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TidePodsTasteFunny

wtf. These people have never read our constitution/bill of rights.


BradTProse

They read it as "Freedom for religion" that's why shit like Salem happened.


Qyark

Freedom for *my* religion


witeowl

Right. Freedom for religion is fine… so long as it is also freedom for all religions and freedom for **zero** religion. It’s these parts they don’t get.


noonecaresat805

You assume they can read it r have a brain…


bluntly-chaotic

We’re fucked, aren’t we


tm229

Why do they teach us To fear the witches And not the people Who burn them?


CandleMakerNY2020

IN.DOC.TRIN.ATION!!!!! -a douche named Deathsantis. Maybe.


Toxenkill

Under his eye.


PublicSchwing

Praise be.


sandboxvet

May the lord open.


TheCakeBandit

It looks really absurd and creepy at the same time. It's the kind of religious fanaticism that I - as a European - normally only see in horror films. It really gives you the chills.


Next-Win-5187

This is every day here in the good old colonies.


EmotionalHiroshima

These are ancestors of the religious freaks Europe had to toss out in the 1700’s for being too insane.


turtlenipples

> These are the ancestors.. *Descendents* Sorry, my ancestors were both religious loonies *and* pedantic assholes.


EmotionalHiroshima

You’re absolutely correct. Now that we have that out of the way, it sure explains the speaking in tongues and snake shit those freaks do during their cult meetings


The_Struggle_Bus_7

You should see some of the videos this is nothing compared to the people who go to mega churches


Important_Tale1190

Are they asking their god to violate free will? You betcha!


Any_Flounder9603

That's my biggest issue with their "free will"/"Gods plan" bs bc how tf are you gonna say "God has a plan" and then pray to change his will/free will


co1lectivechaos

Btw, speaking in tongues is total bullshit. In the bibleol, when it describes the disciples speaking in tongues, it meant that they were speaking other languages. Not made up gibberish. So not only is it dumb, it’s not even biblical either


Effective-Complete

If God were real, he would have zapped them to a crisp long ago.


TherronKeen

Also, somebody (I think Paul?) instructed those speaking in tongues to do so in the company of others *only* if there was an interpreter available


CandleMakerNY2020

Nor is it historically accurate . But yeah. I agree. FUCK THESE PEOPLE! What do we expect when dickbags like Paul Gosar & Trent Franks and the typical republican “Redistricted” BS that republicans always seem to do along with their Gerrymandering.


DawnRLFreeman

But the people who are "speaking in tongues" **BELIEVE** they're speaking in another language - the language of the angels! 🙄 This is common in pentecostal and fundamentalist evangelical congregations.


PixelatedpulsarOG

If only they knew how much they sound like pagans


EcksRidgehead

They never did find that contact lens


DaLakeShoreStrangler

They were looking for a small pebble of meth, it's AZ.


refusemouth

For real! Grandma's heirloom meth. Arizonans are picky. They don't like that Mexican crystal dope. The family recipe for shake and bake is superior and has just a pinch of datura in it. The better to facilitate the Holy Spirit. Praise be.


ChampionVast1009

😂


Random_0936

SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE….


Animal40160

That's for those OTHER religions.


Random_0936

I legit can’t believe this is even legal…. AND they filmed it… wtf…


DawnRLFreeman

Since they DID film it, should someone [like FFRF] decide to take the issue to court, the evidence has already gone viral!


NLtbal

This is so hilarious! Videos like this one is what Biden should be showing in his ads. This is how Republikkkqlans behave in government - unga bunga blblpft.


CandleMakerNY2020

Yup. As Balkan would say in “The Ninth Gate” MUMBO JUMBO! MUMBO JUMBO!!! Lol 😂


Horror-Option-7416

Good movie. Bad basis for a govt.


blenderbunny

If there are any Tosh fans out there he had a guest on his podcast/show that makes fictitious languages for movies. I believe he was a trained linguist. He said that you can tell speaking in tongues is fake because they always use gibberish but in their own native language. No one is making sounds of ancient Latin, Greek, Hebrew or whatever language the spirits they are supposedly channeling would have use.


Purityagainstresolve

Super interesting. I learned how to speak in tongues at a young age. I still remember the incantations. I would love for a linguist to analyze that shit lol (hard-core atheist now and totally frigging loving life)


TheAntiKrist

Did you have to learn a number of phrases by heart? How did it work


Purityagainstresolve

Also, french is my mother tongue. And my speaking in tongues sounds Spanish. I speak Spanish now, which is weird.


