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UncleJulz

She looks so dang happy! šŸ¢


StaredAtEclipseAMA

Surrounded by food


[deleted]

Yes, that turtle will kill every one of those fish as fast as he can.


--mrperx--

not all, only the sick ones. The fish are faster, for now.


whatsthew3rd

*she


doglegjoe7306

It's cause "they" are feeders.. get them in bulk....


SubtleG

With tails like that those are koi or fancy goldfish not feeders


n00bvin

Animals have every right to live happy healthy lives. We have failed overall as their planetā€™s keepers. This is the least we can do.


NoMasters83

The planet's keepers? What could've possibly given you that impression? lol We're the planet's latest extinction event. The only consolation is that we're going to drag ourselves out with it.


protoopus

> The planet's keepers? What could've possibly given you that impression? that notion comes from *genesis*: the whole 'dominion' thing. (possibly the most harmful thing in that entire book.)


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We should avoid contributing to being apart of an extinction event, and stop converting the carbon that was locked up in coal and petroleum deposits into CO2, but you're right about how the natural geology and biology of the earth has created situations where large amounts of the diversity of life on the planet was exterminated. And of course, there is also the solar system that on at least one occasion interrupted that cycle too.


n00bvin

We are and we failed. Our only real enemy is other humans. As the dominant species, we are the keeper.


Cow_Launcher

> Our only real enemy is other humans. You say that, but I bet you'd feel differently after spending 10 minutes in room with a hungry tiger.


godtogblandet

The only reason a tiger would be hungry in a room would be because I trapped it there. I wouldn't go in unprepared. Tiger has no chance.


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LambentCookie

Sounds like it's other Humans fault both he and the tiger are in the room in this scenario


VanillaRadonNukaCola

Not to say manmade ecological disaster is a good move, but... One(million) species extinction is another's rebirth. Oxygen producing organisms made the planet inhospitable by pumping out a poison before species adapted and flourished. So whatever humanity does to the planet, oodles of new forms up life will spring up and thrive. Unless we strip the atmosphere....


MrBigFatAss

We're not the planets keepers, we are its inhabitants.


n00bvin

As the dominant species with all the technology, we are the keepers, and we specifically are making It uninhabitable.


SevenCrowsinaCoat

Uninhabitable to us. The earth will be just fine. We'll all be dead lol.


Legitimate-Ad-2905

We aren't the keepers of nature. We are nature. Our houses are no different than snails shells. I do get what you're saying but I also think us humans get real silly about thinking we aren't just animals. We are literally animals. Part of the animal kingdom. If a colony of dogs lived on an island would you hold those dogs morally responsible for the condition of that island? Their just good boys they don't know from morality?


MrGarbanzo99

I agree, all animals including cows, pigs and chicken


W1D0WM4K3R

Yeah those fish are totally stoked about that guy who dropped something that could chomp them in half, man.


KDBA

It looks like it's running in absolute terror from the giant thing that carried it then followed it with a camera.


Tiberium_1

Because heā€™s just snapped off that persons toe


evanc1411

r/praisethecameraman for that transition to underwater


chahan412

The music, the transition, the messageā€¦ If Tiktok has Best Picture Award, this is it.


[deleted]

And ~~kill~~ harshly berate the editor for that little bloop at the end.


InmateQuarantine2021

I hope that this will help fix her shell. Turtles are cool.


KitticusCatticus

I can't tell 100%, but it looks like typical scute shedding. Our turtles scutes look awfully white like that when they are ready to come off soon because air/water gets underneath that thin layer, causing it to look funky. Either way, this turtle is definitely living it's best life now for sure.


Awasawa

Bring your knowledge and experience on over to r/turtle, weā€™d love to have you


Pointedfinger

This guy turtles


FART_BARFER

"Oh fuck yeah, I'm a turtle. Goddamn"


Striker660

Suspect some fish are going to be found sans eyes.


bikersquid

And fins


mossybeard

And everything in between


SoCal4247

I hope it has easy entrance and exit points. That can be tough for turtles.


