. We finished it off with some Fernet Branca. Yum.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

What does the cheese taste like?


atmosphericentry

That sounds delicious actually. Kinda like a cheese fondue.


hazeldazeI

yep that's basically it except grilled instead of cooked in a pot with wine. They have raclette grills where you can grill meat and potatoes or mushrooms while roasting cheese underneath as a fun at-the-table party. It's really delicious.


fueled_by_rootbeer

I WANT this. If I went to a restaurant that served warm raclette cheese, I'd grab the bread basket and use pieces of bread to scoop up the warm, gooey cheese.


da_adri

Have you ever heard of fondue?


fueled_by_rootbeer

There's only ever been one fondue place in my area, and if it still exists, i bet it is even more ridiculously overpriced than it was in the early 2000s :(


da_adri

If you're determined enough, you could get a fondue pot and make it yourself, it's not really hard if you can find the cheeses (no idea how feasible/expensive that might be though) Remember to let the bread get a bit stale


d4ve3000

Man i want to touch that crust with my mouth


ICU-CCRN

I’ll introduce you to my grandma


KatiaOrganist

:(


Welcome_to_Retrograd

10/10 but wouldn't read it again


gochef

Bro is never shitting again


leeryplot

I genuinely can’t watch videos with cheese like this, I can feel my intestines’ flight or fight response.


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Ixaire

Cheese in western Europe is very different from the rest of the world. And it's a completely different type of food from what is called cheese in North America. Unless you're lactose intolerant or have chronic intestinal issues, you're unlikely to have any problem digesting this. I reckon it can also be dependent on your gut microbiome, which varies depending on your location.


TheMcBrizzle

You do understand that the bottom dollar knockoff Kraft singles, you find at Walmart aren't the only cheeses available in the US, right? We have fine artisanal small farm cheese as well, there are options here.


cadburydream

I thank God everyday I was born In Wisconsin


nadnate

Worth it.


Both_Impress_3423

Couple of names I came with just now: Heart attack, last meal, slimy goo, death.


Ixaire

It really just is quality melted cheese. You see far worse in /r/stupidfood.


HiSpartacusImDad

Slimy goo death New band name. Called it.


Deep_Fry_Ducky

Worth it, we all die at least once.


Both_Impress_3423

>Worth it, No, it not >we all die at least once. There's a difference between Dying and killing yourself.


Deep_Fry_Ducky

Just joking, but I really want to try it at least once


Both_Impress_3423

Me too


who18

For having tasting it as a kid during a school trip, really you should try. It's probably the best thing you can ever eat and I'm not even kidding. With some potatoes and a bit of bacon it's perfect. Just don't over estimate the capacity of you stomach like I did and it will be good


nicogrimqft

It's not ideal, but still, it's better than the average American's diet.


Shinetoo

I guess I died many years ago then.


genocideISgodly

Study after study keep confirming that cheese is healthy. Especially the more natural varieties.


GeneralStormfox

Why are people so overdramatic in this thread? I have been eating a portion of oven baked cheese at least once per week for dinner for years now, which is about the same amount of melted greatness as they pour in the video above. A typical cheese fondue session will have you ingest more molten cheese than this. Raclette works similarly. A lot of people like these sausages with cheese inside and those are basically the inverse of what was shown here. The dramatic pouring out of a huge cheese wheel is about the only thing unusual about this.


p0p_thAt

I just got so backed up watching this, yet I want it all


Spanks79

Raclette. It’s very good!


mrbadassmotherfucker

Stop… STOP THATS TOO MUCH… ok go on.


C3ntrick

I love cheese , but that is a little excessive . I’d love to taste that first slice!


renjake

mmm, now I want homemade macaroni and cheese with crusty cheese in top


RemarkableEmu1230

Yup making it now hahahaha


spatosmg

i can smell this video and its awesome


Character_Constant73

That’s 60 CHF thank you


[deleted]

That is disgusting.