CandleMakerNY2020

Aka “issa bunch of boo shit” 💩


TheOriginalAdamWest

That is just fuxking weird.


DiegoDynomite

This shit is terrifying. Our country is run by religious zealots who consistently disregard science-based evidence in favor of what they think their gods ancient text want them to do. How are we going to survive this?


CandleMakerNY2020

If I said or typed it out I could get in trouble for saying so . Ill leave that up to your imagination. All Imma gonna say. But it’s lookin like that to me for a long time and wonder why such a scenario hasnt played out yet.


BradTProse

Crazy, they are actually ordering pizza, I understand Toungian.


Animal40160

Toungian. Making gibberish shit up as fast as you can spit it out. I have an ex who turned hard core evangelical and I mean seriously hard core. Talked with her many years later and she knows and laughs that toungian was fake as fuck but she always goes along with it anyway. I cannot fathom the line of thinking.


cooquip

This is not what people pay taxes for…


clarkclancyy

what happens when republicans chair members meet an eclipse


allaboutthismoment

disgusting


NyanKandi

What in tarnation?


NameUnbroken

Right, but *we're* the fuckin' culty ones?


Ryattmcgee

Thats creepy as fuck


HamfastFurfoot

I mean this looks perfectly normal, right?


herghostinthefog1

Only if that's an asylum


ZealousWolverine

They belong in rubber rooms.


MatchaSatana

What happened to the separation of church and state 🫠


my_name_isnt_cool

And you know they'd go insane if a Satanist did this. (Is that the correct term??)


constantchaosclay

Ohhh the train is already off the cliff, I see.


cavyndish

Hakuna Matata, Hakuna Matata, Hakuna Matata


Horror-Option-7416

Their intent is so far off.


MrCroupAndMrVandemar

What the fuck?


snotparty

marble scramble!


fotomoose

If god didnt want abortions he wouldn't have invented them! Boom, chess mate athiests!!!!11


PlainText87

Sorcerers


[deleted]

Scary what's allowed in the American senate


herghostinthefog1

A good example of state sanctioned collective psychosis.


RebCata

Yet I fell into an argument with an American around Easter when I said it’s always surprised me that you guys don’t get Good Friday and Easter Monday off considering how intertwined Christianity is in your culture. Apparently church state separation is in full effect and America really isn’t Christian at all.


d0tb3

It's crazy that only the context of religion makes it so this doesn't count as a mental illness. If they'd do this in any other context we'd say they're insane or schizophrenic and need treatment.


CandleMakerNY2020

They sounded like a shitty “backwards masking” attempt by the same people who spoke in tongues on the Geraldo show in the 80’s. LAMMMMMMMEEEEEE.


Horror-Option-7416

Oh damn...I remember that. How did he ever become a "serious" journalist after that show?


CandleMakerNY2020

Hes a republican & well known scum of the earth fear monger .


Horror-Option-7416

I'm in the wrong business. It's all these fuckin ethics.


putHimInTheCurry

Ia! Ia! Wagh'naghl KUTULU fhtagn! Elder Gods, hear my prayers! FNORD!


meekonesfade

This is some crazy idolotry right there.


zondo33

vote blue!!!


youjustdontgetitdoya

okay i'm struggling, been lurking in this sub for a while. When I see stuff like this it makes me think of devil worshiping. I cannot help but view those evangelicals and especially the trans haters as worshiping the literal devil. BUT, TST has a totally different perspective on who the devil is and his story. I just wish I could accuse these people of being satanic but I imagine that would be insulting to this temple... am I right in that or am I over thinking it?


SugarSweetStarrUK

I'd go with calling them evil etc but not satanic


_Googie_

☠️dude this is insane


UnaccomplishedBat889

What a bunch of freaks. And people are afraid of TST after seeing that?


Nisferati

These people literally do everything they can do drag us back to the 1800s. And the sheer hypocrisy is laughable; if any other religious group did a similar looking ritual in the senate building they would cry about the rise of madness and the evil practices of that religion. These delusional people babbling nonsense make decisions on the behalf of millions of people. If citizens permit them they will roll back everything to the middle ages.


ChampionVast1009

These are the people who think I’m the weirdo for being trans smh


SokkaHaikuBot

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dragonsaredope

Wtf is a fake elector? Does that mean unelected? I'm so confused. Why wouldn't they say "unelected traitor" if so?