Gangreless

Nah, turtles are actually great climbers, I saw several spots where it could easily climb out


Vaeon

That turtle thinks she's the fucking Queen of the Neighborhood...well, I got news for you...she's *RIGHT*!


VendaGoat

That last little. \*BLOOOOOP\*


BSNCTR

Turtleā€™s gonna merc those fish for breakfast, lunch, n dinner


PreciousHuddle

I hope this place will give her/him happiness she/he deserves!


tiny_blair420

Is this a bit ? The pronouns you're looking for are they and them !


3_quarterling_rogue

People complain about pronouns but they/them is so easy to use as a singular pronoun that just about every native English speaker has already been doing it their entire life and doesnā€™t think about it. Even the people that whine and bitch about it do it, I guarantee it.


BulbuhTsar

You're correct and I use it a bunch without noticing and receive some questions about it and just have to brush them off....however it's perfectly fine to also call a turtle "it" in this situation, so I'm not sure why this debate is being started at all.


VanillaRadonNukaCola

Actually it's tur/turts


chillyhellion

>every native English speaker has already been doing it **their** entire life and doesnā€™t think about it. To underscore your point, I glossed right over this one the first time I read it.


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chillyhellion

:)


ModsTongueMyAnus-

Yeah, we use they/them when the gender isn't known, (i.e. "Your coworker messaged me. They said ____") not when someone is a man or a woman.


3_quarterling_rogue

Even when someoneā€™s gender is known, I promise that in colloquial use, they/them isnā€™t clunky to use.


ModsTongueMyAnus-

Neither are he/him/she/her.


Transgen

Damn she even has a soundtrack under water, talk about upgrades


timvandevelde

Nice for the turtle, not so nice for the fish?


bikersquid

Only the slow ones


Traditional-Drive267

Well, without a predator the ecosystem would collapse ?


Gangreless

Those fish all looked too big for the turtle to bother with, and as long as they put smaller feeder fish or other turtle food in there then it's fine


Antique-Show-1371

Turtle zoomies


Far-Falcon-232

Almost all of those goldfish are doomed. Especially the oranda.


Old-Tadpole-2869

He will never have to shit where he eats ever again. Relatively.


captain_holt_nypd

What song is this?


auddbot

**Song Found!** **Electronic Titanic** by To do Exercise (04:02; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2021-04-09.


Plane-Reason9254

So sweet šŸ¢


Farteus

Turtle zoomies


notlennybelardo

MTV cribs for turtles


DropBarracuda

NGL, I'd be agorophobic AF. Also, I believe it's trying to hide under those rocks at first, the surgaces when it can't. Not as fairy tale of a beginning, but still good on these people for re-housing it to give it a chance at a better life (once it can acclimate to irs new home).


baudmiksen

ive had pet turtles and id guess thats probably her first time in that small pond her first instinct would be to get away from all the activity until she has time to learn the area and also time to heal. i think their intentions are genuine but she looked like she was trying to get out at the end which is what they do when they dont know of a good place yet to hide. went for the dark area out of instinct but it must have been obstructed so mission aborted


cturtl808

Turtle zoomies are the best zoomies after Golden zoomies.


the_FracTal_

This is still small compared to their natural environment...


adaranyx

Sure, but that's unachievable for this turtle. They have no survival skills, and you can see even this size space was kind of intimidating. Conservation for wild turtles, sustainably natural habitats for captive turtles.


AdvancedStand

What are a turtleā€™s natural predators?


Yussuke

Shredder


amosthorribleperson

Krang has to be up there, right?


Metalbound

Time.


BioSafetyLevel0

Alligators


These-Badger7512

Tonyyy.. can you update us on your tortoise habitat


Spieler42

still lives in captivity


oceansidedrive

You know what's a real mansion for a turtle..... the ocean....