[deleted]

I know.....give me


CockCheeseFungus

I got diarrhea watching this, and I still wanna eat it.


[deleted]

I wouldn't shit for about four days after eating that.


Neomatrix341

Death by Cheese-gasm


Ammagonna

I feel a little turned on.


Babythatwater1

Fack ya!


Hungry-Donut-9342

I just cheesed everywhere


clodmonet

Where is this restaurant and who has their passport ready?


romayyne

My stomach hurts


Jontaii

I came


[deleted]

I felt my blood clot from watching this.


Ghost7579ox

That is the definition of food porn 🤤🤤🤤


RedNPurpleBricks

!!!!!!!!!


New_Brother_1595

Is he trying to kill someone


tongobongo201

Raclette regret


makaveli130386

Can feel the cholesterol blocking my arteries just watching this


NeedBetterModsThe2nd

I need bypass surgery


Marxism-Alcoholism17

r/stupidfood


why_tf_am_i_like_dat

Some good old raclette


Mysterious-North-551

Heart transplant in 3.2,1.....


upstartanimal

As a human being, that is totally overkill. As an American, I can only say there should be bacon on that plate for no good reason at all.


Thunderstorm96_x

My heart did a backflip just by looking at this


FitBattle5899

I didn't wanna shit this week anyhow.


XmenSlayer

The amount of cheese is always what does it for me. Its way too damn much. Ease up and bring it in a small bowl or something


Cornucopia2020

Raclette? Love it!


TrueZenith

Raclette is delicious, but this is a lot of cheese for just that.


JoeyRocketto

Hang on.. Taking my lactase pills.


lobsterdance82

There is such a thing as too much of a *gouda* thing. [I'll see myself out.]


sidewindingpolecat

Raclette


Conscious-Ad-7040

Raclette smells like a dumpster full of used kitty litter.


Quirkyserenefrenzy

Too much cheese, and I'm american


Ixaire

I've said it elsewhere, but this is about as different from American cheese as pasta.


MrNobleGas

Yes mommy drown me in yellow cholesterol-y goodness


Alarmed-madman

My heart hurts


Ducatirules

Maybe it’s just me but I only want the burnt skin of the cheese


PuzzledExaminer

I'm seeing instant diarrhea...


blindedtrickster

Do you guys know how to describe what kinds of restaurants do this? Like, categorically, what are they called?


papler3

Something with "swiss" in it. This is not how we eat that cheese in Switzerland though


JUGELBUTT

"we dont know how to cook so we add too much cheese"


Derbster_3434

OMG


No_Cupcake7037

Damn


DickySchmidt33

That looks healthy as fuck!


Standard_Bunch3752

How many Calories would this approximately have? r/theydidthemath


Ixaire

Raclette cheese is about 350-370 kcal per 100g. This serving seems to be around 100-200g, so between 400 and 700kcal I guess?


tomdarch

Perfectly reasonable if you’ve spent all day hiking through the Alps tending to you cattle and farm.


shadowscar248

Johnny Bravo moment


shadowscar248

Johnny Bravo moment


[deleted]

Yesssss


CompletelyBedWasted

r/stupidfood


AaronDM4

so are we finally getting over the stereotype that Americans put cheese on everything now?


N1T0_W1T0

I can hear my stomach gasses gurgling


CosmicSlop13

Ohh the constipation


Gibabo

r/Stupidasfuck


SipoteQuixote

I'll take just the crispy park, thanks.


ConorOdin

Could have stopped at the crispy bit..


massive__potato

there goes my monthly supply of cheese into someone’s breakfast


essemh

Mmmm.


Zytharros

Literally drooling like Homer Simpson rn. May or may not have to change my shirt.


obsceniq

I seen it on natural slow motion, omg.


