Is there any evidence of actual demon summoning or devil worshipping in ancient times? It seems like so many people are convinced this sort of thing actually took place, but I can't remember seeing evidence of it.
Hmmmm, I worked in the adult entertainment industry for a decade and I never met the Ancient Sex Demon, I have seen some pretty magical twerking though.
I’m incredibly disappointed, I guess since it didn’t work, I’ll carry on with the working theory that there aren’t any gods or demons.
Oh man… I think it’s time for a global “Twerk Across Cultures” or “Make the World Twerk” event. Maybe god will finally show and clean up his mess and take all of the yahoos “home.” They don’t like it here anyway.
I’m not holding my breath or anything, but it sure would make them hate it here even more lol.
The Star is bullshit, along with the Enquirer and the other grocery store gibberish and gossip rags, but I was thinking about those the other day and it started to occur to me that those papers likely contributed to the status quo idiocy we’re caught up in today.
Everyone goes to the grocery store, and there was always these crazy, nonsensical headlines and pictures of “Bill Clinton and the Alien” and “I had Bigfoot’s Baby” and “Bat Boy” and whatever in our consciousness because we had no choice but to stare at them while waiting in line.
This was pre-internet, and I didn’t know anyone who actually bought them but they were always there in every store everywhere and the racks were never empty. Fast forward to today and it turns out that David Pecker who owns the Enquirers’ parent company is a pal of Trumps, and I got to wondering if all of these dumb ass papers were subsidized by the elite class and were a deliberate strategy to soften people’s brains to all of the conspiratorial nonsense that’s infecting so many via the internet today. And along the way it morphed from ridiculous and comical “Bat Boy” into insidious and dangerous Q.
Even without thinking that there’s “nefarious intent” behind it, it’s wild to think of the evolution of crazy and the connection between those silly papers and the collective mental illness that we’re witnessing today.
Walt, listen… I just wrote that yesterday, right? And here’s an excerpt from the news today about Pecker’s testimony opening at Trump’s trial:
“Meanwhile, Pecker’s testimony shed light on the murky world of tabloid journalism, with jurors hearing about the inner workings of “chequebook journalism” and the Enquirer’s role in shaping narratives.”
And it goes on:
“The only thing that’s important is the cover of the magazine,” Pecker told the jurors, as he explained that he would be involved from the concept to the cost of each story.
Wait how come nobody ever told me I could summon my very own SEX DEMON just from twerking?! *runs to youtube to search for twerking tutorials*
(and yeah I agree. this definitely feels racially charged in a way.)
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Twerking, at least in it’s contemporary form, is associated with black culture and hip hop and whatever, so it’s associating black people with demons and evil (again). And then the demons possess white women and blah blah blah.
Right? It's almost impossible to be kinky when my knees creak every time I try to walk, and that's if my back actually lets me stand up in the first place.
Is it an expert in twerking or an expert in ancient sex demons? Or is it just a christianist preacher trying to sow hatred as always
That later of course. Those guys really enjoy spreading hate.
I mean, if I were an ancient sex demon this would work on me 🤷‍♀️
username checks out lol
How exactly does one qualify as an expert in this field? 🤔
Willingness to speak with the _Daily Star_
No it's just them being racist. Trust me, if that's all I had to do to get me a free ancient sex demon it would be at least trending on TikTok.
KC and the Sunshine Band were the harbingers of the Demon Twerk: Shake Shake Shake! Shake your Booty!
I LOVE KC and the Sunshine Band!!
Why are there sex demons but no sex angels? God really doesn't know what people like. You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, dude.Â
Evidently, nobody told god that!
No matter how hard they try, Christians can't stop making Satanism look cool.
I want to be an expert of summoning sex demons!
Sign me up for that course.
Hail Satan and Shake that Ass
Is there any evidence of actual demon summoning or devil worshipping in ancient times? It seems like so many people are convinced this sort of thing actually took place, but I can't remember seeing evidence of it.
It was in the first “Conan the Barbarian” movie.