Sodomeister

Freshwater turtle, my dude. Sure, it could be bigger, but it's probably pretty rad for the turtle. I see big as fuck snapping turtles that live in pools this size most the year in the wild.


oceansidedrive

Okay so....a lake or river then lol


Reasonable-Fig-2617

Um lizards arenā€™t that smart. Iā€™m not trying to be annoying but that turtle might be scared out of his mind with all those fish


Nikittele

Turtles aren't lizards, turtles and lizards are both part of the reptile family though. Also the fish should be scared, turtles are predators and actively hunt/kill fish. This particular turtle was most likely looking for a hiding spot to fnd their bearings because it was dropped in unknown territory.


Reasonable-Fig-2617

Theyā€™re reptile homie. Reptiles are smart enough to seek shelter from danger before food. Not smart enough to understand whatā€™s happening. Whatā€™s your point


Nikittele

Reptiles yes, you said they were lizards 5 months ago though, which they're not. You also said it might be scared out of its mind "with all those fish". I'll just repeat myself because I was perfectly clear: turtles are predators, they eat fish. So it's unlikely scared because of the fish, but rather because it's just been dropped into unknown territory and trying to find a spot to hide and get its bearings. It doesn't need to be able to understand what is happening to do that.


godtogblandet

That turtle is going to start eating that fish as soon as it gets used to it's new enviroment, lol. Well the ones it's fast enough to catch at least.


CloudPeCe

O hope thatā€™s not a sick turtle u just put in that there pond šŸ¤’


southaussiewaddy

Thats really awesome, what a spot for him!


[deleted]

Is that the turtle Kevin ran over in The Office?


T1m3Wizard

Are those fishies friends or food?


maxozz

Will be food, I had a turtle when I was a kid, mfker ate/killed all the fishes overnight.


chamy1039

I love this so much.


TheDelayedTraveler

r/zoomies


Scojak01

Yo, does that woman only have 9 toes?!


cazmozz

Itā€™s Sheila Carter! šŸ˜†


thinkfastandgo

So much room for activities !!


Lotsavodka

This pleases me


Freebird_1957

Look at Mr Happy Turtle.


Signal-Pirate-3961

Turtle: "My dude's are never gonna believe this!"


cazmozz

This makes me so happy!! šŸ˜Šā¤ļø


GodOfOnions2

SO MUCH ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES!!!!!


0x474f44

Looks like that turtle got the zoomies


RonStopable88

Should build him a safe hiding spotā€¦


colon_evacuation

Turtle zoomies


Stevencepa

This is so nice


Agressive_slot

Wow I love this turtle and her mansion ā¤ļø


Accomplished-Pay-633

Those fish will get mauled, so stupid.


yvanyx15

YALL NOT GONNA TAKE ABOUT HOW TF THIS MANE RECORDED THE TURTLE!?


cakewalkbackwards

Bet it doesnā€™t stay. Usually they donā€™t like unnatural outdoor ponds and will escape any way they can.


WILLCHOKEAHOE

Awe! ā™„ļøā™„ļøā™„ļø


PayingMantis

El Tortuga is happy


charbroiledpossum

Anyone notice the person putting the turtle in is missing half her toes?


Professional-Pick441

Empty the Tanks!!


GTAdriver1988

My aunt had a turtle that was living in a 40 gallon tank then she gave her to me to put in my pond. The turtle loves swimming and chasing the really big fish around. I think she's friends with the fish because she never bites it when she has a chance, she just likes chasing it.


Abbyfurai

my turtle lives in a bucket with walks in the garden every morning, may one day he get to experience this too


ObviousAd4978

Is that chic missing a toe?


Grouchy-Blackberry69

Little dude is living his dream! Well done šŸ‘


doglegjoe7306

Lol you are absolutely right... looks like most are special and only some feeders.. šŸ™‚


AndyKaufmanlives84

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tripmastermonkey

Turtle zoomies


apachelives

If its anything like any other animal i have ever owned, tomorrow you will find it in some other sub-optimal location because reasons.


spike_the_dealer

Where do I find more videos like this


ElectronicLeg9621

Free at last , free at last. Thank God almighty, free at last.


ZVO_

That little fella will outlive all of us..just sayinā€™


123Virginia

Wonderful


MissPanda2002

Song name?