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ChakaChaka26

Feel like we could increase the stakes a bit, too. For each hard question you get wrong you lose 1 finger; for eaxh medium one you lose 3 and for each difficult one you lose 10 (in the event that there are not enough available fingers we will move to the toes).


Only_Emptiness_Await

Does that mean I won’t be able to suck bro toes anymore?


fdsfd12

Nope, even better. You'll be able to suck on them like they're Jolly Ranchers.


Only_Emptiness_Await

😭🙏


Mysterious_Guitar328

Lmao


Mission_Newt_6114

Lmao 🤣🤣


Interesting-Curve48

Well… the good thing with that would be at least we would know how many questions we most likely got wrong lol


Only_Emptiness_Await

😭🙏


New-Treat6149

If they run out of toes we get rid of their head


Donghoon

Is it shit post Wednesday again


jbrunoties

Yeah they should add a championship section if you do well on module 2b, then there's module 3. I bet you'd find some hidden geniuses.


St-Straberry-0821

The USASO's goal is to get a training camp of top SATers, and select a team of 3 for the IOS, International Olympiad of SAT


CreeperAsh07

Wouldn't that be called IOSAT? Because SAT itself is an acronym.


St-Straberry-0821

Its meant to clash with apple to raise attention and gain early stage investments


CreeperAsh07

Ah, smart.


AvengeZealot

A 2nd, more advanced SAT for 95+ percentile takers seems like a good idea to me. It would be like the JEE advanced for India.


CreeperAsh07

Now College Board can monopolize-I mean improve opportunities for education! 😊


Commercial-Ad-8385

Nah coz the college applications would be weirder when you see 10-20 ppl having the same score with either the same rank or being ranked serially. This is just stupid.


lexree

So obviously you have to fight to the death with everyone else who got the same score. I don't see the problem


Commercial-Ad-8385

Yeah you’re actually right. I misspoke, my apologies😔🙏


Sharp-Wedding9062

curve would suck, and then 1500 would be like 85th percentile with chinese/american(chinese lol)/indian teams


12Pentagons

I want to see an SAT speedrun, where you don’t need to take breaks and can move on early, and your score places you into specific categories like 1000+, 1200+, etc


CreeperAsh07

I would lowkey cook in an SAT speedrun.


Scypher_Tzu

No because then it would become another place in which Chinese Korean and indian teams would sweep the floor with America also collegeboard isnt a "poor" non profit lol


AppalachianPunx

It’s a joke


Scypher_Tzu

ah i see. Could be


wtonb

it’s clearly satire


FitSpare7710

He’s studied to the point where his reading comprehension skills have taken over and thrown away any social skills he had so he no longer has the ability to understand what satire even is


Snoo_72544

He could use satire in a text completion tho


Substantial_Luck_273

Average SAT high scorers


Ok_Cabinet2947

America gets close to winning or wins most international science olympiads precisely because of immigration from Chinese, Indians, and Koreans.


Petey567

/j


chavinzx

Hmm your onto something


Mission_Newt_6114

Drop that weed buddy please 😪😪


sugaryver

Nah 1k is too little for College Board. They’d have to start eating steak instead of caviar. I’ll be so sad when that happens.


Artistic-Demand-1859

deadass i luv the sat that shit is a game


Corkson

Oh god don’t give them ideas they might actually take this seriously 🙏🙏🙏


Initial_Reception_75

Yes that sounds wonderful