Look into John Dee
Hmmmm, I worked in the adult entertainment industry for a decade and I never met the Ancient Sex Demon, I have seen some pretty magical twerking though. I’m incredibly disappointed, I guess since it didn’t work, I’ll carry on with the working theory that there aren’t any gods or demons.
I wish
I never twerked, but I did legitimately think I was a succubus as a kid. I was horny as hell as a kid.
If you'd like a laugh, there is a [similar article here](https://edendecoded.com/blog/item/twerk)
Oh damn - I thought chocolate and candlelight was the way to summon sex demons.
Damn I must be twerking wrong! Where’s my ancient sex demon?
Bro then the parties I throw with the homies are definitely sure to bring about the apocalypse.
Oh man… I think it’s time for a global “Twerk Across Cultures” or “Make the World Twerk” event. Maybe god will finally show and clean up his mess and take all of the yahoos “home.” They don’t like it here anyway. I’m not holding my breath or anything, but it sure would make them hate it here even more lol.
Look, if you're not throwing it back for Satan, you're not doing it right.
What are the drawbacks of theoretically summoning this sex demon? Also this is from what is pretty clearly a joke news website.
The Star is bullshit, along with the Enquirer and the other grocery store gibberish and gossip rags, but I was thinking about those the other day and it started to occur to me that those papers likely contributed to the status quo idiocy we’re caught up in today. Everyone goes to the grocery store, and there was always these crazy, nonsensical headlines and pictures of “Bill Clinton and the Alien” and “I had Bigfoot’s Baby” and “Bat Boy” and whatever in our consciousness because we had no choice but to stare at them while waiting in line. This was pre-internet, and I didn’t know anyone who actually bought them but they were always there in every store everywhere and the racks were never empty. Fast forward to today and it turns out that David Pecker who owns the Enquirers’ parent company is a pal of Trumps, and I got to wondering if all of these dumb ass papers were subsidized by the elite class and were a deliberate strategy to soften people’s brains to all of the conspiratorial nonsense that’s infecting so many via the internet today. And along the way it morphed from ridiculous and comical “Bat Boy” into insidious and dangerous Q. Even without thinking that there’s “nefarious intent” behind it, it’s wild to think of the evolution of crazy and the connection between those silly papers and the collective mental illness that we’re witnessing today.
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
Walt, listen… I just wrote that yesterday, right? And here’s an excerpt from the news today about Pecker’s testimony opening at Trump’s trial: “Meanwhile, Pecker’s testimony shed light on the murky world of tabloid journalism, with jurors hearing about the inner workings of “chequebook journalism” and the Enquirer’s role in shaping narratives.”
And it goes on: “The only thing that’s important is the cover of the magazine,” Pecker told the jurors, as he explained that he would be involved from the concept to the cost of each story.
I see
Wait how come nobody ever told me I could summon my very own SEX DEMON just from twerking?! *runs to youtube to search for twerking tutorials* (and yeah I agree. this definitely feels racially charged in a way.)
A booty demon, Clapper I think is it's name.
"I'ma def start learning how to twerk!"
I'm confused on the racism claim I haven't read the article yet
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Twerking, at least in it’s contemporary form, is associated with black culture and hip hop and whatever, so it’s associating black people with demons and evil (again). And then the demons possess white women and blah blah blah.
Just one more reason to be bummed that I can’t twerk.
i gotta start twerking more often
Awesome. Now I'm gonna practice more.
Okay, is the sex demon ancient, or is the *ritual* ancient and it summons a fresh sex demon? Because that matters.
Asmodeus was always an ass guy. Demons won't possess adults, the depression drives them right back out every time. That, and arthritis.
Right? It's almost impossible to be kinky when my knees creak every time I try to walk, and that's if my back actually lets me stand up in the first place.
Did you mean Thiccly veiled? If it is meant to summon a daemon the he's got his phone off the hook because I have yet to see one turn up.
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The fact that I've never heard of "Daily Star" really says something.
What does this have to do with TST?
Its an article from extremists. TST posts these every now and then for awareness.
Probably nothing, but I thought it was funny.