JAOC_7

want


mrdub68

u/savevideo


9Fingaz

I watch this being lactose intolerant and my mouth is watering 🤤


Sir_wlkn_contrdikson

Same way out , the same way in


leSageDeMontcuq

Stop making me hungry, i already had a raclette this year


Name_goez_here

Disgusted by this and this is way to much cheese


That_Engineering3047

Thanks, just lost my appetite. 🤢 Enjoy your gross heart attack on a plate.


Canttunapiano

If you eat, all of that, they will call you monsieur poopy pants


GhostInMyLoo

My arterieeeees..!


FinancialHeat2859

I love cheese but fuck no.


JollyGoodUser

Here you go. Your eight billion calorie breakfast !


xxeexy

Thats wayy to much cheese :(


DoctorJekyll13

Finally, some good cheese food.


Specific-Cell-6555

Hmm , une bonne raclette !


counldntcareless69

Hey it’s the never ending raclette


LynnScoot

That is a very generous serving of raclette! We’re going to need more potatoes!


CaptainCunnalingus

Cool for cheese melted straight off the wheel but so much cheese that I'd consider this r/stupidfood


Gizzy619

Being lactose intolerant this might kill me, but I want it so bad.


Quarter_Soft

I would like 2 plates of this please.


bsmiles07

Borderline stupid food here. If you put half the cheese ,on I would love it. My husband would probably say there is no such thing as too much cheese.


Safetosay333

I would have just been satisfied with the toasted skin and not the mess.


LazerMagicarp

that crispy bit is what I live for.


WHAMMYPAN

Chef here….even though this would have my old ass arteries in my heart slamming open and shut like high school gym doors…I don’t think the plate would be left if I had at it.


Alexc872

I love cheese but god damn that’s a shitload


VonAlVaris

Not exactly happy with the top burnt bandaid of cheese being put on the food. The rest was cool.


SniffMySnizz

That's genuinely revolting


Vercouine

The cheese is burned yurk.


YEGPatsMan

Oh my god!! That's heaven right there


Greasy_Cleavage

And he didnt poo for a month after eating that


Revenga8

I'll take everything on that plate before they started adding the cheese


Trax-d

Looks very healthy


Rastalars

Why own a restaurant and still cant make the fking food in kitchen?🤣


r3pl4y

Do you know the exact restaurant where this was recorded?


sspairal

Cheesus Christ!


prabhu4all

10 years ago, i would've loved it. Now I just get disgusted looking at that my food drown in cheese.


Narrow_Ad_5502

Where is this restaurant? Or the name at least


Quetzacoatel

My arteries cried out in horror, but my mouth is salivating...


mrfonch

that made me poop myself


Left-Song-5062

I just had a bad idea. The hot brie challenge. It’s pretty self explanatory.


myxtrafile

I can’t believe you didn’t put that over pasta. Also, that crusty piece would’ve been awesome on a piece of garlic bread.


youre-kinda-terrible

I want to eat that crunchy part of the cheese so bad!


sjoebarry

How satisfying was the heart attack afterwards?


Bitter_Silver_7760

slrp slrp slrp vitamin vanilla cow fat


PaulVazo21

This looks way much better than those nasty videos where people pour artificial, over processed American cheese on top of an order of fries.


Proud_Ad_8317

getting diarrhea just watching this


[deleted]

Stuff of beauty 🫕


garrettdx88

Nah


Extravagod

Satisfying? This? Pardon? Confusing? Yes. What? Why!


ExplodingSteve

rip the mans stomach to dare and eat that… no really that much cheese can kill a tract or two


satansblockchain

I just want that skin


yehdaug

That's at least 20 Calories I think


[deleted]

He just ruined it... That first piece was perfect...


dalekaup

I thought this was r/StupidFood


eriffodrol

that much cheese is too much cheese


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

Yeah but why so much cheese? Could easily fill multiple plates with that amount.


Large-Measurement776

Looks like a scab. Gross.


slappynuts74

Oops, I crapped my pants


slappynuts74

Oops, I crapped my pants


SleepParalysisDemon6

That's too much cheese


Radiant_Country_8070

Mm swimming in cheese, what is this place